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Volume 2/Expedition to the Girls Chapter 104/Idiots and Fools

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    "Georg, go get Bernard Azibert and ask him to sit down. Ivan, please sit down too." Fernandum's words caused an uproar among the nobles - in fact  It's not that exaggerated, but it's almost the same.  Evan Ian looked at Azibert, who looked like his eyes were about to pop out, and almost laughed out loud. This group of people, after spending so many years with Feldnan, still haven¡¯t figured out how to understand Feldnan.  Denan's temperament.  Fernandum is a very traditional imperial military aristocrat. Perhaps Fernandum is very stiff when it comes to managing territories and running family businesses, but as a military aristocrat, this stiffness, or tough attitude, is  , on the contrary, it is what a Duke needs.     ha?  Intentionally covering up?  Not strict with your children?  Attracting criticism?  But what does this have to do with him, Feldnan?  Yes, today¡¯s situation is slightly different because of Azibert¡¯s sudden arrival, but so what?  Is it because of Azibert's little negligence that he should go along with everyone's thoughts and punish Yi Wenyan severely?  !  In Feldnan¡¯s thoughts, there is no such thinking circuit at all!  Like Azibert, Duck was also stunned by Feldernand's unhesitating order. He felt that his throat was a little stiff: "Grand Duke Lord Feldernand don't you think about it again?"  "Is this likely to turn into criticism from all the nobles in Nanling" "Viscount Dark Gill." Feldnan raised his head slightly and glanced at him, his voice coming out of his chest thick and powerful.  Let me ask you, twenty-three years ago, when I was about the same age as Yiwen, I decided to go to war with the Blood Dragon King Ulysses. At that time, everyone in the empire thought I was crazy, but have I ever changed my mind?  La¡ª" Mr. Viscount subconsciously took a step back, but his foot slipped and made a somewhat indecent noise. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Watching this farce unfold until now, Yi Wenyan took a moment to estimate it, and felt that it was almost the time when he appeared on the stage.  He coughed lightly, attracting the attention of others. Ivan raised his head, looked at Viscount Dark and Earl Azibert, and showed a gentle smile: "Viscount Dark, I take the place of my father.  Thank you for the reminder. But before that, can everyone here please listen to my joke?" "Please." Duck stood up straight and nodded reluctantly.  He knew very well that he jumped out today and completely offended Yi Wenyan. There was no room for turning around, but in the end, he didn't even scratch Yi Wen Ian's skin. He had already suffered a huge loss, and he had always suffered a loss.  He was ready to accept whatever humiliation Sir Silver Rose, who was known for his sharp words, planned to do next.  "Then I'll be polite to take up some of your time." Yi Wenyan nodded, "The story is actually very short. It's an incident that happened when I was a child. As you all know, I encountered some twists and turns in my childhood.  I have lived in Wenning District for a while, and I have seen a lot of interesting things about people in the city." Looking at Yi Wenyan who was talking eloquently, Arut sat up a little straighter, with a trace of emotion in his eyes.  interest.  Among the people present at this time, Arut was not the only one with a somewhat subtle look on his face - many military nobles who had once stepped from being a commoner or a knight to their current position through perseverance and hard work, heard that Yi  Wen Yian's eyes changed more or less during his opening remarks. ????????????? This even includes Dark Gill.  "Near the Nolan Ji'er prostitute where I lived, there lived a grain merchant who sold grain and a tailor who sold clothes." Yi Wenyan did not shy away from the word prostitute.  Hearing this word, the expressions of the nobles present changed slightly. The son of the Duke actually ended up in a prostitute Fortunately, it was a prostitute in Wenning District, otherwise most of the nobles present would have to recall their former selves.  Are you 'lucky' to have penetrated the little Duke's ass?  Yiwen Ian continued: "The grain merchant has a fool son, and the tailor has a fool son. These two fool boys have no other playmates, but they are good friends with each other. Although they are stupid, they are both very good friends.  Proud of his own business. One day, the silly boy in the tailor shop said - "'My father tailors clothes, and everyone in the neighborhood can wear clothes because of my father, so my father  He is the greatest man in the world. '" "But when the fool said this, the fool disagreed, so he also said: 'Without my father buying food, the entire residents of Wenning District would be hungry.  , Therefore, my father is the greatest man in the world! '" At this point, Yi Wenyan paused and smiled: "Of course, this is just a joke by two ignorant children, and I am here.  It was already clear at that time that this worldThe greatest man in the world should be our Emperor.  " Hearing Yi Wenyan's explicit flattery, the people present curled their lips in disapproval, but did not dare to say anything. After all, the person in front of them was a genius who was said to be a rare genius in the imperial liberal arts in a century.  It¡¯s hard to say that he had already understood the political system of the empire at such a young age. ¡°But even those two teenagers knew very well that the greatest people in the world were.  There can only be one, so they argued for a whole day over whether his father was the greatest or the other person's father was the greatest, and they broke up unhappy until night.  After returning home, in order to prove their points, the two of them were racking their brains to think of how to convince each other.  " "So the next day, the two confident and proud people each presented their own "conclusive" evidence to prove that the other's father was inferior to their own.  "Evan Ian saw that the expressions on Azibert and Dak's faces had finally changed, and he seemed to have guessed what Evan Ian was going to say next, "Idiot took out a bag bought from Idiot's House.  rice, and then pointed to the top grain of gravel in the rice bag and said: 'Stupid!  What kind of rice do you see your father selling?  !  Can such rice be eaten?  If you eat this rice full of gravel, you won¡¯t kill someone!  'The fool was furious when he heard this, and took out his own evidence - a piece of clothing bought from the fool's house, pointed to an unfinished stitch on it, and said to the fool: 'You still said that I  Of!  Look at your dad!  Can such clothes be worn?  !  Wearing clothes like this won't freeze you to death!  '" At this point, no matter how dull people are, they can understand the hidden meaning of Yi Wenyan, and look at Duck and Azibert with a strange look. Although Yi Wenyan did not say it clearly, it is obvious that his story  The idiot and fool in the story are referring to Sang and Huai, but the real meaning is the two people in front of him. However, when Yi Wenyan said this, the story was not over yet. "Hearing the fool say this, idiot was furious:'  How dare you say that? If you have the ability, you won¡¯t wear my clothes!  ¡¯ Hearing what the fool said, the fool became even more angry: ¡®Okay!  I won¡¯t wear your clothes, and you won¡¯t eat my food if you can!  I can live without clothes, can you live without food?  !  ¡¯ Dugua was so angry that he yelled: ¡®If you don¡¯t want to eat, you won¡¯t eat!  I won¡¯t eat your food, and you shouldn¡¯t wear my clothes!  '" Having said this, Yi Wenyan sighed helplessly on his face: "Although idiots and fools have some problems with their heads, fools are often stubborn in their thinking, but they stick to their agreement until the end, so 10 days later  Idiots starved to death, fools froze to death.  " "My story is finished.  "Yi Wenyan saluted everyone on the podium, "This story tells us not to punish ourselves for other people's mistakes. In that case, we and our families will suffer the consequences.  "No one applauded, and the atmosphere on the rostrum was very strange until Yiwen sat back down. "Dak's face was livid, and Azibert's face was red with anger, but they couldn't say anything, just  Just like they just thought of Feldnan, they didn't realize until this moment why Ivan said "the greatest man" and "the emperor."  "Dak glanced at Feldnan in the main seat, and finally lowered his head helplessly. He had realized that this kind of intrigue and intrigue was not suitable for a military aristocrat like him: "Feldenan.  Mr. Denan, I was rude, please punish me.  " Azibert suddenly turned back to look at Duck, with shock and anger in his eyes. Duck's words almost overturned all his previous calculations. " Sure enough, Feldnan raised his hand: "This  Nothing, get up.  ¡± If it can be said that Feldnan¡¯s punishment was unfair in consideration of Ivan before, then Duck came to redefine Feldnan¡¯s behavior to ¡°benevolence and justice¡± - I think  Think about it, under such circumstances, Dark can still ask Feldnan to punish himself heavily to show "justice"! And in this case, how can other Nanling nobles who stand on the same line as Dark still do it?  Opening his mouth and bombarding Feldnan without knowing it? The whole plan was completely disrupted. Azibert was unwilling, but he didn't know how to speak. When he suddenly reacted, he suddenly realized that he had lost his composure - Dark  He had already apologized and resigned, but because of shame and anger, he was still standing in front of Feldnan, being watched over and over by others. But at this time, he had missed the best opportunity to step down, and he still wanted to step down perfectly.  But he had to hide his abnormal dullness However, how to hide it? Azibert was covered in cold sweat and couldn't figure it out. The more he couldn't figure it out, the stiffer he became, but in order to avoid the embarrassment of saving up.  , he still had to bite the bullet and slowly knelt down on one knee. Then, the ceremony officer broke it for him.A blunt and awkward situation.  "Your Excellency Duke Fernandez, Duchess Sherry, the time has come" The ceremony officer who came up from the stage walked in a hurry and did not notice Azibert who was kneeling with his head down and rushed towards Fernandez and Snow.  Li'er saluted and said directly.  "Okay, let's begin." Fernandan nodded, then looked at Azibert, "Your Majesty, please stand up too." Azibert, as if he had received an amnesty, hurriedly thanked him and walked off the stage.  .  When leaving, he turned his head and glanced at Yi Wenyan¡¯s back, and the hatred in his eyes only increased instead of decreasing.  (To be continued.)
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