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Text Chapter 616: Buying a Car 1

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    This store was opened by a friend of Liu Sanpao. Liu Sanpao was very happy when he first came in, but after seeing the performance of these two guys, Liu Sanpao was filled with doubts.  Especially the girls in charge of sales in the store giggled even more when they saw the performance of the two guys. Now Lao Liu couldn't calm down. This was too fucking embarrassing, so he shouted loudly.  : "Hey, hey, Xiao Cao Huzi, what are you two doing? Why did you climb into the car? Do you buy a car like this? It's a car, isn't it for a big girl?" Zhou Yu couldn't help laughing, while Zhou Dabiao  I secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, I didn't run past those two boys just now. Otherwise, if I had to lie down on the car now, wouldn't I be embarrassed by others?  But are Lao Cao and Hu Zi people who care about face?  How much does that stuff cost per pound?  So after listening to Liu Sanpao's words, his face didn't even turn red.  Lao Cao was still lying on the hood of the car with his big face on it and said matter-of-factly: "I'm talking to you, uncle, will you buy a car? What is the most important thing when buying a car now? It's not power or comfort.  , but it depends on whether it is strong. Do you think Huzi and I climbed up because we were excited when we saw the car? If you think so, then I have to say to you solemnly: You are wrong!  "Lao Cao said righteously: "Do you know the meaning of our actions? Forget it, I won't hide it from you. In fact, we are checking the sturdiness of these two cars. If even the weight of the two of us is  If you can¡¯t hold it in, who dares to buy this car?¡± The owner of the car shop, Zhang, couldn¡¯t bear it anymore and asked loudly: ¡°I¡¯ve bought cars for so many years and I¡¯ve never seen you test the car like this.  "Lao Cao rolled his eyes and said cheekily: "Hey boss, is it because you didn't meet our brothers earlier? Let me tell you, it's actually not easy to test the car like this.  When I bought the car from Brother Da Biao, I tried it with a big hammer. My driving skills were not good, and I would crash with others every now and then. Fortunately, my car was strong, so I don¡¯t even have a scar on my body.  No. But I lost a lot of money. So from then on, I made up my mind that if I buy another car, it must meet three criteria. The first one is solid, the second one is also solid, and you guess the last one.  ? Congratulations, you guessed correctly, it's still strong" Watching Lao Cao playing tricks.  Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao didn't think anything of it, after all, they were used to it, but Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei were thinking about death now. Damn it, their reputations were ruined in the hands of this bastard.  At this time, Zhou Hu's eyes froze for a few times and he said meaningfully: "Oh, second uncle. I think what you just said is wrong. What do you mean, this is a car and not a girl? For a man,  Aren¡¯t cars and wives the same? When looking for a wife, we need to find someone who is healthy and strong. If we find a sick wife, we will have to cry for the rest of our lives. I just tried it, and the car is still very strong. I tried my best.  After pressing it for a few times, I found that it was not deformed at all. It¡¯s just that I don¡¯t like the style of this car. How can it be streamlined? If it is as square as a tank, it would be high-end and classy. How awesome would it be to drive?  ? The other cars looked at us so much that we had to take a detour. But the next best thing is, although this car is a little more obscene, I can just buy a few of them if they are cheap.  "Manager Zhang's face turned green at this time. He looked at Lao Cao and Zhou Hu, who were still lying on the car with their faces pressed against the car hood. He poked Liu Sanpao, who was covering his face next to him, and asked tremblingly:  "Liu Sanpao, are you and Lao Liu just picking up money today, or are you here to tease me in broad daylight? I said where did you two find these two living treasures? Why don't you use a fucking hammer?  Testing a car? You don¡¯t even try this on a tank, right? Also, why did that guy say my car was dirty just now? His car is really dirty, but do you two have the parts?  Guys, tell me. Are you here specifically to cause trouble? " "Hahahaha" Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei were talking awkwardly just now, but after hearing what Boss Zhang said,  It was so interesting that I couldn¡¯t help laughing.  Liu Yunfei smiled while wiping his tears and said: "Haha, Lao Zhang, why do you think you are angry? Sanpao and I sincerely brought our friends here to take care of your business, otherwise you would think we are so boring.  Are you kidding me?" At this time, Liu Sanpao chuckled and said without conscience, "I told you, Lao Zhang, that you're just talking nonsense. In fact, what I said is that you should check the strength of the car before buying it.  Is there anything wrong?" Boss Zhang gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, just jump on the car to check the strength of the car and just pretend that I don't know anything about it.It¡¯s a quick glance, but why is my car so obscene?  " "This?"  " Liu Sanpao didn't know how to explain it. So he shouted angrily at Zhou Hu: "Hey, you two guys, Huzi Xiaocao, come here quickly and explain it to me. Maybe you can explain it later.  If I am happy, I can even give you a 50% discount.  " Lao Zhang gritted his teeth and looked at Liu Sanpao, wishing he could bite him to death. This guy has such a big mouth, and he still gives him a 50% discount? Do you really want to do that and have to pay for your own death? " Zhou Hu and Lao Cao heard Liu Sanpao's words  Then he climbed down from the car smoothly and came to everyone. He said in a haughty tone: "Oh, boss Zhang, I'm sorry. When I say obscene, I mean it's one level lower than a tank. Besides, you  If this high-end, stylish and classy car could really become obscene, how many cars would it have to seduce rich women?  " Lao Zhang knew that he had encountered a shameless person today. If he continued to talk, he might not be able to grow "xiaojiji" in these cars, so he quickly nodded to express his forgiveness and hoped that he would just do it.  Stop, don't talk anymore. But Zhou Hu had no intention of stopping. The car he touched just now was absolutely high-end and classy. It was so rare that he had to buy it no matter what.  But such a good car is probably not worth 300,000 yuan, so I have to negotiate the price carefully so that Brother Ergou doesn¡¯t waste his money. ¡°Uncle Zhang, you are so kind, just like Guanyin Bodhisattva.  It seems that people can't help but want to get close to you as soon as they see you. If this were in ancient times, you are guaranteed to be the leader of a party.  " Everyone likes to hear good words. After hearing Zhou Hu's praise, Lao Zhang's face finally improved and he said humbly: "Haha, how can it be so exaggerated?  But my face looks really kind-hearted, many people have said so.  " "Hey, look, let me make it right, right?  " After the boy finished speaking, he changed the subject and continued: "By the way, Uncle Zhang, look, I made you angry just now because I couldn't speak. Well, don't give me a 50% discount on this car. Why don't you give me a 50% discount on this car?  I will pay you 40% off, and the extra discount will be regarded as my apology to you.  "You must never be polite to me. I'm a face-saving person. If you really hurt my face, I would jump into the river. Do you believe it?"  " Lao Zhang was dumbfounded at this moment. When did he say that he would give him a 50% discount? Didn't Liu Sanpao say that as a joke? He, why are there such shameless people? No wonder  He rubbed his face against the car hood just now. He is so thick-skinned that he is not afraid of showing off his feelings. Just when Boss Zhang wanted to voice his objection, Lao Cao, who had been snickering just now, immediately said to Huzi with emotion: "Huzi."  Son, my brother is very happy now. You didn't take advantage like before, but you added a 10% discount on top of the 50% discount. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Although I am a bastard for not taking advantage of others, but this is what a man should be, he must be moral and responsible, and every spit is a nail.  Well, in that case, the car I bought just now is 40% off. We are men, so we should be more generous, don¡¯t you think?  " "Yes, yes, hey, Brother Cao, why don't you tell me that I like to be with you?"  What you say is true and things can be done clearly. I have learned a lesson" "I know clearly that the scene in front of me cannot be more real, but why does Lao Zhang feel that he is dreaming? This is his own shop, okay?  Okay? But why did the two guys in front of me decide on the discount when they were talking? Isn't this shameful? The guy in front of me is shameless, but the guy behind me feels even more shameless.  Shameless? Seeing Lao Zhang¡¯s stunned look, Liu Sanpao couldn¡¯t hold back his laughter, stepped forward and patted him twice and joked: ¡°Hey Lao Zhang, why are you so stupid? Just say a few words.  ?  Is it possible that they really gave them a 40% discount on these two cars?  "    "Fight tickets?  If I really got a 40% discount, it would be my turn to jump into the river.  Okay, Liu Sanpao, you are here with an expert today. Brother, my eyes are really opened. Damn it, I have never met someone so eloquent in my life.  Well, just think that I want to make friends with experts. Fortunately, I still have a few of these two cars in my hands. If you are really interested in buying them, I will give you a 20% discount on those two cars. If you find them too expensive  If so, I will applaud you to see you off, because our business cannot be done without kindness and righteousness.  " Boss Zhang was really frightened by Lao Cao and Hu Zi. He endured the pain and shouted out a 20% discount. If these two guys can buy it, buy it. If you can't buy it, get out. He said that his heart really can't bear the two of them.  The second round was devastated. Zhou Yu, Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei looked at each other, and the three nodded. This discount was already a big deal, so Zhou Yu said to Boss Zhang: "Hello, Manager Zhang, these two cars are different.  What's the price?  You can probably introduce it to us. If it's almost the same, we'll come soon.Just pay and pick up the car.  By the way, if I buy four cars at once, can I save more?  "
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