Old Liu didn't know that he had offended Xu Fan unintentionally, and he still said to himself:
"Hey, don't worry, Mr. Xue. Recently, I have grasped the lifeblood of the two hundred and fifty policemen. If nothing happens, the old boy will definitely not be able to escape from our Wuzhishan. When we ask him to go west, he will never Xiangdong, if we say one, he will never dare to say two. Hey, wait a minute, isn¡¯t this just a little bastard going to let us do whatever he wants?¡±
"Oh? What lifeline? Are you so sure?" Mr. Xue asked.
"Hey." Old Liu smiled coldly, his words full of strong self-confidence, "According to reliable information, the wife and child of the two hundred and fifty policeman were hospitalized in a car accident. They need a lot of money, and he can't raise it at all. This money. So, as long as we put real money in front of him, can he refuse it? Unless he really doesn¡¯t want the lives of his wife and children!¡±
"Hmph! After taking our money, are you still afraid that he will grow wings and fly?"
These words made Mr. Xue obviously stunned, but then he was very happy: "Okay! Well done! If this is really the case, when this thing is completed, you will be remembered as your first contribution! When the time comes, you will be promoted and make a fortune. Without further ado, you can choose one of the new girls signed by the company and stay with you for free for a month."
"Haha! Thank you, Mr. Xue! Thank you, Mr. Xue!" Old Liu was overjoyed, and his voice seemed to be out of tune with excitement.
"Do a good job! Get Qianqian back quickly. Don't keep that distinguished guest waiting. You know his temper. If you make him happy, maybe he will use Qianqian to make you happy a few times after he's done. . If it makes him unhappy, not only you, but also me and even our boss will be in trouble!"
Mr. Xue seemed to be very interested in this matter, and took turns using sweet dates and big sticks.
"Yes! Yes! I understand! Hey, it won't take long. I will definitely let that little bastard get into the trap and he will never get out. At the same time, I will strip off the penis and put it on the bed of the distinguished guest!" Old Liu looked stern. . He quickly patted his chest and said.
"Okay! I'm just waiting for your words! I hope you will succeed immediately!" Mr. Xue nodded and patted Lao Liu on the shoulder.
Just as the two of them were sending Xu Fan to prison, a hurried call came to their ears:
"Oh, I fell, be careful, be careful!"
The two of them followed the sound and saw a man holding a bunch of drinks in his hand, leaning towards the direction of the two of them, and constantly mixing garlic at his feet. Obviously he has lost his balance.
The two of them didn¡¯t think much, and quickly stood up and moved aside to avoid him.
But something beyond their expectations was that although they had already dodged, the man rushed towards them as if he had hit the tracker's missile.
"Crash!" But when they heard a clear sound of water, the two people who could not escape were showered with chills. His head, face, and upper body clothes were all soaked.
Their strangeness. But it attracted the attention of some people, who gathered around and followed the development of the situation with a lively attitude.
"Pfft!" Old Liu spit out the liquid in his mouth bitterly, looked at the "culprit", and found a young man looking at him with a smile, his face was extremely familiar. If it's not that "little bastard" Xu Fan, then who is it?
"Is it you?" Old Liu gritted his teeth and stared at Xu Fan. He knew that Xu Fan did this entirely on purpose.
"That's right, it's me. I did it on purpose." Xu Fan smiled slightly and looked at Lao Liu and Mr. Xue calmly, as if he had done something trivial.
"Youyou did it intentionally, I want to sue you! I want to sue you!" Mr. Xue shouted angrily at Xu Fan while wiping the liquid on his body.
"Sue me? Please go to Xicheng Intermediate People's Court and turn right when you go out. You're welcome." Xu Fan shrugged, looking indifferent. His appearance made many onlookers laugh secretly.
"Damn it!" Old Liu cursed angrily. Just as he was about to say something, an extremely pungent smell came from his nose. He sniffed and found that the smell actually came from himself. To be precise, it came from the liquid that was poured on them. In other words, it was not a drink at all, but some kind of special liquid.
"Youyouwhat did you use to splash us with?" This discovery made him shocked and angry.
"What liquid? Let me think about it" Xu Fan raised his eyebrows, tilted his head, and then said after recalling, "It seems to be sulfuric acid, no, it seems to be nitric acid."
"Coax!" Upon hearing Xu Fan's words, everyone onlookers exclaimed and distanced themselves from Xu Fan and others, for fear of being contaminated by something terrible.thing.
"ah!"
When Old Liu and Mr. Xue heard this, they both let out a heart-rending scream and frantically wiped the liquid from their heads with their sleeves or other objects while shouting crazily:
"Call the police! Call the police quickly! 110! 120! Call them all! Call them all! Come and save me!"
"Water! Water! Get some water and help me wash it away! It hurts, it hurts!"
However, in response to their words, the onlookers obviously had no intention of imitating Lei Feng, and turned a blind eye to them, leaving the two of them wailing and rolling on the ground.
The two were noisy for a while, but a tall figure appeared in front of everyone.
"I am a police officer, who wants to call the police?"
As soon as he heard that the police were coming, Mr. Xue immediately pointed his finger at Xu Fan and shouted: "It's him! It's him! It's him who poured sulfuric acid on us!"
The policeman glanced at Mr. Xue and sneered: "He poured sulfuric acid on you? How come your faces are not rotten?"
"Eh?" When the two of them heard this, they stopped what they were doing at the same time and looked at each other. They found that although the other party looked a little embarrassed, the skin on his face was in good condition and there was no trace of ulceration. .
The policeman¡¯s words awakened the onlookers. They looked at the two people and found that their skin was intact as before. They also saw the silly looks of the two people, and they burst out laughing:
"Haha! These two idiots don't even know they were fooled!"
"Haha! If it were sulfuric acid, how could you have so much energy to shout?"
The ridicule from everyone completely surprised Lao Liu and Mr. Xue. Only then did they realize that they had been tricked. They looked up and saw Wu Linzheng and Xu Fan standing together, looking at them with sneers on their faces. .
"You! You" Mr. Xue glared at the two of them, but didn't know what to say.
Xu Fan looked at the two people with a mocking look on his face, suddenly threw a coin towards them, and applauded:
"Well, the performance just now was really good, and I have a reward. Let's do another one!"
When Lao Liu and Mr. Xue looked at the coin on the ground, their whole bodies trembled and their faces turned green.
"Yes, I think it's good too! One more! There's still a reward!"
Seeing this, Wu Lin threw another coin, and this coin happened to hit Lao Liu's forehead. After making a crisp sound, it jumped high, which made his face turn green. The purple color is particularly eye-catching.
"Hahahaha!" The onlookers who saw this scene finally couldn't help it and burst into hearty laughter together. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!