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Volume 1 688 Varian¡¯s suicide attempt

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    "I said, do you dare to grow a little longer?" Levi held a ruler in disbelief and looked at the person in front of himthe evil god in even more disbelief.  He stretched out Punaya's tongue with a thirty-centimeter ruler, and seemed to be pulling it out with force: "Your tongue is really difficult to get rid of, it's so smooth, tender and hard to grasp No, it's the same as usual 2.6  Centimeter, hey, hey, hey.¡± The other party transformed into a human being, with a body that is almost completely human.  Only this thing looks a bit creepy Of course, Li is completely used to it.  It's the same today, sitting on a warship heading from the Isle of Thunder to the Eternal Isle.  The head of state put down the pen in his hand and picked up the ruler next to him.  Measure the length of the evil god¡¯s tongue.  "Hmmwuwuwuhow can you lose to a young man?" He put the monster-like tongue back into his mouth, but many people said that it was a very long tongue.  I have to say that this evil god is very scientific. Because his tongue was grabbed for a long time and he suddenly took it back into his mouth, a few tears flowed from the corners of his eyes: "It hurts" "Oh, I thought the evil god wouldn't hurt. -  -Besides, this has nothing to do with whether you are a young person or not." Levi shook the ruler and threw aside the measuring tool stained with the saliva of the evil goddess H.  He crossed his hands together on his chest and leaned back on the swivel chair. He asked domineeringly: "Also, what do you mean by young people?" "¡ªOne is only over ten thousand years old, and the other is less than one million.  Years old, of course he is a young man." The evil god didn't care about his age, and then he stuck out his tongue: "You are so swollen" "Aren't you known as the God of Blood Tongue?"  Wei tilted his head and looked at Nyarlathotep in front of him, and asked quite interestingly.  "That's right, but don't I look like a human now? Of course, if you feel dissatisfied, I can show you another one" "No -" Levi immediately waved his hand and said slightly nervously  : "You are in good condition and I like it very much -" "Tsk, timid." "Let me ask you, is there anyone in this universe who is bold enough to dare to confront you? - Titans don't count.  "Li Wei made a sound and said disdainfully: "I'm not timid, to be precise, I should be brave. Do you think there is anyone else in the world?" "I'm not very brave.  "I know, I have had many experiences with cute girls and cute boys in the past - of course, you are the only one now - come on, don't be unhappy," he said while discussing a topic that almost made him fall into the street.  , the evil god is worthy of being an evil god, and he has full death-seeking skills: "Look, don't I just keep my body like a jade and basically only attack the grass in the nest? - Hey, don't care about so many details from the past. What I mean is:  There are no powerful ones who dare to fight against us. ""Oh? Who?" This surprised Li Wei.  "Didn't I show you before? I once showed you an underground world at the North Pole of the Earth. There was once the oldest alien civilization on earth, which could be called the fortress city where the [Ancients] lived. Of course.  Well, their death-seeking skill points were all because the Cthulhu fool invaded the earth, and they couldn't defeat it, so they summoned my leader Azathoth and imprisoned the Cthulhu fool at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.  "Hehehehe" "Oh?" Li Wei chuckled, and he was probably the only one who could laugh after hearing these names: "Really? You said there are quite a lot of evil gods who don't deal with each other -  " "Of course, there are three levels of human beings, and there are three levels of flesh. We evil gods are also divided into levels - people like me belong to the upper class, and small things like Azeroth are another.  It's the same thing. " " A little thing from Azeroth? It is said that the Titans besieged Yogg-Saron and suffered heavy losses "Oh Yogg-Saron?  Not very clear, there are only a few of them anyway.  Let me tell you this, these evil gods in Azeroth are simply not enough to watch.  It's just that I guess things like Titans are [ ] sexual creatures. When they enter a planet like Azeroth, they will be stripped of their god-lordship. At the very least, they will lose a lot of power.  No one can go back for hundreds of millions of years - No, so for things like Yogg-Saron, even if the evil gods of Azeroth have a theory of survival of the fittest, they are actually about the same weakness.  You see, there was a man named Y'Shaarj. Didn't he die directly after being reincarnated by a titan who couldn't bear it anymore?  That Titan will still be a weakened version in the next life¡ª¡ª" The female evil god explained, laughing and said: "We evil gods also have levels among each other.  As a senior person like me, I don¡¯t need to go into details. I said it all on the pillow.  Why do you mention those low-level things?  They probably don't even know what the main god Azathos looks like.  Small things, small things¡ª¡ª¡± ¡°Oh, I really don¡¯t understand.  "Li Wei picked up a cup of coffee on the side and curled his lips and said: "You guys are summoned or something, who is so desperate for death?  " "Who knows?  After all, we are considered invincible, hahaHaha" Punaya laughed loudly: "Invincibility means loneliness. As for the person who summoned us?  Of course, it didn¡¯t end well. You see, the ancients on Earth were so awesome in the first place, but because they dared to summon Azathoth, their fate was so rough. Now they have basically been exterminated - alas, invincible, we are  He is invincible, who summoned us" Levi also smiled slightly and took out a pen holder from the side A fork, very small, as big as a dinner fork. "I heard that the evil god is afraid of this thing?  ¡ª¡ª¡± ¡°¡­?  ?  ?  ¡ª¡ªYou have nothing to do with this thing?  "The Evil Goddess, who was originally smiling, suddenly had a strange expression. She moved back unconsciously: "Are you sick?  " "Haha, I recently read through a few ancient books from Earth, and found that there is also a saying that hunting evil gods uses forks.  "Li Wei chuckled and said: "This is something we Chinese left behind in ancient times. We used this good method when we hunted the King in Yellow.  No, I didn¡¯t expect it to apply to you.  " "Don't, don't, don't, don't point something at me. Do you know what disgusting is?"  Let me tell you, I'm not afraid of you - put it away, okay?  How about I let you silence) and silence) tonight?  "With that said, Evil Goddess H stretched out her tongue. 2.6 cm long. "Well, you can consider it, but I still have something to ask you.  "Li Wei pointed his fork at the other party and said righteously: "Are you really afraid of this thing?  Why do I feel unreliable?  " "Well to be honest, it's just you and me who can't stand it - this thing is really scary.  But for uswell, maybe it's a little more annoying than you humans [having a steel bar inserted in the middle of the nail] [rubbing the glass blackboard sharply with the nail] - a little more annoying.  " "These two sound disgusting" "Look, what I said is right - so this is innate.  Blackboards and fingernails don't matter to you, but that kind of chirpy audio costs lives and loses three pounds of bones.  "Punaiya sighed and said: "IEh?  Eh eh eh?  Strange?  "    "¡­¡­What's wrong?  "Li Wei suddenly felt that Punaya's face looked even weirder, so he subconsciously threw the fork far away, and came to her side in a flash. He almost held her in his arms and asked with concern - "  Hey, hey, hey, I am an evil god. You don¡¯t need to care about me so much. In theory, you and I are not only different species, but we are also natural enemies.  "Punaiya was stunned by Li Wei, and then laughed happily again. "You are not much better than when we first met.  The fear that penetrated your heart is gone.  "Li Wei was made to blush and felt that he had lost face. He could only mutter: "I'm happy - what's wrong with you" "Well, this is it.  I've been summoned - and I'm native to Azeroth.  " For a moment, Li Wei's expression became colorful: "What did you say?  " "Guess, who is calling me through what?  " "Do you still need to guess?  Considering that there are only a few relatives related to you in this world" "They are the same kind, are you and Kato Taka related?  " "Well, considering there are only a few of your kind.  In that casecould it be Varian?  Hahahaha, are you kidding" "Congratulations, you got the answer right - it's a pity that there is no reward. I will go and have fun, and I will contact you when I have time.  "
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