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Volume 1 Tiger Tiger Tiger Chapter 59 JJ insists on calling Yiyang to come back

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    On the Internet, the behavior of originally discussing one topic but then moving on to other topics is called crooked building.  Human beings are a race that is prone to corruption, just like corrupt officials who easily forget that their original intention of becoming an official is to fulfill their life aspirations and help the world.  An Yupei came to the Tibetan area to find Lu Lingxi. However, at this time, he was surrounded by a high-ranking official, Houjue, and there was another person named "Chief" or "Master", so he got lost and forgot his original intention.  But fortunately, he did not forget that what brought all this was his ability. Just like a month ago, Lu Lingxi fell in love with him because of the solid foundation he had laid under Mr. Mu.  In fact, studying martial arts is a very addictive thing, because when a person's mind is immersed in a calm state, it is a feeling of being completely in control of one's own destiny. This feeling is like taking drugs and wanting to  Whatever comes, if you want a beautiful woman, beckon, here comes. If you want delicious food, beckon, here they come. If you want a high official, beckon, here they come.  Just like when Anzi first practiced toad qi, it was extremely painful. But as he continued to practice, the habit became natural. If he didn't practice for a day, he would feel uncomfortable all over. Even now, he can't feel even a trace of toad qi on his body, but he still works hard.  Practice is not enough.  To use an ugly analogy, this is like the daughter¡¯s first experience with sexual intercourse. It is extremely painful, but as she does it, she becomes more and more comfortable. As her skills become more advanced, she becomes like a wolf at thirty and like a tiger at forty.  Fifty sits on the ground and sucks dirt.  No matter what it is called, it is undoubtedly a pleasant thing.  You have been imagining there, ah, the anger has reached here, the anger has reached there, the anger has rushed to the entrance of life and death, the anger has rushed to the twelfth floor, oh!  The meridians are opened, oh!  Suddenly you feel intoxicated both physically and mentally This is the wonderful inner joy of spiritual practice. At this time, beauties, money, and power are all nothing to you.  In the former Yuan Dynasty, Master Kaba of the Tibetan Tantric Sect once urged that you must not indulge in the wonderful music of inner contact during practice. At best, it will make you unable to make any progress; at worst, it will make you go crazy and dance wildly for seven days and seven nights and die.  .  And the Confucian masters who cultivate the spirit of awe-inspiring call this behavior of indulging in a calm state called teasing the spirit.  In today¡¯s terms, it¡¯s a lunatic who shuts himself up and becomes the leader.  But, then again, this kind of behavior is something that everyone who studies advanced martial arts must experience. Supernatural power and nerves are two brothers. If you turn it over, it is called supernatural power, and when it is turned around, it is called nerves.  In today¡¯s society, people with the ability to tease spirits are extremely rare, only one among hundreds of millions of people.  And Anzi is undoubtedly one of them. If you ask him to listen carefully to the lecture, he will feel as if he has lice. But if you ask him to enter samadhi, he will be overjoyed and fall into samadhi instantly.  Just like living things need to reproduce, so they have estrus behavior, and the sex is very pleasurable. This is something profound and genetic, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about. If the sex is not happy and everyone doesn't do it, then wouldn't human beings have to do it?  Extinct.  The same is undoubtedly true for spiritual practice. If this is a painful thing, then what is the point of pursuing it?  Even if you develop great magical powers and live longer than the sun and the moon, do you just want to live in pain all your life?  Do we still have to endure pain for thousands of years?  When Eric Zeruo came to visit Master An again, An Zi had just finished a river cart move. He was full of energy and had a good day The female soldier standing guard at the door knocked on the door and came in to ask for instructions. An Zi did not want to see that person at all.  Eric, but he thought that he was now the Jin Yiwei in charge of punishing thousands of households. As the saying goes, in his position, he planned his own affairs.  Immediately tell him to come in!  The female soldier seemed to be holding her head high and not squinting. In fact, she had already noticed that the young commander had a large crotch, and for a moment she couldn't help but curl her lips.  When Eric Zeruo came in, he was also stunned. This Master An is too too too energetic!  Why are you so hard all the time?  Seeing his eyes sizing up her lower body, Anzi looked down and was shocked. She quickly found a piece of clothing to put on and then smiled awkwardly, "The term in the Chinese martial arts system is called Yiyanglaifu  "When he mentioned this, Eric suddenly became energetic and quickly asked: "Master An, what is Yiyang Laifu?" He frowned, and Anzi didn't know how to explain it to him.  There are many things in martial arts that are very difficult to explain. What you want to express may not necessarily mean what the other person hears. Later, boxers often use the sentence "Practice a thousand times and the meaning will appear" to explain away, but  In fact, if you explain it well and the other party understands it, then it is really just like Sun Monkey in Journey to the West, who was taught by the Bodhi Patriarch and was overjoyed for a while.Scratching one's ears and head.  However, this cannot be blamed on the teacher¡¯s inability to teach or his refusal to teach. In fact, even Sakyamuni, the founder of the Tathagata religion, said when he was about to pass away, I have taught the Dharma for forty-nine years without saying a single word.  There is no way to say it.  The expressive power of language and words is not as powerful as we imagine, and sometimes it is actually very pale.  " Just like when Anzi first started learning martial arts, he felt full of strength, but didn't know how to punch out. The master said that when you punch out, your vision will go dark, and the strength is there.  "If this falls on the ears of someone who is too arrogant and too conceited, they will inevitably think, what nonsense did this teacher Ni Ma say? Your eyesight goes dark, you just have high blood pressure!"  This is just like those masters of Chinese studies who specialize in textual research look at the books of real practitioners and think they are nonsense. The truth is the same.  After all, what he says and what he actually expresses are two different things. A love expert is likely to be dumped by a girl in practice. An otaku who claims to have read all porn movies has actually slept in a woman's bed before he penetrated her.  It's premature ejaculation There is always a difference between theory and practice.  It's not that Anzi has never tried to explain martial arts to others, but most people often laugh at him as a lunatic. For example, before he learned how to blow the hair and hide the sword with Lu Lingxi, he insisted that I have a knife in my hand, which is better than yours.  Hurry up if you have a gun.  He once discussed this issue with people on Baidu Tieba. In fact, many people tried to explain to the middle-aged boy who posted the post that today's fast shooters do not hold guns with straight hands like shown in movies and TV shows, but stand alone.  Holding the gun against your chest and holding your wrist with your other hand, forming a stable triangle on your chest, you can empty a magazine almost instantly.  As for the fast shooter who puts the pistol on his leg, it only takes 0.02 seconds from drawing the gun to firing, which is so fast that even the eyes can¡¯t catch it. Why can you hold a knife faster than someone else can hold a gun?  It is estimated that when many people reply to the post, they think that the person who posted the post is a ** teenager!  Therefore, Eric asked him what Yi Yang Rei Fu was. He hesitated for a moment. He really didn't want to explain. You know, it is very troublesome to explain something to others, especially if you explain it, others may not be satisfied.  , and what¡¯s even more disgusting is that a question is often asked repeatedly, as if 99% of people who know Anzi practices martial arts will basically ask him if practicing martial arts is like flying around like in the movie  He felt like vomiting when answering such questions. He really wanted to imitate the way the Emperor of Dezhi answered the reporter from Xiangjiang: Too simple, sometimes naive!  However, when he thought of Sister Lulingxilu explaining to him that the entire world is composed of spiritual particles, he felt that he seemed to have to explain it.  I am a master, so I should have some patience.  An Ziru encouraged himself.  "This Yiyang is coming back! It's" Anzi patiently explained to Eric. Unfortunately, although Eric likes Eastern culture and admires Bruce Lee very much, of course, now he worships An Yupei'an.  Master, but there is a huge difference between the Eastern civilization conceived by a ghost and the Eastern civilization perceived by an Easterner, no matter how much the ghost loves Eastern culture.  This is like the Hollywood genius director Quentin making a purely oriental martial arts film "Invincible". In the eyes of Eastern people, it is nondescript no matter how you look at it. It is also like when Chinese people go to Citiland to eat Chinese food, but there is always the smell of hamburgers.  Inside.  Although Anzi patiently explained to Eric what Yi Yang Rei Fu meant, Eric still blinked and didn't understand.  Looking at the look in his eyes, Anzi felt frustrated, because he almost knew this would be the outcome.  If this is a good explanation, how come there are only about a dozen masters in the entire Chinese dynasty? To be honest, the Chinese dynasty today is very Westernized, even more Westernized than the Neon Kingdom. A Westernized mind believes that guns must be better than martial arts.  The power of technology is greater than medicine. How can he understand the martial arts under the Eastern philosophy system?  Rubbing his cheeks, Anzi considered that this guy's father was a Florida congressman and a worthy candidate for Jin Yiwei's efforts to win over. After all, he was patient and said another way, "Have you ever seen someone who is one or two years old or even just one year old?"  How many months old do babies have erections?" Eric scratched his head and nodded.  Anzi breathed a sigh of relief, this could be explained, "At this time, it is called the return of one yang" However, Eric immediately retorted, "This is unscientific. The erection in infants and young children is due to the large amount of urine accumulated in the bladder.  As a result" An Yupei became angry as soon as he heard this, science, you sister!  He looked around and saw a floor lamp not far away. He stretched out his hand and cut it down as if facing an abyss. The iron floor lamp about five steps away was immediately cut off by his volley of sword energy.  .    [Gang] With a sound, the wrought iron table lamp pillar cut at a forty-five-degree angle suddenly slid down, and then was inserted into the wooden floor with a pop.  Anzi turned around and looked at the dumbfounded Eric, "Tell me, this is not scientific." Eric was speechless, with an excited and excited expression on his face, "This this is not scientific.  ButWow! Thisthis is so cool" He was a little incoherent. You know, it is really a blessing to observe such a magical skill at such a close distance!  Even a Jedi Master may not be that powerful!  Master An doesn't even have a lightsaber.  Eric's mind was filled with Jedi, lightsabers, and the Force "There's so much movement!" Outside Zhang Qian and Deputy Zhang Qianhu came in, looked at the half-section of the wrought iron table lamp inserted on the floor, and then said to Ai with a smile.  Rick said: "The martial arts practiced by Master An is said to be a secret that is not taught in our country. It cannot be taught to a Citizen, but" With a pop, Eric knelt down again. He was full of  With an excited face, he said, "Master An, I want to learn this. Please teach it to me. I can change my nationality and become a Chinese citizen" "Oh! You are very enlightened!" Zhang Qian rushed with a smile.  Watching An Yupei wink, Anzi looked at Eric who was kneeling on the ground, then at Zhang Qian, and then thinking about his current status, he nodded immediately, "Okay! But you have to remember that now you are just registering your name.  Disciple." Eric yelled, "I understand, I understand." After saying that, he bowed three times and kowtowed, although it was not very authentic.  "Eric, I think you might as well join our Jinyiwei directly. I will give you a Jinyiwei general flag officer, and you will serve as a servant under Chief An. We have a saying in our country, the one who is close to the water is the moon" "The one who is close to the water is the first to get the moon." Eric  Ke rushed to say, and then nodded happily, "It is a lifetime honor for me to be a disciple of Master An. I would rather be a lackey for Master An" An Zi was immediately dumbfounded and couldn't help but remind him, "A lackey under the disciple." Then he looked  He glanced at Zhang Qian and thought to himself that he had deceived a simple middle-aged man from Citi State into Jinyiwei. Lao Zhang, you are really capable.
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