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Volume 1: Penetrating the Butterfly Lovers Chapter 116: Falling Objects from High Altitude

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    As the old saying goes, shit and farts are not controlled by heaven and earth, but the modern civilized world really does care about this. You really can't "spread" it everywhere, otherwise you will be accused of being unqualified and uncivilized.  The flying speed obviously accelerated. At first, he was a little shy, but later it disappeared. On the contrary, he still felt a perverted sense of joy. Liang Shan thought in his heart, in his current situation, he really responded to the saying "You can control the sky and the earth, but you can't control it."  Shit farts¡±.  Anyway, no one saw it.  Even if he saw it, it was because he had difficulties.  Having absorbed a trace of chaotic energy, the inner understanding of "Yi" and even the changes of the sun, moon and stars is finally reflected in the physical body.  This is the second spontaneous adjustment of the body. After the adjustment, the entire physical condition will naturally reach a big level. Well, since the storm is coming, let it come more violently.  For Ma Mingyuan, the circular sky above Qingyu Tower in Majiapu was as blue as water.  Ma Mingyuan was sitting in the courtyard that day. He had been in a depressed mood since the county magistrate resigned.  He used to be busy, but now he is not used to being free.  "However, he doesn't like being a director much now, and most of his thoughts are placed on his son Ma Wencai.  Compared with fame and wealth, it seems more meaningful to embark on the path of cultivation and at least live a long life.  When people feel discouraged, it is easy to have a desire to live in the world. Ma Mingyuan wants to give his son a few words when he comes back, so that maybe one day his son can take him on this path.  The old Taoist Yin Shangzi once said that seventy years of life are rare in ancient times, and it is not uncommon to practice Taoism at this time.  Suddenly, Ma Mingyuan saw a black spot in the sky. It was definitely not a bird, but an immortal?  !  Ma Mingyuan immediately became excited. When he thought about it, an immortal appeared in the sky. Could it be that he also had a destiny?  Ma Mingyuan quickly bowed his head and bowed. Maybe the immortal saw his sincerity and lowered his head to reward him with a few elixirs.  "Whoosh", a very strange sound, and accompanied by a slight tremor in the air, Ma Mingyuan raised his head. In future generations, this sound is actually similar to the sound of "dropping a bomb".  Ma Mingyuan stood upright, and soon his vision was blocked by something, and even more soon, a fresh and warm golden color poured all over him.  "Oops!" The chance of seeing an immortal flying is really one in ten thousand, so what about the immortal pooping?  Leaving Ma Mingyuan behind, Liangshan finally succeeded in descending with the wind. He found a place where he vomited and had diarrhea for an hour. After feeling completely comfortable physically and mentally, he jumped into a small harbor to wash himself and change his clothes.  Feeling refreshed.  Liangshan didn¡¯t dare to resist the wind anymore, so he walked on foot, only to suffer from the forest vegetation along the way. There was no grass growing in the land where Liangshan poured.  One day later, Liang Shan was surprised to find that the tonnage he was pulling was almost the same as his weight.  This is unscientific. Where is the conservation of mass?  Liang Shan was once surprised that Xiao Jin could pull out a golden egg that was almost the same weight as it. Could it be that he and Xiao Jin also had the same virtue?  After walking around like this for three days, Liangshan finally returned to the Holy Sword Hall. His clothes were irreplaceable and he had a strong fishy odor, but his skin was fragrant.  When Wang Quancai saw Liang Shan come back, he still popped his head out to say hello: "Senior Brother Liang, you are back." After saying that, Wang Quancai did a somersault.  Liangshan returned to the house to wash up and burn his dirty clothes. At this time, Wang Quan came in with his nose covered.  The vomiting and diarrhea have ended, but the body has entered a period of weakness, which is a bit bad, because the top ten horses are about to start. If you compete in this condition, you can kill yourself with one finger.  "Brother Liang! Brother Liang, can I come in?" Wang Quancai asked, hopping on his feet outside the courtyard.  "Come in if you want." Liang Shan said angrily.  Wang Quancai covered his nose and rushed in. As he walked, he said, "I'm going to leave. What does it smell like?" This guy imitated Liang Shan's mantra. Liang Shan said, "Do you like to come in?" "Brother Liang, what's going on?  "Wang Quan just stepped into the bedroom, his face twisted.  Liang Shan threw the pillow over and was caught by Wang Quancai lightly.  "Ma Wencai! Ma Wencai! Come and make tea, damn slave, where are you going?" "Brother Liang, don't scream, you are a very powerful slave." "What's the matter?" "I've heard of the Ten Heroes Competition in the Handyman's Heap.  No?" Liang Shan nodded.  Liang Shan lay on the bed in a resting posture.  Wang Quancai moved a round stool and sat down on his own, saying: "Not long after you left, the top ten competitions started among the servants. Guess what?" "This slave won the first place?" Wang Quancai slapped his thigh and said  : "No, this guy?Hidden deeply.  "Liang Shan smiled. "What are you laughing at?  "Wang Quancai was fussed by Liang Shan's smile. "You took away the jade pendant I gave to Ma Wencai, so be careful.  " "What do I have to be afraid of?  "Wang Quancai looked completely unafraid. "Although you have a lot of conspiracy and tricks, Ma Wencai is forbearing and restraining himself. Don't let him seize the opportunity. If he does, haha.  "Liang Shan sneered. "Aren't I looking for you, brother?  "    "It's not my business?  " "Brother, I don't know what you think about Ma Wencai.  " "Don't talk about this, just tell me what the purpose is.  "In Liangshan's view, Wang Quancai also squeezed in despite the strange stench. The so-called nothing else is just the word "wealth". Wang Quancai grinned and said: "Brother still understands me.  Wang Quancai lowered his voice again and said, "Brother, are you sure about the top three in the Top Ten Competition?"  " "What do you think?  " "I'm going to take you into custody.  "Wang Quancai said seriously. "How many times?  "    "A hundred times.  "Wang Quancai's face flashed red, with a standard gambler's expression, "If the new outer sect disciple can break into the top three and become an inner sect disciple, it will be a hundred times better.  Liang Shan smiled bitterly and said, "If I remember correctly, it will start in three days. I just don't feel well."  "    "how?  " Wang Quan stood up and reached out to touch Liang Shan's forehead. Liang Shan knocked his hand away and said, "I was so happy when I got back that I ate more and drank more. I had vomiting and diarrhea along the way. Now I'm feeling better. I need to fully recover.  It will take seven or eight days no matter what.  " "The elixir doesn't work?  " Liang Shan shook his head. " How is that possible?  "Wang Quancai stood up and walked around the bedroom. Suddenly he slapped his forehead and said, "There is another way to directly challenge the top three.  "    "how to say?  " When Wang Quancai said it, Liangshan knew that the start of the Top Ten Competition was a drawing of lots for the applicants, a direct knockout, and after multiple rounds, the top twenty were selected. The top twenty can continue the knockout and then the top ten were selected. The top ten are challenging  The top three of the inner disciples who went out last year, that is, last year's fourth, fifth, and sixth place, last year's fourth, fifth, and sixth do not need to participate in the previous knockout rounds, they can just wait for the challenge from the people below.  In other words, the challenge will be moved to the last stage of the top ten competition, so that there is enough time. ¡°How about that?  "Wang Quancai said enthusiastically. Liangshan thought to himself, without this know-it-all, he really doesn't know what to do. A hero who has eaten croton cannot fight a duel with a second- or third-rate villain, so Liangshan must avoid this, no, Liangshan  Said: "In this case, wouldn't many people choose to challenge in the final stage?  " Wang Quancai looked slightly embarrassed and said: "Well, in ordinary knockout rounds, it will usually be over. Even if you lose, it won't have much impact. But if you challenge the three of them, if you lose, you will be missing an arm.  The legs are light, but the heavier ones may become useless, and a lifetime of practice will come to an end.  " "Damn it, you fat man, you didn't tell me such important information.  Wang Quancai smiled and said, "Why didn't you tell me? You haven't asked me yet."  " The challenge is a big bet. Once the challenge is successful, you don't have to go through the tedious knockout rounds before. It can be said that it is done in one step. If no one challenges you later, it will be a shortcut for the inner disciples. However, because of this, the Shou  The top three in the competition are often cruel to challengers. Once injured, it is easy to stagnate for three or four years, and this price is not something ordinary people can bear. Liangshan has already felt the spark - wisdom, strength, and luck.  There were sparks of collision and friction. Wang Quancai stared at Liang Shan and said, "How is it?"  " "Sign up for me to participate in the challenge!  " Wang Quancai's eyes widened and he said loudly: "I bet all my wealth.  " "I'll follow!  " Wang Quancai immediately became excited. He walked around in the bedroom, waving his hands and said: "I will give you the most detailed information about the three people. I will tell you their strongest and weakest points!  " "What if we challenge three of them successfully?  " Wang Quan was stunned for a moment, his eyes gleamed, and he said: "Brother, are you so heroic?  !  Liang Shan clapped his chest and said, "One of my wives is a saint from the Zhengqing sect, and the other is the top master of Huajian Hall. I can't be worse than them!"  "    "good!  good!  good!  Wang Quancai said three words "good" in a row. He was a gambler to begin with, but he didn't expect Liangshan to be more heroic than him. He said: "But you have to plan carefully. Well, sooner or later you are going to compete for the first place."  ¡±  "Ma Wencai pays homage to Senior Brother Liang!" As the two were talking, Ma Wencai's clear voice came from outside the door.  This sound is like a rooster crowing early in the morning.
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