By the way, since I was a child, I have had a dream. In the dream, I could fly in the sky and escape from the earth, and could do anything. In today¡¯s terms, I would be called a superhero, and my job was to protect the earth Doesn¡¯t it sound like a young boy? People don¡¯t waste their youth in vain! (Note: This is an explanation of Internet vocabulary, not swear words.) People always make progress by making mistakes. If a person has not made mistakes, he will make mistakes sooner or later in the future. The most typical example is Edward VIII of the John Bull family. The first erotic thing that this wise and prodigious crown prince did since he was a child was to fall in love with a married woman. He persevered and eventually abdicated and became a beauty lover. A typical example of love for the country, and the Simpson woman whom he fell in love with has a famous saying: I feel that it is very tiring for a person to have no money and fight against the world. Once a person who has never made a mistake makes a mistake, it is really a great tragedy! Fortunately, I am not John Bull¡¯s Edward VIII. Like many people, I have made many mistakes, brackets, and small mistakes since I was a child. When I was about sixteen years old, something happened. This incident did not maintain world peace, but it did contribute to maintaining world peace. At that time, my father ran a small supermarket. It was very small. Due to cost issues, he had to purchase goods every now and then, sometimes even every day. I would ride my bicycle to Nantong East Road by the canal to purchase goods. . A wholesale store I often go to seems to be called Runda Trading. The owner's daughter is sitting behind the desk. She is about twenty years old, with an oval face and big eyes. Her hair is tied up and she likes to have a straight face. She often smiles at me. There are two canine teeth on her right upper tooth, and they overlap each other. When she smiles and exposes her lips, the canine teeth will stick out. Generally speaking, these are commonly known as tiger teeth. I think I understand why she likes to have a straight face, because I think tiger teeth are really ugly, but she is very charming when she has a straight face. At that time, she often took me to play in her warehouse But at that time, I was still a reckless man and didn't understand what that beautiful sister wanted to do! After many years, I understood that the beautiful sister who showed her tiger teeth when she smiled was already married and had children. That day, I played with my beautiful sister with tiger teeth for a while in her warehouse. In summer, her warehouse only had a fan and it was extremely hot, but she let me hold her. It was really boring. I was absent-minded and caressed her with my hands. Let me touch the place. At that time, the 1983 version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" had been played countless times, but I still didn't understand what the quarrel between the old naughty boy and Ying Gu was like. Many years later, some experts on the Internet analyzed the ridiculous things between the old naughty boy and Ying Gu when they were young. I will think of that summer, that sweltering warehouse, the beautiful sister with tiger teeth in her smile When I tied the goods with a rope to my bicycle rack, the beautiful sister with tiger teeth was lowering her head and pressing the calculations on the table. The old man in his forties across the table was staring at her sweat-soaked shirt The beautiful sister spat out a string of numbers expressionlessly, then stretched out her catkins to collect the money. When counting the money , she turned to look at me, smiled, and showed her tiger teeth again. Many people think girls with tiger teeth are cute, but I really think these teeth are a flaw of a beautiful sister! On the way home by bike, when I passed the bus station, I was attracted by something. Places like the station are usually a mixed bag. When I was riding by, I glanced out of the corner of my eye and happened to see two men selling a ginseng-shaped thing next to a newsstand on the roadside. The roots looked like children. I immediately thought I was attracted and couldn't help but stop the car to watch. By this time, dozens of people had probably gathered around. The two men boasted that this was a hundred-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, which can cure diseases and strengthen the body. If you use it to make wine, Strengthen bones and marrow In the words of martial arts novels, it can increase one's skill for ten years. When you see this, you may want to laugh at such an obvious deception. You look like a liar at first glance! This doesn¡¯t show that you, the author, obviously have a problem with your IQ. But, in that era, this was really not a question of IQ. The newspapers and magazines of that era were published. It was said with noses and noses that Citiboli and Mao Ziguo were studying the special functions of the human body, and there were several results. At that time, qigong was in full swing in China. If there were no qigong performances at the Spring Festival Gala, it would not be called the Spring Festival Gala At that time, qigong masters from all walks of life were giving Qigong reports in various places, with as few as hundreds, as many as thousands or even more. Ten thousand people, under the guidance of the masters, fell into a trance one by one, as if entering a wonderful state. It is said that many diseases were cured without medicine At that time, the Great Khingan Mountains burned, and the official sent a letter to the qigong master surnamed Yan. , the master exerted his power thousands of miles away, and then claimed that the fire was extinguished by my exertion. Countless media reported this news seriously, and the world cheered for it, as if it was even more exciting than Citigroup's first moon landing This trend has even spread to the scientific community, which is known as spiritual science and unfathomable virtual theory. Scientific giants such as Zhu Kezhen and Qian Xuesen are waving their flags and strongly supporting it Do you think this is an IQ problem? In short, at that time I thought, if I eat this food, not to mention increasing my skill for ten years, how can I increase my strength greatly? As the saying goes, no desire leads to strength. Once you have sex, you will subconsciously hint to yourself, what if this is true? Anyone who has been deceived basically has this mentality. I remember that the two people said that this thing was a treasure and not for sale, but you could bet on it. The betting method was very simple. Turn three cups upside down and guess which cup has something in it. In addition to me, a middle-aged boy, there were dozens of other people who took the bait. Among them were well-dressed middle-aged people who looked like successful people, and there were also elderly people who seemed to be counting on taking the medicine to cure their illnesses and strengthen their bodies. However, not even a single woman took the bait. No. As I write this, readers must be very clear about the so-called gambling and cheating. Soon, I lost the money in my pocket. Two men said, you can tie the wine to the back of your bicycle. Come on In short, after ten minutes, I even lost my bicycle, and the other dozen or so people who took the bait were no exception. I still remember clearly that the well-dressed middle-aged man lost everything in his wallet. I finally begged the two of them that I had to go to Nanjing, so the two eldest brothers could leave me some travel expenses! At this time, seven or eight muscular men squeezed in from the crowd. The first man with a sinister face used a chain whip to drive away the crowd. It was the old-fashioned bicycle chain lock from the past, as seen in the movie "Young and Dangerous" Brother Haonan used it to fight various dwarf mules, and the man with a sinister face used several chains linked together, which were as long as two arms. One end was wrapped with silk cloth in more than ten sections. With a volley, the air was filled with It will make a terrifying explosion, enough to scare away most people. A dozen men dispersed the crowd of onlookers, and then looked at the dozen of us who took the bait with malicious eyes In the end, they left the money for the ticket for the well-dressed middle-aged man, and left the money for me. Got the bike. There are also tricks and tips for fishing in the world. As the saying goes, you should keep a thin line in your life so that you can meet each other easily in the future. That middle-aged man was well-dressed and had a genuine cowhide wallet. He looked like someone with some status at first glance. Although I was young, I was dressed in a suit. In those days, there was no such thing as a Tang suit. There was probably only one kind of person who wore a double-breasted cloth gown, those who practiced martial arts. The first local disco bar in my memory was called [Earthquake Bar]. It was on Guoqing Road. The stairs to enter were extremely narrow. There was a video room next to it It was here that two junior high school students under the age of sixteen used fire axes. A well-known boss was hacked to death on the dance floor. As the saying goes, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. As for the rest of the people, I'm afraid there's nothing left to be desired in their eyes. I lost so much that my face turned black and my heart beat fast What should I do? It¡¯s more than a thousand yuan! That's a day's turnover. If my father finds out, he has to beat me to death, although I think my force value has surpassed my father's. At that time, I had the intention of using force to get back what belonged to me, but looking at the dozens of big men on the other side, as well as sharp weapons such as chain whips, in today's terms, it is an artifact with a force value of +8 After thinking about it, I finally gave up on this idea. As the saying goes, a good man will not suffer the consequences of his immediate losses. I was at a loss and stood on the side of the road holding my bicycle for about half an hour, thinking of countless solutions in my mind. In fact, I still had a way to retrieve my goods worth more than a thousand dollars. At that time, there was a grandfather named Bian who was the director of the police station in the station film and my father's godfather. But you have to know, you have to go Asking for help will make everyone in the family know about it, and how many young people are willing to beg for help and expose their own embarrassment? "It's like me twenty years later, I can already admit that I was a **, but twenty years ago, if anyone dared to say that to me, I would definitely be furious. This is like a woman's vagina. When she is young, she bends over and hides it. But when she matures, she becomes indiscriminate and wants to expose her career line, or even have no career line. You also need to create a business line. As the saying goes, this feeling can be remembered later, but it was ** at the time It's too far away. Finally, I gritted my teeth and turned around to find the beautiful sister with tiger teeth. The beautiful sister didn¡¯t say anything. She still had the deposit receipt for the goods I just purchased, and sent me another item that was exactly the same as before. I still feel a little guilty because I have never paid back the more than a thousand yuan worth of goods to my beautiful sister, and my beautiful sister has never mentioned it.When she married a Wenzhou businessman, opened a small trading house, and gave birth to a daughter, once we met by chance, her face showed a trace of blush when she saw me, but it disappeared immediately, and she calmly opened her clothes to reveal **Feed your child According to the law of conservation of energy, energy will neither be created nor disappear out of thin air. It can only be converted from one form to other forms, or transferred from one object to another. During transformation or During the transfer process, the total amount of energy remains unchanged So if you are heartbroken and miserable, then you must be like me, who owed money to a beautiful sister in your previous life and has not repaid it. Twenty years have passed, and sometimes I wonder, if I were to encounter this kind of thing now, would I be fooled? I asked myself, and finally discovered to my shock that there was a high chance that I would be fooled. Because, what if that¡¯s true? ???????????????????????