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    Lin Xiao kicked the door open, but the two people in the room were startled. Obviously, neither of them expected that Lin Xiao would do this. The little girl looked like I was scared, and the sloppy uncle  Two gleams of light came out of his eyes that were full of goo. It seemed that as long as Lin Xiao made any changes here, he would take action and teach Lin Xiao a lesson. However, after seeing Lin Xiao enter the room, he didn't seem to have any intention of falling out.  Meaning, the originally sharp gaze slowly returned to its usual drowsiness.  "Boy! What! Do you want to get out of here or let me throw you out!" Although his eyes once again changed to the drunken look just now, his tone was a bit sharper.  "Hmph!" Lin Xiao didn't answer, he snorted softly, but there was an extra glass bottle in his hand!  The bottle was not big, somewhat similar to the Earth's flat bottle Erguotou. However, Lin Xiao didn't hesitate when he got it in his hand. He stretched out his hand and threw the bottle to the ground!  "Bang!" A crisp sound came out, but it made the room quiet. Both the little girl and the sloppy uncle looked at Lin Xiao with surprised expressions. They seemed to be calmed by Lin Xiao's action.  Especially the uncle, whose expression was obviously stagnant, and then turned into a faint look of anger!  "Boy, what are you" The sloppy uncle originally wanted to say, "What are you going to do?" But he couldn't say anything just halfway through. It wasn't that he discovered what Lin Xiao had done again, but that he smelled  There was a smell of wine that was many times richer than what he had asked before!  That¡¯s right, it¡¯s the smell of wine!  And it was as rich as he had ever smelled before!  "It smells so good, eh! It really seems like it. This is um! Oops! This, this, this, boy, you" The sloppy uncle who originally had a gloomy face sniffed his nose vigorously, and then he felt like  Like a fly that found poop, it fluttered its wings and immediately lay on the ground and smelled fiercely. Judging from the posture, it seemed that if it weren't for the fact that the bottle of wine didn't have much in the first place and because the glass bottle was smashed and there was broken glass all over the floor, it would probably be  He had already stuck out his tongue and started licking the wine on the ground, but even so, he kept lying on the ground and sniffing, not forgetting to point at Lin Xiao, like an old landlord glaring at his prodigal son.  Lin Xiao looked very unhappy.  But I was secretly proud of myself, thinking, "Aren't you a drag?"  Now I'm still lying on the ground like a dog!  Finally, the sloppy uncle could no longer bear the torture of being stimulated by the strong aroma of wine but unable to drink at all. He jumped up from the ground and grabbed Lin Xiao by the collar: "You bastard. Come on. Hand over the wine!"  " However, Lin Xiao did not show any surprise or dissatisfaction with the other party's performance.  He didn't even dodge, but just let the other party grab his collar: "What are you doing? Robbery?" "Yes! It's robbery. You better know what's going on, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!" said this  When he spoke, the uncle still had a ferocious look on his face.  His red eyes seemed to tell others that if they dared to disobey him at this time, the consequences would be disastrous!  However, Lin Xiao didn't care at all. Instead, he glanced at the other party and said coldly: "You're welcome? Do you believe me or not? Pour all this wine into the pit of your college so that you can smell the aroma of wine every day.  I just can¡¯t drink it!¡± ¡°You!¡± The sloppy uncle¡¯s face immediately turned ugly when he heard Lin Xiao¡¯s words, and he gritted his teeth and said, ¡°You can¡¯t be so cool, can you?¡± ¡°You try it!¡±  He looked back at each other unceremoniously and then spoke.  "Youhehe! Little brother, you can't do it. I know you can't do it!" He gritted his teeth at Lin Xiao, and in the end he didn't seem to let out his anger. Instead, his aggressive momentum softened.  The next second, he showed a very flattering smile.  "Come on! Don't call me little brother, you and I are not familiar with each other!" Lin Xiao rudely slapped away the other person's hand that grabbed his collar, and then said with disdain.  "No, what's new is what's new, what's new is familiar again. Besides, little brother, aren't you going to enter the academy? In this way, I'll make the decision and you don't have to take the test. You can pass with full marks!" The sloppy uncle turned into a traitor in a second, with that flattering expression.  , just looking at it makes people feel that this guy is not a good guy. If he plays a gangster, a thug, a scoundrel or something, he doesn't need to put on makeup.  "Oh? But someone seemed to want to throw me out just now? I thought it was impossible to pass this time!" Lin Xiao said deliberately looking for trouble.  "Who, who said that I want to throw you out, brother? Tell me, let's see if I don't peel off his skin! Hehe! Brother, don't worry, as long as you have my brother here, from now on you can walk sideways in Obi Xiu Academy without my brother.  I guarantee that no one will dare to offend you! "Well, I was a little brother just now, but now I am a brother!  "So I passed the test!" Lin Xiao curled his lips with the corner of his eyes and said with disdain.  "I've passed it. Brother, you are amazingly talented. It's our honor to join our Obi Xiu Academy."Fortunately, how could I fail, that" At this time, this person has completely regarded integrity as the sole of his shoes, and he still has the slightest appearance of being an outdoor expert. Lin Xiao was too lazy to talk nonsense with the other party, and stretched out his hand to make peace.  The exact same bottle appeared in his hand and he threw it into the air. The sloppy uncle immediately turned into a German shepherd and jumped up and grabbed the bottle. Then he reached out and grabbed the bottle mouth and broke it hard!  Breaking it off, the thick glass bottle seemed to hit my face, causing the face with a fawning smile to suddenly freeze. I carefully put the sharp break of the glass bottle mouth to my lips and sucked hard. More than half of the bottle of wine had been poured into my mouth. The frozen expression  It seemed to melt with the wine flowing into his mouth, and he looked indescribably wretched. ¡°Ha!  "Spurting out a breath of alcohol, the guy took a few steps back and sat down on the only chair in the room. He squinted his eyes and put the bottle of wine in his mouth again as if he had just been super high after smoking a cigarette.  He raised his head, and the remaining half of the bottle flowed into his mouth. Then this guy seemed to be really high. He squinted his eyes and lay on the chair with his mouth tightly closed, as if he was afraid of opening his mouth.  After waiting like this for five minutes, the guy finally opened his mouth again and let out a breath of alcohol. Lin Xiao looked at it and wondered if he had put something special in the wine.  Is it white powder?  Lin Xiao impatiently pointed at Renee next to him and said. "Yes, I'm sorry!"  And I" The little girl said weakly at the side! Lin Xiao glanced at the little girl who was looking at him with an expectant expression, curled her lips helplessly and said: "Then I need three.  The seats are available!  " Ignoring Lin Xiao's words, he poured the emptied wine bottle forcefully into his mouth. After confirming that there was no last drop of wine left, he raised his head and looked at Lin Xiao with a look of regret:  "What did you say?  "    "Hey!  After drinking my drink, you don¡¯t want to admit it, right?  " Upon hearing this, Lin Xiao immediately quit and said with a dark face, "No, no, no!  Don't be angry, little brother, isn't it just the admission quota? It's easy to talk about!  It's just that this wine is a bit short, and I didn't taste much just now. Why don't you take out ten jins and let me have a taste" The sloppy-looking uncle said shamelessly. "Ten jins?  Give it a try!  Aren't you afraid of being drunk to death?  "Lin Xiao immediately became angry when he heard what the other party said. Although this kind of thing is not precious to him at all, it would not be a problem even if he spends several thousand dollars, but no matter how much wine he has, it is still his.  Give the other person whatever you want! "Hey, it would be a nice thing if you could get drunk to death with this kind of wine!  oops!  It is smooth in the mouth, spicy but not pungent, and leaves a fragrant mouthfeel!  Good wine, good wine!  "It seems that Lin Xiao's sarcasm was not heard at all, and this guy actually started to reminisce. "You also know what good wine is?  "Lin Xiao curled his lips disdainfully. This is the most common kind of liquor in Lin Xiao's hand. It is a failure after Lin Xiao experimented with various foods to make wine. Of course, this failure is only relative, for people in this world.  It¡¯s a nectar that I¡¯ve never smelled before! ¡°Huh?  Brother, what do you mean by this!  Do you have any better wine than this wine?  "This guy looks like a drunkard, but his ears are surprisingly good. After hearing Lin Xiao's words, he immediately opened his eyes and looked at Lin Xiao. His eager eyes were like an old pervert who had been abstinent for thousands of years and met Shou Jiewan.  Like an old virgin, she is both shocked and greedy! ¡°No!  "Lin Xiao said directly without thinking, joking that giving the wine in his hand to such an old man who has never even seen Erguotou would be like a cow chewing peonies. It would be a waste of natural resources. If industrial alcohol hadn't been produced yet.  , Lin Xiao didn¡¯t want to give him this kind of inferior liquor. However, when Lin Xiao said he didn¡¯t have it, the other party was not too disappointed. On the contrary, he acted as if it was normal that he didn¡¯t have it! ¡°Brother, we don¡¯t talk too much!  As I said, the fixed price is fifteen dollars!  With twenty kilograms of that kind of wine, the three of you are interviewing to enter Opixiu Academy. Not only that, from now on you will be the younger brother of my alcoholic maniac. I will protect you in the academy from now on?  "The sloppy uncle slapped his chest so hard that he just wanted to think about it. Looking at his posture, he wanted to be like Lin Xiao who immediately burned yellow paper to worship. Lin Xiao sneered at this, curled his lips and said: "I'm not a coward yet.  The point where I need you to cover me!  And didn¡¯t you just say ten pounds?  Why did it double in just a moment? Do you think the wine was boiled water?  As much as you want!  "Although you can get as much as you want, Lin Xiao won't be stupid enough to tell the other party what it means to be rare and valuable! "Didn't you just say that you are the only one? Now you want three?Let¡¯s pass it together, a person weighs ten pounds and I should weigh thirty pounds!  "This crazy drunk uncle added ten pounds again without any lower limit. "Are you crazy if you want to drink?  Thirty kilograms, not ten kilograms, three people passed the interview, one kilogram of wine each, and no more than one or two!  "Lin Xiao said unceremoniously (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novels are better and updated faster!
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