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Volume 1 Man-Beast?  out-of-date!  It's robot time!  Chapter 147: Since ancient times, elves have been many idiots

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    First let's calculate such a set of data.  How many people are there in the elves?  Judging from the size of this ancestral land, plus the number of elves who have not returned home, it is conservatively estimated to be about five to six million.  Don¡¯t think that five or six hundred thousand is a lot. Even if the elves have a long lifespan, they still have to exclude the elderly and children.  Yes, you read that right. Even those who are as powerful as the elves still have old people and children who are not very powerful. Although the way this race breeds offspring is fundamentally different from that of other races, as long as it is life, it is inevitable to have powerful people.  There is weakness.  The first is the elven children who have just been born. These ordinary children have not grown up enough to accept the inheritance of power, so they can be excluded.  Even if the old people¡¯s cultivation is not reduced, after all, old age and weak qi and blood will affect their strength to a certain extent. What¡¯s more important is that the old people usually have spouses.  Apart from these, the number of elves who truly have level seven or above strength is approximately over 400,000.  Although the combat power of more than 400,000 level 7 and above still seems terrifying, but if you consider the population of tens of billions of humans on the mainland alone to be able to produce an elf envoy is simply a dog that has been gone for eighteen lifetimes.  Shit luck!  And more importantly, I don¡¯t know which soul calmly made the rule that elves can only contract with women So many handsome elves have been seduced by women outside Even though most women are conservative, they contracted with one  The male elves will not contract with another one after that. The remaining male elves are really very few and hot Then, exclude some female elves and female elf users who like to polish mirrors, and then eliminate them  Among the clansmen who have been digested internally and some clansmen who cannot make contracts but are willing to stay outside, there are approximately one hundred thousand idiots in the elves ranging in age from thousands to tens of thousands of years to teenagers and twenties  In comparison, the Saint Artifact Clan is much better.  ¡° When a male elf like Locke appeared on the street, he naturally became a favorite in the eyes of passers-by. In the eyes of sluts, he was far more than a genuine alternative to cucumbers and bananas Ordinary sluts simply couldn¡¯t control it.  "Your Excellency Lin Ling, you are joking." Locke smiled bitterly.  This situation was not encountered once or twice. He quickly pulled Lin Ling back to the store to avoid the limelight, "Let's get back to the topic." "I'm sorry, what is our topic?" "  "So it turns out that this guy wasn't thinking about the topic for such a long time?  !  ¡î ¡î Lin Ling and others stayed in the hotel with the magical name of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau for three days. During these three days, the high-level elves had no news as if they were pebbles thrown into the sea.  But Lin Ling is not in a hurry.  Anyway, it¡¯s rare to come to the ancestral land of the elves, so it¡¯s better to take a walk first.  For example, he has obtained many good things in the past few days. It is estimated that even if they are used as cultural relics in future generations, they can be sold for a lot of money At the same time, rumors of mysterious thieves have begun to spread in the area near the ancestral land of the elves.  gossip.  It is said that there is a super thief who always hides in the darkness. There is no place he cannot go and nothing he cannot steal.  As long as you are targeted by him, even if you are at the Supreme level, you will definitely not be spared.  This mysterious thief appears and disappears. He is interested in both good and bad things, ranging from valuable Xuanhun crystals to even a pair of underwear. It has been recorded that even a pair of underwear has been stolen. It is still unclear what the purpose of his actions is.  .  In the Industrial and Commercial Bureau Hotel, Wei Yin glared at Lin Ling, who was leaning on the sofa and feasting nonchalantly: "Bad guy! You must have stolen those underwear!" "Please. Don't think of me as such a loser, okay?  " Lin Ling's mouth was full of food, so his words were a little unclear. Here we will filter and translate them directly, "The stolen underwear belongs to a man It's none of my business.  ? ¡± ¡°You even want to steal men¡¯s underwear? ¡± ¡°Hey, Miss Weiyin, you feel like you¡¯re covered in lice again after not being able to meow like a cat for three days, right?¡±  This scene, Shuangyue couldn't help but think of the miserable years when she had just met Lin Ling and was forced to take off her underwear a hundred times all day long. Now that she thinks about it, it really transcends time and space.  This guy's perverted taste has not changed at all "You pervert!" The ending of Lin Ling's curses has never been spared, but this eldest lady who was born in the world of the undead has not realized that she is coming until now.  I can only curse a few words back and forth, evenEveryone here can help her memorize it in order.  In Lin Ling¡¯s words, this is a sign of insufficient IQ. It is conservatively estimated that the IQ gap between Wei Yin and Tialuka will not exceed 3 points, but the best thing about the latter is that she is obedient.  As for the former, he said it well because he was full of arrogance and didn't want to hear anything If he said it more obscenely, it would be called lack of training "Thank you for the compliment." Lin Ling nodded with satisfaction, "Here, give me a cat." The ending was on the spot.  He burst into tears: "You. If you dare to let me do this again, I will give up this body!" The contract between the elf envoy and the elf has the soul as the core, but uses the body as the carrier. In other words, even if the elf  The body is destroyed, but as long as the soul exists, the contract still exists.  On the other hand, if a soul is changed but the body remains unchanged, then there is essentially no contract between the elf user and the elf, but the elf user's contract can affect that body This is the situation now in the tail tone, if it is true  If she made her anxious, the eldest lady might just give up her body and soul and escape.  "You can give it a try~" Lin Ling said very lightly, "Be careful you will never find such a good body again~" "You bad guy bully me! Wuwuwu" At this time, Lin Ling  He had disappeared. Also disappearing with him were Tialuka and Yoshina. Of course, Lin Ling casually found an excuse to say that the teleportation contract with Ouyin was canceled. In fact, he temporarily let go of control.  Since arriving in the ancient times, Lin Ling and Tiyaluka haven't gone shopping together for a long time. Now they still have a quiet Yoshinna with them. At first glance, it turns out that they are a family of three, a couple going shopping with their children.  .  "Master, that thing is so fun." It was rare for his master to take him out shopping, and there were no other people (not counting Josina), so the simple-minded girl quickly started to play with it.  This moment.  She was pointing at an automatic crystal doll on a stall not far away and kept shaking Lin Ling's arm.  In fact, the daily life of the elves is really not much different from that of ordinary human cities. It's just that the people setting up stalls in human cities may just be ordinary people with no cultivation, but you can do whatever you want here.  Just meet a master who is level seven or aboveOther than that, the only other characteristic left is that there are more girls.  This stall sells all kinds of dolls. This crystal doll is the treasure of the stall. Xiaoya fell in love with it as soon as she saw it. Lin Ling estimated that she seemed to have become smaller after staying with Josina for a long time.  Has the child¡¯s character changed?  Anyway, it seems that when Tealuka first appeared on the scene, she was dressed in green and at first glance, people thought she was a sharp character.  After getting along for a long time, I realized that she is actually a silly and cheerful girl, and she is now moving towards a state where she is silly and cheerful all the time except when Lin Ling asks her to fight The same goes for other dolls on the stall.  The workmanship is exquisite, and there are quite a few celebrities that Lin Ling can recognize in it, such as the Shuangyue clan leader, and the famous magician Ning Qing Hey, isn't Ning Qing a figure from the ancient times?  Why did it appear now?  It¡¯s not good for an old senior to pretend to be young and open a new account to tease the children Eh.  Ning Qing is actually a transvestite It turns out that some people in this era also like this It's really perverted Tialuka and Josina played excitedly at the stall. The stall owner was a goblin tribesman - this was also the case with everyone.  What I learned in these two days is that there is more than one race of elves in the ancestral land of the elves, just like there is more than one race of humans in the territory of the human race. This goblin, who can't tell his age and gender at all, doesn't care at all, he is just so happy.  Watching happily the girls, one big and one young, having fun.  Then Lin Ling suddenly blinked at him and quietly leaned into the goblin's ear: "Are there any naked people?" Comrade Goblin was dumbfounded for an instant.  Obviously, he has never encountered anyone who dared to ask such a blatant question. The sales of his own dolls have always been good, butall naked?  !  Please spare him!  It would be a big joke if he was chased by some big shot!  Although the lifespan of a goblin is longer than that of ordinary humans, he does not think he lives too long.  "Eh, no? What a pity" Lin Ling curled his lips, with a look of someone in the late stage of psychosiswrong, a look of regret, and casually helped Xiaoya buy the automatic crystal doll.  "I'm still hoping to have a nude version, a swimsuit version, a pajamas version, a uniform version I have a lot of figurines to collect I really don't know how to do business." Until Lin Ling left with two girls, one old and one young.  , the goblin slapped his head in annoyance: "Oh shit! Why didn't I think of that?!" Then he closed the stall. As for the rest of the story, we only need to know that it ended in the ancient times.In the period between the birth of the Holy King of the World, a vendor specializing in selling various celebrity figures was born on the Xingyue Continent Besides, Shuangyue and others, Fang was born with a halo of ridicule, and at the same time had the ability to commit suicide.  It was once again a rare situation for Lin Ling, the best among the best, to take a person who could not speak and a person with insufficient IQ to the streets, but Shuang Yue was very relieved this time.  After all, no matter how strong Lin Ling is, his cultivation level is only at the eighth level. There are a lot of elves with this kind of cultivation level, so there is no need to worry about him causing any trouble. ? But as the saying goes.  The more you think something won't happen, the more likely it is to happen.  Not long after Lin Ling left the stall, she suddenly felt like she was being watched by something.  The feeling of alertness originating from the depths of one's own soul is absolutely unmistakable, but the other party does not seem to show any malice for the time being, and is just observing him secretly.  However, Lin Ling knew that he did not sense any malice, which did not mean that the other party had no malice, so he wiped it with his hands after making peace, and after wiping it, he shook hands like someone at the dinner table. Although there seemed to be something wrong, it showed  does not mean anything.  Even Lin Ling himself can completely suppress the aura of malice and murderous intent. There are many experts in the elves. Even if he does not have a professional golden finger, it is not difficult to do this with his superb cultivation.  matter.  "Who could it be" Lin Ling's mind turned and he came up with a plan.  It has only been three days since I came to the ancestral land of the elves, not to mention that it is still the time when the ancient era has just ended. It seems unlikely that any enemy will come to me at this time, unless the other party can also play Shattered Void.  To travel, you must also travel to the Star-Moon Continent in the past.  Rather than suddenly traveling to the future Dou Continent or something.  He knew that something normal seemed to have been mixed in just now, but he shouldn't pay too much attention to the small details.  Thinking about it again, the undead tribe came to find trouble for me?  This is also impossible. There is a permanent person-to-person ultimate undead killer like Taiyin here (at this time, a green-haired girl suddenly sneezed), and the entrance to the undead world is already in the middle of the road.  The sealed state, and more importantly, he felt that the undead in the undead world must not recognize him except for his bones Are you afraid?  !  Furthermore, if the above two people want to come and cause trouble for him.  Maybe they would have been discovered the moment they entered the ancestral land of the elves and killed to ashes. If not tsk tsk, the efficiency of the elves is really not flattering.  Well, because of the reasons omitted above and below, the people who are secretly spying on him are most likely other high-ranking members of the Elf clan except the leader of the Shuangyue clan It seems that he should pick up the plan to unify the Elf clan empire again.  ?  But it was obvious that the other party did not know that Lin Ling had discovered his peeping, otherwise it would be impossible for him to pee so blatantly.  But now Lin Ling thought of another possibility Could it be that after the elves' idiots knew that they were elf envoys, they finally couldn't restrain their physiological needs and burst out collectively?  !  After thinking about it, Lin Ling decided to test it out first.  He pulled Tialuka all the way across the street and came to a secluded and uninhabited place.  This is an open space under the shade of a tree. On weekdays, no one comes at all. Now, after Lin Ling led Tialuka to the tree, he quietly began to speak during the soul communication "  Xiaoya. Listen first, let¡¯s do this firstthen blablabla, and finally OOOOXXXX" Although the girl¡¯s confused eyes clearly showed that she didn¡¯t understand what Lin Ling was talking about, she still couldn¡¯t understand it.  What was Lin Ling talking about, so he had developed a good habit of not knowing but being aware of it. He waved his hand and created a space barrier on the spot, surrounding the three people inside and hiding their traces.  The power of space itself is a very wonderful thing.  Theoretically, the existence of all ordered matter must rely on the scope of space, so the power of space, even the power of holy light or the exploration of spiritual power, can be refracted.  In this way, the mental power of the person spying in secret lost its target in an instant.  Because as soon as his mental power penetrated into the space barrier, it was refracted into the turbulent flow of space, and then it was either withdrawn or torn apart by the turbulent flow. There was no third result.     However.  To this man's surprise, blocked him?  she?  it?  The barrier of mental exploration did not block the sounds coming from inside.  "Ah - Master, I want to -" "Come on. Change your position -" "Yeah~ah~~good~awesome~~~" "Not bad, not bad, let's do it again!" "No.??, it doesn¡¯t work there¡ª¡ª¡± ¡°It doesn¡¯t work if you say it doesn¡¯t work?  I just want to insert it and give it a try!  " "Josina, are you coming too?  Don't be fooled by this guy!  " "Tsk, actually, I changed to a flat one last time. When I touch it, it feels great" "" "Ah -" ¡Á 2. "Hey, the feeling of 3P is really different"  " In the secret, someone was almost gnashing his teeth: "Shuangyue, is this the male elf user you mentioned?  !  He is clearly a scumbag controlled by desire!  " The leader of the Shuangyue clan who was following him was also dumbfounded: "I don't know, there must be some misunderstanding in this.  "    "Misunderstand?  !  I think the biggest misunderstanding is that you have misjudged this person!  Thinking that if you follow him in the future, he will be a good person!  No, the smaller one next to him is still a member of our elf clan, so we can¡¯t let this bastard ruin him!  And he also committed adultery in broad daylight The crime was unforgivable, so he directly stripped the contract between them, and then expelled him from the ancestral land of the elves.  " "Great Elder" Chief Shuangyue wanted to say something else. "I have made up my mind!  I'm going to show you the true face of this bastard human being right now!  ¡± In an instant, a huge amount of spiritual power surged out and hit the space barrier without concealment. Although the space barrier is magical, the gap in cultivation between Tialuka and the Great Elder is too big.  It was too huge, and no matter how exquisite it was, it couldn't make up for the gap. The barrier was twisted like a chastity being run over by a seventy-mile carriage, and then shattered instantly. The leader of Shuangyue who was following behind felt something was wrong. She and Lin Ling.  They had only been dealing with each other for a few days, but it was clear that the other party's thinking was different from ordinary people, and there was also a huge gap in strength and cultivation. Among them Next, the two of them saw a scene that made them completely dumbfounded.  Ling sat on the lawn in a triangle with Tiyaluka and Yoshina. In the middle was a chessboard with countless runes and magic patterns. At this moment, it was Lin Ling's turn to throw away the dice and start to kill. "Hahaha."  , Sure enough, the smoothed dice feels good!  Come, my hero, insert that node!  ¡± ¡ª¡ªTower chess. By the way, it¡¯s a simplified version.
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