Hua Cuo was finally inspired by Liu Xiaobing and took the five soldiers from the special operations brigade with him.
After returning to his seat, Fan Zhiqiang, although he was happy that Liu Xiaobing chose to stand on his side when he was trying to seduce his father and daughter by mistake, he still lectured Liu Xiaobing in a critical tone. It's nothing more than being too young, acting impulsively, and speaking too hot-headedly without considering the consequences.
Liu Xiaobing is actually a very emotional person, but although his emotions come quickly, they go away just as quickly.
When he saw Hua Cuo leaving in anger, Liu Xiaobing also secretly blamed himself for not giving him face. After all, he was the one who asked to help him, and he was his brother-in-law. Moreover, his words were only for his own good, and there was no malice. But what about him?
So I didn¡¯t have any refutation of Fan Zhiqiang¡¯s preaching and criticism, I just listened silently without being in a very high mood.
At this time, Fan Tingting was not happy.
Although she didn't know why Hua Cuo, who wore pigtails, wanted to run against her, she knew that Liu Xiaobing had caused the current situation with Hua Cuo because of her. Besides, she didn't have a good impression of Hua Cuo in the first place. Because she was here to help her family, she would not be so harmonious to Hua Cuo!
Now that Hua Cuo is gone and the matter is settled, she has nothing to avoid. In addition, Liu Xiaobing, the heroic protector of beauty, was scolded by her father for this matter just now. She has no reason not to stand up and speak for Liu Xiaobing.
"Dad, how can you put all the blame on Liu Xiaobing? You just saw how his brother-in-law tried to persuade us with his words! He was so arrogant that we couldn't do anything without him. ! I think Liu Xiaobing did the right thing and acted like a man! You can¡¯t be spoiled by someone like his brother-in-law!¡±
"You" Fan Zhiqiang pointed at Fan Tingting angrily, just about to take her with him and scold her.
Liu Xiaobing stood up and took Fan Tingting's hand. "I suddenly feel very bored. Can you go for a walk with me?"
Of course Fan Tingting readily agreed.
Seeing the two of them getting up and walking out, Fan Zhiqiang hurriedly got up and followed them. He chased after them and told them that in emergency situations, it is best not to walk around, let alone go too far.
It was not until the entrance of the "People's Commune Canteen" that the three of them separated.
Looking at Liu Xiaobing and Fan Tingting walking away, they were still holding hands.
Fan Zhiqiang was both happy and worried at the same time.
But what can he do?
As Fan Zhiqiang drove away, a military warrior followed him from a distance.
The people sitting in the car were none other than three of the five special operations brigades who had followed Hua Cuo.
Although Hua Cuo left in anger, he did not lose his mind. He always kept in mind the purpose of his visit. After Souyi walked out of the "canteen", they actually did not leave, but chose to stay and hide and wait.
When Liu Xiaobing and three people walked separately, Hua Cuo made a simple arrangement, that is, the three of them drove with Fan Zhiqiang, and the other two secretly followed and protected Liu Xiaobing and Fan Tingting, while he chose to find a hotel room to rest. Because it is absolutely enough for him to have these people around, and there is no need to run the errands himself.
What's more, his braids are too eye-catching. If Liu Xiaobing and others suddenly find out that they are secretly protecting him instead of really leaving it alone as he said, then wouldn't he be slapped in the face again? Wouldn't it be embarrassing?
It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon. Because the summer heat had passed, there were gradually more and more pedestrians on the street, and Liu Xiaobing and Fan Tingting had been wandering around for almost two hours without knowing it.
The two of them just walked aimlessly and didn't say anything. Although Fan Tingting found a few topics during the period, seeing Liu Xiaobing's perfunctory manner without interest, she could only choose not to speak again, pouting her little lips. Dissatisfied, he followed.
In the three-station pedestrian street, many small vendors have appeared on the street, setting up simple stalls to sell their small commodities to passers-by. Although the street is wide, it cannot accommodate the increasing flow of people, so the pedestrian street begins to become crowded.
Liu Xiaobing numbly pulled Fan Tingting through it, but his mood slowly began to improve with the lively scene on the street.
"Hey, little brother, little brother, please stay!"
Suddenly a skinny and dirty hand took Liu Xiaobing's hand.
Um? Liu Xiaobing stopped and looked back at the person holding him with a questioning expression.
"Wow! That's incredible, that's incredible! What a pity, what a pity!" The visitor spoke incoherently, and his expression was sometimes surprised, sometimes worried.
Liu Xiaobing turned around and looked at the person in front of him. One person made him a little confused.Weird people.
Wearing a coarse cloth gown and old-fashioned Nadir black cloth shoes, he is thin, his face is pale and dirty, his hair is a little long and a little messy, and he still has a goatee on his chin. At first glance, he looked like a down-and-out scholar from the Republic of China, and Liu Xiaobing couldn't help but think of the "Master Kong Yiji" written by Lu Xun.
This contemporary version of Kong Yiji is actually holding a bamboo pole in his hand. A horizontal pole is tied to the bamboo pole and he is carrying a flag made of gray and white cloth. There is a yin and yang figure in the flag, and there are vertical characters arranged on both sides. One side says Enlighten all living beings, the other side says Yafeng layman.
"Are you a fortune teller?" Liu Xiaobing looked at the man pulling him. He was clearly a charlatan based on his attire!
Fan Tingting also looked at "Kong Yiji" curiously. She also wanted to know what this man did.
The visitor stroked his goatee. "No, it's absurd. A magician is a person who reveals secrets, while I am a person who enlightens all living beings. Although they both give people faces, their natures are different."
Liu Xiaobing was a little confused. "Is there any difference? Why do you say that?"
"Of course." Kong Yiji stroked his beard proudly. "Generally, a magician's fortune-telling will be detrimental to one's health and longevity, but I am trying to accumulate virtue and do good deeds."
Liu Xiaobing was too lazy to have these discussions with him. What he was interested in now was to know why this person grabbed him among all the people in the crowd, and what else he said was both remarkable and a pity.
Nowadays, swindlers have all kinds of tricks and methods, but unfortunately they have found the wrong person. Because Liu Xiaobing is now penniless, he wants to follow this charlatan whom he has already identified as a charlatan and have a good banter with each other to pass the depressed mood this afternoon. .
"I would like to ask you how to address me sir?" Liu Xiaobing pretended to be humble and bowed offensively and defensively.
"I am alone and wandering around the world. I can't remember my last name anymore. You can call me sir, or you can call me Yafeng layman." Kong Yiji (hereinafter called Yafeng layman) was very satisfied with Liu Xiaobing's attitude. .
Hearing this, Liu Xiaobing became even more convinced that the other party was a liar. He didn¡¯t even dare to say his name and claimed to have forgotten it? What a liar!
"Then, sir, why is it such a shame and a pity to hold me back?"
Layman Yafeng stopped talking and stroked his beard. His hazy eyes filled with eye excrement repeatedly looked up and down at Liu Xiaobing, during which he also glanced at Fan Tingting several times.
Liu Xiaobing's heart felt cold when he saw it. His anus tightened, and Fan Tingting hid behind Liu Xiaobing.
finally
"Well! I see that your bones, little brother, are amazing. You are truly a genius that is rare to see in a hundred years! With a little help, I can definitely transform into a real dragon! Tsk, tsk~" Layman Yafeng nodded and smacked his lips.
Liu Xiaobing and Fan Tingting both laughed. They were curious about what Yafeng layman would say next, because this opening scene felt very familiar to them. In Zhou Xingxing's "Kung Fu", the old beggar had a similar opening when he promoted the Tathagata Palm.
Layman Yafeng continued to observe. "Well! Now I am more sure that you are the descendant of the real dragon! The founder of Guiguzi never deceives the descendants! His old man said: when the real dragon appears, the phoenixes come to the ceremony! Unfortunately, your true body is not yet formed, so you cannot let him The phoenixes live together in harmony and serve together!¡±
But Liu Xiaobing still regarded what he said as a lie.
Doesn¡¯t that man like to hear that a group of phoenixes serve the true dragon together? You know it's impossible, but it makes you feel satisfied, right? When a man is mentally satisfied with his sexual desires, he will also give generously!
Liu Xiaobing pretended to be shocked and his eyes were filled with admiration. "Sir, you are really an expert! Although I don't know if I am the reincarnation of a real dragon, I am indeed troubled by the fact that there are too many women around me. She is not the only one." Liu Xiaobing pulled Fan Tingting beside him and said to layman Yafeng. "I was bullied by my other two girlfriends. Why don't I comfort them one by one? I'm so worried!"
Fan Tingting also cooperated and immediately put on a sad look. "Please sir, please give me some advice for this little girl!" In fact, I was feeling sad, and I guess I was about to get to the point! This big liar probably won't come up with a "Sunflower Collection" or "Evil Sword Manual", right? If these two secret books are true, let alone they can really resolve disputes. Because after training as a eunuch, he is no longer useful to women, and naturally there will be peace. As for serving together? Nonsense! No woman wants to share the same husband!
Layman Yafeng was even more proud when he saw the appearance of the two of them. Then he actually lifted up his long coat and took out a book from his waist, as the two of them had guessed before.
"Huh?! "The Heart Sutra of the Imperial Girl"¡·? ! Liu Xiaobing exclaimed.
"Yes, as long as you devote yourself to practicing this book, I guarantee that you will become a dragon in no time, and the chaos of the Phoenixes that will follow will be easily solved!"
"Sir, do you mean to sell this book to me?" Liu Xiaobing was impatient. "How much? Sir, please give me a price!"
"Vulgar!" Layman Yafeng said with a disdainful look on his face. "This sutra, even a treasure, can only be held by those who are destined to possess it. Wouldn't it be defiled by something that smells like copper?"
Liu Xiaobing was stunned, did he want to give it to himself for free? Isn't this scientific? Why don't you follow the script?
"You are destined to have this book, so now it belongs to you!" Yafeng layman actually stuffed the book into Liu Xiaobing's hands.
Liu Xiaobing and Fan Tingting said they were shocked! I once suspected that I was blaming the wrong person, but
"You are destined to this book, that is, you are destined to my sect. I am not talented, and I have been unable to carry forward the great skills of my ancestors in Guigu for half my life. I feel very guilty, so I want to build a golden body for my ancestors to atone for my sins. So I shamelessly seek someone who is destined for me."
"The urban management is coming! Everyone, run!" A shout was like a thunder on the ground, and the street suddenly became chaotic, and all kinds of vendors packed up and fled at lightning speed.
Yafeng Jushi Qingbai¡¯s complexion also changed, and he snatched the book back from Liu Xiaobing¡¯s hand. "I remembered that I suddenly had something urgent to do. It seems that your good relationship with this book has not been exhausted yet, but you have to believe that this book will belong to you in the future. I have to go first now. There will be a time when the relationship will continue. "
As he spoke, his body had already poured into the fleeing crowd.
Liu Xiaobing and Fan Tingting looked at each other, and just when they were about to laugh, Yafeng layman turned back.
"I and my little brother are destined to be together. Now I have a piece of advice for you to say goodbye. Little brother, your seal is dark and you will have a disaster today. I beg you to be careful and keep your destined body. In the future, you and I will continue our unfinished fate! Remember, Remember"