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Chapter 14 of Volume 1: Yan Cunzheng: Become a Wudang Clan in One Second

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    And Yan Laowu did drink. When he sobers up tomorrow, I wonder what his attitude will be?  The upright fellow, Baifeng, has read so many classics, and always has a trace of kindness in his heart. Although he has a vicious mouth, he is willing to give others a chance.  Zi's ??father and son lived in Xiayan Village and indeed received a lot of care. ?????????????? Baifeng, the destitute man, is full of passion in his heart and is unwilling to accept even the slightest grievance. Anyone who offends him would want to beat him to death with a stick.  After struggling for a long time, the east wind finally prevailed over the west wind, and Zi Baifeng decided to temporarily suppress his impulse.  As he walked and thought, Zi Baifeng looked up, only to find that the whole village was quiet.  With a "click", Zi Baifeng turned his head, but the door on the side was bolted. A pair of black eyes blinked in the crack of the door. He and Zi Baifeng looked at each other for a moment, and then fled in panic.  opened.  Zi Baifeng suddenly realized that the news of tax collection had spread throughout the village.  At this moment, there is probably no one in the whole village who doesn¡¯t know!  ??Avoiding me?  If you hide from me, how can you hide from the tax collectors?  If hiding is useful, what do we need the officers and soldiers to do?  At this moment, Zi Baifeng only felt angry and funny.  He thought to himself: "Since you are avoiding me, I will come to collect taxes. Let's see what you do!" Zi Baifeng walked to the door, patted the door hard, and said loudly: "Is there anyone inside?"  "I know you are in there, stop hiding, open the door quickly!" Zi Baifeng was really like a bad official on TV at this time. He yelled a few times in an evil voice, and then he heard a small voice coming from inside:  "No no one" "Little Tuozi?" Zi Baifeng shouted: "Open the door quickly, we are coming to your house to collect taxes!" This little Tuozi is not a hunchback, but a bunch of tuos.  So I got this name because of Xiao Tuozi¡¯s father, Lao Tuozi.  It is said that when Lao Tuozi was born, he immediately pooped, so he was named Tuozi. I don¡¯t know whether this is true or not, but anyone who mentions Lao Tuozi gets angry.  "Imy dad said the door won't open no matter who calls" Xiao Tuozi said weakly. He is about the same age as Xiao Shitou and looks similar. He has a big head and a narrow neck, and looks malnourished, but he is similar to Xiao Shitou.  Every day is different in the mountains and in the water. Xiao Tuozi always speaks in a soft voice and is not very active. This family is considered to be the first-class honest people in Xiayan Village.  "What about your dad? Is your dad at home?" "My dad said he's not here." Zi Baifeng almost burst out laughing. He always felt that he shouldn't bully children, but why is this little kid so funny, Zi Bai  Feng couldn't help but want to bully him.  "Your father said he was not here, so did your father say whether your mother was here or not?" Zi Baifeng asked.  Then I heard Xiao Tuozi asking in a low voice through the door: "Dad, is my mother here?" After a while, Xiao Tuozi's crying voice came from inside: "My father said my mother is not here either"  "Hahahaha" Zi Baifeng finally couldn't help laughing wildly. The suppressed anger just now was gone. He held his stomach and beat the wall, laughing so hard that the sky was dark.  ¡°Perhaps I felt his smile. Above the sky, there was thunder-like laughter, and below the earth, there was dragon-like laughter, echoing with Zi Baifeng¡¯s laughter.  "Uncle Qingshi, do you think it's funny too?" Zi Baifeng asked, holding his belly and panting.  Looking up, you can see the bluestone on the mountainside breathing out spiritual energy and changing into writing.  Well, funny.  Brackets, nods.  Zi Baifeng imagined a big stone nodding seriously and saying it was funny, and he couldn't help laughing wildly again. After he finished laughing, he heard the cry inside, and was shocked to realize that he had caused a big trouble again.  A small misfortune caused Xiao Tuozi to be beaten.  "Okay, okay, don't beat the kid. If you're not here, I'll be here anyway. I'll always come anyway." Zi Baifeng patted the door, turned around and left, but heard a creak on the other side and someone opened the door.  , glared at Zi Baifeng angrily: "Which bastard is laughing and disturbing Grandpa's sleep!" The man was naked from the waist up and was wearing a pair of cow-nose shorts.  It gushed out, making people sick to hear it.  Lao Tuozi, a neighbor who is known as an honest man in the village, is actually a well-known gangster in the village. He spends his days stealing and wandering around, and when he has some money, he exchanges it for wine, so he is known as the Four Dogs.  Zi Baifeng was furious when he heard this and said: "Four dogs, open your dog eyes and look, the person standing in front of you is your Grandpa Zi Baifeng!" To an honest person, there is an honest person's behavior, but to a gangster, Zi Baifeng  Baifeng also has the demeanor of a gangster. He put his hands on his waist and?A kind of momentum in which one man is in charge and no one can stop him.  "Get out of here!" The four dogs punched him in front of him. Zi Baifeng dodged, but he didn't have enough experience to prevent the four dogs from fighting. He let go of his big hand and grabbed Zi Baifeng. He raised it with the other hand and punched him.  On the side of his face.  In terms of strength, Zi Baifeng is not as good as Four Dogs. Although there is a demon-raising art, it seems that there is nothing in the demon-raising art to increase the force value. Zi Baifeng was beaten to pieces by one punch.  , was kicked to the ground again, and was in a miserable state.  He didn't expect that the four dogs would dare to fight.  Yan Laowu did not dare to beat Zi Baifeng. That was because Yan Laowu was sensible and knew that scholars could not be beaten, at least they ordinary people could not beat him.  But how did Sigou know this?  He only knew that the annoying nerd in the village disturbed his sweet dreams. He would beat such a nerd every time he saw him.  "With your little arms and legs, how dare you challenge your grandpa?" Si Gou grabbed Zi Baifeng's collar with one hand and lifted him up. To say that these four dogs can be considered to be extremely talented, just by looking at it.  In terms of strength, this gangster who eats, drinks, whores and gambles all day long is no worse than Uncle Zhuzhu who fights tigers and captures wild wolves in the mountains every day.  Zi Baifeng struggled twice, but couldn't get away, then he heard Xiao Shitou's voice: "Let go of my brother!" Xiao Shitou ran over from nowhere, biting like a crazy calf.  Ya rushed towards the four dogs.  "Get out of here, little brat!" Si Gou held Zi Baifeng with one hand and pushed the small stone away with the other. The small stone threw the dog and ate its shit, but without saying a word, he got up again, hugging Si Gou's  Just bite the thigh.  "Little stones!" Zi Baifeng was shocked, "Four dogs, if you dare to hit small stones, I will make you walk around without eating them!" "Oh, this little brat, you are a dog" This is not the time when four dogs hit small stones.  The problem was not the stone, but the little stone biting the four dogs. The four dogs raised their fists as big as bowls and hit the top of the little stone's head.  "How strong the four dogs are. This time the blow is solid. The little stone will be stupid if it doesn't die."  "Hey!" Zi Baifeng suddenly started talking about spring thunder. That roar was like a spring thunder, rising from the sky and roaring from the ground. It exploded in the ears of the four dogs, making his head buzz and make him dizzy.  Brain swelling.  Zi Baifeng took the opportunity to struggle away. As the saying goes, when you hit a snake, you have to kick it in the crotch. Zi Baifeng pulled the small stone behind him, then raised his leg, and kicked him in the blink of an eye.  Four dogs' crotch.  Uh -instantly fixed the picture, and the murderer became a Wudang school for a second.  Sigou hugged his crotch and fell down. He rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, struggling and said: "Little bastard, you are looking for death" Zi Baifeng pulled the little stone behind him and straightened his body.  With messy clothes, he looked down at the four dogs kneeling on the ground and said loudly: "Four dogs, even if you confess your sin and kneel down to beg for mercy, it is useless. Although I am only a scholar and a village masa, after all, I am also appointed by the prince.  The righteous man of a village, if you dare to hit someone without obeying my orders, I tell you, this is a capital crime!¡± ¡°Fuck you¡± Sigou was still talking harshly, he struggled to get up, but he had to say, this  Si Gou is quite a tough guy.  "Damn you!" Zi Baifeng added another word and returned it, kicked him in the face, straightened his clothes, and said: "Wait here, I will lead the officers and soldiers to arrest you."  Go back!" After saying that, he turned around and left with the little stone.  "Little Shitou turned back three times and walked away, seemingly reluctant to let go of the smell of his thighs.  After walking a few steps, he looked up at Zi Baifeng and said excitedly: "Brother, you really want to bring officers and soldiers to catch him!" He looked excited and worried that the world would not be in chaos.  Zi Baifeng rolled his eyes at him and said, "You really believe it, if I can bring officers and soldiers" Zi Baifeng suddenly stopped and slapped his head.  Yes, the reason why I'm in such a difficult situation now is because I don't have the strength of my own. As a distinguished scholar, the parent of dozens of households in Xiayan Village with a population of several hundred people, I don't even have any followers. It would be embarrassing to tell anyone.  .  ??It¡¯s just a matter of collecting taxes yourself. Even work like fighting has to be done by yourself. What a privilege!  "When this young master leads a dozen or so wolf-like followers and stops at the door of each house, who dares not to pay the taxes obediently?"  Whoever dares to refuse to pay will be beaten, smashed, and robbed.  ¡°Well, it seems like being a dog officer wouldn¡¯t be a bad idea.  "Little Shitou, you go home first and ask my dad if dinner is ready. I'm hungry." Zi Baifeng said. When Little Shitou heard that he had something to eat, he immediately touched his belly. His belly had long been deflated.  Deflated, he nodded repeatedly and said, "Well, I'll go right away." Seeing the little stone turn around and leave, Zi Baifeng warned uneasily: "You take a detour, don't get caught by the four dogs."  "Yeah!" Xiao Shitou scratched his head in embarrassment and ran away in a different way.  Seeing that the little stone was gone, Zi Baifeng looked up in the direction of Qingshi and asked quietly: "Uncle Qingshi, will you become an officer or a soldier?" He shook his head, no.  Zi Baifeng just asked. Da Qingshi has just reached the fourth level to open his mind and can only use some native spells.  In Zi Baifeng's opinion, this natal spell is probably "laughing".  " However, Zi Baifeng's mind was spinning so much now. As soon as his eyes rolled, he had a plan B. He turned around and walked towards the ancestral hall in the north of the village.
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