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Chapter 002 Bitch

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    "After surfing the Internet for a while, be sure to check carefully to see which novel has a protagonist who is like me and has such an outrageous 'superpower' as a toothbrush clone. Maybe you can get some tips." Fang Qianlin throws  Toothbrush in hand, walking on the road.  Suddenly, a young man shouted from a building not far from the road: "Lao San, Lao San!!!" "Huh? This voice sounds familiar." Fang Qianlin subconsciously looked over there.  I saw a young man leaning half of his body out of the balcony window of a private house not far from the entrance of an alley. He greeted him through the security net: "Third brother, just stand there and don't move. I have something urgent to ask you for help."  "Brother, it's up to you to save your life, but don't leave." Fang Qianlin said, "Then come down quickly." The man's name is Hu Chui, and he is a roommate in the same dormitory with Fang Qianlin.  In terms of age, Hu Chui ranked second.  This person has a young-looking appearance, is a bit handsome, and is quite popular among the senior students. Therefore, he can be regarded as the "public outrage" in the entire dormitory building. Those who are full of envy, jealousy, and hatred  Guys, just like to give him nicknames.  Some people call him "Second Senior Brother", "Brother Bajie", "Lao Er", some people call him "Second Chef Hu", "Brother Da Qia", and some people call him "Brother Erhu", or "Copycat Artist", nicknames  The number of them is the largest in the entire dormitory building.  When Fang Qianlin was a freshman, he often stayed at school, so he got quite familiar with Hu Chui and had a good relationship with him.  "What can that guy do to me?" Fang Qianlin was muttering, when Hu Chui quickly ran out of the building and rushed to Fang Qianlin's side.  After taking a few breaths, the guy slapped his head: "Oh, I was so anxious that I forgot to take things down. Come here with me." He pulled Fang Qianlin and ran inside.  "What are you doing in such a hurry?" Fang Qianlin asked.  "I'll tell you later Hehe, as you know, I have many girlfriends and it's very inconvenient to live in a dormitory. It would be a waste of money to stay in a small hotel every week, so I looked for one nearby.  A house. Unexpectedly, I am really lucky. The room is not small, it has a balcony, it is not far from the school, and the price is not high." Hu Chui pulled Fang Qianlin and ran towards the side door of a seven-story residential building.  Climb the stairs.  "Can you find such a nice house near the school?" Fang Chaolin was surprised.  "Haha, I'm also very surprised. I heard that someone committed suicide here last year. Some people thought it was unlucky. Some people said that you can see white shadows wandering on the balcony here at night, so the rent is cheaper. By the way,  Don't tell anyone, especially Yu'er and Fangfang." Fang Qianlin was shocked: "Aren't you afraid of living here at night?" "What are you afraid of? Our school dormitory used to be a execution ground. The place behind the dormitory is  The favorite place for wild mandarin ducks to fight, wasn't it that dozens of skeletons were dug out the year before last? After filling up the hole, in less than three months, people actually went to dig into the bushes to fight with those big guys.  Compared with others, my place is nothing but childish." Hu Chui said, he pulled Fang Qianlin to the third floor, opened the door of a room, and gasped: "Look, it's not bad, right?" "Fang Qianlin walked in.  Look, it¡¯s really good.  The room is not too small. Because there is an oblique angle, there is an extra space, so it is very suitable for a one-bedroom, one-kitchen and one-bathroom layout.  What's rare is that there is also a large balcony with iron bars welded on it.  However, the room was empty, with only one bed. On the bed were a mat, a thin quilt, a fan, a laptop, a small travel backpack, a box of condoms, and a small bag beside the bed.  Large suitcase.  There is no other furniture at all.  Fang Qianlin was startled and said hurriedly: "You don't want me to help you move things, do you? No need to talk." "Moving things? Of course not, the furnishings of this house are just like this, there is no need to add anything else. In fact, this room  The bed and the condom are the only necessities in this room" "What?" Fang Qianlin was shocked and admired: "The bed and the condom are the only necessities in this room!" "What?  What a brutal declaration.  However, he seemed to have thought of something, his anus tightened, he took two steps back, and looked at Hu Chui strangely: "You just rented such a room, laid out the bed and condoms, and then you just dragged me here in such a hurry.  Hey, let me tell you, my sexual orientation is very normal." Hu Chui was depressed: "What are you thinking about? Would I be that kind of person?" After a pause, he added: "Even so.  Yes, it¡¯s impossible for me to fall in love with you.¡±Fang Qianlin almost vomited blood, shook his head and turned around: "Forget it, since you're fine, I'll leave first." "Hey, wait." Hu Chui pulled Fang Qianlin, but just when he was about to say something, he  The cell phone rang.  He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked at it, made a hissing gesture to Fang Qianlin, and then quickly answered the phone: "Hey, sister Nana? Ah, are you ready to arrive? Don't live in the dormitory? Okay, okay, I  We'll be at the bus stop soon Well, that's it, Kiss, bye." He hung up the phone and looked at Fang Qianlin, but before he could speak, the phone rang again. He looked at the screen and quickly connected to the conversation.  : "Hey, sister Xiaoling, ah, what? You want to go back to school early? Ah Haha, I am so happy, um, by the way, when will you arrive? I will pick you up then. Oh  , Oh, um, okay, haha, how could it be? Okay, see you then, um, kiss, bye." He hung up the phone again, facing Fang Qianlin's face with a strange look.  Hu Chui coughed dryly and said, "You heard it too. Time is urgent. I have to rush to pick up someone. For the sake of my brother's sexual well-being, you have to do me this little favor." With that, he picked up the travel backpack on the bed.  , handed it to Fang Qianlin, and said with a flattering smile on his face: "Excuse me, please help me bring this thing to the school dormitory, just throw it on my bed." Fang Qianlin took it and asked: "What is in it, can't it be placed here?  " Hu Cui said: "It's nothing. I just rented this place newly, and Senior Sister Lulu also came to stay for one night. The clean underwear she changed into has been dried. I will give it to her tomorrow.  By the way, don¡¯t open the bag and look at it, let alone do strange things with those clothes. My friend¡¯s wife, I¡¯m sorry.¡± Fang Qianlin almost went crazy and stuffed the backpack back: ¡°Anyway, I might be right.  If you do something strange with this clothes, you should take it back to the dormitory yourself. Otherwise, you can leave it here and wear it for your sister Nana. "Hu Chui was shocked and said: "No, you can't do this.  Sister Nana is dead when she sees these clothes. Third child, you have to help me with this. You can take these clothes back to the dormitory for me, or I'll treat you to fast food later." Fang Qianlin smiled bitterly: "You.  Really If I were you, I might as well take it back by myself, or book a room in a nearby hotel, leave the clothes, and pick them up tomorrow. " Hu Chui said helplessly: "I know, just leave yourself.  It's a bit unreliable to ask another man to pick up your girlfriend's intimate clothes, but aren't I in a hurry now? And I've been a bit extravagant recently. I just rented this room, and now I don't even have money for tonight's dinner.  Now that I'm here, I'm just waiting for Sister Nana to give me money for the meal. How can I have the money to book a room? How about you lend me money now It won't work. It's too late to book a room now. I'd better pick up Yun Na first.  I'll ask her for money later in the evening." Fang Qianlin was envious and jealous. Others had to spend a lot of money to pick up girls, but this guy actually did the opposite. Not only did he not spend any money but he also made money. Is this going against the grain?  "You are eating soft food." Fang Qianlin said.  Hu Chuidao: "What's wrong with eating soft rice? My biggest wish in this life is to make millions by eating soft rice, and then I can escape smoothly and marry a virgin who is neither beautiful nor ugly.  , I would be satisfied to have two children and live my whole life comfortably and peacefully in a small place. Unfortunately, I am not handsome enough, and no rich woman has ever taken a fancy to me" "You are too shameless.  , this outlook on life and moral right and wrong is even more seriously distorted. This is not good. You have to recognize your mistakes and correct them just leave it to us.  "Strict speech" is authentic.  Hu Chui laughed out loud: "Can you eat enough for the integrity thing? Moreover, not everyone can make this kind of mistake if they want to. You are not shameless enough, and your other innate conditions are not good either. No  It¡¯s suitable for you to make this kind of mistake. You can¡¯t learn it even if you want to. I¡¯d better work harder on my own, so I don¡¯t need to bother you.¡± Fang Qianlin was very depressed: ¡°You seem to have a sense of superiority.¡± ¡°Of course uh, haha.  , it doesn¡¯t count. What should I say? I have no future in other areas, and I will probably only be able to earn a living through this method in the future. The moral outlook on life and right and wrong should be distorted.  Well, this society is already twisted enough. If people¡¯s thoughts and backbones are straight, then that¡¯s abnormal, right? Okay, third child, stop talking nonsense. Can you help me?  You skipped a lot of classes during the semester, right? There were more than thirty classes, and when the teacher called on you, I helped you answer the call. Also, when I was a freshman, in the second semester, I bought breakfast for a month.  , you have a share." Fang Qianlin muttered: "That's because you made a bet.?.  Hu Chui glared: "It's brothers who make that kind of bet with you."  You actually asked me to steal men's underwear?  Is there any mistake? It would be fine if it belonged to a woman, but it happened to be a shemale.  Fang Qianlin smiled bitterly: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, why don't I help you take these clothes away?"  By the way, the dormitory door is open, right?  " "Zhao Laoliu and Sun Lao didn't go home for the holidays, so you can just throw your bags on my bed.  " "Well, yes.  " "Haha, brother, thank you, you are my savior. I will introduce you to a beautiful woman when I see someone suitable.  " "You have said this many times, but it has never come true.  " "You can't blame me. Originally, I wanted to introduce them to you, but who knew that they all fell in love with me and insisted on relying on me, so I can't push them out, right?  When I hooked up with them and wanted to say goodbye to them, they didn't dump me anymore, and I couldn't introduce them to you again.  Hu Chui said seriously. Fang Qianlin said feebly: "You don't need to introduce the kind of 'woman' you fall in love with and worship to me."  Even if it's been 'refurbished' by going to a gynecological hospital to have the film applied, I'm not interested.  Forget it, go pick them up quickly, I will help you take these clothes back to the dormitory" Hu Cui exclaimed: "Ah, we are really running out of time.  "With that said, he turned around and ran downstairs. "Hey, your door is not closed yet.  "Fang Qianlin shouted. "Just close it for me.  By the way, don't touch my condom, I need it urgently later.  Never prick with a needle.  " Fang Qianlin's head was covered with black lines: "This bastard"
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