Roger walked into the kitchen, where the landlady was washing vegetables. She looked up at him and then lowered her head, sighing: "You are bullying your cousin again." What Roger just said was loud and arrogant, and she was listening in the kitchen. It was clear that Roger was the most despicable, shameless, scumbag, and scum person she had ever seen "Haha, I didn't bully her, I was seriously educating her on how to do things. Step by step! I planned to show her Teletubbies first, then the Ginseng Baby, then the Calabash Baby, then the episodes before the Black Cat Sheriff female praying mantis eats the groom male, and then Pleasant Goat! It would be very troublesome for me to mess up my plan like this! If I continue to jump up and down like this, I won¡¯t be able to see Ye Qin¡¯s sick building in two or three months,¡± Roger replied with a smile. Wenjie raised her head and stared at Roger in a daze. Roger thought his face was dirty and was about to wipe it twice when he heard Wenjie say: "Are you always so optimistic? No matter how big a blow it is, , can¡¯t it make you depressed? You are really a strong person.¡± After learning that Roger was the ¡®neurotic patient with wide thoughts¡¯, Wenjie¡¯s thoughts were very complicated. She pretended that she was Roger. She had lived in fine clothes since she was a child, and had a lot of good things to do. She was followed by a group of losers wherever she went. She could eat tens of thousands of yuan for a meal, and tens of thousands for a bottle of wine. Suddenly, One day, her aura of rich second generation was wiped out by fate, and she could only live in a small room of seven square meters. The food expenses for a month were the same as the price of a drink before. She would definitely go crazy. However, Roger seemed to have no feeling at all. He was still laughing and joking every day, and he could still follow his plan steadily Wen Jie really admired him! "Ah? Sister Wen, did you misunderstand something?" Roger was a little puzzled by Wenjie's words, "I tricked Xiao Chutian into watching Teletubbies. How does this have anything to do with Lotte By the way, you said what if If I don¡¯t stop her from watching Pleasant Goat, in three or five days, can I ask her to come to my room to watch Ye Qin Ward with me at night?¡± ¡°¡¡± Wen Jie¡¯s mind was confused for a moment, and she suddenly wanted to beat Luo. Have a meal! "What dishes are you washing? I see you have been washing them for more than twenty minutes. Come on, let me wash them." Roger is slow when he is not doing things. No matter how you call him, he will not start. But once he does something, he immediately becomes impatient, and he dislikes anyone who does it slowly. Just now he had been watching the landlady busy in the living room for half an hour without making any movement. Now he entered the kitchen for less than half a minute, and he couldn't stand it anymore. He was really a contradictory person. The landlady blushed a little. As a twenty-seven or eight-year-old woman, she couldn't cook or even wash vegetables. This was really embarrassing. But there's nothing she can do. She has two jobs, one is full of social activities, and the other is managing a start-up company. How can she have time to learn how to cook? She is not short of money. She usually orders food. She can eat up to a thousand yuan a month. Plus the occasional toothpaste, that's about three thousand, which is only one-tenth of her income. Even if she wanted to eat at home, she would always instruct Fatty Toutuo to do it. She was only responsible for eating. She made a mistake today, and then she suddenly thought of cooking for Roger Unexpectedly! Just washing the dishes is so difficult! "Well, come on." The landlady stepped away from the sink, blushing with embarrassment. But she immediately thought of the happy place. She couldn't cook for Roger, but Roger could cook for her. It was all so tender Roger rolled up his sleeves and was about to show off his skills, and then Startled. "Were you washing the black fungus just now?" Roger picked up a piece of black fungus, and Wenjie's face suddenly turned redder. Nowadays, the meanings of many words have changed. Black fungus no longer only refers to food, and Haitian does not necessarily refer to soy sauce. Some people have severe anorexia and will never eat prickly cucumbers. There are also some perverts who do not like to eat seafood. , and later became an abalone lover Wen Jie blushed and said, "I bought it when I saw it. At that time, I just thought it could soften blood vessels" "What I want to say is not the same thing as what you want to say! I What I want to say is, you actually washed the dry fungus like this!" Roger looked at the sink in shock. Black fungus is left on the ground to dry, so it is dusty and has to be washed. But who has ever seen someone directly use a toothbrush to brush dry and hard black fungus? Roger looked at the pile of washed black fungus and said in shock, "Why are you so stupid? This thing should be boiled for 10 minutes, soaked and softened before being taken out and washed by hand. You actually you It¡¯s a great idea, learn how to love from me¡± Roger actually wanted to say, ¡®learn how to cook with me¡¯, but a slip of the tongue resulted in such a ridiculous mistake! When he realized something was wrong, he finished speaking! Wenjie blushed a little when she heard Roger joke that she couldn't wash vegetables. But when Roger said those outrageous words, she was so ashamed that her neck was red! He patted Roger on the arm twice, then pushed Roger out: "Go, go, kids don't learn well! Go out and tease your cousin!" Then he turned to Roger and started cooking black wood.Ear However, apart from being ashamed, she actually liked Roger talking to her like this! She secretly thought that if Roger flirted with her again, she would follow suit, and if Roger took advantage of her, she would drop a hint. Roger was very strong, just like a calf. She felt so comfortable that night, as if she had been electrocuted. The waves of sensation kept coming and she wanted to eat Roger again. Roger was pushed out of the kitchen, a little annoyed that he had reacted too quickly and said the wrong thing. Seeing the landlady busy there, with her polyester pants sticking to her perky buttocks, it was obvious that it was very comfortable to rub, and her long, beautiful legs Although Roger didn't have much hope at first, But at least there is a little bit! Isn¡¯t it time to despair now? He felt very regretful, shook his head and left the kitchen When the landlady saw that Roger had really gone out, she couldn't help but feel a little discouraged. But during the meal, she regained her energy and kept giving Roger hints by picking up vegetables Of course, she was the only one who thought that picking up black fungus was a hint, and I'm afraid no one else in the world would think so. Roger ate a small bowl of rice and a large bowl of black fungus in one night. He didn't think this was a hint. He thought the landlady was angry about it before, so she punished him not to eat meat but to eat vegetarian food It is indeed difficult for a sullen man and a sultry woman to cause friction The night passed peacefully. Early the next morning, the little black cat came to pick up Roger as promised. She wanted to be alone with Roger, but where could Roger leave little Hinata? Besides, Roger doesn¡¯t have much preference for the little black cat! So, Roger had to enjoy the blessing of being together If there was only one loli, Roger would have shamelessly hugged each other's shoulders, but with two loli Roger felt that the left side of his body was hot, and the right side of his body was numb. Leng, it seems that I am in the middle of two nameless auras The little black cat and little Hinata are so scary