"Under the glorious guidance of the great Fatty General Kim Sam, and under the leadership of the great Workers' Party of Korea, the Juche idea with infinite power has allowed us to achieve scientific and technological breakthroughs again. We have successfully tested a neutron bomb recently. This is Those who want to undermine North Korea's peace will feel sad when they hear this news as part of the substantive measures taken by the United States to safeguard national security and sovereignty in response to the U.S.'s gross infringement of North Korea's legitimate and peaceful satellite launch rights. Tremble! The test is safe and perfect. This will be an important opportunity to effectively encourage and promote the North Korean army and people to devote themselves to the struggle to build a strong country with the spirit and courage to conquer the universe, and ensure the great peace and stability of the Korean Peninsula and the region. Long live the three fat generals! Long live the great Workers¡¯ Party! Even if all North Koreans starve to death, they will still support the fat generals!¡± On the big screen TV, a North Korean woman was wearing formal clothes and broadcasting the news in a passionate and passionate tone. He is courageous, has a sonorous and powerful tone, and is extremely contagious. Whenever he makes a statement, it can make the enemies' livers burst into pieces, as if a vixen with incredible fighting power is cursing! Hearing such news, Cui Yongchang flushed and was extremely excited. Tears flowed down involuntarily. His body slowly slid down from the sofa, and finally even knelt on the ground, sobbing and choking. His heart was full of regret and regret. Blaming himself, the country is still desperately developing neutron bombs to cope with the increasing pressure from the Americans, while he is living in Japan, drinking and playing with soft girls every day. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????OUTOUT Cui Yongchang's high-spirited mood made him raise his head high and naturally sang loudly, "Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! The footsteps, the footsteps of our Captain Jin, carry forward the spirit of February, move forward, tap-ta-ta-ta, with vigorous steps, The whole country welcomes him. His figure is exactly the same as that of the leader and general, and his eyes seem to sparkle" Cui Yongchang couldn't help but dance. The joyful mood overflows on the face. This cheerful scene lasted for more than ten minutes, and several North Korean comrades were hugging each other happily. Suddenly, there was a rough knock on the door. After a few knocks, the iron door was kicked violently, and it fell down with a 'boom', bringing up choking dust. Zhou Qingfeng walked in from the outside with a gloomy look on his face. He first glanced at the announcer on TV who was still doing impassioned outfits, then walked up to Cui Yongchang and shouted: "Are you born in the year of the rat? It takes three days and two days to move." " Cui Yongchang was filled with courage at this time, and he shouted with his head held high: "Our country has developed a neutron bomb, which means that our country is very powerful and we have the right to act freely." "Fuck you! You didn't turn in last week's profit in time. I'm short of money now. Please transfer it to me quickly." Zhou Qingfeng's face was impatient. He was especially annoyed by what was being broadcast on TV. He was almost harmed by that incident a few days ago. die. Anyone who mentions neutron bombs now will be filled with anger. Cui Yongchang raised his head and shouted proudly: "I think the distribution ratio between us needs to be revised. I think" He slapped Cui Yongchang hard on the face, and Zhou Qingfeng said disdainfully: "Say it again?" Several Cui Yongchang's men were furious and rushed forward one after another. However, they were beaten back no matter how they rushed forward. After a few crackles, Cui Yongchang's brain finally became clearer. Zhou Qingfeng said sarcastically: "Idiot! It's just a nuclear bomb, and you didn't make it yourself. You'd better raise money for me quickly. If there's another time, , I will let the Japanese come to you." Zhou Qingfeng came and left in a hurry. Cui Yongchang covered his swollen face and looked at the broken furniture and men on the ground, feeling the news on the TV. It's so far away from me, but the devil who just left is so close to me. His happy mood immediately turned into depression. But at this moment, his cell phone rang. As soon as he looked at the number, he entered the secret room and answered the call. A lazy female voice came from the phone, "Mr. Cui, I want to sell you some information." "You should call me father!" "Well, it's just a title. Let's talk about the deal. North Korea just exploded a nuclear bomb. The CIA has determined that it was a neutron bomb. We want to know more specific details. The reward this time is quite big!¡± Cui Yongchang wanted to say: I just learned about it from TV. Where do I know the details? I was also very surprised. I was very happy just now - if I hadn't been interrupted by someone. But if he really says this, its value will be greatly reduced. If a senior intelligence officer doesn't even have the slightest clue about such a thing, then he is not far away from retirement. Cui Yongchang said decisively: "I'm sorry, I have nothing to comment on!" Bang! The phone was hung up. Irina Ivannikova sat at her desk with a troubled face, thinking one by one who else could she contact? The CIA has just summoned all the intelligence personnel they can contact to request further information about North Korea's nuclear explosion. Three days ago, reconnaissance satellites from multiple countries discovered a strong infrared light shining in the northern part of the Korean Peninsula. The subsequent gamma ray measurements and detection of nuclear explosion optical radiation characteristics showed that this was an authentic nuclear explosion. Or a neutron bomb explosion. There was no warning in advance for this explosion. In the past, when North Korea wanted to carry out a nuclear explosion, everyone in the world wanted to know about it, but this time it happened so silently that the Americans were too late to take any measures. As soon as the incident happened, the CIA was in a panic, and the president issued a death order. This is related to the national security and strategy of the United States. We must understand what happened. Irina Ivannikova is assigned tasks as a non-staff member, and she knows very well that if there is no clue to hand over the tasks, her future life will be more difficult. Originally, she thought that her cheap father might be able to provide some information. It didn¡¯t need too much, just a little bit. Things like nuclear explosions involved great power competition, and there was no benefit in knowing too much. Irina Ivannikova thought about it and decided to go find her father in person. She did not believe that her father, as the director of the East Asia Department of the Ministry of National Security of North Korea, would have no news at all. But when she spent some effort to find Cui Yongchang, the old man only gave a vague message after receiving the money, "We ourselves don't know the issue of nuclear explosions." "What do you mean you don't know either?" Irina. Ivannikova's face was full of suspicion. She asked her father to meet at a Japanese tavern. The two went into different boxes and talked through the wooden board. For such a big matter, Cui Yongchang would naturally inquire domestically through personal relationships, but the results he got were surprising. No one knew what the nuclear explosion was about? ¡°It¡¯s normal if one or two people don¡¯t know. But Cui Yongchang has money in his hands, and he has established a very wide network of relationships in a power society like North Korea, involving all aspects of society, but no one can tell Cui Yongchang clearly. This is very strange! He couldn't help but recall what Zhou Qingfeng said intentionally or unintentionally - 'You didn't make it yourself'. If this is true, Cui Yongchang can't help but feel panicked. If the North Koreans didn't do it themselves, who would be so crazy and drop nuclear bombs randomly? Americans? People from the Celestial Dynasty? Russian? And after this happened, the most nervous person was not the Americans, but the North Koreans themselves, because Even Fatty Kim San, when he learned that a nuclear bomb exploded in North Korea, his first reaction was that the United States was going to teach him a lesson, so hurry up. Drill into the underground air raid shelter of your home. At the same time, all military forces across the country were notified to prepare for enemy invasion. Then we started to wait, wait, wait After waiting for a few hours, the whole world began to broadcast major news - North Korea conducted a nuclear test, and it was suspected that a breakthrough in neutron bomb technology was successful. ¡°Uh¡, isn¡¯t America¡¯s father coming to teach me a lesson? your sister! This unscientific! After seeing the news, Fatty Jin San cursed the world¡¯s media as idiots - who would conduct a nuclear test near their home? The location of the nuclear explosion was less than 100 kilometers away from Pyongyang! I'm almost scared to death, okay? I was so scared that I peed! You have already asked the Celestial Empire for help, okay? It¡¯s already shameless to ask for military aid, okay? If you are ready to be beaten to pieces, go to Peking and form a homeless government, okay? ¡°I didn¡¯t expect you were actually teasing me? ! your sister! Does teasing me require a nuclear bomb? Do you need to buy such high-end stuff to tease me? Does the whole world need to know about it to tease me? After reacting, the three fat men were furious and immediately ordered a thorough investigation of what happened. First, they would check their own nuclear bomb development agency. Was there any accident? In the end, it was nothing. The researchers reported honestly - our own nuclear bomb technology is all supported by China, not to mention miniaturization and neutron bombs. The previous nuclear explosion can only be said to be a nuclear explosive device, not even a nuclear bomb. . And now Tianchao also asked with lingering fear: "Three Fatties, what happened to your family?" Something to say?That's easy to say. If you have any opinions, you can raise them. Is it okay to double the aid this year? Don't throw firecrackers at your own home! You are so patient! When did the neutron bomb come out? After the three fat men were silent for a long time, they discovered that the whole world was frightened by North Korea's nuclear weapons breakthrough, and even the always arrogant old man suddenly spoke more politely. What exactly is going on? Although I suffer from paranoia and claim every day that I am not afraid of anyone, in fact I am very afraid of being suddenly beaten up and living a poor life with no power or power. But if you want to flatter me, do it openly, okay? He who is sneaky is not a good man! The three fat guys finally decided to endure the situation and decided to hold a grand military parade and a group exercise of 100,000 people to warmly celebrate North Korea's breakthrough in nuclear bomb miniaturization and neutron bomb technology. Anyway, even the major powers did not know what was going on, so let everyone know first. Let¡¯s get over it all. The background sound of the TV recording was mixed with passionate commentary. "How fast our progress is, developing rapidly in the direction of a great power in the universe." "Our combat readiness is foolproof, and the enemy's provocations will be severely punished!" "Our great general has pointed out the program for the development of nuclear weapons for us, how wonderful this is. "It's correct." "Looking at the general's tall and tall figure, we couldn't help but shed tears from the corners of our eyes." When dozens of parade formations composed of tens of thousands of people passed through Pyongyang's Kim Big Fat Square, three fat men stood on the rostrum. He applauded in a classic gesture to show his status, but the spectacle in front of him could not eliminate the irritability in his heart. He kept thinking: Which bastard dropped the nuclear bomb on my house?