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    Emperor Haotian opened his mouth wide, and then he realized that he had fallen into a trap again. Damn boy, is it fun to dig a trap for the master?  "It's like a lion opening his mouth. Each person has a top-notch magic weapon. Do you think Haotian Palace is a rich heaven? Where can I get you so many magic weapons?"  Qin Feng saw the master's face getting darker and darker, and immediately said: "Master, you have also seen that my wives have just ascended and they don't even have a magic weapon that they can use. If this spreads out, your old face will look bad  There is no glory, people will say that our Haotian Palace is a poor place." There is some truth to this, but no matter how you listen to it, it still feels like a trap.  The Emperor gritted his teeth and said with a pained expression: "Of course I have to give you the greeting gift. They must be very tired after they have just ascended. Disciple, please take everyone to rest first, and the master will personally choose the greeting gift for them, and then have someone send it to them." "Thank you very much.  Master." His plot succeeded, and he said to the girls with a smile: "Thank you, Master." "Thank you, Master," the girls shouted.  The emperor forced a smile: "We are all one family, no need to be polite, haha Let's go down and have a rest" After they left, the emperor pounded his chest and stamped his feet: "More than a dozen top-quality magic weapons, I have a treasure trove of them."  The money is empty. It seems that we have to find an opportunity to find the Jade Emperor and Ziwei Emperor and ask them to help. Well, especially the Jade Emperor is so rich that it is necessary to beat his autumn wind. " In the heaven, Jade.  The emperor sneezed for no reason and whispered to himself: "Who is talking about me behind my back? You are so brave." He raised his head and asked: "Why hasn't Qin Feng come here yet?" Taishang Laojun stepped forward.  Step by step he said: "Your Majesty, the person who went to convey the order has just arrived at Haotian Palace in less than a cup of tea. You still need to wait patiently for a while." "I know." The Jade Emperor waved his hand impatiently,  At the same time, he glanced at the triangular eyes that were still pretending to be pitiful.  "The triangular eyes are full of tricks, with a miserable expression and strong resentment in his eyes. People who don't know will definitely think that he has been raped by dozens of big men.  As for Haotian Palace, Qin Shaogang had just arranged the girls, and a senior brother came over: "Little junior brother, Heavenly Court sent someone here to say that the Jade Emperor wants to see you." He turned around and shouted: "I'm busy, no  Kong'er." Senior brother wiped his sweat and said, "Junior brother, it's the Jade Emperor who wants to see you. There must be something important. You'd better go there quickly, otherwise the master will be angry." "Okay, Jade.  The emperor's face must be given." He said to the girls with a stinking look on his face: "You should be good at home and wait for your husband to come back." On the way to the heaven, he deliberately flew very slowly to convey the order.  He urged me many times, but he regarded me as transparent.  "I said, Great Immortal Qin Feng, can't you be faster?" "I'm already very fast. Did you see that I'm flying on auspicious clouds instead of walking on two legs?" He hummed: "I usually do  When I go to see the master, I always walk there, which seems more sincere. "The man's face turned green. You are all in the Haotian Palace. You are so close. Of course, you don't have to fly to see Emperor Haotian.  But now is it time to go to heaven?  Seeing that he looked unhappy, Qin asked, "Thisfather-in-law" "I'm not your father-in-law." The man immediately jumped to his feet and shouted.  "No, father-in-law, isn't it always the father-in-law's job to deliver orders?" He blinked.  "I am not the father-in-law." The man once again showed his identity: "I am a guard of the heaven, not the father-in-law." "Guard, but you are not wearing armor, you are wearing a Taoist robe. If you are not a father-in-law, you are nothing." Qin Shao said with a smile:  "I didn't expect that there are eunuchs in heaven. Let me ask you a very personal question. Do you have a little penis?" The man was going crazy. If he hadn't suppressed the fire in his heart, he would have taken action.  Qin Shao said without hesitation: "I want to ask a more private question. Was your penis cut off or made invisible in some way? Did you take the initiative to make it disappear, or did you ask for it?  The process must be very uncomfortable for others to help" The man was ready to die. He gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not a eunuch, I have a little penis." "It's true." Qin Feng looked suspicious.  "Why don't I take it out and show it to you." "Then forget it. In fact, in many cases, it doesn't mean anything." "Uh." "You are sure that your thing still has the most primitive function. This  I'm afraid it's the reason why the Jade Emperor came to you to convey the message. By the way, father-in-law, we have been chatting for so long and we haven't asked you for your last name." The man said subconsciously."My surname is Ma, I'm not" "Eunuch Ma, it's really a pleasure to meet you. My surname is Qin. Just teach me how to teach Qin Feng. I can see that Eunuch Ma is a very easy-going person. No wonder we can talk like this.  "Happy." "" When he arrived at the gate of the heaven, "Father-in-law" bumped his head against a pillar, rolled his eyes and fainted. It was only because it was difficult for him that he could persist until now.  Qin Shao muttered while arranging his coat that was not messy: "My father-in-law is my father-in-law. Without that little thing, his behavior is really different from that of ordinary people!" After saying that, he took big steps with a trademark bad look on his face.  Smile and walk into heaven.  The Jade Emperor is already drowsy. He had a fight with his wife last night and was forced to sleep in the study. Plus he had the trouble of choosing who to fight, so his mental state was not very good.  Just when he was about to fall asleep, a loud voice sounded: "Qin Feng, a disciple of Haotian Palace, pays homage to the Jade EmperorThank you to the Jade Emperor." The Jade Emperor and the Haotian Emperor are the same generation. According to etiquette, when Qin Feng met the Jade Emperor  It was time to kneel down and bow down. When this guy just walked up, he noticed that the Jade Emperor was taking a nap, so he shouted loudly. As soon as his knees bent a little, he stood up shamelessly and spoke in a polite way.  He shouted: "Thank you, Jade Emperor" The Jade Emperor was startled. He opened his eyes and saw Qin Feng standing up. He thought he had knelt down and bowed, so he subconsciously said: "Young friend Qin, you're welcome"  All the ministers stared. They had witnessed with their own eyes the whole process of Qin Feng's petty behavior. They thought that this boy must be too courageous. He actually acted in public, so he was not afraid of being exposed.  ?Looking at Mr. Qin again, he has a proud expression on his face, which clearly means that I am not afraid of you exposing me. If you don¡¯t believe me, give it a try.  "No one really wants to do such a thankless thing that harms others and does not benefit oneself. Anyway, the Jade Emperor has already thought that he has knelt down, so why should we meddle in others' affairs.  "However, there are still some who are not convinced, that is, Triangle Eyes lying on the ground. His small eyes rolled, and he thought, Qin Feng, you have another crime, and you are dead today.
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