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    Listening to Zhou Yu's eloquent words, Zhou Dingbang was completely confused and couldn't help but ask: "Ergouzi, wait a minute, didn't we just talk about Rhodiola rosea? Why did we start talking about pharmaceuticals when we got here?  ? By the way, what pill were you talking about just now? " "Haha, Uncle San, it's the Bu Lao Pill. Let me tell you, that medicine is very effective. It's definitely a miracle medicine." Zhou Yu explained with a smile.  "Oh? Miracle medicine? What disease does this thing cure?" Zhou Dingbang continued to ask.  "Well" Zhou Yu was immediately stopped by the question. Based on his third uncle's knowledge, wouldn't he be beaten if he revealed the medicinal properties of this pill?  But if he didn¡¯t say it, wouldn¡¯t there be Zhou Dabiao?  Seeing that the second brother was embarrassed to say something, Zhou Dabiao took over and said carelessly: "Uncle Third, in fact, you can understand this ageless pill as an aphrodisiac. It is specially designed to treat men's impotence, premature ejaculation, and soreness in the waist and legs. In short, it is  It can cure those problems. But this medicine has no side effects. It is said that it is very effective. And even people who are not sick can strengthen their body and beautify their skin after taking it. It is definitely a miracle medicine" Zhou Dingbang heard this.  After a while of trembling, he didn't listen to a word of what the eldest nephew said next. He just remembered the previous sentence. The elixir of love is a fucking aphrodisiac!  Thinking of this, Zhou Dingbang became very angry. It was said that since the great god Pangu created the world, and Nuwa made humans out of clay, and then to the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors in the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties until today, from the time when the ancestors of the Zhou family transformed from monkeys to humans and now they have started to develop on the land of China.  I have never heard of anyone from any generation selling aphrodisiacs?  ¡°I didn¡¯t expect that in my next life, two people would suddenly appear selling aphrodisiacs, and not only would they sell them, but they would also make them.  This is so fucking embarrassing, someone will poke out all the bones in your spine.  I saw Zhou Dabiao still talking eloquently about the wonders of the Pill.  Zhou Dingbang lifted up his muddy yellow rubber shoes and flew over, landing hard on Zhou Dabiao's butt.  "Oh my god. Third uncle, why are you kicking me?" Zhou Dabiao asked aggrievedly.  "Why are I kicking you? Mom, what are you two shameless people thinking about all day long? Are you crazy about money? Do you want to make aphrodisiacs? I'll kick you to death.  "What's the difference between you and being a gangster?" "Hey, Uncle San, are you talking a little bit wrong? How can you be a gangster? This is a serious business," Zhou Dabiao said with reason.  Zhou Yu couldn¡¯t help laughing when he saw his elder brother¡¯s aggrieved look, and Zhou Dingbang became even more angry when he saw Zhou Yu¡¯s look.  He pointed at him fiercely and said: "Er Gouzi, why are you laughing? I think you are the culprit. Damn you two, just wait for me. This matter is not over yet. Wait until I tell the old man to look at him."  How can I deal with you? You are still young and want to make aphrodisiacs. Why don¡¯t you make atomic bombs if you are capable? "Zhou Yuxin said I must be able to make that thing too?  But you can't talk back at this time, otherwise the third uncle will go crazy and the two brothers will have to lie here today.  So he pretended to be extremely aggrieved and said: "Uncle, could you please be more reasonable? What's so shameful about making aphrodisiacs? Big foreign companies have made a lot of money by making aphrodisiacs.  This business is very popular now, and it's fair and aboveboard. What can't you do? " "Oh, I've turned against you, come on. I won't talk nonsense to you anymore. Let's go to the mountain to see your grandpa right away.  What they said. Damn it, you two little bastards ruined my good mood today. I¡¯ll deal with you two later.¡± After saying that, I wanted to go back.  Zhou Yu knew that the third uncle¡¯s thoughts and knowledge would not be able to understand the matter of making a pill, so it would be better to simply take all these elders to the mountain and brainwash them all at once, otherwise they would be in trouble in the future.  But these two brothers are also full of grievances now.  You must know that it was Huzi who brought up the idea of ??making the Pill. Good guy, the two brothers enjoyed it in advance before the boss even got scolded.  It is said that in a war, brothers go into battle and father and son fight.  We share blessings and share hardships. At this moment, both brothers were scolded and it was not good for the third child to be left behind.  So Zhou Yu also revealed the mastermind Zhou Hu.  Zhou Dingbang was made red faced at first, but in the end he went home angrily to find a stick.  After Zhou Dingbang left, the two unscrupulous brothers Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao burst out laughing. Then they hurriedly got in the car and returned to the mountain, where they found Zhou Hu who was teasing the old men.  "Huzi, do you still have the mind to chat here? My third uncle went home to find a stick and will come over to deal with you later." Zhou Dabiao said loudly when he came to the pond.  Who knew that Zhou Hu was still there, lying on the wicker chair without any pain or itching and talking lazily??: "Trick the tiger away from the mountain? Brother Dabiao, how old are you and are you still playing tricks like this with me? Don't let me look down on you." "Damn, who is playing tricks with you? What I said is all true.  Yes, the third uncle really went home to look for sticks." Hearing what his elder brother said didn't sound like a lie, Zhou Hu quickly sat up and asked tremblingly: "Brother Da Biao, why?  Why are you trying to deal with me? "How honest am I?"  Honestly, there are no fucking people in this world." Mr. Zhao next to him rolled his eyes after hearing Zhou Hu's words and started to stir up trouble.  Zhou Hu didn¡¯t have time to argue with these old men now. Instead, he looked at his elder brother with a sad face, wondering why his father wanted to deal with him.  "Haha, well, actually, your Ergou brother and I just told your dad about your plan to make elixirs. Who would have thought that before we could explain, he would go home in a hurry to find a stick."  "Look, look, this is my biological brother. I mean, do you two dislike me for living a comfortable life? Do you two have brains in your brains? Can such a thing be reconciled?  Did he say that? It's no wonder that his old brain is not angry. "Oh, I have been so unlucky for eight lifetimes that I have two brothers. Oh my god, open your eyes and see, damn it."  It¡¯s so unfair. It¡¯s hard to guard against domestic thieves. It¡¯s hard to guard against domestic thieves!¡± The guy wailed a few times and quickly slipped out of his chair. After looking around and seeing no enemy, he ran away. He didn¡¯t even dare to go back to the house, and he didn¡¯t know where he had gotten into.  Went into the woods.  It made the old men around him laugh, but this time someone took it out on him.  After a while, there was a lot of excitement on Phoenix Mountain. Zhou Dingguo and Zhou Dingbang, each carrying an elm stick, were searching around angrily. Wang Guilan's third aunt, her daughter-in-law, and her two sisters followed closely behind, constantly blocking the master.  Behind them were nine confused princes and many old men, which made the tourists on the mountain think they were filming a movie.  It is said that after Huzi escaped, Zhou Yu also ran away after Zhou Dabiao reminded him. Although he betrayed Huzi and said he was the mastermind, how could Huzi do such a big thing without his own support?  So if he was beaten, he probably wouldn't be able to run away, so Zhou Yu also had a big shift.  After searching around the mountain for two times, no one was found. Zhou Dabiao invited these angry elders to the pond with laughter and talk, so that everyone could rest for a while and gather enough strength to continue searching later.  After everyone sat down, Taigong Li asked with some confusion: "I said that we would establish a country and a state. When you came up, you two men aggressively tried to educate the children, saying that they had done immoral things. We are all still confused now.  "Why?" Zhou Dingbang replied breathlessly: "Grandpa Li, I don't have the shame to tell you. I don't know what the two brats Ergouzi and Huzi are thinking, but they want to make aphrodisiac."  Selling it out, don¡¯t you think it¡¯s bullshit? What¡¯s the difference between this and being a hooligan? Doesn¡¯t it bring shame to our ancestors? If we don¡¯t educate them well this time, we don¡¯t know what kind of tricks they will come up with in the future.  "Aphrodisiac"?" All the old men took a breath. They knew that these two guys were not taking the usual path, but they didn't expect it to be so extreme. Damn, you really dare to think about it.  "Yes, they are making aphrodisiacs, and they are brazenly saying that they want to squeeze Viagra out of China, and that they want their elixirs to break out of Asia and go to the world. "Grandpas, uncles and gents, listen to these two  It¡¯s not enough for the little bastard to be embarrassed in China, but he wants to be embarrassed abroad. It¡¯s really unacceptable not to deal with it,¡± Zhou Dingbang said with a blushing face.  "(To be continued)
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