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Volume 1: Imperial Capital Orphanage Chapter 1369: Godlike Alice, Godlike Theory

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    Chapter 1369: God-like Alice, God-like Theory Zheng Feng¡¯s face was green and his lips were white, and he lost his voice: ¡°Two hundred?!¡± Is the Zheng family crazy about wanting a child?  To actually make such a request!  Alice, who is crazy about the Zheng family, is also crazy. She would actually agree to such a request. How crazy!  crazy!  !  The whole world is crazy!  !  !  Two hundred?  !  A pair of normal boars and sows might not be able to give birth to each other even if they work hard for a lifetime. How did the Zheng family want him and his sister to have a baby?  Girl sister married home, no day or night?  "Big brother promised not to get angry" Alice reminded in a low voice: "It's not two hundred, but two hundred boys" When these words reached Zheng Feng's ears, his legs went weak.  , staggered, his face was no longer livid, but flushed, and a mouthful of old blood seemed to rush up from his chest and got stuck in his throat, but it just didn't spurt out.  Generally speaking, the chance of having a boy or a girl is 1 in 2, so based on the 1 in 2 chance, if he and his sister want to give birth to 200 boys, they will need to have at least 400 left if the tone is good.  , including 200 baby boys and 200 baby girls This is just good luck. If one is unlucky and a baby girl is born, the number may continue to increase, to 600 or 800.  A thousandeven, more! ????????????????????????? If his child is born, why would he need to form a team to participate in the World Cup? If men and women are mixed, Nima!  They can form dozens of teams and start the World Cup themselves!  "Little girl, I think we should have a good talk about life" Zheng Feng said sinisterly, like Shura returning from hell, his eyes glowing red, staring at Alice. This little girl must have done this on purpose.  !  "Don't be angry" Alice reminded weakly. At the same time, her big eyes slid away and analyzed for Zheng Feng, saying: "Actually, it's not that bad. When the eldest brother didn't wake up before, his blood was very strong. At least there was  A life span of more than three thousand years is not to mention now. If you give birth slowly, you will always have it. In fact, it is not difficult to accomplish. It is just two hundred boys. You and the girl sister will give birth to eight hundred thousand boys. No.  "Have you got it?" "Haha, that's eight hundred and thousand, haha" Zheng Feng also laughed, but the laughter was a little creepy. This bastard little girl, he thinks giving birth is a fart, right?  Let go if you want, give birth if you want to live?  You can fart whenever you want, but can you give birth to a child whenever you want?  "One thousand, one thousand, you mean that the girl and I need to work hard for a thousand years to complete the target Haha" Zheng Feng said with a smile, even if all the time he spent in seclusion and coma were included  , he is still only over a hundred years old.  But now, Alice tells him that starting from today, he will have to spend nearly ten times the time since he was born to have sex, create humans, and work continuously for a thousand years. Do you think this is possible?  The red light in Zheng Feng's eyes was dazzling and strange, making Alice feel dangerous, very dangerous. She shrank her neck and hid completely behind the girl. She tried her best to defend herself and shouted loudly: "Brother, calm down first.  "You calculated wrongly, it doesn't take that long" "Haha, I calculated wrongly, it doesn't take that long? Then tell me how long it will take to give birth to two hundred boys." "Zheng Feng is going crazy.  Two hundred is outrageous enough, and there are also gender requirements!  What's more, how can he bear to let Sister Yatou give birth to so many children in a row? Even a person made of iron can't bear it, let alone Sister Yatou's flesh and blood body. One a year is still an ideal estimate. If he really takes action, plus Sister Yatou regulates her body.  Time, God knows when it will be born?  This little girl actually said that he made a mistake?  ??If you really want to calculate it, a thousand years is probably far from enough!  "Of course the calculation is wrong, Alice will calculate it for her big brother" The little girl is racking her brains to defend herself in order to protect her little butt. Otherwise, her little butt may bear fruit.  The little girl plausibly said: "Big brother is only considering the case of only one child. Maybe every birth will be twins? Then the time can be reduced by half, only five hundred years. If it is triplets or quadruplets,  Even if there are decuplets, then the time can be shortened~" "Hehehehehehe" Zheng Feng didn't know what else to use to express himself besides 'hehe'. Every birth  They are all multiples, is it possible?  Alice could see the disbelief in Zheng Feng's eyes, and she said angrily: "How is it impossible? The pigs Alice has raised have at least four piglets in each litter, and the most have even had nearly twenty piglets in one litter.  Pigs, and they don¡¯t need to have one litter a year, they can have one litter in more than three months, and they can have three litters in a year. If the eldest brother can maintain the fertility of each litter,If more than ten children are born, more than thirty children can be born in one year, then more than three hundred children will be born in ten years, and one thousand children will only take thirty years, so soon!  " Zheng Feng finally couldn't hold back the mouthful of old blood in his throat. A streak of bright red blood flowed from the corner of his mouth. His eyes were dull. He finally understood why Alice agreed to the 'two hundred' target so easily  Tell me, he¡¯s pregnant¡ªtwenty babies at a time? Oh my god, he can¡¯t even hold it in her belly! Does this stinky girl really think that giving birth to a baby is the same as giving birth to a pig?  Keeping one pregnancy for more than ten years? Three babies in one year? What may not have been accomplished in more than a thousand years was simply shortened by the little girl's 'magical' calculation method.  More than thirty times, the 'god'-like Alice, the 'god-like' theory Alice was behind the girl, and did not see Zheng Feng's expression at this moment. She continued to express her god-like theory, excited  suggested: "If you still feel that the time is too long, big brother, you can even add Sister Tianxue, Sister Tianyu, Sister Jasmine, Sister Murong, Sister Gu Yue, Sister Lilivi, Sister Ya, Sister Wei, Sister Gaia,  Sister Phoenix, Sister Phoebe, Sister Amy, Sylph, Undine and others help together. If everyone works together to give birth, the time can be shortened by another fourteen times, and the task can be completed in just over two years.  Brother, will it be soon?  Is it fast?  !  " "Well, Alice is so smart that she can think of such a method. She is indeed a talented girl!  "What, it's not difficult at all. It's just two hundred boys. We can all give birth to them together. It can be completed in more than two years. I really don't know what the big brother is so angry about! In Alice's eyes, there is nothing about the omnipotent big brother.  It's impossible, she affirmed: "Since pigs can do it, how could you, big brother, not be able to do it? Big brother is much better than pigs. Pigs can give birth to twenty pigs in one litter. Maybe you, big brother, can do it in one litter."  You can give birth to forty!  " Zheng Feng's eyes were dull and lifeless, as if he had returned to the state of being in a state of wandering not long ago. The blood at the corner of his mouth had turned into a stream of blood, dripping down his chin and onto his chest. He had a look that was completely played by Alice.  , There are absolutely no words in this world that can describe his mood at the moment. Thousands of horses galloping together is not enough, because it is not ten thousand grass mud horses, but an army of hundreds of millions of grass mud horses running wildly in his heart Zheng Feng knew that he only found out today.  , it turned out that he was not as good as a pig after his debut! The little girl pinched the corner of her skirt, her face was flushed, and she stretched out from behind.  He raised his little head, revealing a pair of beautiful big eyes, and secretly glanced at Zheng Feng, like a green fruit, and shyly whispered: "If big brother wants, Alice can also 'help'" This shy sentence  The girl's confession was like the straw that broke the camel's back. Zheng Feng couldn't hold it back and spurted out a mouthful of blood. Was this little girl deliberately trying to piss him off? "Alice" Zheng Feng transformed.  For the devil, he called Alice's name and pounced on her. He must talk about life with this smelly girl today. The little girl immediately turned around and escaped, narrowly escaping the catch, and hurriedly hid far away.  Far away, he patted his flat chest and said with lingering fear: "Big brother promised Alice not to be angry or angry, liar, big liar big brother!  " "Haha, am I angry?  I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all, come here and let big brother take a good look at you, haha" Zheng Feng said with a smile, but his sinister smile was not convincing at all, and he walked towards Alice step by step  Go. "You're lying. Big brother is obviously angry, and very angry. You want to spank Alice!"  "The little girl shouted, Zheng Feng chased her, but she ran away, but she didn't run far, she kept spinning in circles. "This little girl is very smart, knowing that she will not be able to run away from Zheng Feng. If she runs away, her little fart  Shit must have had a "poisonous hand" today, so she was just spinning around for the girl, with the girl in the middle. Zheng Feng was having trouble making moves in various ways, and Alice was slipping like a loach and couldn't catch her.  Zheng Feng said gently: "Alice, come here and tell me, how have you been these past years?  " "It's not a good life, but at least no one wants to spank Alice. Brother Liar, I came up with such a good idea for you. It shortens a thousand years by five hundred times. It only takes two years. You  Not only did you not thank them, you also wanted to spank them, you bad guy!  The little girl said aggrievedly: "Sister Wanjun, you have to make the decision for Alice."  ¡± It¡¯s okay not to mention it, but mentioning Zheng Feng is like vomiting blood. What kind of good idea is that? He really doesn¡¯t know what is in this little girl¡¯s mind, to think of such a bad idea that can¡¯t be more bad.The girl smiled and said: "Xiao Feng, what do you think of Alice's proposal just now?" "Heh, heh what proposal, I'm not sure what good ideas this little girl can come up with." Zheng Feng's heart clicked.  Damn it, he knew this would happen, and what was supposed to come came anyway!  "It's just an idea to ask Xiaoya and the others to come over and 'help'. It turns out that you have such good relations with so many girls" The girl's smile made Zheng Feng break into a cold sweat. He glanced at Alice who was hiding behind and snickering.  I finally understood why this girl would come up with such a bad idea. She had it all on purpose. She knew that the method was impossible, but she still said it. The purpose was to cause trouble!  At this moment, Zheng Feng wanted to smash this little girl¡¯s butt to vent his hatred. Unfortunately, he was now a mud Buddha crossing the river He couldn¡¯t protect himself!  !  !  £®  £®  £®  £®  £®  £®  ¡¾PS: Thanks to book friends "Xu Jiansheng" and "Shui Meng'er" for their support. ????????????????????????????????? Thanks to book friends ¡®The bell¡¯, ¡®Goodbye when we part¡¯, ¡®Your brother is not a good person¡¯, ¡®Cold-blooded Demonic Wolf¡¯, ¡®Lazy Man C¡¯, ¡®Shui Meng¡¯er¡¯, and ¡®Sand Cake Immortal¡¯ for their monthly votes.  Thank you to book friends ¡®Shui Meng¡¯er¡¯, ¡®Your brother is not a good person¡¯, ¡®Grass travels a thousand miles¡¯, and ¡®Blowout 9694¡¯ for their penalty kicks.  Congratulations to book friend "Xu Jiansheng" for becoming the thirteenth helmsman of the Way of Taming Beasts.  ¡¿
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