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Text Chapter 77 Leaving (Part 2)

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    Chapter 77 Seeing that the time was almost up and there were not many people left standing in the party, our group of people secretly withdrew from the chaotic crowd.  Originally, Yuan Kongzi wanted to continue fighting, but he still wasn't satisfied with the relationship, but in order not to destroy the pre-arranged plan, we could only forcefully drag him out.  When everyone left the party venue, everyone¡¯s faces were more or less rosy, except of course Daniel and Yuan Kongzi.  On the last day of this training camp, it was extremely refreshing to be able to have such a huge melee.  "Wallace, go pick up the car. We will wait for you at the door of the barracks. It's almost time to leave here!" After I greeted Wallace, I took the others back to the barracks to pack their luggage.  Although we have been training here for two years, except for some daily necessities, we don't have much luggage to pack. The only thing worth taking out is probably Wallace's "Playboy" posters.  Not long after, Wallace drove a military truck to the camp, and everyone filed in. Wallace, who had not touched a car for a long time, whistled excitedly and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.  I saw a burst of white smoke rising from the military truck's wheels after strong friction with the ground, and then the entire vehicle shot out like a rocket.  Fortunately, everyone who sat in Wallace's car again had already made some preparations, so they were no longer as shocked as when they first entered the training.  As for the sentries in the camp, just find any reason to send them away. You must know that we are celebrities in the entire training camp, although our reputation is not very good!  It would be nice if we didn't bother them. How could they dare to come up and question us again?  The unkind Yuan Kongzi even warmly invited them to the party venue to enjoy a delicious dinner, which flattered those unlucky ones who had to patrol late at night!  "Boss, I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat?" When the car drove out of the training camp and hadn't gone very far, Daniel started to complain to me, "At the party just now, you could only look at those things but not eat them. But  I'm so hungry, and now my stomach has begun to protest against me." Before Daniel could say anything, he heard his stomach growl, which was so loud in this silent desert.  .  It¡¯s okay that Daniel didn¡¯t say this. As soon as he said it, everyone in the car felt that their stomachs were empty, and they looked at me eagerly, as if I was a big steak.  I couldn¡¯t stand the way they looked at them like they were looking at steaks, so I quickly took out the food I took out from the kitchen yesterday from the Qiankun bag and distributed it to everyone who had been hungry for a long time.  And the boy Wallace stopped driving. As soon as I took out the food, he was already in the back seat of the truck. Does this guy have a human nose or a dog nose?  Let¡¯s turn our attention to the party venue in the training camp.  About half an hour after our group left, no one in the entire venue could stand still.  After the huge melee, the venue was in a mess.  I don¡¯t know who farted loudly and smelly first, and then the sound of farts filled the venue, and the air was seriously polluted.  Everyone's expressions looked very strange at this moment.  After three seconds of silence, those who were still able to move rushed out of the door and rushed to the toilet in the training camp regardless of their injuries.  But the toilets in the entire training camp are only so big. How can they accommodate so many people at the same time?  So those who came first dominated the cesspit and never gave in, while those who came later could only stare and hold it in.  At this time, the female soldiers in the training camp are relatively happy, because there is no difference in area between the men's and women's toilets due to the huge difference in the ratio of male and female campers, so female soldiers can easily  It is to comfortably occupy a squatting position without having to yell and fight for the right to occupy a squatting position like male soldiers.  But as the saying goes, a living person will not be suffocated to death by urine. Of course, a well-trained soldier will not be killed by a little laxative.  What is the biggest feature of the desert?  That is, there is no human habitation, so no one will care whether you urinate anywhere in the desert and destroy the surrounding environment.  Those who lost the battle for a squatting position in the toilet naturally ran towards the vast desert outside the training camp.  Although the road from the camp to the desert is only a short distance of a few hundred meters, this short distance of a few hundred meters is so long in their eyes.  My stomach is turbulent, my feet are a bit unruly, and my body has been tortured by the previous big melee, and it hurts even if I take a step.  In this way, this 100-meter road really tested their will!  It is a pity that only some people withstood such a test, successfully arrived in the desert outside the camp, and immediately found a less noticeable place.?The position begins to solve stomach problems.  But most people were stumped by the short distance of a hundred meters and had to find a dark corner in the camp to temporarily relieve their stomach pain.  The most pitiful people are those who were beaten so hard in the melee that they couldn't get up.  They can be regarded as the unlucky ones among all the unlucky ones, experiencing both pain from the outside in and from the inside out.  Unfortunately, the person in charge of this training camp, Xing Aotian, is one of these unlucky guys. Who made him fight the hardest in the melee?  What else can be done for these people who are inconvenient to move?  Solve it on the spot.  With someone taking the lead, others will naturally stop caring about things that are shameful. In this way, the party venue became the largest public toilet in the entire training camp.  ¡°Boss, what did you add to the food in the cafeteria yesterday?¡± Daniel asked vaguely while chewing on the dried meat in his hand.  ¡°It¡¯s just adding a little bit of Croton, a famous Chinese herbal medicine from China, to their food.¡± I replied nonchalantly.  The two elders Xing Yuezi and Xing Yangzi who were working with me yesterday heard my answer, and their foreheads were suddenly covered with black lines. The two sacks of croton were actually taken by their boss (the Kunlun disciple who followed me down the mountain) after two  Years of training camp life, they also unanimously changed their name to call me the boss) (this is just a little bit, this boss is really not ordinary unkind!  But what does this have to do with us?  It should be almost time, but it¡¯s a pity that I can¡¯t see the grand scene of Croton¡¯s attack.  I felt very sorry in my heart.  It is estimated that this amount will last them a whole day. Haha, just think of it as free bowel cleansing for them, which is good for the body.  I don¡¯t know what Xing Aotian would do if he knew what I was thinking. He would most likely vomit blood and die.  The night passed like this.  When the first ray of sunlight shines into the training camp in the morning, the entire camp is filled with a forbidding stench. Uninformed people may think that the angel mercenaries are researching some new biological and chemical weapons.  Everyone in the camp had sunken eyes, pale faces, and weak limbs.  Even a pervert like Yuan Kongzi wouldn't be able to stand it if he fucked for an entire night, let alone these ordinary people.  After this battle, I think the angel mercenaries' training camp in the Sahara Desert will have to change to another place, not only because of environmental problems, but more importantly, psychological problems. No one wants to be trained in a training camp with poop everywhere.  Bar.  And because of this incident, our group has deeply imprinted our names on the history of this training camp.  He is also the most disliked person in this training camp.  You ask me how they knew it was us who did this?  Oh my God, when they found out that the initiator of the entire party had disappeared after they finished playing, anyone would have thought that we were the masterminds of this incident.  And we were even more arrogant. Before leaving, we made a banner with sheets in the barracks, which read: When you are constipated after menstruation, please remember that unforgettable night, Croton is your trustworthy partner.  !
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