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Text Chapter 55 Yuan Kongzi (Part 1)

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    But the scene I imagined did not appear. The great immortal in animal skin had no intention of killing me, and there was an almost flattering look on his face.  Yes, you read that right, it¡¯s an almost flattering look.  This sudden change left me a little confused and at a loss.  Just when I still couldn't figure out why, Daxian said: "Umthatboy, do you still have the wine you poured in here before? I couldn't get enough of those few sips!" Daxian finished speaking.  Then he pointed at the broken edge with his finger.  Now I finally understood. All the wine I had given to Master just now went into his mouth.  I don¡¯t know what Master¡¯s spirit in heaven will think at this time.  "I wonder what the great immortal is called?" My businessman's instinct made me feel that I could profit from this great immortal wearing animal skin, so I don't know where I got the courage to hold the hand of the great immortal opposite me regardless of my own life.  , it¡¯s almost like a trap.  Great Immortal?  As soon as he heard my words, the great immortal covered in animal skin became happy.  Is this guy quite good on the road? Not bad.  It's not like that old bastard Yuanshi Tianzun before, who just called me an evil beast and gave me to Jiang Ziya, an even older bastard. This Jiang Ziya was not a big deal either. I accompanied him to travel east and west, working hard and uncomplaining, and in the end he  Grandpa, this old bastard, just left me alone on the Kunlun Mountains and ignored me. He was simply an old virgin with no opposite sex and no humanity!  This guy is the same. I can see at a glance that I have the qualifications to be a great immortal. I like this guy, but if he had a little more of that kind of wine, then I would like him even more.  Thinking of this, the great immortal in animal skin couldn't wait to reply: "Iah, this great immortal's name is Yuan Kongzi. Yes, it's Yuan Kongzi. You can just call me like this from now on. Boy,  Tell me, do you have that wine anymore?" As he asked me, he shook the empty bottle in his hand in front of me.  Yuan Kongzi?  !  The name of this great immortal is really special, but who cares? Why do I care so much about what other people like to name it? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I have I met an alcoholic immortal has met me.  Fortunately, I really had a lot of this wine with me. After saying that, I took out another bottle of gold from the Qiankun bag xo. When the great immortal saw me taking out another bottle of wine, he immediately cheered and gave it to me with one hand.  Throw it away and grab the bottle of wine from my hand with one hand.  But this great immortal may have been in heaven for a long time, and he doesn¡¯t know that wine bottles in modern society are sealed with high technology. Therefore, this great immortal in animal skin is jumping up and down anxiously, but he can¡¯t open this small bottle.  Wine bottle.  After a while, the great immortal became anxious. What could make him more unhappy than seeing that he could not drink the fine wine at the moment?  So, Daxian showed off his white teeth that were as white as the protagonist in a toothpaste advertisement, and took a sip at the mouth of the bottle.  In my stunned state, I bit the entire bottle mouth into pieces.  Seeing that he could finally drink the wine, the immortal was overjoyed. He spit out the bottle that was still in his mouth and started to drink the wine in big gulps.  While drinking, he muttered: "It's his grandfather's. It's so troublesome to drink wine, but this wine is really good." At this time, the only thought I had left was to avoid filming toothpaste commercials because of Yuan Kongzi's good teeth.  What a pity!  Seeing that the Great Immortal Yuan Kongzi was almost drunk, I began to ask where this Great Immortal came from and how he could rise from this Duanya?  It doesn¡¯t matter if you don¡¯t ask about it. When I asked about it, it really made me cry or laugh.  According to the Great Immortal Yuan Kongzi himself, he originally practiced cultivation underground. Two years ago, he just completed the cultivation and was ready to survive the heavenly tribulation and ascend to the immortal world. But that day, for some reason, two tribulations happened at once.  This surprised him, but what made him most incomprehensible was that someone actually helped him resist these two catastrophes, but that person's cultivation was average in his eyes, and he didn't know where he came from.  The courage to face this double disaster.  In the end, most of the heavenly calamity was offset by that desperate effort, and the heavenly calamity that fell on him had only a very small power, and the Great Immortal Yuan Kongzi became an immortal without any pain, and he did not have to go to heaven.  After hearing this, I really felt bad in my heart. The person Yuan Kongzi said was most likely to help him resist the catastrophe was my master. In the end, my master actually became a victim. This Isn't this too dramatic?  But I can't blame Yuan Kongzi. After all, it was Master's voluntary choice to resist the catastrophe. It's just that this catastrophe came at the wrong time.  ¡° Seeing the Great Immortal Yuan Kongzi drinking to his heart¡¯s content, I began to make calculations in my mind.  Since my master helped you resist the catastrophe, it is natural for me to ask you to help me restore the glory of Kunlun.  After making up my mind, I started to talk about the immortal again. From Yuan Kongzi¡¯s mouth, I learned that he also came from Kunlun, which surprised me a little, but then I felt more at ease.  Since this Yuan Kongzi also came out of Kunlun, you will not contribute to revitalizing Kunlun.Who contributes?  As the saying goes, lure someone with profit and move someone with emotion.  And I had just met this drunken Immortal Yuan Kongzi not long ago, and we didn¡¯t have any friendship at all. Naturally, we couldn¡¯t be moved by emotion.  Then the only thing left is to induce it to benefit.  This great immortal likes to drink fine wine, but there are not many top-quality wines like Golden  By the way, an idea flashed in my mind. As the saying goes, there is no separation between tobacco and alcohol. This great immortal likes drinking so much, so there is no reason why he doesn¡¯t like smoking. And based on his physique, there should be no worries about smoking being harmful to health.  Thinking of this, I quickly took out a box of cigars from the Qiankun bag (don¡¯t ask me why the Qiankun bag is full of such things, because it is necessary for the plot), took out one from it and handed it to the great immortal.  In a very exciting tone, he said to Yuan Kongzi who was drinking more than the cow: "Come on, great immortal, this is a good thing, come and try it, I guarantee that you will have endless aftertaste, better than being a god." At this time, I was more like  He was a drug dealer on the streets of Los Angeles.  Yuan Kongzi looked at the brown bar in my hand and was very confused. What is this?  Why haven't I seen it?  Is this thing better than wine?  My words obviously made the Great Immortal Yuan Kongzi a little moved.  He didn't care what the thing was called. Without saying a word, he took it from my hand, threw it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it in one gulp!  This move of the Great Immortal made me dumbfounded. I have seen this cigar smoker many times, but this is the first time I have seen this cigar swallower.  He, this Great Immortal is the Great Immortal, Gao!  It¡¯s really high!  It¡¯s as high as the Himalayas!  When I was sighing over there, the four-faced brows were already wrinkled like two knots.  Then the Four Immortals yelled: "Grandpa, you are so unkind. I just drank two sips of your wine. Is it necessary for me to eat such unpalatable stuff? What the hell is this? Bah."  Bah, bah" But I had already eaten the food and couldn't vomit it out.  The thought of eating something that tasted so weird made me feel sick.  As soon as I heard Yuan Kongzi¡¯s words, I suddenly realized that this great immortal clearly didn¡¯t know what this smoke was!  This is really great news. Since he has never been exposed to cigarettes, he must not be able to tell the quality of this cigarette. And there is no need for me to prepare any top-quality cigarettes for him. I can just make do with some ordinary ones.  .  But first I had to teach him how to smoke.  Thinking of this, I carefully took out a cigar.  He lit it and started to show Daxian how to smoke.  After explaining the key points of smoking, I took out the cigar and handed it to Sibuxiang.  After I demonstrated this Yuan Kongzi, I realized that this thing is not for eating, but for smoking.  When he took a sip, he felt that this thing was just average and not as tasty as the guy opposite said.  But after he took three puffs, the feeling came back.  Hi!  This stuff is good, a bit interesting.  At this time, Si Buxiang was drinking Golden XO and smoking a Cuban cigar, looking indescribably comfortable and satisfied.  How could I be as comfortable as I am now when I followed Jiang Ziya, an old bastard?  It seems that if I get closer to this kid in the future, I may not know if there are any good things in him.  At this time, I also noticed that the great immortal opposite was very satisfied with the two things I gave him, and I was thinking about how to ask this great immortal to go back with me and help me.
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