There was a loud "dong-dong" sound on the door, and someone seemed to be knocking hard on the door outside the house. The three of them were all stunned when they heard a loud voice calling repeatedly: "Is there anyone? Is there anyone? Open the door quickly!" Then they heard a deep voice scolding: "Cousin! You and I are under the eaves of the house. Is it so rude? Let Brother Yu try." He cleared his throat and said, "Master, how polite is this! Our brother was passing through the treasure land and was in such a state of disarray that I dared to ask the master. Can you please open the door and let us escape for a while?" The mother-in-law said hurriedly: "Coming!" and urged Xuan'er to open the door. Xuan'er glared at Xu Xuan, walked to the door unhurriedly, and took off the wooden bolt. With a "bang" sound, the chai door opened, and one person staggered in with another person riding on his shoulders and neck. At this time, a bolt of lightning happened to light up, illuminating the house brightly. The man was dressed in black and had a scimitar hanging from his waist. He was fair and clean, and had a decent face. However, his eyes were dark and swollen. It was unclear whether he had been beaten or had been hollowed out by wine and sex. His eyes were so dirty. Looking around, he saw that the room was full of old, weak, women and children, and he breathed a sigh of relief. Riding on his shoulders and neck was a rich young man, wearing brocade clothes and a jade belt, a large pearl inlaid on the brim of his hat, seven gems inlaid on the handle of the scimitar at his waist, even his boots were made of white deerskin, and on his head, His right leg was dripping with blood, and his white silk clothes were stained with mud. He looked quite embarrassed, but his expression was very serious. He bowed his hands to the three of them and said: "My surname is Ma, and my double name is Daidai" Xuan Er smiled "chuckily" and was glared at by the man in black, so he had to lower his head and endure it. Mr. Jin Yi hurriedly waved his hands and said: "He who does not know is not guilty, and he who does not know is not guilty. My ancestor's original surname was Wang, and he lived at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain. Later, due to the favor of the Ma family in Xiliang, he changed his surname to Ma. My original name was actually the character '˜Ž'. Jia Yan and Jia Ci were childhood sweethearts. They often sat on the branches of the plum blossom forest and played, so they agreed that when they get married and have children, they should name them "˜Ž" (˜Ž), which sounds like "÷" (meaning "mei"). On the tree, that¡¯s why it was named. But the word ¡®Â혎¡¯ sounded weird, so it was changed to ¡®Ma Dadai¡¯¡¡± Xuan¡¯er couldn¡¯t hold it back any longer and giggled. The man in black raised his arms and threw the young man in brocade to the low stool without any bias, and shouted: "Idiot, please stop saying a few words! Besides, tell me your birth date!" Ma Dadai helped him. Hat, he said sternly: "Cousin An said this! A gentleman acts with all his glory, how can there be any reason to conceal his name and hide his traces?" The man in black ignored him, turned around, bolted the door, and said angrily to the man The mother-in-law said: "We are passing by here, have a bowl of hot tea, and leave when the rain stops. If you have anything to eat, you might as well bring it with you, and I will pay for it for you." The blind mother-in-law kept promising and told Xuan'er Ginger tea soup and two plates of jujube cake and meat cakes were brought. Ma Daidai hurriedly bowed and thanked him, but before he could eat, the man in black devoured most of the food and drank two large bowls of tea soup. Ma Dadai shook his head and said: "I'm sorry! I'm extremely disrespectful!" He cupped his hands towards his mother-in-law and Xu Xuan, and said with a bitter smile: "You guys are laughing! My younger brother is from the South China Sea and doesn't know the etiquette of the Central Plains" "Shut up!" Black-clothed The man slapped his head suddenly, anxious and angry. The horse let out a stunned "Ouch", shrank its neck, staggered, and almost fell over. A silk bag about a foot long fell out of its sleeve, shaking on the ground. Xuan'er said "Huh" and turned to look at Xu Xuan, as if she felt that the bag was quite similar to the "Qiankun Bag" in his arms. Xu Xuan had already sensed that these two people were full of true energy, with a hint of yin and yin, which was a bit strange, especially the man in black, whose eyes were fascinated and he glanced at Bai Suzhen several times, most likely with bad intentions. At the moment, I bear the pain of luck and secretly be on guard. The horse was stunned and the man in black scrambled to grab the bag. In desperation, one of them grabbed a rope, pulled it outward, and actually opened the mouth of the bag, and a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes rolled out. The woman was lying limply by the table, her temples were in confusion, her lips were trembling, and she could not utter a sound. She had a frightened look on her face. She must have had her meridians sealed and could not move. Xu Xuan grew up in a wealthy family, and was most familiar with the dressing up of wealthy women. The woman in front of him wore a white jade dragon hairpin, an jade pendant hanging from her waist, and her skirt was decorated with pearls. If she was not a concubine of the imperial palace, she must be a princess or eldest daughter. Recalling what Xuan'er said before, my heart moved. Could it be that these two people were the flower-picking thieves who caused Lin'an to seal off the city and arrest them? The boy had obviously thought of this, his expression suddenly changed, he staggered back holding the fire stick, and hid behind his mother-in-law. Although he is clever, he is still just a child. If he really encounters a very vicious person, he will inevitably fight with each other and be at a loss. Only the mother-in-law rolled her eyes and looked around blankly, not knowing what was going on. ? ?Electricity danced wildly and thunder roared. The man in black and the horse looked at each other blankly, stretched out with a smile, stood up and said: "I'm sorry, everyone, you guys saw it. If you want to blame it, blame this thunderstorm. As the saying goes, 'Thunderstorm Night' , Crossing the Tribulation and Killing Heaven'" "Cousin, no!" Ma Dadai grabbed his wrist, his face turned red, "How can you and I do such a thing to harmonize all things in the world! "You and I who are determined to pick flowers are those who follow the yin and yang of the universe. Murder is different. Murder is a sin that violates heaven and angers both humans and gods. " The man in black is extremely angry! Laughing, he threw away his hand and said: "What a fool! You are like a hammer when you read! You told me who you are, what your name is, and where you live. If I don't kill them, I will silence them." What can you do!" Ma Dadai shook his head and said: "No, no. Now Zhongnan Mountain is the land of Dajin, and Brother Yu is no longer a citizen of the Song Dynasty. Even if the Zhao Guan family finds out, what can they do to me? And my cousin lives in Nanhai. It has nothing to do with the style of the Song Dynasty. Not to mention that you and I kidnapped a mere princess. Even if we kidnapped the queen and snatched away the noble concubine, the Zhao family could only look back and sigh." The man in black was stunned, and then. He patted his head and cursed: "You bastard! Looking at the ocean and sighing? Looking at the ocean and sighing, you are a hammer! Are we in Zhongnan Mountain now? Are we in the South China Sea? We are at the foot of Maoshan Mountain, only five hundred miles away from the West Lake, everywhere They are all bald and bull-nosed. It¡¯s not too late to brag after you escape!¡± Ma Dudu was not angry, straightened his hat again and said, ¡°My cousin¡¯s words are wrong. Although you and I have ambitions. The business of picking flowers is not that of a rooster or a thief. Now that the Immortal and Buddha Conference is about to gather, it is our opportunity to become famous all over the world. If we kill this old and weak family, who will know that you and I go into the palace at night? What about seducing the crown princess? It only increases the reputation of bullying the weak. How can I see my ancestors again?" Xu Xuan couldn't help laughing when he heard what he said seriously. The man in black glared at him and shouted: "Smile! You are a hammer!" Xu Xuan laughed and said: "I laugh at you two perverted thieves. One has a lustful heart but no lustful courage, and the other has lustful courage but no lustful heart. Together, they can be called the best in the flower-picking world." Ma Daidai couldn't hear the ridicule in his words, and his face was radiant, and he said happily: "This brother is really my best friend! He is brave, but he has no desire to force others into trouble. Only when a husband and wife are in love can they enjoy each other's happiness. How are they any different from beasts? "The man in black said angrily: "Who do you think is a beast? Beast?" He kept slapping him on the head. Ma Daidai seemed to be ignorant, but his reaction was very quick at this moment. He dodged left and right, and kept chattering "What the hell", saying that his cousin claimed to be "the number one thief in the South China Sea", but he only dared to steal incense and jade. , cowardly and wretched, which made him heartbroken. The two of them chased each other more and more urgently, fighting faster and faster, circling around the house. Xu Xuan thought it was funny at first, but after watching it for a while, his contempt disappeared. Although these two prostitutes act like living treasures, their martial arts are quite impressive. They are as fast as the wind, and their true energy is yang with yin in it, which is weird and unpredictable. No wonder the princess could be kidnapped from the heavily guarded palace. The man in black suddenly shouted: "No fight, no fight!" He jumped back on the short stool, grabbed the teapot, poured a few sips into his mouth, smashed it on the table angrily, and said: "Immortal Ban" Damn it! You were hit with a sword in the butt. I am really going to hurt you. My aunt will not be able to spare me!¡± "Jian" and "crotch" refer to thighs, not "butt". You were born in Shu and lived overseas for a long time. You are so ignorant and ignorant that you don't even know the language of our great dynasty. What kind of decency have you become! !" When he mentioned the word "butt", he couldn't help but glance at everyone, looking very embarrassed. The man in black sneered and said, "You idiot, you are already a barbarian from the Kingdom of Jin. You still open your mouth and say 'Celestial Dynasty', you idiot." He glared at Xuan'er who covered his mouth and snickered, and shouted: "Guawazi, Bring me some more food and drink, I will spare your life!" Ma took a few sips of ginger tea and saw the gorgeous lady still curled up on the ground, her eyes full of tears, frightened and pitiful, she quickly put down the tea bowl and shouted "sin" , carefully helped her up and saluted, "Don't be afraid, little lady. My brother and I are not evil people, they are just lustful people. I have lived in Zhongnan Mountain for a long time and have never seen the beauty of the south of the Yangtze River, so I came here with my brother. My brother He said, "The most beautiful places in the world are all in Lin'an. The most beautiful places in Lin'an are all in Da Nei. It's like going out to the West Lake in the spring. I'm honest! If I hadn't been lucky enough to meet my wife the night before, I'd be honest." Who knew there could be such beauty in the world?" The beauty's cheeks were flushed, and the fright in her beautiful eyes was slightly reduced, and she was a little more embarrassed.??. The horse was dazed and stunned for a moment, and sighed: "Hey! There are vines in the wild, and there is no dew. There is a beautiful person, as graceful as the clear air. We meet by chance, and we are together" "Fart! "The man in black put down the tea bowl with a bang and said angrily, "You fell in love with someone when you saw her, but when you turned around and saw a beautiful girl, you forgot about her again. You are a hammer!" *** **** Thank you Li Mei for your monthly votes, and all the brothers and sisters who gave gifts and voted for us! The next chapter will be updated on March 28th. If you like this book, please recommend it, thank you~ (End of this chapter)