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    Maybe it was because he was severely frightened. The kid couldn't use his legs anymore. Now he could no longer walk upright. He climbed up to a big tree next to him using his hands and feet and started retching Maybe it was because he was too frightened.  Seriously, this kid couldn't use his legs anymore. He climbed under a big tree nearby and started retching This scene scared everyone so much that Lao Cao seemed to know something. He had a big face.  It turned red all of a sudden.  This scene happened very quickly. When Zhou Yu woke up and thought about helping Hu Zi, another person got out of the car.  Wearing black sunglasses and flashy clothes, with a ponytail on the back of her head, she walked with a swaying step, looking like a fairy.  "Damn it, whose daughter is this? Why did she run into the third child's car? And you guys don't seem to be enjoying the bearish look on the third child? Also, didn't Lao Cao go to pick up our cousin?  Who the hell can tell me what's going on?" Zhou Dabiao turned to Zhou Yu and Lao Cao.  Lao Cao chuckled twice and said sheepishly: "What about that? Our cousin is a person with a strong yin energy. That person in the tiger's car is not someone's daughter, that is our cousin, a pure man." "  Hahaha Mengzi, Mengzi, just fool me, can that little goblin be our cousin? I won't believe it, she is obviously a girl!" Zhou Dabiao burst into tears.  But Zhou Dabiao felt something was wrong while he was smiling. Why were the brothers around him looking at him like that?  It's like looking at two idiots.  Qian Fei in the crowd held back his laughter and said, "Brother Biao, you may not have noticed just now. You see, his Adam's apple is quite big, and the shoes he wears are clearly men's casual shoes, and his chest is also flat.  Based on the above, that guy is clearly a man. " Zhou Dabiao quickly wiped his eyes and took a closer look. Only then did he realize that Qian Fei was right. The guy who looked like a big girl was really a man.  ¡°After getting out of the car, the guy twisted his buttocks and walked to Huzi, trying to help Huzi up.  Unexpectedly, Huzi was so frightened that he didn't care about vomiting. He didn't know where he got the strength to jump up and ran towards Zhou Yu and the others.  After knowing that the guy in front was Lao Cao's cousin, everyone felt relieved and couldn't help laughing at the same time. It seemed that this guy was also a top performer and could compete with Lao Cao.  Seeing Huzi abandoning the guest and running over, Lao Cao Hu complained with a face: "I said Sanluzi, you said how old you are, how can you be so ignorant? My cousin is an expert  . If I didn¡¯t show off my face, you wouldn¡¯t be able to pay me for it. Tell me, how could you leave me behind?¡± Finally seeing his relatives, Zhou Hu held his eldest brother and gasped.  After hearing what Lao Cao said, he was so angry that he pointed at Lao Cao and cursed: "Lao Cao, Lao Cao, what's the reason for our enmity between the two brothers? Damn it, you asked me to pick up your cousin, this is  Is this a job for a man? What the hell is that? He looks like a man, but he talks and dresses like a woman.  Yes, we can understand, right? But holy shit, as soon as I got in the car, this guy told me I had a good figure. He pinched and touched me all the way. If it wasn¡¯t for your sake, I would have  I strangled him to death. I endured it again and again, and God blessed me, and I finally came to the mountain with my innocence intact. Otherwise, I wouldn¡¯t have the face to see Xiaoxiao again.¡± At this point, Huzi burst into tears.  He said loudly: "Old Cao, I called you grandpa. Don't let me deal with him in the future. Even a pure man can't afford to hurt him." "Hahaha" The people around laughed.  Lao Cao was also amused.  At this time, the cousin also came closer to everyone, took off his sunglasses and put his hands on his hips and shouted softly to Lao Cao: "Hey, cousin, why are you talking about me coming so far away?"  Come here to help you, why don¡¯t you come over to greet me? Huh. You¡¯re so heartless. I¡¯ll ignore you next time.¡± Lao Cao quickly ran over, stretched out his hand and said with a smile, ¡°Hey, Nobita.  Welcome, you see, brother and I are here to welcome you. Everyone has been hoping for you for a long time. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.  My brother will burst into tears if I keep talking after seeing you. " "Hmph, you have a conscience, but don't be sensational anymore. I had a hard time putting on makeup this morning. If you really want to cry, don't ruin it.  , It will be ugly by then." The two brothers were chatting.  But people like Zhou Yu next to him couldn't stand it anymore. It turned out that Lao Cao's cousin was not very yin-yin.  She has a fair complexion, a pair of watery peach blossom eyes, and a sweet voice when she talks.  Look at this outfit again, redThe large black and white plaid trousers are tight on the body, and if they exert a little force, they will probably be stretched open.  He wears a light pink long-sleeved T-shirt on his upper body, a light green windbreaker on the outside, and a pair of white European-style casual shoes on his feet, and he has no socks on.  Seeing this, everyone thought that apart from the parts on his body that were male, the rest, including his thoughts and heart, was 100% a pussy.  Thinking of this, everyone looked at Zhou Hu with sympathy and pity in their eyes. How much suffering did this child have to suffer along the way from the village to the county seat?  At this time, Lao Cao brought his cousin to Zhou Yu and said with a smile: "Brother, this is my cousin. His real name is Wu Yingxiong, and his English name is Android. He is good at training in the service industry and makeup planning.  He is very proficient. This is what he learned in the UK.¡± After that, he said to Zhou Yu: ¡°Nobita, let me introduce you. This is Mr. Zhou Yu who I often tell you. He is the life and death of my brother.  Brother, you two are the same age, but you don¡¯t have a birthday older than yours, so you have to call me Brother Zhou.¡± As soon as he said this, people like Zhou Dabiao and Sun Tao couldn¡¯t help but laugh out loud. How could such a damn person be so sinister?  Called Hero, and the English name can also be called Android?  Isn¡¯t that mobile phone system software?  Before Zhou Yu could speak, Wu Yingxiong's peach blossom eyes instantly lit up when he saw the dashing and suave Zhou Yu, and he said with a smile on his face: "Hey, this is Brother Zhou? He's so handsome.  It makes people's little hearts beat wildly, it's annoying" Zhou Yu smiled bitterly, but the smile looked about the same as crying. He thought that he could still be attracted by such a thing.  Is it okay?  But you invited me here yourself, so even if you don¡¯t like it, you still have to get down to business, right?  Thinking of this, Zhou Yu endured the extreme discomfort in his heart and said with a smile: "Brother Wu, right? Welcome to Fenghuang Mountain. We are a small place here. If there is any lack of hospitality in the past few days, please let me know.  Don't mind." Zhou Yu rolled his eyes, and Wu Yingxiong scolded: "Brother Zhou is so polite. Besides, you are so cool, handsome, and suave. Even if you don't treat me well, I can still blame you.  ? In that case, you still feel heartbroken? " Being looked at so affectionately by a grown man and listening to his disgusting words, Zhou Yu felt that he would go crazy if he continued like this.  So he resisted vomiting, and said to Wu Yingxiong in the spirit of a dead Taoist friend but a poor Taoist: "Haha, what kind of handsome guy am I? Look at the brothers around me, which one is not more handsome than me?" After speaking, he pointed  He pointed at Brother Da Biao and the brothers from the special forces beside him.  ¡°It¡¯s no wonder that Zhou Dabiao and these demobilized special forces are in really good shape. In addition to the high temperature in Phoenix Mountain, everyone is wearing close-fitting T-shirts, and their toned muscles are highlighted, making them extremely masculine and powerful.  At this time, Wu Yingxiong's eyes were not enough. He put his hands on his chest and said like an idiot: "Oh, why are there so many strong men? I am so happy. I just saw it along the way. The mountains and rivers here are beautiful and the flowers are everywhere."  The scenery is beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the scenery is pleasant, and there are so many handsome men. I will stay a few more days this time to get close to everyone. The handsome men are my favorite" In the end, Brother Zhou Yu and a few  Lao Cao sweated and persuaded this living ancestor to come into the house and asked him to take a good rest and stop being a nymphomaniac. Then Zhou Yu dragged Lao Cao out.  "Brother Cao, I'm scared now. You said you knew your cousin was like this, so why did you call him here? Didn't you see that you scared Brother Sun and the others so much that their legs were shaking? Then  The helper is an elite, even if he loses his head, he can't be so scared, right? Really, who do you think you want to find? Why don't you bring a "demon" here?" Zhou Yu said to Lao Cao after walking a short distance from the door.  The men next to him also complained about Lao Cao, especially Sun Tao. The living ancestor just now almost touched his chest, and the goosebumps on his body have not gone away yet.  Lao Cao scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "Brothers, don't be angry. I'm still fucking confused about this matter. Wasn't my cousin like this before? This kid  He's a bit feminine, but he's definitely a man. I didn't expect him to become like this after not seeing each other for a few years. No, I have to go over and ask what's going on later" By the way, when Zhou Yu and others came out,  Wu Yingxiong in the room quickly locked the door after putting away his backpack. After everyone left, the guy fell on the bed and laughed so hard that he even cried.  "If other people were here, they would find that this boy's eyes are not rosy, but have a hint of a man's composure."And that laugh can be considered heroic, he is clearly a pure man.
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