The light in the room was dim and soft. In the center of the room, a large round wooden bed was covered under a pink and transparent fringed gauze curtain.
Zhang Yan in the gauze curtain was now naked, and her jade body that had just taken a bath showed a crystal clear and moist light red color.
The body is lying on the side, with the right arm passing through the slightly damp curly hair to support the head, the left arm lightly covering the pair of white tender jade rabbits on the chest, the right leg is straight down, and the left leg is lightly curled up, which covers the quiet fragrance very well.
Although the key points are covered, it is difficult to conceal the sultry interest. This kind of half-covering is undoubtedly the most tempting and the most able to arouse the primitive desire that men can't help but want to explore!
Hua Cuo is not Liu Xiahui, who endured the pain of committing suicide but failed to realize his great ideal of becoming a eunuch, but a man who is extremely normal mentally and physically.
At this moment, he was standing next to the bed in a bathrobe. His mood was already itching like a cat scratching him. What he wanted to do most was to get on his horse with a gun and have a deep discussion with the beautiful woman in front of him. The theory of creation of man that has been around for tens of thousands of years!
But
"I hate idioms! I hate groaning! I hate breaking the rules every time before going to bed!" Hua Cuo complained in a low voice, almost without tears. Although she was itching at the moment, she still didn't dare to go beyond the thunder pool. !
"Giggle~ Husband, I'm actually worried too!" Zhang Yan raised her eyebrows lightly and spoke in her usual lazy and sexy voice! "But there is no way? Isn't it all because of you? Who makes you not like to use condoms every time? What if I have a baby with swelling? I don't want my baby to be like his (her) father in the future. A martial artist with no cultural accomplishment! Even an ordinary college application depends on the adult college entrance examination! So, if you want to have sex without a condom, you must first make some sexual advances to temporarily improve it! Cultural accomplishment, this is because I am afraid that in the future the baby will not follow me, a mother with all the advantages, but you, a good-for-nothing father! If that happens, at least there will be a certain chance that it will be better than you because of your temporary improvement in cultivation. Aren¡¯t you doing this? Hehe~ I¡¯m asking you for something that¡¯s good for you, and the most important thing is for our future baby?¡±
Zhang Yan, please keep your mouth shut. A bunch of unfounded fallacies are all wrong! It seems as if he is really worthless and is destined to be a master who misses his own children and grandchildren in the future!
Hua Cuo, who has become accustomed to this kind of ruthless whipping, knows that pretending to be pitiful is undoubtedly the best way. If you don't have a long memory and refuse to accept the rebuttal as usual, not only will you not be able to sleep with a beautiful woman in your arms, but you will also have to commit yourself to a small kitchen with a blanket under your arms! The floor below must be made up of four or five washboards!
The inhuman treatment is terrible!
¡° Zhang Yan is there, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,¡± she said, making her mouth foam at the mouth. It is completely incompatible with the seductive posture she is lying there now!
Hua Cuo is like a primary school student who has made a mistake. Apart from bowing his head to listen and be taught, he can only lament in his heart, secretly sighing when will he be able to succeed!
Half an hour passed, and Zhang Yan also said she was tired (well, maybe she was tired from lying down in the same position! ‡å~), and she said that Hua Cuo was not only aggrieved, but also lost even a trace of excitement. , and then made a concluding statement.
"How has your cultural accomplishment improved recently? Have you carefully reviewed the homework I assigned you a few days ago? Although I also want to pity you once, but the issue of principle cannot be ignored!"
Hua Cuo¡¯s face is as pale as a bitter gourd. "It's not that I don't want to complete the homework assigned by you, my wife. In fact, you also know that I have been busy with your precious brother these days. I am QD and Yanshi. Things are happening one after another. Do I have time to study my lessons?"
"That's right." Zhang Yan is quite humane and not so unreasonable. "It's hard for you these days, so it's understandable that you don't have time to review your homework."
Huacuo raised her head and looked gratefully at the goddess of her life in the veil.
I shed tears in silence, and the rippling sound reappeared in my mind!
Because of the goddess's considerate look at this time, Hua Wong felt that because she was helping her brother-in-law, she was very hopeful of being pardoned and escaping the "pre-event homework" that made her distressed, and could directly pounce on her. It clicked immediately!
"It's a pity that the ideal is very full, and the reality is absolutely skinny."
"Well, for the sake of how hard you have worked these days,"
Hua Cuo is already a little star filled with excitement! Very bright!
"Just a few simple ones, some of my favorite idioms and poems that you have answered more than once before!"
The first half of the sentence after Zhang Yan gasped made Hua Cuo feel a little sad about the little star that had just brightened up with hope, but as soon as the second half of the sentence came out, the brightness of the little star came back, and it was even better than before!
Because he knew that he was about to pounce on the goddess and do whatever he wanted! Because I have already mastered the few sentences I need to answer by heart!
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!" Huacuo thrust out his lower body in an imposing manner, and also puffed out his chest and gave a standard military salute!
"Silly~" Zhang Yan said softly, her lazy and sexy voice even more full of temptation. A jade-like foot dyed with the dark blue nail polish that most arouses Hua Cuo's desire poked out of the gauze curtain, and slowly touched the crotch of Hua Cuo's body, which was only wrapped in a bath towel, and moved slightly. A few times!
Being touched by such a tender and attractive little foot, the little girl who had just turned into a dejected person immediately stood up and stood at attention! Moreover, he is the kind of person who holds his head high, arrogant and has a ferocious face!
Clearly feeling the strong reaction from the position of her little toes, Zhang Yan blushed and felt slightly shy like a girl!
The charming and naive look after being shy is as alluring as the peach blossoms in April!
At this moment, Hua Cuo was already a little overwhelmed and grabbed the little foot that was teasing her crotch. "My dear wife! My beloved goddess! Please! Please hurry up, okay?!"
The goddess smiled coquettishly and was slightly annoyed again, with a slightly complaining tone. "Hundan! Do you think you are the only one who wants to do that? Why don't people want to hurry up? But the principle cannot be broken, so"
"Hurry up! Hurry up!" Hua Cuohou interrupted Zhang Yan anxiously!
"First, use four words to describe my hands." Zhang Yan, who is principled but equally eager, finally started taking exams!
"Like water and catkins!" There is no chance of shelling any flowers!
Zhang Yan nodded with satisfaction. "Second, use a poem to describe how beautiful I look when I smile."
¡°The traces of smile are as beautiful as if they were dizzy with wine, and the beauty is as beautiful as fat. Who wants to try the lead cream?!¡± Congratulations! If you spend the wrong time, you will be answered quickly!
"Yeah! Although I added a little bit of my own fiction, I like it even more!" Zhang Yan looked satisfied, seeming to feel a sense of accomplishment for her unremitting persistence in suppressing her desire and the impressive results she achieved. !
"So now?" Hua Cuo excitedly rubbed her flawless little feet still in her hands.
Zhang Yan didn¡¯t answer anything, she just gently pulled back the little foot held by Hua Cuo¡¯s hands. Then he gently loosened the covering of his left arm, and at the same time gently straightened his left leg that had been curled up for a long time.
"Oh~" Hua Cuo let out a beast's roar, pulled the bath towel on his body, opened the pink fringed gauze curtain, and it was like a tiger pounce.
But I didn¡¯t expect that this pounce was so powerful! Not only did his body cross the round bed, his head came into direct contact with the floor!
Then, Hua Cuo seemed to have lost consciousness, and all that was left was a buzzing sound in his head!
Hua Cuo raised her head and tried hard to shake her head to wake herself up, but as she shook her head, the buzzing sound became louder and clearer. Not to mention, Zhang Yan was lying on the bed just now, looking like she was at her mercy. It actually slowly disappeared in front of his eyes.
"No! Linen belt! No! Linen belt" Hua mistakenly used two languages, shouting the most familiar words of the loser masturbator and begging loudly! But Zhang Yan still disappeared from his sight, amidst the annoying buzzing sound
"Ah!!" Hua shouted and sat up!
The big log bed was missing from the room, the pink tassel gauze was missing, and the goddess Zhang Yanwei who was waiting for him was missing, but the annoying buzzing sound was still there!
Wiping the beads of sweat on his forehead, Hua Cuo realized that everything just now was just a dream. The only thing that gave him a sense of reality was the buzzing and vibrating sound of the phone on the bedside table for incoming calls!
Hua Cuo clenched his hands and gritted his teeth with an annoyed look on his face! "A little bit! Just a damn little bit"
This dream is so clear, so real, and uh ~ also so "nonsensical"!
Although the two people in the dream were somewhat ruined, Huacuo suddenly felt that she liked this tune very much. That was very exciting and stimulating, wasn't it?
"It's a pity that the facts are destined to be just a dream!"
"It's all your fault!" Hua Cuo blamed the constant buzzing of her cell phone for her failure to do anything good.
He was so angry that he grabbed him and didn't even look at who called him. "If you can't give me a reason that convinces me, then I guarantee you'll be dead! No matter who you are!" Hua Cuo's voice was almost roaring!
I have to say that some irrational mistakes are lucky! Because the person who called him was not his grandfather, nor his father, nor Zhang Yan, who teased him in his dream and then disappeared irresponsibly.Because if it is these three people, then the threatening words that Hua Cuo just threatened will soon be confirmed on himself!
Hua Cuo yelled hysterically over the phone, and he was obviously shocked. He didn't know why Hua Cuo, who was hiding in the hotel and enjoying his leisure, suddenly became so angry.
But as a soldier, he quickly recovered from his shock.
Because responsibility told him that what happened at this moment must be reported truthfully to Hua Cuo immediately, and without delay!
"Young Master Hua, it's me"
Serious statement 1: This chapter is just a subtle connotation, and does not contain any excessive forbidden words or passages! If there is another unscrupulous man who acts like a gentleman and reports and blocks this chapter, the author will directly scold him!
Serious statement 2: The connotation of this chapter that completely ruined Zhang Yan and Hua Cuo's views is just a daydream of Hua Cuo. It does not mean that Zhang Yan and Hua Cuo really like to play this tune. Especially when you have to answer questions before going to bed to have sex, isn't this an old man doing the splits, it's just bullshit! So ahem~ Why do you feel that the explanation is just trying to cover up the obvious? What a mess! Confused!