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The Final Volume: Life Together and Parted Chapter 30: Gathering

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    The ancients said: In autumn, the mountains are cold and the water is cold, and in spring, the willows are green and the flowers are red. As for this winter, I can only say that the cicadas are miserable and their voices are sad.  Every year when the weather gets colder at the end of the year, Wang Xu¡¯s child, who was born in the middle of summer, feels sick all over. He spends more and more time in bed in the morning, skips classes when he can, and there are several times when no one is seen at noon.  .  The days have been relatively calm recently. Ever since Osiris received his lunch, almost all supernatural incidents in S City have disappeared. The monsters and ghosts seem to have gone on vacation to a distant place, leaving behind a deserted and lonely city.  But in other words, this is also good news. There are no ghosts to catch, the world is peaceful, and people are free to torture themselves to death as they like. Anyway, as a ghost hunter, Wang Xu happens to be free.  One day in December, Mr. Cat rushed into Wang Xu's dormitory early in the morning. Anyway, the door lock was no more than a child's toy to him, and it did nothing to stop his intrusion.  Master Mao lifted up Wang Xu's quilt without any scruples: "Get up, I have something to tell you." Wang Xu was frozen like a dead fish, curled up in a ball and shivered, and groaned: "Be quilt  ¡­¡± Fifteen minutes later, they were already sitting in the cafeteria.  Wang Xu held a bowl of hot wontons and breathed in the morning air that he had not seen for a long time. His eyes were full of displeasure: "What's the matter? My blood sugar was very low in the morning. Will I faint after hearing this?" "  This card is opened in your name." Master Mao handed over a passbook with a bank card inside: "The password is the last few digits of your ID card." Wang Xu took it with a dull expression.  After thinking about it for about five seconds, he replied: "Tell me, arms, drugs or counterfeit money?" "I'm not asking you to launder money." "Is that financial fraud?" Mr. Cat helplessly covered his face and shook his head: "Since  I helped you apply for this card since the day you started working at the Paranormal Detective Agency. Now, I think it¡¯s time to leave it to you to keep. It contains the bonus you received in the newbie evaluation, the rewards for multiple missions, etc.  Wait, it all adds up to a very impressive number." Wang Xu looked up and down at Master Cat, "Who are you? What's your purpose in dressing up as Master Cat?" Master Mao sighed and stood up slowly.  , turned around: "When the chicks have fledged, kicking them out of the nest is the best choice. We can't let them get used to living under the shadow of huge wings." He took a step forward.  Walking out: "I always carry a lot of things on my back without permission. This has always been the case. Whenever I think I have finally let go of some things, I look back at my shoulders and unknowingly have a new burden  ¡­ ¡°So, I won¡¯t look back this time.¡± Wang Xu was eating wontons with sleepy eyes and a numb expression.  But in the end, he still said: "Leave the rest to me." Mr. Cat did not look back, he just waved his hand and left Wang Xu's sight.  ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ In January of the next year, on a freezing day, Mr. Cat¡¯s son was born.  ¡°In Wang Xu¡¯s words, the devil came to the world, and the world became turbulent from then on What¡¯s strange is that the number of supernatural events in S City increased again after that day, and it was considered back to normal.  ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ One day in March of the same year.  Still in the cafeteria, Wang Xu looked like he was taking a leisurely stroll, carrying lunch, and squeezed into the seat between the two "girlfriends" to sit down.  Shang Lingxue and Yan Li both glanced at him sideways and said the same line: "Isn't it hot?" Wang Xu quietly took out a book from his pocket: "I've been doing this lately.  Buy a property outside the school with three bedrooms and one living room, not too far from the school. Because you have to repay the loan to the bank, I want two roommates to share the food, water and electricity equally. The rent is easy to negotiate. " The two beauties stared at him.  The real estate certificate in their hands, their expressions changed several times, and then they said something to Wang Xu with their eyes at the same time: "Don't think we don't know what you are planning." Yanli spoke first: "The place I live in is pretty good.  Okay, the school dormitory is not bad. I'm not interested." Shang Lingxue also said: "The landlord is too shabby, it would be too dangerous for me to live there as a girl." Wang Xu snorted, and their reaction was completely expected.  There was already a backup plan.  The guy took out another pile of things from his arms, cleared his throat, and said very calmly: "The United Arab Emirates, the full name of the United Arab Emirates, is located in the eastern part of the Arabian Peninsula. It is known as the flower in the desert" Shang Lingxue  Feeling a little confused: "Hey, what are you doing?" Wang Xu waved his hand to signal her not to leave.Interrupted, he continued: "The UAE pursues a foreign policy of neutrality and non-alignment. It adheres to a peaceful diplomacy of good neighborliness and friendship." At this point, he pointed to the documents on the table: "I entrusted some connections, um  When I say relationship, I may be referring to agencies like the NSA in the United States, who helped me go through some procedures and got some documents. In short" Yanli finally reacted at this time: "Wait a minute.  I remember that the United Arab Emirates is one of the countries with polygamy" Wang Xu actually smiled and replied: "Ah~ you know that, that will be easier to explain. And I found that their country has relaxed the age of marriage.  It's very open, come here, take a pen, you two just need to sign here and here" He said unscrupulously, completely ignoring the two eyes that could kill directly coming from beside him.  On this day, Wang Xu was badly repaired, but he finally "invited" these two roommates.  This whole thing actually seemed a lot like borrowing money. Wang Xu first asked to borrow five thousand, but he was ignored. Then he proposed a plan, like selling a kidney or something So in the end, he got the five thousand  .  ¡­¡­¡­¡­ June, wedding.  The names of the bride and groom are written on the door of the church, Gu Chen, Shui Yingyao.  Yes, they have received their marriage certificate a long time ago, and their child is almost half a year old.  But Mr. Cat feels that he owes his wife a wedding.  Today, William is wearing a black suit, wearing a headset and holding a handheld computer, commanding the overall situation domineeringly.  "Is the wedding car ready? Very good, I understand; hello? Oh, I can hear it. How about the hotel? Everything is in place, right? Okay, remember, table number three is what the name tag says  At Wang Xu, Liu Hang, and Albert's table, every dish must be served in double portions. Things like abalone must be a multiple of three. What, I know, that's right.  , there are only three people at this table" Wang Xu heard his words clearly and clearly from a distance, but he didn't get angry, he just stood there with blank eyes.  It¡¯s not that he didn¡¯t want to have an attack, it was really inconvenient; he was currently wearing a priest¡¯s robe and a childcare sling, while Master Mao¡¯s son was lying on Wang Xu¡¯s back, sucking his thumb and looking around with dead eyes.  Mr. Cat walked up to him and asked, "Are you still good, little one?" "Your little boy sat on my neck and pooped once or twice He is quite calm today." "Oh like this  Ah, by the way, are you sure there is nothing wrong with the priest qualification you obtained online? " "You are already married legally, factually, and in life. Even if I have problems, it will not affect your fraudulent marriage leave this time.  Master Mao said sincerely: "This is not a marriage scam. You have to understand that basically every girl starts dreaming about a perfect wedding when they are twelve years old. Although my wife doesn't say it,  She was still hoping that I would make up for her. " In the middle of their conversation, Duan Fei suddenly came up and said, "Ahit's been a long time, Ripper, eh? Is this your son? He really looks like you."  His eyes suddenly became sharp: "It's not cute at all" Unexpectedly, as soon as he said these words, the young master of the Gu family actually cast a very disdainful look at him, and then snorted in a baby's little voice,  He turned his head to the side and continued to suck his thumb "Hey! What did this kid just do! Am I despised by him? Your son is only a few months old and can do such a disgusting behavior!"  He looked at Duan Fei with disgust: "Huh? Who are you? Did I invite you? Did you come to the wedding scene and want to go to the hotel with the car to have dinner?" "You want to ride in the wedding car into the funeral parlor, right? Human beings  Scum!" Duan Fei replied.  "Oh, I remembered, you are the second-rate brother of the new Qianfeng and King of Chujiang Lord Ning Feng" Mr. Mao paused twice in this sentence, and he even pinched the right hand.  An annoying point: "I'm sorry, there are only soy sauce characters who have appeared in less than ten chapters in total. I can't remember their names right now." "You really dare to mention it! I will appear in more than ten chapters tomorrow.  Come on! Aren't you in a semi-soy state in Volume 9!" Duan Fei shouted as he was grabbed by Wei Chi behind him.  Wei Chi still acted like an honest man, and while dragging him back, he said to Duan Fei: "Xiao Fei, listen to my brother-in-law, don't quarrel with the groom. Besides, you can't quarrel with him." Wang Xu watched them walking away.  Yuan, the corner of his mouth twitched and said: "Say, this super soy sauce is the real adulterer" "Hey, Wang Xu, long time no see." The He brothers and Sun Xiaozheng also came, He Wencheng came first  A man came forward to say hello, and with his second sentence, the whole conversation changed: "What, the wedding?"??Is there a specially set up 'virgin area'?  ¡± This irony was originally directed at Wang Xu who was wearing priest clothes and having a baby boy on his back. Unexpectedly, at this moment, the eyes of Wang Xu and Gu Sui actually merged, and they both looked at He Wencheng at the same time.  He gave me a look of disdain and contempt, then snorted and tilted his head to the other side, "Hey!  Your son is only a few months old and can do such annoying things!  And what¡¯s with this sense of coordination?  !  Have you been assimilated by spending too much time with a madman?  !  " Master Mao shrugged, as if he was not ashamed but proud of his son's current behavior: "I have tried it many times. Except for his parents, only when Wang Xu carries him on his back, he seems calmer, while others hold him.  She would cry a lot, so Wang Xu spent more time as a voluntary nanny.  "    "Wow!  Jiang Daxian!  You are really here!  "Wang Xu happened to see Jiang Ru walking into the church at this time, and immediately rushed towards him: "How is the Great Immortal doing lately?  Is there any current news?  Just some gossip?  An exclusive prophecy?  " Jiang Ru smiled and touched the back of his head with one hand: "Haha Wang Xu, you are still the same.  Then, he smiled and said: "Well I really can't tell you the winning number of the next lottery."  " "Hey trash.  "Wang Xu turned around and left. "Haha this this attitude of daring to love and daring to hate is really a bit annoying.  "Jiang Ru's smile became embarrassed. "Okay, everyone, please listen to me.  William raised a loudspeaker, walked to the middle of the church and said, "Since the groom has no family members, the bride only has one family member, and he has to be the best man."  So the seats are arranged like this. Men sit on the groom's side, and ladies please sit on the bride's side.  " Wang Xu yawned. He didn't listen to a word of William's words. It had nothing to do with him anyway. He was a pastor and basically had to stand. He simply took out the prepared manuscript from his pocket and tried to finish it.  Review it. Master Mao once said that if you want to kill Wang Xu, prepare a pile of paper, staple it together, and fill it with words. But this time the manuscript is Wang Xu himself.  In terms of content, in addition to the oath and questioning that should be expected in a traditional Western wedding, Wang Xu spent an entire night writing two paragraphs. The first is to introduce the bride: she is beautiful and dignified; she is elegant, noble, beautiful and intelligent.  , is simply created secretly by God behind his back. She can marry a doctor, a lawyer, an art master, a hero, an emperor of any known or unknown space, and no one is worthy of her. Look at the groom, who is perfect.  A bastard, despicable, sinister, and cynical; he is decadent, shameless, and has no limits. He has simply escaped from the bottom of Satan's prison. Any woman who marries him is like jumping into a bottomless pit of fire  Wang Xu looked at the manuscript in his hand, sighed deeply, and finally crumpled it into a ball and burned it with black fire. He turned to face the ancient man on his back and said, "Shai Zai, you and me.  Let's encourage each other and work together to become such a reliable bastard.  "
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