After the opening credits were played, four huge words with silver hooks and iron paintings suddenly appeared on the screen: Works by Wang Ben!
When Wang Ben was watching movies in his previous life, whether he was watching domestic movies or Hollywood movies, he would often see the words "work of someone" or "the film someone" on the title subtitles.
The last movie "Half a Category" was made for Shaw Brothers, so it was impossible for Wang Ben to add such subtitles. And "Eight Stars Announcement" is completely Phantom International and Wang Ben's movie. How could Wang Ben miss such an opportunity? When adding subtitles, he solemnly added "Wang Ben's Works" at the beginning of the film.
More importantly, Wang Ben wants to create a brand and send a signal to Hong Kong. All movies labeled as "Wang Ben's Works" are high-quality and worth watching.
"Wang Ben's work?! Really, what a shameless statement! Old directors like us who have been directing for decades are embarrassed to write such a sentence on our own movies. He is a young boy who has only made two movies. , shamelessly put his name on the movie! What a decline in society!¡±
Zhang Che looked at the opening credits of "Eight Star Announcement" and couldn't help but pat the seat and laugh.
"Who told this to be his own movie! He can write whatever he wants in the movie. Can others control it? But when he writes it like this, it really looks like that! It's so majestic and majestic! "Another Shaw Brothers director interjected.
Tonight, famous directors from Shaw Brothers and countless star artists have received notices from Shao Yifu to attend the premiere ceremony held by Phantom International and Shaw Brothers. Although Zhang Che didn't want to attend, he still didn't dare to go against Shao Yifu's words and had to show up in the cinema with a straight face.
Zhang Che's eyes and brows were full of disdain. He snorted, "What's the use of being imposing? You don't have to see how the movie was shot? Uncle Liu is really serious. I have never seen him pay so much attention to his company's movies!" If our movie is promoted like this and has a premiere ceremony, it will definitely sell better than this street boy¡¯s movie! Xiangzi, Ah Quan, don¡¯t you think so?¡±
Li Hanxiang ignored Zhang Che. He couldn't protect himself now, so why would he say something arrogant and offend Shao Yifu in such a public place? Who knows if these people will snitch on Shao Yifu?
"Watch a movie, watch a movie. Let's see how it goes first!"
Others were either laughing, looking around, or pretending to be attentive to the movie. Anyway, no one answered Zhang Che's words.
Zhang Che glanced at these people with sarcasm in his eyes. He cursed secretly in his heart: What a bunch of dogs! Totally fucking cowards!
The movie did not stop playing because of their discussion. At this time, the movie had already moved to the part where the perverted dwarf harassed Yingying. The cinema was filled with wonder and laughter.
In the camera, Zhang Shanming was wearing a windbreaker with his back to the audience, standing in front of Zhao Yazhi, and said excitedly: "Hey! Miss!"
Zhao Yazhi said: "What's the matter? Brother."
The audience can only see his short figure like a child, and then hear Zhao Yazhi¡¯s words, do they really think he is a child?
But the next moment, Zhang Shanming pulled open his trench coat obscenely, jumped up and swung his hips towards Zhao Yazhi in a dirty manner, which immediately made the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha It's so, so, so damn disgusting! Where in the world can there be such a wretched person?! He's simply nastier than the goldfish guy in Sham Shui Po!"
"I know this. This is the legendary exhibitionist, exhibitionist! It's really super obscene!"
"Hahaha Look, look! Sam, I have been misunderstood! This line is so funny! You have acne on your face. What are you if you are not a pervert? Zhiming, look at the acne on your face , you must be a pervert!"
The movie continues, and it¡¯s Wang Ben¡¯s turn to appear.
The audience has been looking forward to Wang Ben's appearance. I want to see what kind of character Wang Ben plays. In their impression, Wang Ben was a tall, versatile, handsome and talented man. Then the role played by Wang Ben in the movie is definitely not bad, and he is definitely not a musical talent. He is a rich man.
But Wang Ben¡¯s stunning appearance instantly shattered the theater¡¯s glasses.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa No way? Mr. Wang is applying lipstick!"
"Look at his hat and clotheshe, he, he's not playing a sissy gay, is he?!"
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?The scene where Wang Bi turned into a teacher in the artist class and punished Zhenzhen for playing tricks on two pervert classmates made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter.
Especially when he pretendsTeacher Cheng kissed Zhenzhen, and when the real teacher came in, Wang Bi stood up and said to his classmates with an innocent face: "What's wrong? My name is Fang Jianlang. We are classmates, just studying acting skills."
The coquettish and sissy look Wang Ben performed made the audience laugh even more.
The audience was laughing, but the director of Shaw Brothers looked serious.
The louder the audience laughs, the more popular the movie is and the higher the box office will be. Compared with Wang Ben, their movies are even less popular. They all know Shao Yifu very well. In Shao Yifu's eyes, movies are just a commodity, not art. What he cares about is making money, and everything else can be put aside.
¡°It looks like this movie is going to be a hit again!¡±
"Yes! Our life will be difficult!"
¡°I don¡¯t know how Wang Ben, a street kid, made a movie that became so popular!¡±
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Zhang Che¡¯s face was livid, his eyes were full of anger, his hands were veined, and he tightly grasped the handle of the seat. He seemed to hear the scene of media reporters interviewing him again.
But Li Hanxiang had a calm face, and his eyes shone with wisdom. He said calmly: "Don't worry, Uncle Six will not allow such things to continue. The higher the box office of Wang Ben's movies, the more detrimental it will be to him!"
When people around him heard what Li Hanxiang said, they all looked at him in confusion.
"Third brother, what do you mean by this?" Hu Jinquan asked everyone's questions.
Li Hanxiang smiled and said: "The host bullies the guest, and the guest bullies the host. This is an eternal truth. If the momentum of Phantom International continues to be so strong, it may not be a good thing for Phantom International!"
Li Hanxiang¡¯s simple words made them understand.
"Director Li still thinks clearly!"
"Yes! Director Li is really thoughtful!"
"How long can Uncle Six endure the Phantom International?"
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At this time, the story has just entered the main line.
??In fact, the name of this movie at the beginning was not "Eight Star Announcement", but "Wrong Love Line". It's about three relationships caused by wrong connections due to phone malfunction.
The movie only begins to tell the official story here. The cinema burst into bursts of laughter from time to time, especially when Wang Ben danced gracefully in his lip-stained underwear. The laughter resounded throughout the cinema.
"Hahahahow did Wang Ben come up with the idea of ??wearing such a pair of underwear? It's so coquettish!"
"Yes! Look at the way he dances, he is so girly!"
"Wang Ben really completely shattered his image in my heart!"
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The atmosphere in the cinema has become completely lively, and the audience burst into bursts of laughter from time to time.
When Wang Ben appeared in the bedroom, the photos on the wall showing strong muscles and coquettish postures made men jealous and women blush. When Wang Ben used egg whites for spa treatments, lit cigarettes with Hong Kong dollars and threw his watch in order to pick up girls, or even drove his car into a stone pier, the image of Fang Jianlang, a playboy sissy created by Wang Ben, made the audience burst into laughter.
The story continues. In the movie, Wang Ben¡¯s strong words and unreasonable dialogues in order to recover what Wang Minquan said made many philandering men smile knowingly.
Wang Ben took Wang Minquan's hand and begged: "Darling. Stop playing tricks on me! I was wrong, come back with me!"
Wang Minquan pouted: "Huh~, I will go back if you ask me. Who are you?"
Wang Ben began to argue, "Oh, don't you remember? On the night of the full moon, eldest brother announced our marriage. If you say I am your husband, then you will be my wife."
Wang Minquan laughed and said: "Oh, come back from picking up girls. Did you say I am your wife?"
The captain walked over from the side, "Yes!"
Wang Ben pretended to reach out and said: "I'm sorry, please sit down!"
Wang Ben kicked down the chair under the captain's seat, and the captain sat on the ground with his butt.
Wang Ben hugged Wang Minquan and said: "He deserves to die. I am innocent! Do you know how painful it was for me after letting you go that time? Any man will go out to pick up girls, and men who don't pick up girls are very dangerous." . Just like having measles, you have immunity. I have had measles, so I will stay with you forever"
The captain got up from the ground and sneered: "What a pity your case is not measles. It's herpes!"
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The following is even more exciting.
In the romantic background music of "Man on the Internet", Wang Ben and Wang Minquan are kissing in the blue water. That kind of romantic and beautiful scene touched the hearts of countless female viewers, making them jealous and jealous.
"It's so romantic! This is the most beautiful kissing scene I've ever seen."
"If I could also kiss the man I love in such a romantic scene. Even if that man proposes to me, I will agree to him immediately."
"Hey! Let me tell you, if you want to propose to me, you must do what Wang Ben did in the movie. Do you hear me? Otherwise, I will not agree to you."
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The movie finally comes to the end of the reunion scene. The audience was even more hilarious when they saw Wang Bi and Xu Guanjie appearing on the stage dressed as women. Not only did Wang Ben dress up as a woman, he also had a funny matchmaking mole on his face, and his chest was stuffed with a high bulge.
"Hahaha look what Wang Ben has stuffed in his chest? It's so big!"
"Xia Meng's Cantonese opera singing is so good!"
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Wang Ben and Shao Yifu were sitting backstage, drinking tea and listening to the goings on in the cinema. From the bursts of non-stop applause and laughter coming from the cinema, he knew that "Eight Star Announcement" would be a hit again this time.
Shao Yifu sat on the sofa with a smile on his face, puffing away comfortably, enjoying the mellow and delicious taste of the cigar. He squinted his eyes and squinted at Wang Ben, thinking about how to get Wang Ben's Phantom International into his hands.
"Ahu, it seems that the movie is going to be a big hit again this time. Do you think our box office can exceed 10 million Hong Kong dollars this time?"
Wang Ben said confidently: "No problem! "The Good News" occupies such a good time slot during the Lunar New Year, and there are no movies competing with us during this period. It should be easy to break through 10 million."
Shao Yifu looked at Wang Ben kindly and said with a smile: "Ahu, how do you think Uncle Six treats you?"
"Um?"
Wang Ben looked at Shao Yifu with confusion, somewhat confused as to what he meant. But he knew in his heart that Shao Yifu, an old fox, would not say this for no reason. He must have something to plot against him.
"HahahaUncle Six, you really have nothing to say to me. Everyone in Xiangjiang knows that Uncle Six is ??a highly respected, chivalrous, courageous, upright and honest man who cares for the younger generation and will never take advantage of them. Uncle Six, tell me what I said. Right?"
Shao Yifu laughed loudly and said: "Of course. Ahu, Uncle Liu is so close to you and wants to support you." (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!
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