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- They say women love to gossip, and they can do anything to gossip. Now Wang Ben felt it.
Wang Bi almost ran away from Zheng Peipei's house. After leaving the house, he quickly stopped a taxi and left. Wang Ben wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and let out a long sigh of relief. He glanced behind him with lingering fear and said in his heart: Ouch, my God! I really didn¡¯t expect Zheng Peipei to be so gossipy! He actually didn't even pay much attention to the agreement just to hear the gossip, and signed it hastily without even looking at it. It's so powerful! Hahaha But luckily I ran away quickly, otherwise she would have really embarrassed me and asked her about what happened the night before yesterday!
"Hi, friend, where are you going?"
The driver is a dark man, with skin as dark as coal. The most obvious features on his face are the whites of his eyes and shining teeth.
Hearing Brother Black¡¯s question, Wang Ben replied casually: ¡°Go to No. xxx in Bell District. Thank you!¡±
The black man took a closer look at Wang Ben from the rearview mirror of the car. He felt that he looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, but he was not sure. While driving the car skillfully, he chatted up with a smile, "Friend, you are Chinese! You look familiar to me. I seem to have seen you somewhere"
"Haha, haha, hahaha You must have recognized the wrong person! I am not a famous person, and I have just arrived in Los Angeles a few days ago. How come I look familiar to you? You must have made a mistake!"
Wang Ben¡¯s face suddenly froze, he laughed awkwardly and changed the subject casually, thinking: Why does this black guy have such sharp eyes? He actually said I looked familiar! Doesn¡¯t it mean that Westerners don¡¯t recognize the faces of Easterners well? In their eyes, Easterners almost all look the same?
"Hahahafriend, how do you know that I am Chinese and not from Monkey Country?"
The black guy whistled and said triumphantly: "Of course I know. Based on my experience of driving a taxi for more than ten years, I can tell at a glance that you are definitely Chinese, not Monkey Country. The difference between Chinese and Monkey Country It¡¯s so obvious. First, people from the Monkey Country are generally very short and have bow-legged appearance. Secondly, the faces of the Monkey Country people are so slim that their facial features are pinched together. , and then it was like being slapped flat; thirdly, hahaha the English accent of the monkey people is really hahaha it's really disgusting! Their English is squeezed out bit by bit, and it's still full. My face turned red and I squeezed it out. It felt like they were not speaking English, but they were having constipation. Hahahaare you right?"
The black guy was there, spitting and talking to Wang Ben, and he felt a bit like a guy from the capital. Seeing this black guy explain the people of the Monkey Country so vividly and humorously, Wang Ben couldn't help but pat his seat and burst into laughter.
"Hahahaman. What you said is really interesting! Not bad! Not bad! It's true!"
The black man smiled triumphantly and said: "Brother, look at your tall figure, look at your appearance, and your fluent English, it goes without saying that you are Chinese!"
The black guy winked and showed off the newspaper news he read, and his lewd expression was no different from the middle-aged women gossiping in the streets.
"Hey, by the way. Did you read yesterday's newspaper? There was a big earth-shattering news in the newspaper yesterday, which is related to you Chinese people. It said that there was a Chinese man and the head of a plutocrat, and there was Elizabeth Taylor, the beauty of Hollywood. A huge bet!"
¡°Cough cough cough¡¡±
Wang Ben almost choked to death on his own saliva, and thought to himself: How come you, a grown man, are as gossipy as the women of your mother-in-law and mother-in-law? I just escaped from Zheng Peipei, and I met you again, a gossip!
The black guy was showing off his gossip, "Hey! Brother. Did you know? That Chinese guy is really awesome! The bet between him and that Martin turned out to be 15 million US dollars, tsk tsk tsk It¡¯s an astronomical figure! This is nothing, do you know what his bet with Elizabeth Taylor is?¡±
Brother Black paused, obviously wanting to interact with Wang Ben. Let Wang Ben praise him. But the black man waited and waited, but couldn't hear the expected sentence: "What is it?"
It¡¯s quiet now.
The black man feels like he wants to sneeze but stops mid-sneeze. For a moment, I felt itchy and uncomfortable.
¡°Beep, beep, beep¡¡±
The black guy patted the speaker and turned around helplessly and asked: "eon! Brother, don't you have any curiosity at all? Don't you want to know what bet he made with Taylor?"
Wang BenShe bared her teeth and gave him a cold fake smile, and asked with a smile on her face, "Okay! Then tell me what bet they made?"
The black guy nodded with satisfaction and smiled: "That's right! I'll tell you what their bet is. If this guy can win the bet against Elizabeth Taylor, then Elizabeth Taylor will spend the whole night with this guy! Hehehehe ¡stay with me for one night!¡±
The black guy winked and smiled meanly, with that "we are all men, you know!" expression on his face that was so mean.
¡°Oh~~~¡±
Wang Ben drawled his voice in a false tone to match the black man's mean smile, "So that's it! Then who won their bet?"
The enthusiasm of the black man was already burning at this time, and the surging blood was already boiling. He said with excitement on his face: "Of course this Chinese guy won! I heard that he used his fists and kicks at that time, and with lightning speed, he knocked out a man sent by Martin who was nearly seven feet tall and weighed more than 330 pounds. The strong man broke his bones and vomited blood and fainted. He won $15 million from Martin and became a multimillionaire overnight!
Then he sang two amazing songs with great power, conquering all the customers in the bar. Hehehe of course the most important thing is to conquer Elizabeth Taylor! Then this Chinese man took the fifteen million dollars and left with the Hollywood goddess Elizabeth Taylor in his arms. Hey hey hey If you are a man, you know what they do at night.
What¡¯s more important is that Elizabeth Taylor is already married, and her husband is Burton, the most popular star in Hollywood. Hey, that's the same Burton who played "Cleopatra" with Elizabeth Taylor. I heard that Elizabeth Taylor had her birthday a few days ago, and Burton¡¯s birthday gift to Taylor was a million-dollar diamond! Hahaha It's a pity that Taylor left this poor Burton behind in the blink of an eye and was happy with others! "
This introduction by the black guy made Wang Ben's vanity suddenly swell, and he was beaming with joy, allowing him to let go of all the little depression he had accumulated with Zheng Peipei.
Look at the excitement of the black guy. Wang Ben couldn't help but asked curiously: "Oh? Aren't you jealous of this man? After all, he won so much money and gave Taylorto that one!"
The black guy said disdainfully: "What's the point? This is a fair bet! Since he won the bet with Martin and Taylor, then as the winner he has the right to get his bet. No matter how envious or jealous others are, Use! And it would be contemptible if Martin and Taylor did not fulfill their bet.¡±
Wang Ben touched his chin and said to himself triumphantly: It seems I was wrong! It is completely different from the modest and restrained thinking of us Chinese. These American devils have always been so arrogant and have no idea what modesty is. They worship heroes and the strong! It seems that I have to learn to be arrogant and domineering in the United States in the future, otherwise they really won¡¯t treat me like a meal!
Having said this, Brother Black asked with great interest: "Hey! Man, I read in the newspaper that he killed the big guy with just one punch. It was very powerful! And I also heard about a Chinese named Bruce before. Knowing kung fu, I defeated several knife-wielding gangsters with my bare hands and rescued a little girl who was being robbed Do you Chinese know that kind of very powerful kung fu? "
Wang Ben waved his fist and said with a smile: "A little bit."
The black guy looked like this and said enviously: "Haha! I knew it was like this! It seems that I have to find a martial arts school to learn Chinese Kung Fu. After I master it, look at those white dogs who still dare to bully me. us!"
It seems that this black guy really hates the racial discrimination of white people. But this is not surprising. Martin Luther King was assassinated just a few years ago. Although the atmosphere of racial discrimination in the United States has eased somewhat at this time, it still exists.
The two then started chatting about all kinds of things. Of course, it was mainly this black guy who was talking about all kinds of gossip. Wang Ben sat back and just listened. This black guy even revealed a lot of gossip that Wang Ben had never heard of, completely overturning some of Wang Ben's inherent impressions.
For example, Martin Luther King, who has been living in China for a long time, actually had very bad personal ethics. He drank alcohol, went whoring, promiscuity, adultery, and had drunken sex parties with many people. Plagiarism¡
It is simply unimaginable that this is the protagonist of "I Have a Dream" that Wang Ben studied!
Completely subverted Wang Ben¡¯s impression of Martin Luther King.
¡°But the black guys don¡¯t take it seriously, thinking that this cannot affect the greatness of Martin Luther King at all.
Wang Benxin said: What a strange Western concept!
With a squeak, the car stopped.
Black guy, turn around?? gave Wang Ben a business card and said with a smile: "Hi! Brother, we have arrived at the destination. This is my business card. If you need to use the car in the future, you can call me on this number"
Wang Ben took the business card and took out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the black man, "Thank you! I will. This is the fare, you don't need to change the rest."
After waving goodbye to this interesting black guy. Wang Ben turned around and walked into Li Xiaolong's home.
As soon as Wang Ben entered the yard, he saw Li Xiaolong standing in the yard, a standard three-body stance. Wang Ben waved his hand and greeted casually: "Hi! Bruce, I'm back."
After finishing speaking, Wang Ben ignored Li Xiaolong and continued walking towards the house without stopping. But Li Xiaolong's voice came from behind, "Vincent, didn't Zheng Peipei keep you for dinner?"
Wang Ben stopped and smiled at Li Xiaolong: "I'm staying. But I don't want to trouble her. After all, she still has children at home! It's inconvenient. Why didn't you see Luo Lishi and Robert Bega? They went out to have fun again. ?"
Li Xiaolong curled his lips and smiled, his face full of gloating.
"Them? As soon as you left in the morning, they left immediately. Oh! And they moved out of my house and said they would never live in my house again. Hahaha"
Wang Ben immediately thought of the very interesting scene in the morning, and said to himself: He is probably too embarrassed to stay here.
Wang Ben was also laughing, shaking his head and sighing: "It seems that the great reputations of Luo Lishi and Robert Bega were all ruined this morning! Hahaha Why do you think they were so unlucky that they were caught and raped in bed by their aunt? "
Li Xiaolong pointed at Wang Ben and laughed and scolded: "Vincent, you still say such sarcastic words? This is all your fault, if you hadn't knocked them out and put them on the same bed. As for what would have happened? Hey, By the way Vincent. Do you know?"
"What?"
Wang Ben asked curiously: "What do I know? Are they really a pair of gay friends?"
"Hahaha¡¡"
Li Xiaolong burst into laughter again, pointing at Wang Ben and almost speechless, "Vincent, do you know that my mother asked me for questioning this morning. She asked me what I did with you last night? Why? He stayed in a bedroom mysteriously all night and then told me not to stay with those two bastards, and to stay away from you, so as not to get into any bad habits. What's going on?"
"Well!"
Now Wang Ben was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that Mrs. He was so good at making connections, that she actually thought that he and Li Xiaolong were also good friends! It's true that good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that the time has not yet come for not repaying. When the time comes, report everything!
This is great, Mrs. He actually thinks that he is a homosexual like Luo Lishi and others. It's so embarrassing!
Wang Ben couldn¡¯t help but shudder when he thought of the weird look Mrs. He would give him in the future, as well as the guarded and defensive movements she made. Goosebumps broke out all over her body.
"Bruce, I think I should move out too! Otherwise Eh~~~ Thinking of the way my aunt looks at me makes my skin crawl! Forget it, forget it. Forget it! I must move out! I'll move today! I will go out and rent a house right now!¡±
With that, Wang Bi turned around and left, leaving behind a sentence from afar, "Bruce, I will move out as soon as I find the house. I won't tell my aunt. You explain to my aunt for me. Just say that I am important." I have some matters to deal with, and I can no longer be a guest in your home"
As soon as he returned to Li Xiaolong's house, he ran out without even entering the door. Wang Ben felt that he was really a little bit behind today. Sitting on a chair on the roadside and looking at the crowded streets with people and traffic, Wang Ben couldn't help but feel a little distressed. I thought to myself: I am not familiar with this place in Los Angeles, where can I rent an apartment for the time being? I have no choice but to find a hotel to stay in temporarily.
But I thought about today and signing the contract with Zheng Peipei. The most important thing was completed, and Wang Ben suddenly felt happy. Thinking about the remaining things to prepare for later, Wang Ben immediately became energetic.
Um!
We have to quickly find a location to build the Dragon Inn, rent shooting equipment, and then notify the crew in Hong Kong to come to Los Angeles for filming
Thinking of this, Wang Ben suddenly discovered something, that is, how to arrange the food and accommodation for the crew members. It is no small matter for dozens of people to eat, drink, poop and sleep! Do we really have to live and eat in a hotel? Then the expenditure is not small, and may even far exceed the budget.
This is not possible!
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
The speeding car whizzed past Wang Ben, bringing up a hurricane mixed with smoke and dust.On Wang Ben's body, Wang Ben's hair was messy and covered with dust, and he was in a miserable state.
"Push into the street and shovel the Yan family! You're driving so fast to get reincarnated!"
Wang Ben slapped the dust all over his body and cursed at the disappearing car.
"It's so uncivilized. You're driving so fast in the city. Aren't you afraid of hitting passers-by? These European and American ghosts are so damn disgusting!"
¡°Beep, beep, beep¡¡±
A dull and powerful trumpet sound came, and Wang Ben was so frightened that he jumped back and hid behind the chair, cursing: "I'm going to punch your lungs out! Are you here again?!"
¡°Woo woo woo¡¡±
A long white RV slowly slid past Wang Ben. The huge body was filled with indescribable domineering and arrogance, like a city wall.
"Damn! It turns out to be a bus!"
Wang Ben clapped his hands and looked around awkwardly. Fortunately, no one noticed his embarrassment.
"Eh? Why is this bus different from the others? Why does it have such a strange nose on the top of its head? Recreational vehicle? Travel RV? RV?! Damn! It's actually a RV! This is not what celebrities and big names like most when they make movies. It¡¯s a RV! Hahaha why didn¡¯t I think of it? I can¡¯t eat, drink, sleep, etc., let¡¯s go buy one too!¡±
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