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The heroes who came from time to time Chapter 136 This is the master

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    It is very troublesome to follow the emperor for a walk. Anyway, when I watched the TV series before, the eunuchs would bend down and lower their heads, following the emperor step by step. When the emperor was thirsty, he would immediately bring water, and when the emperor was hungry, he would immediately bring food.  , even if the emperor wanted to spit, they would immediately bring the spittoon.  The life of the eunuchs is naturally miserable, but the ministers who accompany the emperor for a walk are also not relaxed. They all have low eyebrows and are ready to deal with various state affairs inquired by the emperor at any time, thinking about how to get some benefits for themselves, and then give them to the emperor.  Applying eye drops to your opponent, and at the same time, you have to make the emperor trust you, and feel that you are completely out of public motives, and all for the sake of the country and the people. These are all the opinions of an experienced person who seeks the country. All in all, it is very labor-intensive. If you don't have great wisdom and a big heart,  Master, I'm afraid I won't be able to play.  If the emperor only asked about some state affairs, it would be simple. The key point is that some emperors will also intersperse some trivial matters in the state affairs, such as how old your son is this year, whose girl he has fallen in love with, I have a princess here, how about the king and his ministers?  How about getting married?  Being with you is like being with a tiger. It¡¯s not just talk. A tiger is not only ferocious. The key is that you don¡¯t know what he is going to do next. It¡¯s better to meet someone with a calmer temperament. But if you meet someone with a violent temper, maybe he was angry just a second ago.  I'm chatting and laughing with you, I want to be a model monarch and minister, and the next second I will raid your house and behead you, and behead your whole family.  This is the situation I am facing now, and compared to those emperors with bad tempers, the one I serve is more terrifying. After all, there are traces of bad tempers. If you serve for a long time, you will know when His Majesty likes to lose his temper.  , what things do you like to blame others for, and what things can lead to death, you can always remember them if you have a brain, and be careful when facing scenes. As long as God doesn¡¯t insist on you playing mahjong with you, you can always fool them.  , otherwise no one would be an official.  But the majesty I am serving is a lunatic, and there is no complete context for me to control. Abi, who knows him best, is also unclear. Perhaps even he himself does not know what he wants to say or what he wants to do next.  And his martial arts skills are much higher than those of ordinary emperors. If he really wants to kill me, he doesn't even need to call the guards. I can basically go to Guanjiangkou to report with just a palm. Serving an emperor like this who won't let you touch the door at all is the way to do it.  The greatest sorrow as a minister.  "Your Majesty, the weather is getting cold, why don't we go back to the palace?" I asked cautiously. In fact, it was almost three hours since we came out, and it was almost time for dinner. I was afraid that this would happen.  Your Majesty is interested in a restaurant and insists on eating there. I am not afraid of spending money. I am afraid that he will get into an argument before eating a few bites, and then treat that person as some kind of rebellious official, traitor, and gangster to be killed. Then I have no choice but to immediately  There was no other way out than packing up and running away.  Fortunately, His Majesty didn't seem to have this intention. He was not interested in those big restaurants. Instead, he went to the food stalls on the street and bought a fried chicken leg, two chive and egg pies, and a box of ice cream. I was busy.  After paying the bill, I fully expected this man to finish his food and leave quickly, but who knew that he would wander around and actually wander to the only Liangpi shop in the area, which made my newly calmed mood rise again, Liangpi.  The owner of the store is a talkative person The owner of the Liangpi store was very friendly when he saw me, and he couldn't help but express his kindness. Since I became a person from Guanjiangkou and took in those ancient heroes, my family has successfully surpassed that of my predecessor.  He became his biggest customers, especially Yang Kang and Ouyang Ke. They loved this kind of food very much. They would come over and ask for twenty bowls if they had nothing to do. They would swallow them down with ferocious expressions. God knows how much they gave to the boss. Every time they looked at  His face is obviously glowing these days, and it is obvious that he has made a lot of money.  Now that I saw a new person coming to my family, my boss was overjoyed. He immediately came over and said with a smile on his face: "Brother Xiaotian'er, are there any new relatives in your family? It's good for me, my old brother."  , Come to the house quickly, I will make it for you right now. Do you want ten bowls or twenty bowls?" I rolled my eyes at him angrily and said, "Make one bowl first, this new brain in my family is here.  It¡¯s not good. Don¡¯t go back to eating poorly and destroy your store. I¡¯m irresponsible. He is a mental patient. You can¡¯t even go to court to file a lawsuit.¡± The boss didn¡¯t take it seriously at all and said with a smile.  "It doesn't matter. Let's treat the disease with Liangpi. Maybe just eat a few more bowls and it will be fine!" "What did you say?" I took out the Heaven-shaking Seal and sneered: "I'll give you a few bricks now."  You made a fool of yourself, and then I gave you some cold medicine. After all, this is something you made yourself, and you know how it works." The boss still didn't take it seriously, and was about to say something to me again.  His Majesty the Emperor wandered over and asked me: "My dear, what kind of food is sold here? It looks white and thin, it must be delicious!" "Your Majesty, this is Liangpi, a country snack.  I¡¯ve asked my boss to do it, ??Later!  "After I finished speaking, I turned around and said something to the boss. He seemed to realize that I wasn't lying to him. Is this man really mentally ill, or was he just a kind of magical emperor's delusional disorder? Because he was afraid of being beaten, no one cared about him, and he didn't dare to  He looked at Murong Fu again and went to make cold skin. In a blink of an eye, he brought a bowl and imitated my tone and said: "Your Majesty, this is cold skin. You can try it to see if it suits your taste."  " His Majesty took the cold skin and smelled it for a while. He seemed to think that the smell was good. Then he took a bite and confirmed that it was really good. Then he started eating it in a hurry. But in the blink of an eye, the bowl of cold skin was already finished. It was so good to me.  He said: "My beloved, go and bring me another bowl!  ¡± Listen clearly, he is talking about getting a bowl, not buying a bowl. This uncle is now completely thinking like an emperor, and has no concept of paying. The world belongs to his Murong family, and he eats in the city.  The restaurant didn't even ask about the price, let alone eat a bowl of cold skin. I glanced at the owner of the cold skin shop. He seemed to be frightened by the emperor's paranoia. He didn't dare to come over to talk nonsense anymore and hurriedly ran behind.  In a blink of an eye, I made a large bowl. Judging from the portion, it was about ten bowls. Basically, it was given by Yang Kang according to the maximum configuration of my family. His Majesty continued to eat without any courtesy, and the time was not over this time.  After a minute, he ate up the whole basin of cold skin. Then he stood up gracefully. Without even mentioning the money, he turned around and left
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