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    I'm full now, what about later?  Where can I find a long-term meal ticket?  It makes me annoyed when I think about this problem!  I leaned against the window and stared at the sky in a daze.  Suddenly, there was a rapid "stomp" sound outside. I stood up curiously and looked. It turned out to be the sound of horse hooves stamping on the ground.  This was the first time I saw a horse outside the TV. I said excitedly: "Hey, hey, hey, I finally saw a horse alive!" Riding on the horse was a girl, wearing a tight red dress, looking dashing.  , showing such a chivalrous temperament.  At first, Hao Youqian was not interested and didn't even glance at him.  After all, horses were very common in their day.  But when the girl shouted "drive", he seemed to be possessed by a spirit, staring at her intently.  He also said: "It's Weiwei!" "Do you know him?" I turned around and asked him, and was startled by his lustful expression, "Hey, look at the nymphomaniac look on your face! This woman is your concubine.  ?" He didn't seem to hear me at all. He looked at the girl and said with great intoxication: "Weiwei is Weiwei, no one can compare with her. Look at her flowing long hair and her red lips.  , look at her plump breasts" "" "You looked really carefully" Hao Youqian's eyes moved as the girl moved, and the expression on his face was like that of a wretched uncle in a broadcast gymnastics video.  , if you take a picture and post it online, it will become a popular avatar among 2B young people in minutes.  While twisting his body, he said coquettishly: "Weiwei always exudes such a magical charm, constantly attracting me, tempting me, and making me unable to bear to take my eyes away from her. Oh~" Oh  ~I really want to vomit Weiwei has been gone for a long time, and he is still there sighing: "It's so beautiful!" I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I reminded: "Everyone is leaving" "Don't disturb me!"  He shouted loudly, "Let me have another good timeaftertaste, aftertaste. Ah~"  He spent a full twenty minutes aftertasteing it!  "Okay!" I shook the cobwebs on my head and asked feebly: "Are you done thinking about it?" "My dear Wei!" He still didn't care about me "I've taken you deep into my heart again.  It's imprinted in my mind, my heart, my" This word is so familiar, "In the song" It turns out that the original song was not written by Qu Wanting Hao Youqian was stunned, "  "Ah?" "Ah, you are here!" I yelled angrily, "If you are not here, why are you saying so many nonsense?" "I am here," Hao Youqian spoke now.  His expression and tone are exactly the same as the chattering version of Tang Monk in Journey to the West, both are so - cheap!  "Warm my heart." I lost I begged for mercy and said: "Brother, please! Can you stop being so sour? You finally eat something and don't make me spit it out!" Hao Youqian sighed.  , "You girl, you are so inconsiderate. I rarely see Weiwei once, but you still don't let me be intoxicated for a while." Thank God, he finally returned to normal!  His love saint mode is too terrifying!  I was curious about who Weiwei was and how she could be so obsessed with him, so I asked, "Who is that woman?" When he mentioned this question, Hao Youqian's face was filled with happiness again, which scared me.  A jump.  He said: "Shan Weiwei, the daughter of General Shan Jiu, the lover of my dreams." I said: "General Tiger Girl, you have quite a strong taste!" He looked surprised, probably because he didn't understand the taste.  How did Zhong get in touch with Weiwei, "You mean Weiwei is eaten?" Speechless However, "Physiologically speaking, some parts of her can indeed be tasted" Hao Youqianmi  He raised his eyes and showed a man's unique, evil, wretched expression, "Eh~ I never thought you, a girl, would say such bad things~" he actually understood!  I doubted it and asked tentatively: "Do you know what I'm talking about?" His expression was so evil and vulgar, "At this age, it's inevitable that you can't control your desires, and you'll inevitably have some fantasies  Beautiful picture. Oh~ Wei! "I was wrong, I shouldn't have thought that the ancients were so pure.  Obscenity does not distinguish between eras "Ah, let's not talk about these boring topics." He said with a straight face, "Let's talk about business." Business, it was the first day I met him. If there is anything serious, it is my turn to talk to you.  Discuss?  I acceptHe said dullly: "What's the matter?" He suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "I invited you to dinner today, not only because you helped Meng Xiao, but also and I want to ask, girls, especially people like you  What do girls with aggressive personalities usually like? Do they like humor, silence, or something else? "I asked, "Why are you asking?" He hasn't said it yet.  I figured it out on my own, "Is it for Weiwei?" Hao Youqian: "No." I said, "Then why don't you go to her directly, that would be more straightforward." He shook his head and said: "  You said it lightly, Weiwei is the daughter of the general, and her martial arts skills are very good. If she says something wrong and makes him think that I am a pervert and teasing her what should I do if he beats me up?" I smiled and said: "You?  A grown man is afraid of being beaten by a woman! Haha. He also felt a little embarrassed and coughed twice, "Are you going to help me or not?" "Help," I said.  You¡¯ve treated me to so many things, and if I don¡¯t give you anything in return, I¡¯ll be like a wolf. Besides, I¡¯m the best at matchmaking. It¡¯s a piece of cake for you two!¡±  How can we watch so many bloody idol dramas in modern times in vain!  My aunt has long since mastered the love skills and compiled a set of rules that are more practical than Tang's acting rules - Lu's love rules!  I held up my chest and put on my glasses (although I didn¡¯t wear them), and like a female lecturer at the university, I said gently and dignifiedly: "Now, let me tell the students" Hao Youqian looked at it  People around him asked in surprise: "Where did you come from?" When his eyes returned to me, he was shocked by my "majesty" and said softly: "That's right, classmates." He nodded a few times desperately.  .  "I like your honesty." I continued to say gently and dignifiedly: "Now, let me give a detailed lecture to the students on the subject of 'how to please a girl'. As we all know, women are like water.  An emotional animal. No matter how strong she looks on the outside, she will definitely long to be loved and pampered on the inside. Therefore, if you want a girl to fall in love with you, you must do something to make her feel.  She holds a very important place in your heart." Hao Youqian asked, "For example?" I said, "Have you ever heard of such a word?" He shook his head, "I haven't heard of it. What does it mean?"  " I explained very patiently: "Romance refers to the wonderful artistic conception created by the combination of love and scenery, body and mind when men and women are together (from Baidu Encyclopedia) " Do you understand?  It shook like a wavy drum "Muyu brain." I sighed and said: "Forget it, I don't expect you to come up with any good tricks, just leave it to me, and you can just do it when the time comes.  "Hehe, thank you." Hao Youqian scratched his head and smiled honestly.
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