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Text Chapter 269 Don¡¯t mess with her (please be pink)

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    Lin Fu reported that after hearing about the trouble caused by the people in front of him, the people at the table in the private room became more energetic. Today was the Lantern Festival, and they wanted to enjoy the Lantern Festival with lanterns and riddles. Liu Jiong made a joke, and Xue Rui simply  He asked Lin Fu to fetch a dozen lanterns and write questions for him.  Liu Jiong was not a fool. He could see that the troublemaker here was very capable. It didn't matter if he asked the question. If he failed to attract people by asking the question, it would be a loss of face. So he thought of ways to drag this table of people into trouble.  Without losing his own face, he said: "What's the point of me setting the question alone? How about this, we each take the question together and send it to the front to see who can control the situation?" The rest of the people are just experts.  They all responded, especially Feng Zhaomiao, who screamed the loudest, urging the servants to prepare pens and papers. There was only one different voice: "It's not fun just like this, why don't we bet on the lottery, winning or losing is interesting." A group of men and women.  Turning to look at Princess Xiwen who was speaking, she asked: "What kind of lottery?" Xiwen tapped her finger on her round chin, glanced around the table, and said with a smile: "If someone's riddle is answered by the person in front of you,  , it means losing. If you stump the person in front, it means winning. The winner can choose anyone at this table. If you ask this person to do something, no matter what it is, you must agree. " Xie Miaoyun clapped his hands.  He echoed: "This is interesting." Yu Shu's eyelids twitched. For some reason, he always felt that these two girls were targeting her.  Everyone looked at each other and turned their attention to the Ninth Prince and Xue Rui to see what they were thinking.  The Ninth Prince said: "There's nothing else, just one thing, don't go too far."  Brother Rui, don¡¯t worry, we are sensible. Only then did people put food and wine on the table, and brought lanterns and pens and ink. Feng Zhaomiao couldn¡¯t wait any longer, so he grabbed one first and started writing. Yu Shu looked sideways and saw that he wrote:  A bird flew onto the table, pinched its tail and jumped into the river to hit something. After thinking about it, Yu Shu laughed. It was too simple. Feng Zhaomiao turned to see her and asked her:  "Guess?" "I don't know.  "Yu Shu shook her head and pretended to be stupid, not wanting to dampen his enthusiasm. She turned to look at the young lady beside her, the one who was with Qi Mingxiu. There were only a few words written on the lantern: 'Qi Liang Jiang Shan - Beat one person'  Yu Shu doesn¡¯t know her name. She is not good at history. She can¡¯t even remember the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, let alone guessing. This lady¡¯s handwriting is beautiful, and this square-hole bamboo lantern has colorful lanterns.  It was already beautifully made, and with good calligraphy and a touch of wax and golden light, it looked even more exquisite.  He said politely: "My handwriting is so bad that I broke the lantern.  " Xue Rui smiled slightly and hooked her hand: "Come here and let me write it for you.  " Yu Shu left his seat and came to his side. He took a lantern from Xiaoqing's hand and handed it to him. Xue Rui dipped his pen in ink and turned his head and asked, "What to write?" Yu Shu thought for a while, bent down slightly,  He said softly: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ninety - type one word.  "  Write it on the lantern?"  " Yu Shu looked at the hole, touched his chin, an idea flashed in his mind, and smiled at him: "I will write the answer to the riddle myself.  "  At this time, everyone had finished writing, and Yu Shu sent the lantern out last. When she returned to her seat, she heard the other person ask: "Lianfang, what did you write?" Yu Shu looked up and saw that it was Princess Xiwen who was asking the question, and said  : ¡°An anagram.  " "Let's talk about it, let's all take a guess first.  " Yu Shu said honestly: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven or ninety.  " When the people at the table heard it, they all started to guess. After a while, Xie Miaoyun laughed first, "It's a word, right?" Feng Zhaomiao couldn't guess it, so he asked curiously: "How do you say it?"  "How stupid," Xi Wen said softly: "Isn't there only eight missing in these numbers? Only eight is missing, isn't it just the word "kou"?"  " Feng Zhaomiao suddenly realized, and the others nodded. Xiwen held her chin in her hands and said regretfully to Yu Shu: "It's too easy for you to do this. If you lose, you may be punished later.  " Yu Shu smiled noncommittally: "If you lose, you lose.  ¡± InformationHe stopped paying attention to her and turned around to ask what others had written. After asking around, except for Xue Rui, the Ninth Prince, and her, the rest were broken by the people at the table. Even Feng Zhaomiao  The "spoon" was also guessed, which made him very dejected.  The lanterns were sent over there, but there was no news for a while. They chatted and drank, and guessed some lantern riddles to pass the time.  ¡°And the two guests Lin Fu reported to be causing trouble were none other than Xia Jiangmin and Ji Xingxuan.  In this elegant room on the second floor, the two tables inside and outside are filled with various dishes, full of aroma, some of which have been cold for a long time, and some of which are still steaming, but the same thing has not been touched a few times.  At the beginning of the lanterns, the colored lanterns were lit up. Xia Jiangmin held a pair of ivory chopsticks and plucked a plate of vegetables in front of him twice. He took out a piece of chopped green onion and put it into his mouth. He chewed it. He picked up the tea cup and took a sip. He raised his head and stood at the door.  Lin Fu smiled and said: "Shopkeeper, please don't stand here. We will leave naturally when we are full. We have just had an appetite, why are you in a hurry." Lin Fu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.  , smiled with her, and silently recited a hundred times in her mind, "Being harmonious brings wealth." Ji Xingxuan gently pulled her sleeves, looked at the dazzling array of dishes on the table, and advised in a low voice: "Minmin, it's okay, we should  "Go back." "Sister, don't worry, we just changed the dishes and we haven't paid the bill yet," Xia Jiangmin patted her hand and said to Lin Fu, "Please bring some more lanterns, shopkeeper, I've finished guessing these.  "Bring your most expensive dish to the table." Lin Fu waited for her to say a word, and hurriedly asked Gui Liu and Gui Qi, who were carrying lanterns outside, to come in and deliver it to them.  Xia Jiangmin took one first, looked at it for a few times, and then said: "This is a spoon." She took a pen and wrote it, then handed it over. Guiliu reached out and touched the bottom of the riddle, opened a comparison, and got the answer.  Then he guessed two more, and when he encountered a difficult one, he showed it to Ji Xingxuan: "Look, Qi Liang Jiangshan, what kind of person is this?" Ji Xingxuan thought for a while and said, "It's Xiao Yan, Emperor Wu of Liang." Xia Jiang  Min didn't ask her how she solved it, so she wrote it and asked the clerk to take out the answers and compare them. When she saw that she had hit the answer again, she said happily: "Sister is so smart." Ji Xingxuan heard her praise, but he was not very happy and smiled helplessly.  Wanting to persuade her to go back, Xia Jiangmin turned back to look at the lantern riddles again.  "Eh? This is interesting, hehe. Three, four, five, six, seven, nine. Type a word. Sister, what do you think this is?"  " It was getting dark, and a group of men and women in the private room behind the building were waiting impatiently. When the door opened, Lin Fu came in from the outside sweating profusely.  Feng Zhaomiao asked hurriedly: "How is it? Did you stump them?" Lin Fu nodded vigorously, grinned and said: "I couldn't answer three questions, and those two people happened to have very expensive dishes.  I¡¯m worried that I don¡¯t have the money to pay the bill, so I can¡¯t order any more dishes.¡± ¡°Haha.¡± The people at the table burst out laughing. Liu Jiong winked at Xue Rui and said, ¡°Look, it was the idea I gave you that saved you a penny.¡±  Pen, how can you thank me?" "What are you happy about? It may not be the question you asked."  His face was full of red light and he said: "First of all, there is one from His Highness Ninth Prince." Liu Jiong touched his palms and said, "There is this one. We didn't answer his question just now." The Ninth Prince was modest: "It's just a roundabout way, it's not worth anything," and asked again  He asked Lin Fu curiously: "Are there two more questions?" Lin Fu bowed to him, "It's the one from the princess." Liu Jiong said: "There is also this, Xiwen, what is your answer to the riddle? Tell me quickly.  " "It's just an idiom," Xi Wen put down her chopsticks, wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, slowly walked around everyone, and finally landed on Xue Rui: "I just said that there is a bonus if I win, right?" Everyone answered yes, and Yu Shu's eyelids  After another jump, I heard Xi Wen say in a sweet voice: "I don't have anything else to do. I'm just happy to see Brother Rui hold the wine for others this afternoon. I haven't toasted a few glasses, so I'll let him do a good toast now."  Toast - Someone, bring the ten-year-old Huadiao wine to a altar and let Brother Rui offer it to Miss Lianfang. " Yu Shu's face changed slightly. This ordinary Huadiao wine is not very strong, but it is ten-year-old wine.  It was so strong that a whole bottle was enough to knock her down. After a while, she couldn't tell the difference between east and west. She was still talking nonsense, which was embarrassing. This girl was so bad. Xue Rui also frowned and looked at Xiwen.  , I wonder what she is causing trouble today.  Seeing Xue Rui's sullen face, Xi Wen blinked innocently: "Just drink a jar of wine, not too much. I think Miss Lianfang's drinking capacity is not that light. At worst, if you are drunk, just go down and rest." "You -  ¡ª" "Isn't there another one? What's the matter with the princess?" Seeing that Xue Rui was about to speak, Yu Shu interrupted him first and turned around to ask the official.Lin Fu wiped his sweat: "There is another one, whose is it?" Lin Fu carefully looked at the grandparents and aunts present, and forced a smile: "Yes, it belongs to our girl Yu." As soon as he said this,  Everyone at the table was surprised and turned to look at Yu Shu. Xue Rui raised his eyebrows in surprise.  "How come, her question is very simple, how come she can't solve it?" Xi Wen questioned aloud, frowning her delicate eyebrows, looked at Lin Fu, and said coldly: "Don't just do it just to please your master.  Fooling us. Lin Fu hurriedly lowered his head: "Princess Mingjian, how dare you, they really answered our girl Yu's riddle wrong.  Liu Jiong was full of fun: "That's strange. I think the person outside is not incompetent. Otherwise, why can't he even solve Brother Rui's puzzle and not be able to answer this easy question?"  "  " "This is the answer they wrote.  " Lin Fu said as he took out a paper ball from his sleeve. Everyone passed it around and saw that the paper was clearly a "mouth". "Since it is a mouth, isn't it right?" Xi Wen said angrily. Lin Fu was sweating.  Said: "But, but the girl's answer is not 'kou', but a 'turtle', the word for turtle, turtle."  " Now it was puzzling. After thinking about it, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ninety, had nothing to do with the word "turtle". Xue Rui glanced at Yu Shu thoughtfully, saw a smirk on her lips, and suddenly  Seeing that the situation suddenly changed, Xi Wen said to Yu Shu: "You should explain clearly why this is a turtle. If you can't explain the truth, I won't follow you."  you.  " "I didn't say it was a mouth at all, it was the princess who just guessed it herself," Yu Shu stood up with a smile and gestured in the air with one hand: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ninety, only eight is missing.  That's right, I forgot to write it, it's not Shao Ba, it's Wang Ba, a tortoise, a tortoise, isn't it a turtle?" "Haha" laughed, Feng Zhaomiao got carried away and turned over the stool, and sat down with a "pop"  On the ground, he still slapped his thighs and laughed, and kept saying: "You bastard, you bastard, you are a turtle." The Ninth Prince and the girl next to him also curled up their mouths. The former looked at Yu Shu for the first time, nodded and said: "That's the correct answer.  Makes.  " For a while, everyone at the table was smiling and frowning. Only Xiwen had a straight face and was unhappy. "Ahem, okay, let's be serious," Xue Rui cleared his throat and said, "Now she  I also won a round, Xi Wen, so this penalty can be avoided.  " Everyone looked at Xi Wen, but heard her snort softly and said: "That's not what I said. Winning is winning, losing is losing. What I win is mine, and what she wins is hers. How can they be confused.  "  "The princess is right. Winning and losing should not be confused. I accept the jar of wine you punished.  " Yu Shu stood up and left the table, walked to Xue Rui, stretched out his hands, and smiled sweetly: "Brother, give me a jar of wine.  " Xue Rui didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in the gourd. He hesitantly picked up the wine jar on the table and handed it to her. As soon as it was close to his hand, she snatched it away. The next scene made everyone at the table dumbfounded. Yu  A little girl like Shu, holding the jar of wine, raised her head and drank it in one breath. When she regained consciousness, she wiped her mouth generously and showed the empty jar to everyone.  Rui smiled angrily at her reckless behavior. Just as he was about to say something to her, he saw Yu Shu burp, muttered "It's my turn", drunkenly put down the empty jar and picked another one on the table.  With a jar full of wine, he turned and walked to the opposite side of the banquet, stopped in front of Xi Wen, tilted his neck, let out a "burp", handed it out, narrowed his eyes and said: "Princess, it's your turn, I just want to drink a jar of wine.  Not too much.  "Everyone was silent. After understanding what she meant, Xi Wen's face immediately darkened. This woman dared to embarrass her. Yu Shu, who was drunk and awake, sneered in his heart: Bad girl, if my aunt doesn't teach you a lesson today, she will write her name backwards.  The princess is a bastard. If she offends her, the prince will not even think about it.
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