*************************************************** *************************************************** ********** "Shethey" Linzhisuke swallowed and was speechless, because, in his understanding, it should be a battle of life and death, with or without death. Come on, he can't express this fact! Just when Linnosuke was struggling, suddenly, a refreshing female voice came from the entrance of Hakurei Shrine - "Ah, Reimu, I'm back~" Rumia's voice sounded at the entrance of the shrine, Then, Elric, Elric, and Grandma all came over together. "" Reimu stayed there stupidly, and then tears flowed out of his eyes. He jumped down the corridor, ran over, got into Rumia's arms, and shouted loudly Crying: "Uuuuu, Rumia, Rumia, Reimu, Reimu thought you didn't want Reimu, ugh" "No, no, no, how could I not want Reimu~" Lu Mia looked at Reimu with a smile and said, "Come on, Reimu, let me play a game for you." "Huh?" Reimu, who was still crying, looked at Rumia blankly and sniffed hard. , covering Lingmeng's eyes. "Three, two, one~" Rumia opened her hand after counting down~ "Come on Reimu, guess which one is the Elric you know!" Elric and Elric held hands. He stood in front of Reimu with a smile, and then made the exact same gesture. "" Reimu's eyes widened, and then he said in surprise: "Wow, okay, that's amazing! Rico, there are two of them!" "Haha, we left this time because Rico's twin sister also came to Gensokyo. So I went to pick her up. It just took a little longer." Mom walked up to Ling Meng with a smile, hugged Ling Meng and said, "Why don't we want Ling Meng?" "Oh, Mom. ~" Lingmeng's eyes filled with tears again, and she cried loudly: "Lingmeng misses you so much, wuwu" "It's okay, it's okay." Ama smiled helplessly, and cried out to Lingmeng who was tired of crying. Meng held him in his arms, and then said to Linnosuke: "Ah, Linnosuke, are you here to stuff money?" "" Almost instantly, the atmosphere at the scene turned cold. . Rumia gritted her teeth and jumped up. She slapped her grandma on the back of her head with a paper fan and complained: "Why don't you give me money? Please thank me properly!" "Ah, it hurts" grandma rubbed the back of her head. , muttering: "Really, what should I do if I am beaten stupid? Tsk, Linnosuke, thank you for taking care of Reimu." "No, no, no, no. It's nothing!" Linnosuke shook his head in shock, and so on. Aren't you going to fight to the death? Why did you feel better all of a sudden? "Well, so let's stuff some money!" Grandma took out a money box from somewhere. Then he looked at Linnosuke seriously, making Linnosuke's mouth twitch and ran away. "Why did you run away? Just stop!" Grandma immediately became angry. Hey, you actually ran away? So, she took big strides and chased after him¡ª¡ª At this time. Elric and Elric said at the same time: "Speaking of which, Linnosuke has stuffed money a few times, but Yakumo Murasaki, a frequent visitor to Hakurei Shrine, has never stuffed money once!" A sound. Please don¡¯t get me wrong, this sound is the friction sound of my mother¡¯s shoes and the ground caused by her legs braking rapidly. Then, my mother suddenly realized and put down Linnosuke, the scum that could no longer squeeze out any oil or water, and was as decisive as red Like a blinded mad cow, he rushed towards Yakumo Murasaki: "Zi ah ah ah ah!! Give me money!!" "Hey!" Yakumo Murasaki's face changed, and then she stared at him fiercely and smiled. The sweet Elric and Elric made a stroke in mid-air with their twitching right hands, and a gap opened. "Bye bye." Yakumo Purple smiled and waved to her mother, and then, as if she was being maliciously cute, she jumped on the spot like a little girl holding up her skirt, ready to jump into the gap. "Guhehe!" Soon after they said it, Elric and Elric smiled obscenely at the same time, and then they held hands and whispered: "Inherent enchantment. Falling into purgatory!" A dark red streak The barrier spread outwards with the two of them as the core, and the gap that Yakumo Murasaki had opened in Gensokyo could no longer remain in its original position. The barrier forcefully pushed against the gods. With a "click", Yakumo Purple stood there with a stiff face, then turned her neck stiffly and looked at Elric and Elric. "You shoot one, I shoot one, Zimei is 17 this year." "You shoot two, I shoot two, Zimei is 17 this year." "YouShoot three, I shoot three, Zimei is 17 this year. " "You shoot four, I shoot four," Elric and Elric stood on the ground playing a clapping game with pure smiles on their faces. They just acted like they should die according to the lines. This is definitely a verification. The famous saying "When one person is not satisfied with seeking death, there will be cases of groups seeking death." The inherent barrier was lifted almost at the same time, and its only function was to put Yakumo Murasaki in front of him. The gap was just pushed far away. Yakumo Purple now wants to kill people, yes, she really wants to kill people. Although she calls herself Zimei and says that she is 17 years old and so on, she is a good kid, but, but, But even this can't cover up the fact that she was cheated on her before, you know! Yakumo Purple, who was hugged tightly by her mother, thought sadly, let's take a look at the bodies of her grandmother and Yakumo Purple. Bit ah, no, it's the posture. Yakumo Purple stood on the ground with a burning expression of "Ah, you are already dead", while Ama was sitting sideways on the ground, holding Yakumo Purple's thighs with both hands. , just like an abandoned little woman longing for her man to stay. If it were a more outrageous script, my mother's line should be: "Oppa, even if you are terminally ill, you are still the oppa of the nest!" " However, due to some kind of brain short-circuit and a cheating lifestyle, grandma's current lines are like this: "Purple, purple! As long as one silver coin, one silver coin can let you go! ! " "It's too cheap to feed one silver coin! "Elric and Elric complained to their grandmother without hesitation, "You only got one silver coin in exchange for betraying your integrity! Is your moral integrity so worthless? " "What do you know, little brat! What¡¯s moral integrity! "Ama turned around and yelled at the two men fiercely: "Gold will always shine. Money will always be spent, integrity will always be lost! Since it will always fall out, why not exchange it for money! " "" Everyone present (except Reimu, who looked confused) looked at Ama with pity and contempt. Even Linnosuke, who fled to the door of the shrine, turned around and said "You "It's hopeless." He looked at Hakurei Miko who was sitting on the ground. "Call me Miss and praise me as much as you want. This is yours!" "Elric and Elric looked at each other, and then gave Elric a copper coin, and Elric held up the copper coin and said to her mother. "Pfft! "As if someone had punched her in the nose, Grandma suddenly raised her head behind her, then took a few steps back and said tremblingly: "Do you really just want to call me Miss? "At this time, I don't know why. A very subtle thing suddenly occurred to Elric's mind, so she silently pushed Elric away and said to her mother: "Five copper coins, you are mine tonight. people. " "Are you kidding? I'm not that kind of person! "Ama refused righteously. Elric was silent for a moment, then tilted his head and said, "Fifty copper coins? " "Who do you think I am, you stupid soul! "Grandma looked at Elric through gritted teeth and rolled up her sleeves. "That. Five silver coins (equivalent to five hundred copper coins)? "Elric tilted his head and held up the five silver coins in his hand with a smile. "Gudong. "Ama swallowed, then stared at the five silver coins in Elric's hand, and took a step forward. She held Elric's hands with both hands and said, "I am yours tonight! "In this case" Elric was silent for a moment, then slowly raised five fingers and whispered: "Fifty silver coins?" "Ahhh! Fifty!!" Grandma gasped harshly. . Then he looked at Elric's five raised fingers and said with difficulty: "Don't treat me like a human being tonight!" "Ahem." Elric scratched his cheek, and then seemed to be about to strike hard. generally. He said fiercely: "There are five gold coins!" "Hmph, then" Elric snorted, took out a handful of gold coins, and shouted: "Fifty gold coins!" "Five five five five" She seemed to be stuttering, and then she growled with red eyes: "Whether it's coming or not poof!" Lumia's mouth twitched and she fiercely took out a paper fan and slapped her mother on the back of the head, then got angry. He said: "Please show your integrity to me! Did you sell yourself for five silver coins?!" "Ah!" Grandma suddenly came back to her senses, then looked at Elric in fear and said: "How lovelyThis person actually confused me by increasing the amount step by step! " "The devil has deceived you! "Rumia made another complaint with the paper fan, hitting her grandma on the back of the head and said angrily: "It's because of your own lack of moral integrity! If this is a man, are you really prepared to sell yourself? " "Grandma, you are so embarrassed! Lingmeng stretched out his hand and scratched his face, and said, "Sell yourself for five hundred yuan!" " "What do you know, Reimu! This is five hundred yuan! "Amma said to herself: "Besides, I only sold myself out when I saw that Elric was a girl! Lily is infinitely better! ! " "Don't say stupid things, you idiot! Rumia complained about the paper fan again, and then panted and said to Reimu: "Reimu, you must never imitate your mother, you know?" Remember, you can never sell yourself for 500 yuan! " "kindness! Reimu nodded seriously, then clapped his fingers vaguely. After a while, he looked at Rumia eagerly and said, "It will cost at least one hundred thousand before Reimu can sell himself." ! " " Phew! "With a sound, Rumia spat out a mouthful of old blood, then looked at Ama and Elric murderously, grinned and said with a sneer: "It's all because of you two that Reimu managed to get a higher income through that picnic. The girl's life was completely ruined at this moment! ! ! Reimu has an unscrupulous mother. I finally gave her a girlish degree, but it was ruined by you. You are asking for your own death! " "Wait a minute, Rumia, you have to calm down! Don¡¯t you know that being unruly is the inherent attribute of Hakurei Miko?" Mom was about to argue, but she was mercilessly put down by Rumia's stunning set of tortoise punches. "Rumia , you have to know one thing, that is, a gentleman talks but does not do anything. If you have the right, we strive to be small pioneers of civilization. We will civilize you on behalf of the moon for love and justice, and we must put aside civilization and become a Buddha immediately. Don't wait ah! Be gentle! " Elric, who was already incoherent, was also knocked over by Rumia who went berserk. This shows that the berserk is really the most powerful buff in the world. " Look at that movie "Junior high school that is funny than the weak and stupid x" In a world where "giant purple robots are born to save the world", the weak-looking and amused junior high school student was so domineering after going on a rampage - Why did you say that the rampage was not the rampage of a junior high school student but the rampage of a purple robot? No. Care about details! If you care about details, you become as stupid as the author! "Huhhuh" Rumia turned her head murderously, stared at Yakumo Purple, and said with a grin: "Speaking of it, Yakumo Purple, you" "I thought I had something else to do today, so I left first. I can't help it, haha, today is Lan's due date, hahaha, bye~" Yakumo Purple, who was speaking incoherently and in a hurried tone, couldn't wait to open it. There was a gap and he got in. "Phew, it scared me to death!" "Standing in front of Yakumo's house. Yakumo Zi wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, and then said silently: "Tsk, is the rampage really so powerful? Do I want to create a state of violence and non-violence" "Master Zi! "Yakumo Lan stood in front of Yakumo Purple with a smile, and then the nine fox tails behind him were waving with their teeth and claws. They were running around, and behind the door not far away, Orange was looking at Yakumo Lan with a scared look on his face. Said: "Wow. "Blue is so scary" "Master Zi, it turns out that today is my due date, so how about you allow me to take ten days and a half of leave?" "Yakumo Lan smiled and said something that shocked Yakumo Purple. "Wait Lan, I was wrong, you must not ask for leave! "Yakumo Purple decisively betrayed her integrity. She knelt on the ground and was being scolded by Yakumo Purple. "Really, Murasaki-sama always makes such jokes! Do you know that this will make people unable to get married? " "Besides, the rumors about the naked sky fox Yakumo Aoi in Gensokyo didn't spread because you were drunk last time, Murasaki-sama! " "You are the monster sage of Gensokyo! Please don¡¯t become a monster idler (the author covered his chest and murmured with a pale face, ¡°Why did I get shot even while I was sitting typing words?¡±) Okay! " "Now you have the tendency of being a monster, okay? I leave everything to the Hakurei miko, and I just sit in the fireplace drinking tea, eating oranges, chewing senbei, and watching a show! " "I'll work for a while, Master Zi! Think about you thousands of years ago, and then look at you thousands of years later, wow, what happened to make you look like this! " "And what's going on with those books under your bed! Why is there so much bad stuff! Master Zi, shouldn't you have passed the age of being curious about the opposite sex long ago? And where did a male high school student learn the habit of hiding bad books under the bed? ¡± "You have to know that you are sleeping on a floor bunk, okay? It's a floor bunk! It's not the kind of bed with space under the bed! You still stacked these dozen books and hid them! How about a snack!" " I won¡¯t talk about this for you, but look at these contents, why are they so bad! Hornworm hands, egg laying, bad play, saliva, ahe face My Lord Zi can¡¯t be so bad! !¡± In a mysterious place, in an old house, a girl with nine tails wearing only a hat was angrily training a blond girl with a sad face Wait! Let's rewind the camera In an old house, a man is completely naked Stop! Yakumo Purple blinked, then pointed at Yakumo Blue weakly, and said: "Um, blue, clothes clothes" "Huh?" Yakumo Blue looked down strangely, and then his eyes filled with tears. "Wow!" He hugged his body and rushed into the room, crying: "I forgot that I was sleeping just now!" "Tsk." Yakumo Zi said with a hint of regret, but she was quickly replaced. The well-dressed Yakumo Aoi heard it. "Wait a minute, Master Murasaki!" Yakumo Ai, who had put on her clothes, said to Yakumo Purple with a serious look on her face: "Why do you have to look like it's a pity that it would be better if Ai really liked running naked!" "In this case, Lan's photos can be sold for money!" Yakumo Zi subconsciously grinned, and then gave her thumbs up **************** *************************************************** *********************************************