Chapter 100 I heard that beauties will have good luck. "Jade Emperor! I am Tai Yang, your whole family! Give birth to so many girls!" Ouyang Ruoyu, who had not appeared for a long time, complained loudly, but he did not blame her. , why do you say that? Let¡¯s take a look at the fairy tale plots that Ouyang Ruoyu experienced a few times before - when passing by Taoshan, he met Yang Jian who cut the mountain to save his mother [yes, that is the time when the Jade Emperor¡¯s sister descended to earth], passing by Danyang met the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong, plus the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl from before [It is also said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and the Seven Fairies Dong Yong are the same pair, but the Cowherd is a herder and Dong Yong is a long-term laborer who sold his body to bury his father, which is different], Good luck, it all caught up with the Jade Emperor's family affairs So, the eldest lady helped the Cowherd marry the Weaver Girl, and by the way broke the Taoshan Mountain, and finally became the witness of the marriage in place of the old locust tree. Said it was a perfect match for a hundred days Then, haha, I met agarwood Yeah, that's right, agarwood. ¡°Another one cuts a mountain to save his mother, this time it¡¯s Huashan. By the way, can¡¯t the Jade Emperor¡¯s family use a different approach? Give birth to a bunch of daughters and then run away with a man The weirdest thing is that this is a mixed version of "Lotus Lantern"! That means it¡¯s a mix of TV, animation, movies, and a bunch of novels! [Again, the timeline of this world is confusing. For example, Dong Yong¡¯s incident happened before the Three Kingdoms, because Cao Zhi wrote about the story of the Seven Fairies. Yang Jian was in the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, and the Lotus Lantern had already arrived in the Tang and Song Dynasties. After all, monkeys He has become a Buddha Although everyone knows that the real lotus lantern does not have a monkey role, who told it to be a hybrid version? ¡¿ But thanks to Lin Youcheng who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the guys who were supposed to jump out to support the scene didn't show up. Only Erlang Shen jumped out of his small temple, and then? It¡¯s embarrassing The beautiful woman who helped her cut the mountain to save her mother is now helping her nephew cut the mountain to save his mother. What should she do? Reason? Please, others don¡¯t know, Ouyang Ruoyu doesn¡¯t know yet? It was Ouyang Ruoyu who helped blow the wind when we were building the mountain axe! So, Yang Chan came out so easily But, um, but, what should I say if nothing good happens to me? Well The Jade Emperor sent someone to find Yang Jian for help Well, Lin Youcheng was making such a fuss that the Jade Emperor couldn't bear to look for Tathagata again. After all, Tathagata's help before was because it was related to Journey to the West. The teachings in the West are flourishing, but are these idiots of any use? Does Buddhism need to spend manpower and material resources to solve it? If the thing is taken off and cannot be fixed, won¡¯t Buddhism lose its face at the same time? Anyway, the west is barren, and the evildoer will not come back to the west. It is better to watch the fire from the other side and watch the heavens torment themselves. Ever since, the Jade Emperor was confused, and finally thought about it, and could only find his disobedient nephew "What? You said there is a monster shouting slogans that defy heaven, causing trouble in the heaven? Are you sure he is not a monkey? But a human? And he can also control the earth and the air? "Ouyang Ruoyu couldn't be calm. Isn't this the idiot Lin Youcheng? "Of course it's not a monkey. Monkeys have become Buddhas now!" The heavenly soldiers who delivered the order were also very confused. It's only been a few hundred years! It only takes two years in the sky, and within two years, two people have come to cause trouble in the palace. Is this a rhythm that is about to collapse? "Quick, it's important! Open the way ahead!" Yang Jian was also embarrassed, but the heavenly soldiers just rescued him. You see, I'm not saying that human relations do not abide by heaven's rules. It's just that the young woman who eloped and the rebellious evildoer in the sky were suppressed at the bottom of the mountain. Which one is more important? Right, you still have to catch the big ones and let the small ones go! Yang Jian grabbed the three-pointed two-edged sword, shook his body, and draped himself in a handsome armor, looking domineering and mighty! This is exactly the concept of weaponry! Pooh! That is obviously the Immortal Power Armor! ¡¾What are you doing! The name Xianli Battle Armor is so ridiculous! There is no such thing as a concept of being so handsome! Also, don¡¯t use this girl as a complainer! Where does that number on the forehead come from? Although ability users do look like complaining stars, we don¡¯t need to complain about energy! ] Yang Jian rode away in the wind, but Chen Xiang was dumbfounded. What should he do? The script is not that good! Director, screenwriter, you guys are screwed! Shouldn't I be allowed to collect treasures and practice martial arts, improve my life skills, push my forging to the top, and finally find the heaven-defying materials to build an unparalleled magic weapon, defeat the final boss, and cut down the mountain to save my mother? In the end, the BOSS ran away. Do I still want to chase him? If you don¡¯t want to pursue it, should you go straight to the mountain, or should you watch the plot CG first? "Look at your sister! Don't you see that I am anxious to watch the fun? Quickly split the mountain, and my aunt will take you to the sky to watch the fun!" Ouyang Ruoyu urged Chenxiang. She was not a collector and was too lazy to watch any cutscenes. Anyway, the mountain splitter has already seen it, well, it was split by the guy who escaped just now! That scene was so spectacular! It was like a roar of gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, red flags waving, a sea of ??people Ahem, no, it was a landslideThe sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, eh? Not right either! That's it, I wipe it! Anyway, it¡¯s just spectacular! So, the baby-faced Chenxiang held a big dirt-breaking axe, wore a shit-yellow vest, and jumped high. This is not a description, it was really high. Well, as high as Mount Huashan was, he jumped How high! Then an ax struck down Well, there was no more, because Ouyang Ruoyu skipped the cutscene, Yang Chan walked directly out of the gap that appeared in vain, well, after being locked up for more than ten years, she was still full of energy and radiant, And even the clothes are brand new. Sister, your makeup couldn¡¯t have been done more than ten years ago, right? It¡¯s not even at all now. What brand of fixing lotion did you use? What, there¡¯s no such thing these days? Should I say that I really deserve to be a god? Sure enough, even if they are imprisoned, the second generation of officials can enjoy different treatment! Without further ado, Ouyang Ruoyu is too lazy to watch the tear-jerking scene between mother and son. Korean dramas are the most annoying! Well, women always tell the truth, and after four hours of watching it with gusto "Sister, there's a fight going on up there. I'm going to see the excitement. Do you want to come together?" Ouyang Ruoyu finally couldn't bear it. The temptation of a martial arts movie behind the tender scene is suggested. "Take Xiang'er to learn more about it. I don't want to go back to that cold place, eh? The second brother is up there?" Yang Chan looked around with the tone of a female literary youth, and suddenly found that her second brother was nowhere to be found. , immediately thought about the whole thing, and his face suddenly changed - "So the Heavenly Palace is weak now? Then what are you waiting for? Sister, hurry up! I haven't seen my uncle for a long time since the Great Sage caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. Zhang is in bad luck! You dare to lock me up!" Hey, everyone is in trouble. Where is the Wenqing Third Holy Mother? "Sure enough, are all gods shady?