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Volume 1 Chapter 4: No Small Penis

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    "It's so nerve-wracking." Ling He looked at Mr. Ling's leaving figure and couldn't help but smile bitterly. He didn't expect that he would be reborn and travel to this other world. He thought it would be like the bridge in movies and novels.  Like Duan, when he was reborn, Ling He would be a talented person. Wherever he went, he would be filled with bastard energy. Beautiful women would look at him and wish they could marry him.  I didn¡¯t expect that after traveling through time, I would end up in the body of such a great playboy!  It¡¯s okay to be handsome, but this guy is half-disabled, right?  "It's okay to behave weirdly. After all, we are also the so-called number one mechanic in the empire, but now with such a semi-mechanical body, we can't even practice. How can this make Ling He, the Poison Emperor who dominates the world, embarrassed?  The most important thing is Although the previous owner of this body, Ling Tianhe, was a real playboy, he could still hang out in the land of fireworks, drink flower wine, and flirt with beauties when he was lonely. But  Ling He sadly discovered that his little brother was gone now!  It must have been destroyed in the accident at the arsenal. Although this guy said he used a machine to rebuild one, but this whole thing is just a water pipe, right?  The corners of Ling He's eyes kept twitching, and he glanced around. When he found no one, he cautiously took a peek inside his crotch. It was obvious Ling He directly took out a half-foot-long hose.  Son, the most damning thing is that there is something like a valve on it!  "Nah! It's rare for me to travel through time. I didn't just come here to be a ready-made professional worker in the palace!" Ling He sat heavily on the floor, and when his butt came into contact with the floor, he made a "clang" sound.  The sound of the buzzing made my buttocks feel numb.  "Isn't this the legendary iron crotch magic skill?" Ling He was about to cry, but now he wished he could just hit the wall and die!  It's no problem to be physically disabled, it's no problem to be a dandy, and it's no problem to have low martial arts qualifications. With Linghe's personality as the Poison King who dominated the world in his previous life, he believes that as long as he has perseverance, everything can be achieved with his own efforts.  Change!  But nowhis little brother is gone. Even if he practices martial arts to an earth-shattering level, he can't make his little brother grow back. This is the most depressing thing for Ling He. Is it possible that he wants to  To imitate the Invincible Dongfang back then, what kind of Sunflower Manual should we practice?  We are just talking about men!  When he thought of this, Ling He suddenly wanted to be speechless and ask the sky, even if I killed too many people in my previous life, if you want me to go directly to hell, I will admit it, why do you have to do such a fantasy thing as time travel?  Come and play with me?  The most damning thing is that he traveled through time into the body of such a palace professional?  !  Annoyed, Ling He put his head in his hands and grabbed his hair, and then buried his head in his knees. Just when Ling He was wondering whether he should die again and see if he could be lucky enough to be reborn, he  Suddenly, he discovered that there was a strange flower scroll printed on the forearm on the left side of his body.  Ling He was stunned for a moment, and when he looked intently, he suddenly discovered that the miniature scroll printed on his left arm was actually the Chinese book he had taken back during his previous mission:  Jiangshan policy!  "How come this thing is printed on Ling Tianhe's arm? Did he come through time with me?" Ling He looked at the Jiangshan policy on his arm carefully, and then gently poked his arm with his finger.  There was nothing special about the pattern on it. It was just like a tattoo he had made on his body before. It was stuck on his arm. This made Ling He feel a little annoyed.  "A good old man, what kind of tattoos do you have on your body?! Aren't you just trying to find a disease for yourself? You don't have to worry about tattoos. You have to get tattoos like dragons and tigers. You have to get these tattoos.  What are the messy patterns for? " Originally, he thought this was the strange book "Jiangshan Policy" from the previous life that had traveled with him. Ling He also wanted to find some clues related to the previous life, but it turned out that  This made him very disappointed. He immediately punched the ground hard in anger, and there was another crisp "clang" sound, and the marble on the ground cracked a crack.  "Ouch!" Ling He couldn't help howling in pain, then jumped up, holding his right hand and screaming, his eyes twitching, what the hell Ling Tianhe, what the hell is this kid?  How is it done? Although on the surface this right hand looks no different from an ordinary person's hand, it is full of real machines. Machines can also hurt?!  What kind of technology is this?  "Young Master, Young Master, what's wrong with you?" Hearing the noise coming from inside the house, the maid in white whom Ling He had seen before quickly opened the door and walked in. He saw Killer Ling holding her right hand and saying,  She looked at him with a grin on her face, and Killer Ling looked disheveled, with something similar to a water pipe hanging down from his waist.  "Iyouahemit's nothing. I accidentally fell down just now. It's okay, it's okay." Ling He put his hands behind his back and said calmly.  "Young Master, you haven't recovered yet. You should pay attention to your health." The maid in white looked at Ling He timidly, and then said cautiously: "Well Young Master, that thing hanging on your waist  What is it? Why does it look weird? " "Huh?" Ling He looked down and saw that the spare penis he had taken out was not put back!  It's hanging out now!  Even though Killer Ling was thick-skinned, he felt ashamed at this moment. His face suddenly turned red, as if he was a big crab that had been cooked.  "Ah this this thing, I am going to water the flowers, water the flowers." After all, Ling Da Killer is Ling Da Killer. He is worthy of his reputation. He calmly took over the work in his hands.  He stood up, then shook it in his hand, and said with a dry smile: "This is a result of my new research, an automatic flower watering device that I carry with me." "Automatic watering of flowers?" Qing'er, the maid in white, tilted her little head,  Looking at Ling He with a puzzled face, he said in surprise: "Young Master, since you are watering the flowers, but where is the water?" "Water?!" Ling He couldn't help but the corners of his eyes twitching, and then coughed lightly.  Twice, he said with a serious face: "Ahem, didn't I tell you that this is my latest research for watering flowers, water and so on it's all automatic, don't you believe it? If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you.  "For a moment," Ling He, blushing like blood, walked to the flower pot on the window sill and turned on the faucet. Suddenly, a stream of clear water flowed out of the pipe, irrigating all the pots of flowers on the window sill.  , then screwed on the valve, and Lingda Killer shuddered unscrupulously It was so cool!  "Ling Tianhe, don't let me see you again, or I will kill you if you are alive! If you are dead, I will beat you to death!" Linghe roared with grief and anger in his heart, but the expression on his face did not change.  He turned around and looked at the maid Qing'er with a wry smile. The look on her little face looked as if someone had fucked her anus dozens of times.  "Look, do you understand this time?" "I understand, the young master is indeed a genius." Qing'er nodded obediently, "Young master, with this kind of thing in the future, it will be much more convenient for Qing'er to water the flowers and so on.  "With this thing? If you want this thing, you must at least transform your body like my brother." Ling He was quite speechless at the innocent little girl in front of him, and he immediately didn't want to do it anymore.  He said nothing more and drove Qing'er out of the room. In the past, Ling Tianhe himself was an extremely eccentric person, so Qing'er didn't say much about Ling He's change of attitude, and just closed the door and left.  "Ling Tianhe, you are an idiot, you are just a stick with a mule! I'm sorry for your eighteenth generation of ancestors!" After Qing'er closed the door and went out, Ling Tianhe hurriedly stuffed the thing back into his crotch, and then looked at him with a look on his face.  He threw his head up to the sky and cursed in anger. When Qing'er, who was going out, heard Ling He's angry roar, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.  "What's wrong with the young master? Why are you scolding yourself so well? Forget it, the young master's temper is a bit abnormal in the first place. I'd better not get into trouble with this. As long as he doesn't come to harass me, I'll be lucky."  Thinking of this, Qing'er quickly grabbed the lapels of her clothes as if guarding against tigers and wolves, and trotted away from Ling Tianhe's yard.
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