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Volume 1: The Sexy Trap Chapter 1: Excellent Talents

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    Yucheng is a remote town in the southwest, with rolling hills and forests.  At noon, the scorching sun scorched the earth like fire.  Halfway up a hill, Fan Li was digging the foundation of a new house with a hoe while swearing.  He kept cursing the sun in the sky, whether he was born or taught by his mother.  It was only mid-May, and it was already so hot that he was itching all over.  Complaining that his father is crazy, why should he build a brick house in such bad weather, and drag himself back from the construction site to dig the foundation of a new house? This is extremely boring.  He kept complaining and cursing, scolding everyone who should not be scolded and those who should be scolded.  He cursed until his mouth went dry, and he spat a mouthful of foamy saliva on the ground.  He picked up an old teapot with a missing spout and walked to the bamboo forest behind the house to rest and cool down.  With a broken gong voice, I walked and sang the classic old song "Reading You"; "I, the sun, you will never tire of it a thousand times. Sun, your feeling is like spring, the season of spring, the moment of looking forward, oh~~  ¡­"    Song!  She sang lively, but her eyes were a little sad.  He is almost twenty years old, but he is still doing nothing and accomplishing nothing.  I sighed deeply, feeling so aggrieved.  He shook his head and chanted in a Sichuan accent; "I have no ambition, it turns out that God is blind~! I think Fan Li is so talented, ah! ah! That! Yushu  That one is Lin Feng again, better than Pan An Sister Lin fell from the sky, and a beautiful girl appeared on the ground! There is a light in the waves, there is a light!" He opened his throat and roared here and there.  , I feel more balanced.  What an unlucky life, writing a book and throwing it on the street.  When I wrote poems to court love, the few village girls from other places on the construction site who didn¡¯t look like women but had feminine characteristics even said that my poems didn¡¯t have a single cloud floating over them, so they couldn¡¯t touch that innocent and beautiful heart.  Damn it!  She also has a pure and beautiful heart, which scares me so much that I really want to find a sponge cushion immediately and crash my head on it to death.  My dear, I waved my hand gracefully; go quietly, just as you came quietly.  All of them have strong backs, big shoulders and round waists, and are stronger than men.  Can I carry this cloud by heart?  Who cares about this tough woman who only knows how to work and has no sentimentality at all.  Fan Li's father, Fan Yunwu, walked out of the shabby earth house with a pickaxe. When he saw his son hiding in the bamboo forest and intoxicated with himself, he couldn't help but roared: "Fan Li, you're going to be stabbed a thousand times."  You son of a bitch, dig a few times and rest for most of the day, and you will do your own work for me as a foreigner. You are just a fool, and you only know how to cheat and cheat in one day.  !" Fan Lizheng felt uncomfortable with the heat and cursed in his heart: "You said it yourself, I'm a bitch. Hehe! Just scold me hard, it didn't make me angry."  After digging hard for a few times, there was a "clang" sound, and I dug something hard. After digging a few more times with the hoe, a row of large blue square bricks appeared on the ridge.  Fan Li¡¯s heart skipped a beat, this was an ancient tomb.  This kind of large square brick is not modern at all.  He quickly took a pickaxe and struck hard.  He had enough strength anyway, and soon he made a hole.  "Woooo" Suddenly some green smoke came out from the cave, and it was so cold inside that Fan Li, who was sweating profusely, shivered all over, and half of the prickly heat in his body exploded.  Squatting down, looking into the black hole, is it an ancient tomb?  Why is there smoke coming out?  Fan Li picked up the pickaxe and expanded the hole.  Perhaps it was due to the temperature difference. There were some "whining" sounds coming from the entrance of the cave, like ghosts crying, and the cold air inside came out. Fan Li got goosebumps all over his body.  That's right!  This is definitely an ancient tomb.  After a while, the smoke stopped.  Fan Li took out his lighter and lit a Hongmei cigarette with trembling hands.  Ancient tombs mean treasures and burial objects.  "This is a sign of getting rich." Fan Li muttered.  It was so dark inside the cave that it was hard to see clearly.  After thinking about it for a moment, I made a calculation.  He got up and ran to the straw pile, grabbed a large bundle of straw, lit it, and threw it in.  After a while, through the raging fire, Fan Li saw a strange scene. He saw a person sitting upright on a large, light blue, translucent coffin.  Fan Li was startled.  I thought to myself, "It's strange, how could this happen? The dead man came up to the coffin on his own? Could it be the fake corpse mentioned in the book?" But he calmed down immediately.  Now that the sky is clear and there are zombies, I can't do anything about it.  The firelight weakened, and it was really dark inside, so the dead man's face could not be clearly seen.  Fan Li was heartbroken, and he took a few more large bundles of straw and threw them in. The fire suddenly burst out.  That¡¯s right!  Now I can see it clearly. On the head of a somewhat transparent coffin, there is a person sitting cross-legged steadily. From head to toe, he is covered by a shining silver cloak. It is wrapped tightly and cannot be seen at all.  face. ?"Hahahahahis grandma's! This is an anecdote in the world. I have never heard of someone burying the dead without putting them in the coffin and sitting them up outside. Haha! Haha!" Fan Lifei was not afraid, but couldn't help but laugh.  Fan Li stood up, raised his head and looked around.  Dad had already left, plowing the fields, and there was no one on the surrounding hillsides.  Only the scorching sunshine.  Moreover, my house is a single-family house, and it is not an important traffic thoroughfare.  Unless acquaintances come to visit, almost no one comes here.  I don¡¯t know what my ancestors thought, but they actually built their home on a hillside where birds don¡¯t lay eggs.  Fan Liniang died early, leaving her and her father as the two largest members of the family.  Studying is also not a success. It's not that his grades are bad, but that he is too naughty.  When I was in the third grade of junior high school, I spied on my female head teacher taking a shower several times.  After being warned many times by the school, he was very dissatisfied, so he climbed onto the school basketball stand and pooped one day.  Use this extreme method to protest against the school¡¯s warning and punishment.  After the game is over, it is not finished. They also have to leave heroic words on the basketball board with chalk; "If the culture does not learn from the Great Revolution, a stinky shit will bombard the school gate."  Those who lead the revolution are not afraid of death, and I will laugh at you sweeping up shit.  ¡¯ Then write your name and annotate it, ¡®The peerless genius Fan Li is here; the principal sweeps up the smelly shit for me, and teacher Tang Xiaoqin gives me toilet paper.  I'm happy with my butt!  Tang Xiaoqin!  If you have the guts, don¡¯t take a shower!  !  !  I'm going to peek at you anyway.  ¡¯ Then I soaked in urine for half a day, soaking the words until they were all colorful.  The principal was helpless and had a headache.  This naughty student is so fucked up.  Invite parents to hold a meeting, notify the whole school, and order them to withdraw from school.  ¡°Then Tang Xiaoqin was his class teacher. She was a well-behaved little model. She was an unmarried female teacher. He had peeked at her a few times while taking a bath. This was one of the few times that someone had caught her. God knows how many times he had peeked at her.  The conditions of the township school are simple. They built a simple bathroom next to the toilet on the hillside. Below the bathroom, there is a large slope several feet high. Under the slope, there is a large yellow jujube tree, and the crown of the tree is right at the bathroom window.  above.  It was this yellow oak tree that Fan Li climbed up to peek at Teacher Tang Xiaoqin taking a bath.  After Fan Li discovered the wonder of this big tree, he finally got an opportunity. He lay on a branch and peered through the thick leaves at his sweetheart taking a bath. It was the first time he peeped at a beautiful beauty taking a bath. He was so excited that he almost fell off the tree.  When he took a peek for the fifth time, Tang Xiaoqin made a bold move.  While washing, I actually enjoyed stroking the little pink cherry, and intentionally or unintentionally exposed some vital parts.  His face was flushed and intoxicated, and his mouth seemed to be whispering softly, looking very happy.  Fan Li's blood was surging, and there was blood coming from his mouth and nose.  Finally, I couldn't help but take out the half-cooked Asian carrots and had a great time with Tang Xiaoqin's bold moves.  Inadvertently, the movement became too loud, causing the branches to sway wildly, making some noise and being discovered.  The scene was so funny at that time. Tang Xiaoqin¡¯s panicked look was so beautiful. Her face was flushed, and she was holding the window lattice with both hands. Her snow-white peaks were protruding outside the window lattice.  The leaves were thick, it was dusk, and the lights were on inside.  Looking at the dark place from the light, she looked for a while before she found an extremely familiar, yet extremely disturbing face.  Sweat!  It was so fucking enjoyable, her screams were so exciting.  Her scream was like a hurricane, sending Fan Li to the highest peak of the mountain in an instant.  Tang Xiaoqin's scream was deeply burned into Fan Li's brain.  That scream became an important symbol of Fan Li's transition from a half-baked boy to a man.  After being expelled from school, several of Fan Li's best buddies alienated him intentionally or unintentionally.  This made Fan Li even more dissatisfied. People who were brothers and sisters when they were together could share everything except their future wives.  And he vowed to tease women from good families, and every time they were faced with real swordsmanship, they would all stand aside and let me bravely go up and scold them.  A bunch of bastards, adding insult to injury and not being upright at all.  Fan Li stood at the entrance of the ancient tomb, a little hesitant, not daring to go down and take a look.  The corpse sitting on the coffin was really weird. After observing outside the cave for a while, I found something golden in front of the corpse.  ¡¾Newcomers and new books, please be brave and bold to support, there will be exciting things to come.  Please vote for recommendations and favorites]
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