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Volume 1 654 The greatness of mankind!

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    Levi is increasingly confused about strange creatures like evil gods, or if they can be called creatures.  Punaya sat there alone and talked for a long time, not knowing what nonsense he was talking about. "To be honest, I am getting more and more confused about you human beings." Instead, it was the evil lady who spoke first.  .  "Uhwhat do you mean?" Levi really felt that this kind of topic was very nutritious. Maybe the whole world would kneel down because of this young lady.  "It turns out that when you see me, you will feel a real sense of fear - this is what you said, in those tunnels where the world will be destroyed decades later." Punaya shook his finger, dotted in the air, and clicked back and forth.  It seems to be talking about some timeline: "Where, you didn't even dare to look at me, right? When I touch you, you feel like an electric shock all over your body" "Uh let me correct you, are you?  What dirty things have you seen recently?" Levi looked at the female Evil God in front of him worriedly: "I never heard that the Evil God can also get sick and it's like being electrocuted Where did you hear this adjective?"  "Well, the evil god can be stewed and eaten by you. Do you think the evil god will get sick? Maybe we are sick in a special way. Hahahaha - I haven't tried it yet. Maybe if you catch a cold, you will have a high fever of 36 degrees.  A sneeze will come with the suffix [Smita] Kinovovich, right?" The evil goddess, who is always smiling happily, seems to be in a good mood at the moment: "As for where this came from?  This kind of word appears in many harmful books. But what I mean is you used to be scared when you saw me, but are you used to holding me now?" As he said this, Punaya shook her head.  body.  Finding a comfortable angle on Levi's thigh - this evil H goddess with a great figure must say that she is very good at choosing her figure.  As she said herself, her skills of [Pinching People], [Pinching Faces] and [Pinching Models] must be full.  If it were normal, she would definitely be recognized as a proud woman with beautiful appearance, extraordinary wisdom, and perfect figure.  Those slender legs looked a bit too long - Levi felt that the other party must be too concerned about the conspiracy effect of the black stockings "colluding" with his legs.  In terms of human appearance, she is the best.  With a mere human appearance, it has reached the height of an elf - the effect of pinching the face.  It is also the most inhuman.  At this moment, the H female evil goddess was sitting on Levi's "thigh seat", swinging back and forth.  "So humans are all weird things." Levi thought for a moment, seemed to be quite surprised and reflected on himself, and then replied: "But you have changed a lot, haven't you? At first I thought you  That's a hypocritical smile. Now it feels so humane. " "Oh, I remember to change it. How could I be infected by a mere inferior creature?" Female Evil God H was stunned.  , seemed quite unhappy.  Then he stared at Li Wei with full aura and smiled evilly [for a moment]. In an instant, Li Wei felt like his hair was exploding - it was indeed an evil aura coming from an evil god.  "If you are shocked like this again do you know that ordinary people can be scared to death by you?" Levi hit Punaya hard on the head, leaving no trace of strength.  The latter groaned, held his head and fell into Li Wei's arms, unable to recover for a long time.  "You dead human being, do you know that my current body is also a human being? Do you want me to take off this appearance and meet you as the evil god? - Believe it or not, I scared all the gasping creatures in Azeroth to death in minutes?  "After Punaya calmed down, she held Li Wei's collar unhappily.  And he kept asking "Huh? Huh?"  "Many people think that as long as they look good, there will be no problem Now I understand that this is a kind of self-paralysis." Levi shook his head, drew a cross on his chest and said, "Amitabha, I'll count with my fingers.  I will be thrown into Jehannan (Islamic hell) by Yawei in the future - with you, the evil god I think I will go to hell. " "But you are still excited?" The evil god winked and pinched Levi's face vigorously.  The place is not exciting right now.  "Do you know PM? Do you think you are a human being? Let me tell you, human beings are great." Levi threw Punaya unceremoniously aside (on the bed), pointed at himself and said: "We humans  When we looked up at the sky for the first time, Greek mythology dreamed of how to destroy the sky (historical fact). We continued to accumulate knowledge, and found with sadness that this was unscientific - it was you, the evil god, who taught mankind scientific knowledge.  Is it your wish to have their dreams shattered? You, the evil goddess of HR, have been until you can't even have sex with the stars. But we still hope that there are any creatures among the stars, and we hope to reach the Milky Way.  On the other hand, we hope to establish friendship with them. We are not the only intelligent life in the universe and can only guard this crazy loneliness. But when we finally find them, we will definitely be with them.Snap, snap, snap.  Maybe they have corrosive blood and they breathe poisonous gases, but we will definitely have sex with them. They have organs as sharp as knives that can easily crush us, and we will also have sex with them.  How can you, a dirty evil god with a mind full of lust and evil, understand the greatness of human beings?  This is the eternal struggle and struggle of the human spirit. How did we rely on our hands to fight saber-toothed tigers countless thousands of years ago?  How did we first defeat a mammoth that was heavier than our entire tribe combined?  How did we kill your people for the first time with the sharp blades in our hands and then stew them to eat?  This is the human spirit - " "Well, although what you said is impassioned, but is this actually the spirit of seeking death?  "The evil god was stunned, and it seemed that he was really overwhelmed by Levi. "That's right, the spirit of seeking death drives us humans to keep moving forward, and fear and evil urge us. They are the two invincible forces for us.  "Magic weapon"Okay, I can't make it up anymore. Levi gave up. He couldn't go on with such shameless-sounding words. "Ididn't I tell you, in fact, I once worked as a doctor in ancient Egypt for a while  Queen?  "Punaiya tilted her head and looked at Li Wei, and asked with some confusion: "But it doesn't matter.  " "I heard that ancient Egyptians liked animals. Is this a good habit passed down by you?  "Li Wei asked seriously. "No, that has nothing to do with me at all.  "Ef Gentleman shook his head and firmly opposed Li Wei's statement: "I have no hobbies in this area. This is entirely the result of your own evil thoughts.  Having said that, after so many years, I have summarized the hobbies of human beings, and they are nothing more than the following four points: violence, same-sex, different races and close relatives, which is also the age difference - I can't escape these four options to my death.  You put it this way Human beings are really weird. When you go to an alien planet, do you really plan to have sex with other races?  " "Who am I not next to you now?  "    "¡­¡­Too.  The evil god thought for a while and agreed with this big discussion about humans: "You humans are indeed an extremely perverted and innocent race."  " "Speaking of which, I heard that you are an evil god?  "Li Wei finally quietly shifted the topic to Punaya. "Oh, it seems so - you want to confirm?  "As he said that, Punaya tore open the collar of his shirt, looking unwilling to give up. "Well, it has been confirmed a long time ago - you are indeed an evil god, judging from the amount of demand.  So" Levi thought for a moment and asked, "What do you think of the evil god on this planet?  " "Didn't I tell you before?  A bunch of fighting scum are not as stupid as Cthulhu.  "Calling President Ke's name unceremoniously, Punaya shrugged, lying on the bed with a restless expression. "Then since you can feel them, have you felt anything else recently?  .  For example" "For example?  " "For example, did Varian Wrynn, the human leader of the Alliance camp, take the heart of the Old God? This heart originally belonged to the only evil god who was killed in Azeroth - Y'Shaarj.  of.  The heart is now in Stormwind City, southeast of the Eastern Kingdom - this is what I guessed. Do you think I am right?  " "Hey, you really have to learn how to pinch your fingers?  "Punaiya half-smiled: "If I answered you and helped you solve your problem - how would you thank me?  " "Here, help you kill all humans or all creatures in Azeroth?  "Li Wei was stunned. "Which one of us is the evil god?  "Punaiya was stunned. "It seems like you are.  " "Then what are you talking about here about killing all the creatures in Azeroth?  Don¡¯t you know these things are very useful?  Do you have to break them all to be happy?  And kill them all. When did I, Nyarlathotep, take it as my duty to kill all the creatures in the world?  " "Then why did you let Einstein invent the atomic bomb?  " "Well, everyone is young - in short," Pu Naiya waved her hand, turned over and sat on Li Wei: "Take me out for a walk, I am almost suffocated in the maelstrom. Well let's go to Austria.  Grima is fine. I also want to visit the Outlands. I heard there is a portal through which I can go directly?  I have never understood what arcane magic is. Do you think if I learn this, will I be invincible?  " "Then he went to fuck Azathos alone?  " "You are also quite crazy. How did you come up with this?  I can't even think about it.  " "You just have to promise not to come out and scare people.  " "I promise" "ThenI promise you" "Oh, then I will tell you.  Punaya chuckled and said, "I threw that thing to your human leader when I was bored - how about it?"  Am I awesome?  " "?  ?  ?  Cao Cao fucked Cao Cao"
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