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Volume 2: A Laugh in the Sea. One of the Drafts of the New Book: The Happy Life of the Post-80s King Yama Chapter 3

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    One of the drafts of the new book: Chapter 3 of the happy life of King Yama born in the 1980s Lu Wan actually has always had a good temper.  But at this moment, he really wanted to curse.  It took a lot of effort to control himself, and he said patiently: "Yes, yes, it is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others. You are right. But it also depends on the specific situation, right? It's useless for me to ask for myself now.  Not to mention the stalker, just those dozen lickers could tear me into pieces immediately. Brother Jialuodaikari, I know you can save people like putting out fire.  Don't be humble at this time." Jialuodaikari nodded solemnly and said: "Yes, Lord, in your current situation, it is too much to say that it is a waste snack, but in fact it is not much different.  Of course, that’s okay. It’s like this for everyone in the beginning. Well, this Jialuo Palace has been without an owner for hundreds of thousands of years. It took a lot of effort to find an owner.  When a candidate like you appears, I don’t want you to fall so quickly, so please rest assured that I will do my best to give you the greatest help within the scope of my authority and help you tide over the difficulties.”  Lu Wan doesn't know if it's true or false if it's tens of thousands of years or something like that.  However, this Garudaikari must have been lonely for a long time, so once he finds someone to talk to, he immediately talks non-stop and looks like a talkative person.  Lu Wan was so upset when he met such a slow doctor that he lost his temper.  He had no choice but to smile bitterly and said: "Brother Jia Luo Dai Shou, don't keep playing with these empty words, can you give us some real stuff?" Jia Luo Dai Shou nodded and said, "You want some solid stuff? Okay. Please take a look." The words were just spoken.  Luo, one of the eight mirrors that were constantly rotating around the throne suddenly broke away from its original trajectory and automatically moved to the front of the throne.  A grocery store was clearly visible in the mirror. Above the door of the store, there was a tattered signboard with three words clearly written on it: Commissary.  Lu Wan was stunned for a moment, and then said in a confused voice: "Brother, what are you doing for me with your whole canteen?" "All living beings are hard to look at, and the surging sea water is hard to measure. The buns have meat, but it's not in the pleats." Jialuo Daishou  With a snap of his fingers, an antique thread-bound book flew out of the canteen.  There were four characters written in a zigzag pattern on the cover, but they were in seal script and Lu Wan couldn't understand them at all.  He asked doubtfully: "This what kind of book is this?" "This is the secret book of martial arts, my lord." Jialuo Daishou explained seriously: "There is a famous strong man among all the worlds in the ten directions. Everyone.  They all call him King Yu. This secret recipe is the "Heaven and Earth Hegemony Fist" created by him. There are ten styles in total, namely mountain, sea, wind, sound, snow, fire, sun and moon, stars, heaven and earth, and solemn.  As long as you master this set of secrets, you can control the sky, use all things, and do whatever you want. It doesn't even matter if you want to explode the stars with one punch. How about you, my lord?  "One copy?" Lu Wan couldn't help but shook his head like a wave drum and said, "Only it knows me about the strange words on this book, but I don't know it. Why do you want to write one of the drafts of the new book?"  Chapter 3 of the Happy Life of the Post-80s King Yama: I don’t even need a table, okay? And how long does it take to practice this thing? Ten years or twenty years? I’m afraid I’ll be cut off if I don’t save myself from a distant fire.  I haven't been able to achieve half the skill of this rice king's eight fists. Then it will be of some use." "I understand, you are dissatisfied with the slow effectiveness of this thing, right?" Jialuodaikari said coolly.  With a snap of his fingers, the secret manual of "Heaven and Earth Domination Fist" disappeared immediately, and in its place, a burst of powerful music sounded.  That is a very old English song that was quite famous in the 1980s.  At the same time as the music appeared, four figures appeared one after another and walked out of the canteen's door.  Although he was not sure about the origin of this song, when he saw the four figures, a strange feeling suddenly appeared, which made Lu Wan shiver uncontrollably. His skin was covered with goosebumps, and he was even covered in cold sweat.  Risk.  Who are these four figures?  How could he actually give Lu Wan such a dangerous feeling?  Oh, come on, come on, you can see it clearly.  Wow!  It turned out to be four big guys wearing very little cloth.  With their charming smiles, salty eyes, and those "begging and disgusting" bouncing muscle movements, you can tell at a glance that they are the best of the gays.  Seeing these four dead fagots, Lu Wan was truly creepy. He even felt that they were a million times more terrifying than some licker stalkers!  Lu Wan subconsciously shrank back.  He screamed: "Hey, hey, hey, who are these four dead fagots? Why did you call them out?" "My Lord, please allow me to take the liberty of admonishing you. Your current attitude is very good.  The suspicion of discriminating against homosexuals is politically incorrect. You must change it in the future, otherwise you are likely to be accused by the Equal Opportunities Commission of disrespecting homosexuals, which will definitely be very troublesome."After saying this solemnly, he accidentally glanced at the four dead fagots who were constantly posing, and suddenly said: "Please wait a moment." Then he quickly turned his back and faced Lu Wan with the back of his head, and said  The weird sound of "vomit~vomit~".  Lu Wan jumped to his feet and shouted: "Hey, hey, brother Jiarodaishou, are you gagging? You must be gagging, right?" "Of course not. Your guess is completely wrong, my lord."  Jiaro Daikari turned his head again and said with a straight face: "Strictly speaking, vomiting is an instinct and physiological reaction unique to organic life forms. However, I am not an organic life form, so I never need to breathe.  , you don’t need to eat, and you won’t feel tired, so how can I feel nauseous?” Lu Wan was dumbfounded, and just when he was about to speak, Jialuo Daishou said first: “Okay, we can talk about the gossip later.  "My lord, I actually called these four people out to help you quickly develop a power called 'magnetic field rotation'." Lu Wan was startled and asked, "What is this?"  Why do you need these four dead fagots?" "The third chapter of one of the drafts of the new book: The Happy Life of the Post-80s King Yama" said seriously: "The rotation of the magnetic field is a force as powerful as God.  If you practice to the extreme, you can even destroy or open up the universe according to your own wishes, and set the operating rules of this universe according to your personal preferences." Lu Wanran was excited and said cautiously: "Although I don't understand, but.  It sounds amazing. So, how long will it take to cultivate to the level you mentioned? It won't be another hundred or a thousand years, right? "Hahaha, how could it be possible?"  He shouted, and continued: "The specific time required for cultivation iswell, according to the existing examples, it is: one million years!" Lu Wan couldn't bear it anymore.  He jumped to his feet and shouted: "Fuck you! Are you deliberately trying to play a trick, Jialuodaikai? From the era of the Three Sovereigns and the Five Emperors to the present, human history has only been a few thousand years. You want me to spend a million years cultivating?"  What kind of American joke are you kidding?" Jia Luodaikai remained serious and said: "Please forgive me for taking the liberty of correcting your statement again. The so-called fuck is that organic life forms reproduce their own offspring in order to continue their life genes.  Intimate interactions between opposite sexes. Of course, there are also a large number of individuals who perform similar behaviors simply for fun. At the same time, the objects of behavior are not limited to those of the opposite sex. Similar behaviors can also be performed between people of the same sex.  -Just like those four dead basesah, no, they should be called 'Four Bases'. This is their combined name. In short, it is what they are going to do to you, Lord.  Being called fuck. As you can see, I don’t have a physical body, so even if you really want to fuck me, Lord, you can’t.” “…Okay, okay, I said.  But you." Lu Wan put his hand on his forehead, feeling that his head hurt.  He clenched his fists and shouted angrily: "No matter what, these four dead fagots are absolutely not allowed to touch me. Otherwise, I would rather die!"  You might change your mind after you say it. Indeed, what I just said below is that it takes a million years to practice the power of magnetic field rotation to the extreme. However, judging from the current situation, what you said is true.  The problem we are facing is obviously not over yet. It requires a power strong enough to restart the universe, so we can settle for the next best thing. "Lu Wan has a bit of power.  He was confused and asked: "What is the power of 250,000 horses? How strong is that?" "For magnetic field power, we use 'ten thousand horses' as the basic unit of measurement. Two hundred and fifty thousand means that the body can withstand nuclear bombs without using it.  You can freely enter and exit the atmosphere and survive in the vacuum of the universe with the help of any tools, and to achieve all this, you only need to undergo this special training called 'Second Man's Way'." Logically speaking, it is simple.  The head image outlined by geometric lines makes it difficult to make any complicated expressions.  But I don’t know why, at this moment, one of the drafts of Lu Wanhe’s new book: Chapter 3 of the Happy Life of King Yama after the 1980s. No matter how you look at it, Jia Luo Dai Shou looks like an old fox coaxing chicks.  But I have to say that that is just Lu Wan’s subjective feeling.  In fact, if you look at it from a third-party perspective, the demeanor and tone of Garudaikori is simply like a priest preaching to ignorant lambs - just like those passionate words once mentioned in the world-famous book "The Decameron"  , knowledgeable and benevolent priests are almost the same.  ???????????????????????????????????????…?Mingzhi.  Then he will be humiliated by these four dead Ji uh, Ji Tou Si for three months in a row without sleep.  If you can survive this stage, congratulations, my lord, you have been upgraded.  After that, as long as you install another robotic arm, you can get a powerful power of at least 250,000 horses.  How about it? Is it a good deal?  ” ※※※※※※ “Three…three months, do you want to be humiliated by these dead fagots for three whole months without sleep?  Lu Wan was stunned. After he got to class, he finally came back to his senses and shouted: "These damn fagots, I feel sick even if I look at them more than once. You asked me to let them humiliate the three of me?"  moon?  Brother Jia Luo Dai Shou, you are cheating me!  Speaking of which, you and I have no grudges, right?  It’s okay if you don’t help. Do you deserve to trick me like this?  That wouldn't do you any good, would it?  " "First of all, my lord, you are not my father.  Secondly, I also guarantee with my personality that I will definitely not deceive you.  Therefore, the idea of ??cheating is absolutely untrue.  "Jia Luodaikai seems to be a character who pays great attention to details and will never admit any crime easily. He said with a bit of grievance: "And my lord, this kind of sub-male practice can indeed help you get twenty  The magnetic field rotation force is 50,000 horses.  Otherwise, would you try?  " "Bullshit!  Don't even think about it!  "At the beginning, Lu Wan was actually a little in awe of this mysterious Jia Luo Dai Shou. But now, that sense of awe has been completely thrown out of the sky. So facing Jia Luo Dai Shou  After a pause, Lu Wan couldn't help but cursed: "Three months?"  I don’t even want to wait for three more minutes, okay?  Are there people out there waiting for help?  I said, can you come up with some more reliable ideas?  "Sigh, today's young people just like to be quick and quick, and are unwilling to calm down and practice hard. They can't even wait for three months."  If this continues, society will become more and more impetuous and disharmonious. So when will our great Chinese dream be realized?  Alas, the world is really in decline, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be.  " Jialuodaikari shook his head and sighed, and finally said helplessly: "Okay, okay.  In this case, I have no choice but to use my ability to keep the bottom of the box.  In three minutes, do you want to gain the ability to deal with lickers and stalkers?  The requirements are very difficult. One of the drafts of the new book: Chapter 3 of the Happy Life of the Post-80s King YamaOh, by the way, this kind of thing should be very suitable for you, Lord.  " As soon as he finished speaking, the four dead fagots who were wearing very little cloth and were "begging for help" finally disappeared. In their place, a ball of light suddenly flew out from the deepest part of the grocery store. The ball of light was suspended.  In mid-air, it keeps changing into various shapes. Sometimes it seems to be a female knight in armor, sometimes it seems to be a boxer in Tang suit, sometimes it seems to be a strong man in ancient Greece, sometimes it seems to be a proud emperor covered in golden armor.  , and then in the blink of an eye, he seemed to turn into an assassin with a sinister temperament who regarded human life as nothing, and a warrior circling and dancing with a spear in each hand, and even a female devil with snake hair appeared. After a while, the light balls transformed into different forms.  There is a swordsman who is both crazy and chivalrous, a swordsman who is gentle and gentle as jade, a strange man who wears a dog-head mask and holds an animal bone sword, and a demonic man who holds a twisted scythe and is filled with evil energy.  There are also Buddhists, Taoists, Confucianists, someone wearing a lotus crown on his head, someone holding a sword in his hand, someone whose top is covered with golden relics and so on, there are all kinds of images, which make people dizzy.  Lu Wan looked curious and asked: "What exactly is this ball of light?  " Jia Luodai said seriously: "This is the aggregation of all the heroic spirits in the world. You can also call it the 'Hall of Heroes'.  Lord, do you know what a heroic spirit is?  " Lu Wan was startled and replied: "I know, aren't they just those martyrs who sacrificed their lives for the country?  For example, Dong Chuanrui, Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, etc.  " "It's not just that.  The meaning of heroic spirit is actually very broad.  "Jialuodaiqiu said very seriously: "All things are bound to die.  But the names of those heroes who are worthy of leaving their names in history can remain in the world for a long time and are constantly being praised.  Praise is belief, and belief is power.  When the power exceeds a certain limit, the dead heroes can become heroes and be reborn in the Hall of Heroes.  Not only those heroes who have actually been legendary, but even various myths, legends, and even purely fictional characters can also become heroic spirits as long as they can gather a sufficient amount of faith.  Whenever the roots of the world are threatened, heroic spirits will appear and fight to protect the roots.  "Lu Wan's eyes were bright and he said: "I understand.  You mean, as long as you take out this light ball, you can summon the legendary heroes and kill all those monsters, right?  " "That's right and wrong.  Because after all, heroic spirits only belong toThis kind of spiritual energy body does not have a substantial body.  If summoned like this, to be honest, even the all-powerful heroic spirit cannot compare to even the lowest zombie.  "Jialuodaikari shook his head and explained: "So if you want to unleash the true power of the heroic spirit, you must have a physical body to use.  If, my lord, you want to summon a heroic spirit, then there is no doubt that no other body is more suitable for a heroic spirit to use than your own, my lord.  " When Lu Wan heard this, he couldn't help being dumbfounded, and blurted out one of the drafts of the new book: Chapter 3 of the Happy Life of King Yama after the 80s: "Huh?  After all, do you still want me to do it myself?  " Jialuodaikai said matter-of-factly: "Of course you have to go up by yourself.  Didn't I just say that it's better to ask for yourself than to ask for help from others?  " Lu Wan felt a little uneasy and asked doubtfully: "Well, just fight it yourself.  The question is based on my own body, can I really defeat those monsters?  " " Please believe me, as long as you summon the heroic spirit, everything will not be a problem.  "Jia Luodai hunted thoughtfully and said: "During the period when the heroic spirit is attached to your own body, Lord, you will have all the skills, strength, experience, and combat awareness of the heroic spirit.  A few little monsters are nothing at all.  So, are you sure you need to use the Heroic Spirit?  ” Previously, Jia Luodaiqiu talked about a lot of things, such as what Heaven and Earth Hegemony Fist is, and what kind of magnetic field rotation, the training time is frighteningly long, it can take several years or decades. If you really want to choose these things,  The cabbage is already cold. In comparison, the immediately available Heroic Spirit Summoning Light Ball is the most reliable choice. Even though Jialuo Daikari has said before, the speed of time passing in Jialuo Palace is different from that in the real world.  Lu Wan felt anxious when he thought of the stalkers and lickers approaching. How could he have the patience to continue slowly with Jialuo Daishou? At that moment, he nodded vigorously and said, "If that's what you said.  Awesomethen, okay, that's it.  " Jialuodaikari laughed and snapped his fingers again. Before the sound fell, the ball of heroic light that originally only existed in the mirror suddenly flew out of the mirror and penetrated directly into Lu Wan's body like a meteor.  Among them, Lu Wan was caught by surprise and was startled on the spot. He couldn't help but scream, and his figure in Jialuo Hall also faded away. In the blink of an eye, he was completely gone.  Disappeared. It was as if he had never existed in this Jialuo Palace. There was no expression on the cold and ferocious face. The pursuer dropped the empty rocket launcher and took heavy steps towards the crossroads.  Jeep walked. Every step was like a small earthquake! The tracker is an excellent biological weapon. As long as it receives an order, it will execute it without any compromise. Therefore, even though the car has been bombed by rockets.  However, the tracker will never stop until he sees the body of the female officer with his own eyes and tears the female officer into pieces with his own hands. At the same time, the dozen lickers look like they are on the African savannah.  Following the lion's tail, they follow like hyenas hoping to pick up some leftovers, thick saliva dripping from their wide-open mouths, showing that they are facing.  The excitement and impatient feeling of fresh human flesh and blood is getting closer and closer. The tracker is no longer just a stone's throw away from the overturned off-road jeep, and it reaches out to grab the giant hand.  The chassis of the jeep was about to be released. One of the drafts of the new book: The Happy Life of the Post-80s King Yama, Chapter 3, was pulled open. But something unexpected happened! Under the originally silent car, a burst of rhythm suddenly came out.  The sound of the drum was followed by the shouting of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" This sound was so unexpected that even the pursuer was startled and subconsciously let go.  He took half a step forward, then clasped his fists against his chest, suddenly assuming a defensive posture. The dozen or so lickers also burst into commotion, and they all fell to the ground, threateningly issuing bursts from their throats.  The array roared in a low voice, “Deng~DengDengDengDengDengDengDengDengDengDengDeng!  "Amidst the continuous beating of music and drums, the originally stationary off-road jeep began to move. It moved left, right, forward, back, left, right, right, front and back, suddenly moving more and more.  It was like a vibrator. Suddenly, a slightly teasing voice was heard from under the carriage, singing "Sixth Aunt, Third Grandfather!"  The crowd opened the stage and the noodles looked like lotus paste.  After work again, I was confused after lunch.  We built several circles around him and talked about heroes.  Who is the big, big hero?  " "Wait, stop!  Stop!  "Lu Wan said with a bit of anger.A loud voice suddenly sounded from under the carriage, covering up the singing.  He shouted: "Hey, hey, hey, it's a fight, what kind of song are you playing? It's so shameful to play, do you know? Forget about playing the song, you actually played it wrong! Are you trying to tease me? It must be  Are you going to punish me?" There was no response at all.  However, the singing did stop.  A few seconds later, the exact same melody sounded again.  The somewhat comical voice disappeared, and was replaced by a singing voice with a sonorous rhythm that made people's blood boil at first listen.  "A unique move, good martial arts. Eighteen palms can subdue a dragon with one use. Show your majesty. Is this man a hero? Who is the great hero? (Oh, great hero!)" Chapter One: Entering the Divine Realm for the first time, with thatch as the roof,  Planks for walls.  The sun shines in from the holes in the surrounding walls, creating dazzling spots.  There is no doubt that this wooden house is extremely dilapidated.  On the floor of the house, there was an unconscious man wearing a sweatshirt lying on the floor.  This man is extremely young.  It seems that he is only around twenty at most.  He has a strong physique and a well-proportioned figure. His whole body is full of muscles that have been trained for a long time and are full of infinite strength. There is absolutely no excess and cumbersome fat.  The skin slightly shows the healthy black color formed by prolonged exposure to the sun.  At first glance, the masculine beauty of a man is enough to make women all over the world enchanted.  However, he didn't seem happy.  Even if he is in a dreamland, his brows naturally show a sense of loneliness.  But at the same time, this loneliness is also accompanied by pride - a kind of pride and loneliness that stands on the top of a solitary mountain and looks at all living beings in the world.  It didn’t take long.  The muscles on his eyelids twitched slightly, and the man quickly woke up.  He opened his eyes and immediately emitted a sharp light that was so sharp that it made people feel chilled.  He turned over and stood up, looking back and looking around with some vigilance.  His demeanor and movements are just like a tiger roaring proudly in the mountains.  Even though it looks easy and natural on the surface, it can burst out with powerful power at any time and severely destroy the enemy.  The man cupped his fists and raised his hands, and said in a deep voice: "Chen Sheng, the eighth-generation direct disciple of the Hongmen of the Six Mountains and Three Gates of the nine major sects of martial arts in the world, is here. No matter why you arranged all this, please come out now."  Quietly, there was no reaction.  Chen Sheng snorted coldly, clasped his hands behind his back, and said proudly: "Chen established his foundation at the age of three, practiced martial arts at the age of six, and became successful at the age of eighteen, and then went on to make a career in the world. In the past ten years, not one person has lost his life at the hands of Chen.  Hundreds, at least ninety. It is not an exaggeration to say that Chen is a martial artist, and he practices martial arts just to win. It is natural that the more enemies he has, the more enemies he will have.  Anyone who wants to seek revenge or fight with me will be welcomed by Chen. But since he wants to take revenge, why not stand up openly and secretly? Do you expect Chen to be imprisoned in this shabby wooden house and starve to death? "No.  ,Nothing at all.  There was never any sound to respond to him.  Chen Sheng pondered for a moment, and the corners of his mouth unexpectedly revealed a hint of indescribable sarcasm.  He walked straight to the dilapidated wooden door of the house, took a deep breath, and punched out fiercely.  The iron fist broke through the air, and bursts of extremely slight air explosions suddenly erupted. One can imagine how powerful this fist was.  However, this powerful blow, which contained the true strength of the inner family, hit the broken wooden door like a mud cow in the sea, without any reaction at all.  The man is the top martial arts master in the world.  He knew exactly how powerful his punch was.  Since he can't break the door with one blow, he will no longer do unnecessary things. Chapter 1: Entering the Divine Realm for the First Time Thatch is the roof and the wooden planks are the walls.  The sun shines in from the holes in the surrounding walls, creating dazzling spots.  There is no doubt that this wooden house is extremely dilapidated.  On the floor of the house, there was an unconscious man wearing a sweatshirt lying on the floor.  This man is extremely young.  It seems that he is only around twenty at most.  He has a strong physique and a well-proportioned figure. His whole body is full of muscles that have been trained for a long time and are full of infinite strength. There is absolutely no excess and cumbersome fat.  The skin slightly shows the healthy black color formed by prolonged exposure to the sun.  At first glance, the masculine beauty of a man is enough to make women all over the world enchanted.  However, he didn't seem happy.  Even if he is in a dreamland, his brows naturally show a sense of loneliness.  But at the same time, this loneliness is also accompanied by pride - a kind of pride and loneliness that stands on the top of a solitary mountain and looks at all living beings in the world.  It didn’t take long.  The muscles on his eyelids twitched slightly, and the man quickly woke up.  He opened his eyes,Immediately, it emitted a sharp light that was so sharp that it made people feel chilled.  He turned over and stood up, looking back and looking around with some vigilance.  His demeanor and movements are just like a tiger roaring proudly in the mountains.  Even though it looks easy and natural on the surface, it can burst out with powerful power at any time and severely destroy the enemy.  The man cupped his fists and raised his hands, and said in a deep voice: "Chen Sheng, the eighth-generation direct disciple of the Hongmen of the Six Mountains and Three Gates of the nine major sects of martial arts in the world, is here. No matter why you arranged all this, please come out now."  Quietly, there was no reaction.  Chen Sheng snorted coldly, clasped his hands behind his back, and said proudly: "Chen established his foundation at the age of three, practiced martial arts at the age of six, and became successful at the age of eighteen, and then went on to make a career in the world. In the past ten years, not one person has lost his life at the hands of Chen.  Hundreds, at least ninety. It is not an exaggeration to say that Chen is a martial artist, and he practices martial arts just to win. It is natural that the more enemies he has, the more enemies he will have.  Anyone who wants to seek revenge or fight with me will be welcomed by Chen. But since he wants to take revenge, why not stand up openly and secretly? Do you expect Chen to be imprisoned in this shabby wooden house and starve to death? "No.  ,Nothing at all.  There was never any sound to respond to him.  Chen Sheng pondered for a moment, and the corners of his mouth unexpectedly revealed a hint of indescribable sarcasm.  He walked straight to the dilapidated wooden door of the house, took a deep breath, and punched out fiercely.  The iron fist broke through the air, and bursts of extremely slight air explosions suddenly erupted. One can imagine how powerful this fist was.  However, this powerful blow, which contained the true strength of the inner family, hit the broken wooden door like a mud cow in the sea, without any reaction at all.  The man is the top martial arts master in the world.  He knew exactly how powerful his punch was.  Since he can't break the goal with one blow, he won't do any more unnecessary things
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