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Volume 1, Chapter 56: Roast sweet potatoes in the Dan stove, and the farts are loud

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    (The two updates will be released together. At the beginning of tomorrow, the two books will start to explode at the same time. Dear friends, please give me strength!) "Ling Tianhe?!" Cain stared blankly at the man in front of him who was covered in golden light.  The figure in the middle had a look of disbelief in his eyes. Although the appearance of Ling Tianhe in front of him did not seem to have changed at all, the golden light surging under the skin gave people an indestructible feeling.  Cain couldn¡¯t figure out why Ling Tianhe would undergo such a change after being poisoned by his own blood and such a strange phenomenon occurred.  "It feels so good" Ling Tianhe stretched hard, and all the bones in his body suddenly made a series of noises like mechanical gears. Feeling the surging power in his body, the corners of Ling Tianhe's mouth slowly softened.  There was a hint of a smile.  A section about poisons in the Tang Sect Holy Code once recorded that at the intersection of pure yang and yin, the wonders of heaven and earth will inevitably be born. These two wonders, if taken alone, will be the most terrifying fire poison and cold poison in the world.  There is absolutely no way to save those who are poisoned, but if the body is strong enough, and rootless water is born at the intersection of pure yang and yin, then you can take the Burning Sky Exquisite Grass and the Nine-petal Ice Dragon Lotus at the same time, and then use  If rootless water is blended, it will become the best medicine to nourish the body.  " Moreover, the power of pure yang to yin can also cut down the tendons and cleanse the marrow, creating an indestructible golden body, making the body invulnerable and as hard as steel.  At this time, Ling Tianhe looked at the little golden light hidden under his skin. Although this golden light was not obvious yet and was far from the indestructible state in the legend, Ling Tianhe could clearly feel that Fen  Most of the medicinal power of Tian Linglong Grass and Nine-petal Ice Dragon Lotus were accumulated in his body, tightly wrapped by the Hongmeng Purple Qi in his Dantian.  Traces of pure medicinal power are constantly exuding, gradually warming up his body. Ling Tianhe absolutely believes that as long as after a period of practice and all the medicinal power is absorbed by himself, he will definitely be able to truly achieve the level of that legendary figure.  In a state of invulnerability.  "How is it? Old pervert, am I capable of breaking the blood poison in your body now?" Ling Tianhe looked at Cain who was standing in front of him with a surprised look on his face, and said with a half-smile.  "Sure enough" Cain's eyes slowly narrowed, and then he touched his chin. After a long time, he carefully looked at Ling Tianhe up and down, and then said jokingly: "But even though you said  The cost is not small, but in front of me, should you cover your front?" "Huh?" After Cain said this, Ling Tianhe felt that his crotch felt a little cold.  , and immediately looked down, it turned out that when he was undergoing the transformation of his body by the power of pure yang to yin, the clothes on his body had already turned into fly ash and disappeared, and he was now standing naked in front of Cain.  The little brother below held his head high and his chest was high, and the golden light was still faintly surging above. Ling Tianhe suddenly thought of a word in his mind: a golden gun will never fall.  "Hahaha I just like to have my butt naked, what? You old pervert, hit me, hit me." Ling Tianhe subconsciously wanted to cover up, but when he thought about it, there was no one else in this place, and there was only one person in front of him.  Cain is an old monster who has lived for tens of thousands of years. Moreover, this guy used blood poison on himself before and almost killed himself. Now that he sees his true ability, he will never kill him.  Yes, even though he was acting wildly, he held his lower back with one hand and pressed his pubic area with the other, and then he straightened his lower body up and down. If there were any earthlings here, they would definitely recognize Ling Tianhe's current dance at a glance.  It is the most authentic mechanical dance on earth.  Thief Ling Tianhe said with a smile: "Old pervert, I am quite capable, right? I won't wear clothes, I won't wear clothes, we are both men, how about you take off your clothes too, and we both can do it together  Dance? I¡¯m not only good at poisoning, but I¡¯m also good at dancing. Come on, we¡¯re all men, let¡¯s get naked and dance.¡± ¡°Get out of here, Cain!¡±  Ling Tianhe's pale, deathly face suddenly turned red with anger, and then he roared angrily, swaying, and came directly behind Ling Tianhe, then slapped Ling Tianhe's butt hard and said,  There was a crisp sound, and Ling Tianhe suddenly let out an earth-shattering scream. His body flew into the air like a rocket, and then his head fell deeply into the soil with a "pop" sound, and the two big white buttocks  At a speed visible to the naked eye, it inflated instantly like a blown balloon, and soon became transparent.  Rao Ling Tianhe¡¯s body passed through Hongmeng Zi? and the strengthening of the power of pure yang to yin, but Cain still slapped him to this effect, which is enough to indirectly prove The strength of Cain, the majestic blood emperor, is indeed earth-shattering.  And Ling Tianhe's body was like a green onion, with its head stuck deeply into the soil. The little brother under his crotch suddenly disappeared. The breeze blew by, leaving only the tuft of hair slowly swaying in the wind.   In the following time, Ling Tianhe also kept his promise and prepared an antidote for Cain that could relieve the blood poison in his body. Every night at midnight, Ling Tianhe would give Cain a bottle of medicine for him to  Drink it, and Cain drinks it without thinking. In Cain's view, he has already been poisoned, and his strength has reached the earth-shattering realm of Tongxuan. Ordinary poisons cannot hurt him at all.  After killing him, if Ling Tianhe really had evil intentions, Cain would definitely kill him on the spot as soon as possible.  Fortunately, after Cain took Ling Tianhe's antidote, he could clearly feel that the deep-rooted blood poison in his body that had entangled him for thousands of years was getting lighter bit by bit, and every full moon  At night, the stubborn disease that had to endure the pain of being cut into pieces was gradually suppressed, and the pain of fire and ice that I endured every day was also fading away bit by bit.  Although this change is extremely slight, Cain can clearly feel that he is really gradually recovering.  Knowing this, Cain's attitude towards Ling Tianhe also gradually changed. Over the past ten thousand years, he has been living alone in the Valley of Ghosts. Anyone who breaks into the valley, as long as he has enough fun,  After that, he would directly kill him with thunder. But these days, with a person like Ling Tianhe as his companion in the valley, Cain also found that he seemed to gradually regard this mysterious young human being as a friend.  However, after Cain tasted the sweetness, Ling Tianhe made an agreement with Cain. Except for the time when he usually came to get medicine for poison treatment, Cain was absolutely not allowed to step into the elixir garden, let alone observe Ling Tianhe refining medicine in private.  , This kind of regulation undoubtedly makes Cain quite depressed. After all, the Spiritual Medicine Garden and Ghost Valley are the places where he has always lived, but he did not expect that Ling Tianhe would occupy them so tyrannically and domineeringly. This made Cain very depressed.  Yin, the majestic blood emperor, felt very unbalanced in his heart. After all, he was also an emperor of the first generation. What was it like to be ordered around by a mere human being?  Ever since, Cain began to use his own strength to copy the antidote that Ling Tianhe had researched for him. After all, he had been in this elixir garden for nearly ten thousand years. According to his own  Regarding the research on the elixir of heaven and earth, Cain was also able to do some research on the antidote created by Ling Tianhe.  After several experiments, Cain also completely understood the elixir of heaven and earth used by Ling Tianhe. Cain immediately drank it impatiently, but what left him speechless was that not only did the medicine he drank had no effect  , but very tragically I had diarrhea.  As a vampire who makes a living by drinking blood, and is also a majestic blood emperor, it is a strange thing to be able to have diarrhea directly.  And the most bizarre thing is still behind. As the king of the blood clan, Cain naturally has the spirit of never giving up on this kind of thing. After several experiments, it finally ended in failure.  For example One day, Ling Tianhe was concentrating on refining medicine in the elixir furnace in the elixir garden, and suddenly there was an earth-shattering explosion sound outside. Ling Tianhe was so frightened that he almost destroyed the whole furnace of medicine.  , quickly stood up and walked out, only to see Cain sitting blankly in the open space outside the elixir garden. In front of him was an alchemy furnace that had been torn apart by the explosion.  His attire was now unrecognizable, and he was no different than a boiler burner. The hair on his head seemed to have been struck by lightning, with roots rising into the sky, and black smoke rising from his head.  "Whatwhat's going on?!" Ling Tianhe looked at Cain in surprise and asked dumbfounded.  "Ahem" Cain opened his mouth and immediately coughed out a stream of black smoke, revealing two rows of big white teeth, which formed a sharp contrast with his dark face.  "I want to use the alchemy furnace to bake sweet potatoes. Damn it, who knew that this broken alchemy furnace is so weak that it will explode directly. After the poison on my body is cured, I must go out to find that store.  Those who sell alchemy furnaces, suck them all up!" As he said that, Cain stood up, waved his sleeves, and left with a master's demeanor. What Cain didn't see was  Because of the previous explosion, many holes had been torn under his black robe, and his two white buttocks were looming in the black holes.??I couldn't help but let out two loud farts. If this was a woman, it would definitely be very thought-provoking.  Of course, if there wasn't that disgusting fart sound But Ling Tianhe was petrified on the spot, holding a herb in his hand, and couldn't help but murmured in a low voice: "Roast sweet potatoes in a pill furnace And  It even blew up When did this guy become a vegetarian? " For example One day.  Ling Tianhe was sitting under a tree in the elixir garden, holding a book and reading attentively. Suddenly, there was an almost undetectable noise in the tree. Ling Tianhe raised his hand without even looking at it, and made a "swipe" sound.  A ray of silver light flashed away, and then a branch broke and fell. At the same time, with a muffled sound of "poof", a black figure fell down and his head was stuck in the ground.  , and then there was a tooth-aching "click" sound from the neck, the head and the body were at a ninety-degree angle, and the body hit the ground with a "plop".  "Wash it, wash it, wash it! (It's okay, it's okay, I just want to escape the summer heat)." As he said that, Cain didn't care how much dirt he had eaten while his head was stuck in the ground, he just  There was a soft sound of "whoosh" and disappeared immediately. Ling Tianhe turned to stone again and fell into chaos Such things happened almost every day, but Cain never knew the real reason why Ling Tianhe gave him the medicine.  Cain carefully calculated what the formula was, whether it was the medicinal materials Ling Tianhe had collected, or the amount and type of medicinal materials used in the antidote, and even observed Ling Tianhe refining the medicine, but in the end he failed.  Discovered how Ling Tianhe made this medicine.  Because of this, Cain calls Ling Tianhe a little monster every time, because this guy is so perverted. At the age of about sixteen years old, he can actually detoxify this kind of poison in his body, and for many elixirs  His understanding of this aspect is much higher than that of him.  And Ling Tianhe is not a fool. He naturally knows that Cain wants to know the formula for making the antidote. In fact, every time Ling Tianhe puts into the antidote a material that is not available in this world now.  That'shis blood.  Ling Tianhe's body has been transformed by the power of pure yang to yin. Although it is said that King Kong is indestructible and invulnerable to all poisons, the blood in Ling Tianhe's body contains two kinds of poisons, pure yang and yin. It can be said that Ling Tianhe  The blood in the body is the most poisonous in the world, but unlike Cain, the two poisons in Ling Tianhe's body complement each other and can change Ling Tianhe's physique. Cain is simply poisoned, and Ling Tianhe uses his own blood.  As a medicine guide, together with other heaven and earth elixirs to neutralize toxins, it was possible to detoxify Cain.  ¡­ In the blink of an eye, two months have passed, and the blood poison in Cain¡¯s body has almost disappeared. In these two months, the relationship between Ling Tianhe and Cain has changed from the initial vigilance to  They started bickering, and now they have become the same friends. It can be said that the two of them sit together every day, drink some wine, and talk. The relationship between the two is quietly changing.  "Old pervert, I said that your Xuan Gong is not weak, and when I read the history of Cangqiong Continent before, it seems that your vampire race has basically never appeared." Ling Tianhe and Cain were taking a bath in the hot spring in the valley, one wearing a  The wine glass and wine pot were floating on the water. Ling Tianhe picked up a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp, and asked with a slightly red face.  "Little monster, what do you know?" Upon hearing this topic, Cain's face changed slightly, and then he said in a somewhat lonely tone: "You little guy, I'm afraid you are not as old as I am.  How can you imagine the strength of this clan? Moreover it has been so long, almost ten thousand years, and you must have never heard of the catastrophe that happened. "
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