"Little Black and Little White, come here." Luo Hui waved to the two dogs.
Xiao Hei Xiao Bai walked over quickly, but instead of coquettishly surrounding Luo Hui as usual, he stood two meters away and looked at Luo Hui with a depressed and pitiful look. .
"It's okay, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai. Xiao Bi is your friend and won't hurt you." Luo Hui knew what was going on. Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai were scared of Xiao Bi Not only were they scared, there was no one on the mountain. The animals are not afraid of Xiao Bi. In the past, the little squirrels, monkeys and even the little thorns all liked to be in close contact with Luo Hui, but now they have to keep a considerable distance from him.
The little black and white heads shook like rattles. Although they have been systematically genetically modified and are extremely spiritual, they are not human beings after all. The fear from the heart cannot be eliminated as easily as Luo Hui, even if it is common. Xiaobi and Luo Hui are intimate.
"Xiao Bi, let's play for now." Luo Hui took out the sweetly sleeping little green snake from his trouser pocket, put it aside, and faced Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai.
" Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai had a look of relief on their faces. They leaned against Luo Hui's body and rubbed their faces against Luo Hui's. Their two tails were like clockwork, wagging.
Luo Hui touched the heads of the two dogs and gave them considerable recognition for their performance tonight, "Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai did very well tonight Whenever there is an emergency in the future, we must protect Zhu." Building, protect the safety of the people in the bamboo building, especially the safety of your Aunt Xiaoqian and the babies, you know? "
Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai nodded obediently.
"Well, there is still a task now. You need to complete it"
Luo Hui explained briefly and went down the mountain alone.
After receiving the order, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai roared in that direction a few times, and immediately three big dogs came from the darkness to the bamboo house. Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai are like commanders. Luo Hui's order was relayed to them, and then the five dogs headed to the five incident locations at a very fast speed - their mission was very simple, that is, to publicize Luo Hui's 'will'.
Luo Hui drove his Q5 and passed by the door of Gao Ge's house. His old house was brightly lit. It happened that Gao Ge and Gao Shuan's father and son came out, one holding a kitchen knife and the other holding a hatchet. Their hair was wet and their steps were a little frivolous. . Apparently after being poured cold water on by the ladies. Both of them were still drunk.
"Xiao Hui, you came just in time. Xiao Shuan was about to call you There was a thief in the village, let's go catch the thief together." Gao Ge smelled of alcohol, and looked a little excited and angry like Gao Zong. "Damn it, you dare to come to our Gaojia Village to act wild, you dare to attack our Gaojia Village, there will be no return for them today"
"Yes, let them never come back." Gao Shuan, who was usually introverted and honest, was also very excited under the influence of alcohol. This made Luo Hui secretly glad that he let Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai and the others issue the 'imperial edict'. It's true, otherwise under the violence of hundreds of drunkards, those five thieves would really be in trouble.
Open the car door. Gaozong and Gao Shuan sat in the back seat. Of course, they held the knife tightly in their hands to catch the thief.
Luo Hui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Brother Zong Shuanzi, put your knives back. The thief has been caught. We are going to see what the specific situation is."
"Caught?" Gao Ge and Gao Shuan were stunned. They didn't receive a call from anyone, they just heard dogs barking all over the village, and then they heard many people shouting "Catch the thief, catch the thief." In fact, there are still many people in the village shouting to catch the thief, and those people definitely don't know the specific situation.
Gao Shuanhuo asked, "What on earth is going on with Xiaohui?"
"I don't know what happened. Uncle Zong just called me and said that the thief was caught. I guess it must be the dogs. After all, the dogs are not trained in vain." Luo Fai said half-seriously.
"Well, the thief was caught by the dogs" The excitement in the words of the father and son was mixed with a bit of disappointment. The excitement was naturally because the thief was caught, and the disappointment was also because the thief was caught ¡Originally, they were drunk and brave, and they wanted to show off.
Bang!
The father and son threw the knife into Shaiguping.
Luo Hui stepped on the accelerator and drove the Q5 towards the entrance of the village.
Along the way, I saw many young and strong old men, each holding a flashlight and carrying weapons such as knives, forks and hoes, and trotted towards the entrance of the village as if they were beaten to blood.
In other parts of the village, there are also flashlights swaying everywhere, people shouting "catch the thief, beat the thief" and other boiling voices everywhere, the sound of dogs barking everywhere and there are chickens, cattle, sheep, pigs and other poultry in the pens. The domestic animals were awakened, and they seemed to be unwilling to lag behind and flashed their throats one after another.
In short, the entire Gaojia Village at this moment is completelyIf the pot is boiling all over the earth, it will be like a chicken and a dog, and the chicken and the dog are jumping around!
Luo Hui looked at all this and smiled bitterly.
When he arrived at the door of Gaozong's house, his face was rosy with the alcohol still on his head. He was smoking a cigarette and looking over here. His expression was excited, anxious and angry, indicating that he had been waiting for Luo Hui for a long time.
Q5 stopped beside him, Gaozong sat on the passenger seat, and instead of speaking in a hurry, he sneered.
His sneer was very cunning and disdainful, but he was even more angry. He took a long drag on his cigarette, popped the cigarette butt out of the window, and then cursed viciously, "You stupid bastard, you actually We in Gaojia Village have become fat pigs, and everyone wants to cut off a piece of our flesh"
Hearing his grumbling words, Luo Hui certainly understood what was going on, but Gao Ge and Gao Shuan were baffled. Gao Shuan couldn't help but interrupt and asked, "Uncle Zong, you all want to cut us off? What's going on?"
"Tmd, there are five groups of thieves visiting our village tonight" Gaozong stretched out his hand and gritted his teeth. He felt like he wanted to eat those thieves alive one by one He was really angry. Five groups of thieves were the same. What is the concept of visiting the same village at night? Moreover, these are only the ones that are known to have been caught by the dogs. Who knows how many there are that have not been caught?
"What? A thief?" Gao Ge and Gao Shuan ate three kilograms, and opened their mouths in shock. Even the dinosaur eggs were stuffed in. They were really frightened. They really couldn't imagine it!
Gao Shuan finally closed his mouth, but still asked in disbelief, "Uncle Zong, are you sure there are five groups of thieves?"
"What's so sure about this? I just received a call. Five groups of thieves have been caught by a bunch of dogs." Gaozong said.
"You've caught them all? That's great!" Gao Shuan was startled, then geared up and became even more excited, "Uncle Zong, what are you going to do with those five thieves?"
"What else can we do to deal with the scum that endangers society? Just beat him to death with sticks and bury him. We, Gaojia Village, will do justice to God!" Gaozong's eyes were red and murderous.
"Okay, you should be beaten to death!" Gao Ge Gaozong echoed loudly. The evil aura of the father and son was not much weaker than that of Gaozong.
Looking at these three murderous guys in the car, Luo Hui couldn't even laugh or cry. He really didn't expect that these villagers of Gaojiacun, who usually seemed honest and simple, had such a hot little universe hidden in their hearts. After being inspired, Below, the angry flames that burst out were really terrifying. Of course, Luo Hui knew that in addition to stimulating their small universe, there was also the stimulating effect of alcohol.
"Hey, Xiaohui, you just said you can't lynching thieves?" After calming down a little, Gaozong remembered what Luo Hui had told him when he called Luo Hui before.
"Lynching is a crime. Killing a thief is even more a crime of murder. You have to pay with your life" Luo Hui said with a wry smile. As the head of a village and a cadre of the country and the party, this fat old man knows everything. Why do you act like a legal illiterate when it comes to this matter?
"It's okay. No one will care about dealing with thieves, and neither will the law." Gaozong kept talking, "Even if we kill all five groups of thieves, it will be okay"
Song Gaozong and his son once again echoed the song.
Luo Hui was speechless, too lazy to talk nonsense with them, so he took out his cell phone and dialed Big Fatty's number.
As the secretary of the town committee, Big Fat certainly knows the customs of Gaojia Village. He was originally going to come to Gaojia Village to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival and have fun with the people tonight, but for the sake of lifelong happiness and sexual happiness, he went to Liu Ruyun's house. , after coming back in the evening, I was indeed extremely sexually happy, the sheets rolled over and over, three times in a row!
Big Fatty¡¯s physique is naturally incomparable to Luo Hui¡¯s. After rolling on the sheets three times in a row, his two eggs, two legs, and a third leg were all soft. He was sleeping soundly like a pig at the moment.
¡°Ding ding, ding, ding¡¡± The cell phone on the bedside table rang.
Normally, the big fat guy is sleeping soundly, tired and sleepy. When he hears the ringtone of his cell phone, he will be angry at the guy for being so indifferent, or even ignore it. However, when Fei Fei Fang heard the bell ringing, it was as if he had heard some kind of call. There seemed to be a spring on his butt, and he sat up on the ground. The call came in the middle of the night. Either something important had happened, or the superior leader was out of his mind to harass him. ¡ª¡ªThis is the realization that Big Fatty has gained after spending several years in the officialdom!
The big fat guy didn¡¯t even turn on the light. He immediately grabbed his cell phone and looked at the caller ID: Teruko.
The fat man thought he had made a mistake. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked again. Yes, it was Huizi.
"Damn it, Huizi is a god damned person. He called me in the middle of the night. He must be full after eating"
The fat man thought Luo Hui was having a seizure to amuse him. He was so depressed and angry. He pressed the buttonHe pressed the call button and said in a barrage of fire, "Huizi, you are a thunderous guy, what kind of arrogance are you doing in the middle of the night? I don't know if my brother is sleeping soundly You guy, if you don't give your brother To put it another way, I will drive a big truck to your place tomorrow and I have to fill it up!"
Smelling that the fat man was about to run away, Luo Hui smiled heartlessly, "Did the fat man just do something bad, and the phone suddenly rang, scaring you into impotence and premature ejaculation?"
"Come on, let's vent, brother, I have sex three times tonight, I'm so tired" The fat man said angrily, and suddenly his ears hurt, but the wonderful man beside him grabbed his life