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Volume 1 Man-Beast?  out-of-date!  It's robot time!  Chapter 158 Meeting the Parents

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    Lin Ling's actions immediately stunned Blair.  Death, death was so miserable?  !  This my master is still alive and well, so how can I talk about his tragic death?  !  ¡°And my master is sitting there right now. Could it be that this young man named Lin Ling has bad eyesight, or is he hallucinating because he is seeing things and thinking about life?  !  Just when Blair's thoughts were racing and he was wondering whether Lin Ling had a disease in his eyes or a hole in his brain, a scene happened that made him forget to even pick up his chin.  The old man in gray robe with wrinkled face, his master, just sneered after seeing Lin Ling's actions.  "Tsk, I haven't asked you to sell chrysanthemums yet, how could you die?!" Ciao!  Is this still his majestic master?  !  Who will tell him who this pervert who has an abnormal love for chrysanthemums is?  Blair squirted on the spot, but he knew it right away. Even though he thought he understood the master, he still it's so sweet!  "Where, old man, you are getting stronger and stronger, the harder you work, the braver you are, the lower limit is unfathomable, your integrity is so full that it overflows all over the street, and you fight for three hundred rounds every night, it is simply like a sperm in your brain, a breeding pig is reincarnated  " Lin Ling was still talking nonstop, and Blair was almost pissed with fear. This and this He had almost thought of the scene of his master killing people after being furious.  However, to his surprise again, the old man snorted and sneered at Lin Ling: "I haven't seen you for a year, are you looking for trouble again? I'll give you some Cordyceps sinensis."  Feel refreshed? "Baji cordyceps ointment?"  What is that?  Blair was stunned for a moment, but while he was stunned, Lin Ling seemed to be possessed by a caterpillar.  A moment of trembling: "Don't! Old man, if you dare to do that, I will definitely break the rules and tell you about you spying on Ilya and his adoptive mother's bath at night!" "Tsk. Just say it, I don't have a reputation to be tarnished anyway."  "Then I will say that the former Pope of the Star-Moon Temple is a perverted pedophile." "Yes, so I raised you since you were a child. You can imagine how much torture you suffered. Everyone was very moved, and then turned a blind eye." "  ¡­¡± Lin Ling was silent for a rare moment, and finally managed to choke out three words: ¡°You¡¯re cruel.¡± ¡°I¡¯m sorry, it¡¯s just two words - this also shows how helpless Lin Ling is now¡±  But here it is.  Blair on the other side had long since lost all thought of being surprised, and all that was left in his mind was a string of words scrolling back and forth.  Damn it!  This is definitely not my master!  These are definitely twins!  This is definitely because he admitted his mistake while sleeping!  It's definitely not his fault but the world's fault that he discovered the hidden world line!  Finally, the old man gave a standard sneer, and then looked up at Tialuka who was standing on the side.  Xiaoya now felt quite trepidatious because Lin Ling had told her in private before coming here that the person coming to meet this time was probably the old man who had raised Lin Ling since childhood.  So the girl naturally regarded this process as the legendary meeting her parents!  She was worried that the old man was dissatisfied with her, but it was a pity that he meant it.  But she was powerless - with Xiaoya's IQ, she couldn't think of such a complicated thing, so when the old man looked over, she only made one action Smirk!  The old man sneered: "She looks pretty good. I worked so hard to snatch her from the ancestral land of the Sacred Artifact Clan, and you really restored her? Not badhow many hairs did you masturbate?"  "Seventeen Tsk, old man, why are you asking about this? I won't give it to you, Xiaoya! If you still have a lower limit, then don't take advantage of your niece-in-law, or believe it or not, I will send you the results  Go to Tianxun!" After a series of troubles, the King of Millions of Lurtes.  Once again, it was operated again under the control of an unknown subordinate, and with the guarantee of some big forces, the last hijacking incident will definitely not happen again this time.  But then again, didn¡¯t those big forces guarantee absolute safety last time?  This is when the prostitute sees the prostitute and the prostitute sees the prostitute.     Um.  I checked and there were no typos. ????????????????????? After the Million Lurte King resumed operations, it relied on the power of the Spiritual God¡¯s Illusion Prison.  A new communication system was established, which is called "Tianxun".  "Tianxun is somewhat similar to a phone, but it has more functions than a phone and can realize group sharing. The specific effects can be referred to Weibo, Twitter, and the school network" Due to all inherent technologies,?It is already very mature, so the time it took for Tianxun to go from conception to implementation to production and promotion of equipment was only more than three months, which is the time during which Lin Ling traveled.  The current Tianxun public community is a place similar to forums or post bars in previous lives. Although it is still very immature and backward compared to the templates on earth, the specific prototype has already appeared.  Nowadays, many nobles are proud to be able to use Tianxun.  And if you post the photos to Tianxun the result will be almost the same as a pornographic [beep¡ª¡ª] scandal. Your reputation will definitely be ruined among a large group of people, and then you will be framed until you fly.  "¡ª¡ªBut the premise is that Tianxun can send pictures." The old man sneered.  Lin Ling was speechless.  ¡ª¡ªThis is another question.  The launch of technologies such as Tianxun and Million Lute King are all cross-generational, and they are not new technologies launched through full-scale research. In essence, they are just reworked technologies related to the ancient spiritual phantom prison.  Promotion - its foundation is still based on the Spiritual God Illusion Prison, and many researchers may not have thoroughly studied the Spiritual God Illusion Prison.  Many researchers can use the Spiritual God Illusion Prison to create millions of Lurte Kings and Tianxun, but it does not mean that they can create them again if they are given the same materials.  The difference between the two is that one is that the ancients have already built low-level rough houses, and these researchers only need to be responsible for the decoration, while the other is to give them a bunch of atoms and let them build a villa.  In short - the technology tree is crooked.  So this creates a situation.  Sharing of pictures is allowed on Tianxun, but the technology of related equipment that can take pictures is still stuck in the relatively primitive reading equipment of picture stones and phonetic stones.  One of these two is using a primitive stone ax to chop down trees.  The other one used a high-frequency vibrating knife to chop down trees. Although the trees were chopped down, the difference was simply too tiring to be loved.  ¡ª¡ªI allow you to share pictures!  But there are not many photography equipment that can be used maturely in this world. Even if there are, they are controlled by big forces, because they often lose their mystery and many things are difficult to do It¡¯s like many people believe in stars.  The two gods of the moon, but no one has ever seen what the real two gods of the moon and stars look like.  If there are two photos of the two gods, Xing and Moon, circulated, and then everyone discovers that one of the two gods, Xing and Moon, is a transvestite.  One is picking on girls. Do you believe that the faith group established by the Xingyue Sect will collapse tomorrow?  !  So this weird situation arises: Tianxun allows sharing of pictures and photos, but in fact there are not many devices on Xingyue Continent that can intercept images.  Lin Ling was instantly hit in the dark spot - when he left the Great Renaissance, he got a lot of alchemy props from Xi Wei and Tavel. Unfortunately, he discarded the camera as a useless thing "Humph, old man, you  You didn't come here just to start a quarrel with me, right?" In the end, Lin Ling changed the subject - this story of being cheated on was really unbearable.  ¡°Besides, are there two people who have been forgotten?  "You came here and finally thought of asking the right question? I thought you had found out that you wanted to send me New Year greetings." "Don't you think I'm here? I even brought incense. The products produced by Hongliuzhai must be high-quality. Order it.  It can¡¯t be burned out even in three days and three nights.¡± ¡°That¡¯s because you didn¡¯t light the fire, right?¡± the old man continued to sneer.  This time, Lin Ling finally ran out of ideas. It wasn¡¯t that he didn¡¯t continue to talk nonsense, but that the old man¡¯s magical skill [laughed], ah, no, it was the old man¡¯s magical skill of destabilizing [laughing] that had reached its peak.  The complexity is reduced to simplicity, which is as clever as clumsy. It is unlike anything that can be found in the world.  No matter what topic you talk about or what fart you say, he will always give you a sneer, and the atmosphere on the spot will be completely gone.  Even after Lin Ling showed his face a few times, he couldn't say anything anymore.  As for Blair¡¯s position as a bystander?  ¡ª¡ªPlease, someone tell him.  Who is this perverted old man who talks nonsense!  Where has his master been hidden?  Quickly return his master, Kouga!  "Well, in that case, let me get straight to the point and ask, what is Xiaoya's background? And when Luoxi City first fought for Josina, were you involved behind the scenes?  "The old man admitted very frankly: "I did have some involvement. I was passing by and thought it was interesting, so I stayed with her for a few weeks. As for the life experience of the little girl you mentioned, I actually don't know. I just started with her.  It was dug out from the deepest part of the ancestral land of the Sacred Artifact Clan. I am afraid that even the Sacred Artifact Clan themselves do not know the existence of this little girl.??Be responsible, as a qualified villain, you should at least complete the explanation!  " "Villain?  "The old man sneered and glanced over, "I like to explain or not, do you care?  Or are you an adult, so you feel itchy and want to be beaten?  " "Come on, old man!  I am now the peerless master Kou Ya who once ruled the continent!  You're just a scumbag, just come over here!  " Lin Ling put on a posture. Bang - Bang Bang - Lin Ling was empty of blood, Lin Ling fell to the ground, and Lin Ling entered a state of near death. After a while, Lin Ling stood up again, as if nothing happened.  He slapped his butt and sighed: "Old man, you are still so crazy about Ba Ku and blasting me It's a pity that you don't want to be Long Aotian. As long as you change your body, the absolute girl will come to you.  " "Bang.  "The old man sneered, "I have slept with more women than you have eaten, what nonsense do you have?  !  " "Wow, it seems that you, old man, are really popular all over the world. Is it true that I spread the rumor that I am your illegitimate son?  !  " Blair, whose chin fell to the ground and hasn't picked it up yet, tugged at Tialuka who was still giggling in a daze: "They what are they doing?  !  "Who can tell him what these two guys who are constantly trying to undermine each other are doing?! "Well" The girl tilted her head and thought for a moment. She smiled, "I think.  They must be exchanging feelings after not seeing each other for a long time, right?  " Blair: "" Damn it, it's just a matter of exchanging feelings! He has never seen people who were trying to undermine each other for two hours without getting tired! "Actually, the purpose of my coming to the Kingdom of Geist this time is very simple.  .  "I don't know when, the topic between Lin Ling and the old man finally got to the point. "In order to kidnap His Majesty the King, your childhood sweetheart for many years, and then marry the prince?  !  " Blair was full of guilt again Your sister! You will die if you finish talking about the topic properly and then talk about it! More than an hour later, Blair finally figured out the general relationship between his master and Lin Ling, and how to come to Geist  It is said that a magic sword from long ago was sealed here in the Geist Kingdom. The specific history is so long that even the historical records are almost gone. Even the old man has not been able to confirm whether the information is true.  You must know that after these myths, legends and heroic legends have been sung for too long, they have become more and more outrageous. Maybe it was just that a crazy woman left a fire stick on the ground 10,000 years ago and committed suicide.  Ten thousand years later, it is possible that this fire stick will be transformed into an all-powerful and heaven-defying artifact that can kill dragons and gods. At the same time, Lin Ling also talked about the situation he encountered in the past few days, by the way.  Blair and his young lover talked about the situation, and spent more than an hour arguing. Finally, the old man mysteriously came to the conclusion that the magic sword must be sealed underground in the Kingdom of Gest.  And the most likely possibility is that it is under the capital of Yinpaier City. Since ancient times, even in the different world of Star-Moon Continent, the capital of the kingdom and empire has been chosen to be located in a geomantic treasure place. If we boil it down to its essence, it is  Areas with intensive leylines, or even areas where leyline ridges pass through! Correspondingly, the existences that need to be suppressed are often mysterious and evil, and cannot be suppressed by ordinary power, so they need to be suppressed by the endless and vast leylines or even leyline ridges!  , in order to make it obliterated by the power of time. Therefore, the method of suppressing and erasing is sometimes referred to in private as 'I will disgust you to death even if I can't kill you' "Oh.  Why?  " Lin Ling became interested: "Old man, you were still saying you were not sure just now, but now you are sure again.  Could it be that the skill of adapting to the wind has been maximized?  I really admire you" "Oh?  Since you admire me so much, how about you kneel down and lick me?  " "That's no need. Your old athlete's foot still can't afford it. Why don't I introduce you to a giant friend to ensure that your old feet are comfortable from the beginning to the end?  !  " Blair, who had just thought that he had finally heard the main point, almost knelt down again. As for Tialuka? She was still giggling The two were talking nonsense At this time, Lin Ling finally came to the conclusion - the old man was purely  I just happened to be passing by, but I was intrigued by the events that happened in the city last night, including the space explosion and the spread of the curse. As for Blair? Of course, I sent a sky message to inform him to come and serve the master In addition,  ,?The old man also believed that the target of the organizer of this incident was probably the sealed magic sword. As for the specific reason, the old man simply remained silent.  "The Demon Sword Apophis, the legendary god-killing sword that reached the realm of gods in a mortal body, caused chaos in the continent in the early ancient times, and was eventually sealed by the remaining gods and other masters. At the same time, the Demon Sword Apophis  It is also said to be the strongest possibility for all living beings in the future to break the shackles of humans and gods!" "Wow!" Lin Lingzhi clapped his hands, "Old man, I find that no matter what you do, your apprentice is just seven years old!  Level, we are still far away from the star level. You are telling me about becoming a god right now. Are you kidding me?" "Becoming a god?  Why is it called God?  Rather than a powerful mortal?  This is a question that countless people have thought about.  Gods also have joy, anger, sorrow, seven emotions and six desires. Gods are also powerless and will die. So why is one a god and the other a human?  This question has troubled countless people for a long time, and it was not until later that the answer was found.  That's because of the absolute gap in life levels - just as humans will separate themselves from ants, but will never think that they are above monsters, the difference between mortals and gods is also reflected in this way.  But becoming a god?  !  During the more than 1,500 years in the ancient Xingyue Continent, Lin Ling's cultivation realm once touched the third realm of the ultimate realm. This cultivation level was enough to dominate the ancient times, and it must have been even less so in the ancient times.  A big boss will never end up miserable.  But becoming a god?  !  ¡° To put it nicely, it¡¯s a long way off, to put it harshly, it¡¯s just the anus and toes on a person¡¯s body¡ªunless you are a pervert, it will always be an incompatible relationship.  And nowthe old man is actually thinking about such a long-term issue?  !  "I told you that you can't become a god now." The old man sneered, "Just think of it as giving you a goal. Then you just don't embarrass me in the final competition." "Competition?!" Lin Ling  Another question came up, "Is there an appearance fee?! Otherwise I won't play!" "Of course there is no appearance fee." The old man touched his chin, "But you can think about it and just give that person's money directly."  The disciple tricked me into becoming my wife, so we can win without a fight, which would be perfect." "Then you should tell me why your disciple is related to becoming a god, right?" "Since ancient times, human beings have seen the world around them.  , all kinds of strange things, lightning and thunder, violent storms, natural disasters and man-made disasters, casualties" "Oh, damn old man, don't recite the introduction of Zhu Xian to me!"
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