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Volume 5: Apocalyptic Aria Chapter 416: The Drunkard

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    Although the rain in hot summer comes fiercely and swiftly, it also goes away quickly.  Popular When Ye Yan and the others took the West Lake route to bypass Hangzhou City and arrived at Fenghuangji, Jing Mo finally couldn't hold back the hard work he had been holding in for three days.  "JingJingxuanget off my back first!" Jing Mo suddenly turned pale, and his facial muscles twitched unnaturally.  "What's wrong, sister?" Since his legs and feet were weak, and Jing Mo had no intention of squatting down, Jing Xuan had to be hugged by Ye Yan. Fortunately, it was no longer raining, and Ye Yan didn't need to hold an umbrella.  "My stomach hurts so much" Jing Mo was so uncomfortable that he couldn't even finish his words.  Seeing this, Ye Yan shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Who made you hold it in for so long without solving your internal crisis? Do you really think that the luck technique I taught you can digest the leftovers in your stomach?" Jing Mo rolled his eyes and said angrily  Response: "That kind of place is super dirty. Not only that, but it also requires me to poke it with a stick. I'm sorry, but I can't do it." "Su Po?" Jingxuan didn't understand what Jing Mo meant by "super"  .  However, Ye Yan suddenly looked at her seriously and said, "Jing Mo, there is a hut in the inn in Fenghuangji. I will buy you a special toilet chip so that you don't have to feel dirty. No matter how dirty it is, it is yours  ¡­¡± Jing Mo quickly raised his hand to shout to stop. Ye Yan was embarrassed even if she was not ashamed.  Although it was an interlude, after this delay, Jing Mo couldn't help it anymore, trotted over and hurriedly closed the door.  ¡ù¡ù Well, Jing Mo (zero) finally invited the guests who rushed into the five internal organs, and overflowed with a happy and complete sense of pleasure.  "This is the happiest moment! I didn't expect that I would be satisfied so easily. Alas" She lowered her head and looked at the pieces of bamboo and wood chips randomly inserted on the floor of the hut, which were rotten and even infested with maggots.  His stomach was churning, and he cursed: "Suddenly, someone knocked on the wooden door of the hut.  Jing Mo was shocked and wanted to scream instinctively, but was stopped by the soft and steady voice outside the door.  "Jing Mo, I asked your brother to pass your toilet bag to you through the crack of the door. I will guard outside. If you need anything, call me." "Oh" Jing Mo blinked. At this time, she could not help but feel nervous.  An inexplicable feeling.  Taking the toilet chip from her younger brother Jingxuan, she looked at it carefully first and saw a few flowers carved on it. Although Jing Mo didn't know what those flowers were, she still looked at them carefully.  The toilet seat made of sandalwood exuded the refreshing sandalwood fragrance, which made Jing Mo feel at ease.  So, with a red face, Jing Mo carefully invited those "distinguished guests" out from front to back. Although the theory was correct, after all, it was the first time for Ling, both in terms of physical control and experience.  In the first experience, stumbling is inevitable. It is inevitable to scratch your flesh and bump into embarrassing places.  Thanks to her extreme caution, although she would tremble every time she touched a place she shouldn't touch, she still practiced it meticulously according to the "theory". After the important matter was resolved, Jing Mo realized that his clothes were already soaked with sweat.  The joyful feeling of victory and the sense of mission completion are the most unforgettable I have experienced in the past two months.  She breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to throw away the carved sandalwood toilet seat, but suddenly stopped. At this moment, she realized the meaning of Ye Yan buying this toilet seat for her.  Jing Mo finally convinced himself that he should be prepared to fight a "protracted war" with ancient sanitary conditions.  ¡ù¡ù After Jingmo was ready and cleaned, Ye Yan asked the waiter to set up a table of wine and food on the first floor of the inn.  "You just settled that matter, why don't you come here to eat?" Jing Mo's expression was very rich.  Jingxuan couldn't wait to sit on the bench, but he knew etiquette very well. No matter how hungry he was, he didn't use his chopsticks first, but waited for Ye Yan to take his seat.  Seeing this situation, Ye Yan couldn't help but said happily: "Haha, Xiao Jingxuan doesn't have to be polite; as for Jing Mo, your character is too rough. If you want to be my disciple, you still need to practice a lot. However, your skills  A senior brother will help me train your temperament, so I don¡¯t need to worry.¡± Jing Mo curled his lips, ¡°I¡¯ll just find something that can make money. I heard that the killer is very good.¡±  Ye Yan replied, and a drunken old man at the table next to him suddenly interrupted: "Girl How many miles can you walk with such a small body?" Jing Mo glanced at the old man and ignored her.  "But hiccup it's easy to become an assassin with your appearance. Even hey, there's no problem to assassinate the current emperor!" Jing Mo didn't expect that this drunken old man would actually  He started chattering endlessly.Not only did he chatter endlessly, he also offended the emperor.  "You old man, your accent is Mandarin, but what you say is rebellious, aren't you afraid of beheading?" Jing Mo retorted.  The drunken man grinned: "Don't be afraid Don't be afraid! I'm weak in everything except the officers and soldiers coming to catch me. How about my martial arts, do you want to learn it?" "What kind of martial arts can you have?"  ! Is it possible that you are not afraid of the officers and soldiers coming to catch you? "Jing Mo's body is zero after all. People in the future will naturally be very nervous. Even if the old man says that he is the best person in the martial arts today, Jing Mo will not do it.  I don't believe it at all.  "Nonsense! I only have one skill at this, justthe ability to judge people" Before the drunkard could finish his words, the sound of whips and the sound of horse hooves suddenly came from outside.  "On Juechen's horse passing by the inn was a woman wearing a bamboo hat. The woman held a long black cloth bag in her arms. She looked nervous, with tears in the corners of her eyes, calluses on her palms, and strong arms; look at this  Like, she's either a swordsman or a maid. But when she rode her horse and bowed, it didn't look like she was doing it intentionally. The position of her sword was definitely wrong, so she must be a maid. " Jing Mo raised his eyebrows in surprise.  The drunkard looked at the drunkard with curiosity and asked: "You old man has such good eyesight? Speaking of which, are you so sure you are not afraid of being slapped in the face?" The drunkard didn't hear the meaning of "slap in the face", but he didn't care, and instead stroked his hand  He stroked his beard and said slowly: "Not long ago, I heard about something happening in the General's Mansion in Hangzhou City. It was said that the eldest lady of the General's Mansion, regardless of her status and etiquette, went to become an actress in 'Yun Shui Yao'  . This incident caused the palace master to lose his face. No! The general master will definitely ban Miss Situ this time. Just think about it and kill him as soon as possible.  When my daughter gets married, as for who she will marry, haha, I'm afraid I have to downgrade her position. The woman on the horse just now should be Miss Situ's personal maid. It stands to reason that the daughter of the general's palace has not only the quantity of maids, but also the quality.  Not bad, but everyone in Hangzhou knows that Miss Situ has been treated like this since she was a child" Hearing this, Ye Yan took a sip of tea and stood up slowly.  "Jing Mo, take Jing Xuan to eat and I'll come as soon as I can." After saying that, he walked towards the door without looking back.  "This" Jing Mo was speechless.  The drunkard smiled knowingly, "Hey, that man is probably worried that there will be thieves who want to stop the maid along the way, so he should eliminate all difficulties in advance." "How come you, old man, know everything?" Jing Mo asked.  A fearful heart.  The drunkard didn't care, and extended his "devil's claw" towards the wine bottle on Jingmo's table, "Although the drunkard's intention is not the wine, I am just saying this just to beg for more of this drink, hahaha." Drink.  After finishing a drink, the drunkard put the money on the dinner table, wandered out of the inn, and chanted: "There was a drunkard in the southern dynasty who married a house, and if he didn't pour a thousand cups, he would return them to the fairy palace!"  
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