"Justice destroys relatives?" "Justice destroys relatives!" The onlookers were stunned, and then started laughing. "This young man and the monk are together. Seeing that things are not good, they want to "kill their relatives out of justice" to let themselves get away? "Looking at the monk's stature and appearance, he is not an easy man to get along with. With his "righteous act of extinguishing relatives", there is no reason for the monk to just sit back and wait for death. The two of them must first use the knife to fight back. This means there is more fun and excitement to watch! Suddenly, everyone forgot the Sister Cao, who was self -procfully on the ground, or at the same time, while watching the chest of Sister Cao's Baihuahua, while watching the "Righteousness and Extinction" scene, it was really the beauty of the two birds and two birds. "Hurry, hurry up and kill your relatives for justice!" "That's right, I can't wait any longer!" Ye Chang turned to the monk, who had a dull look on his face, and didn't understand how things could be like this. Ye Chang patted his shoulder and raised his voice: "Monk, you committed four offenses today, do you know?" "Four offenses?" When everyone heard this, they became more excited. Didn't the monk mean "rape"? Well, where did Si Guo come from? The monk also shook his head. Although he didn't know why Ye Chang sided with the other party, he was sure that Ye Chang was playing some tricks. "The first mistake was not obeying the teacher's words. What did your master once say to you, what is hidden in a woman's chest?" When everyone heard this, they were even more interested: there was a joke, and it was a monk's joke! As everyone knows, the most lewd person is a monk, and the most evil person is an official. If a monk gets naughty, it is out of control. If nothing else, the joke between Master Xue Huaiyi and Empress Zetian is very secretive. I don¡¯t know how many there are! "This" The monk wanted to refuse to answer, but Ye Chang looked at him hard. He had to say: "Master said, there is a tiger hidden in the chest of the female donor" As he spoke, he still looked towards Cao lovingly. The elder sister looked at her chest, and everyone was looking at him as well. But the monk took one look and immediately closed his eyes, and then Heshi murmured "sin", but everyone laughed loudly: "What a pair of tigers!" Teaching - Although the tiger is on this woman's chest, has it moved into your heart now? "Ye Chang asked. The monk nodded helplessly, and everyone burst into laughter again. "You are hiding a tiger in your heart now and sniffing at the rose." Ye Chang teased him. "Quickly, continue to kill relatives with righteousness!" The crowd shouted again. "Monk, the second thing you do is to act like a mother-in-law, not neatly." Ye Chang then said: "Look, since you are doing evil things in broad daylight, why don't you do it more cleanly and tear off this mother-in-law's clothes?" It¡¯s all done, but it¡¯s like this, half-covered and half-covered, which makes people uncomfortable.¡± Ye Chang said as he took off the flag with the word ¡°Zhang¡± swaying in the wind and handed it to the monk. Taking it at a loss, Ye Chang said again: "Tear this flag off, use force, don't dawdle!" The monk looked at Ye Chang, finally obeyed his words, and pulled hard, and the flag was immediately torn into two pieces. Everyone clucked their tongues: The monk is so powerful! "You see, the monk is so strong, even if he is a strong man, even seven or eight of them could not be beaten by the monk. He just tore the clothes on this woman's body. Logically speaking, he should tear them to the end in one go, not to mention the outer clothes. Even the undergarment and trousers should be completely torn off, but this monk only tore off half of it, which made everyone unhappy - everyone asked, is this the monk's second fault? " "Exactly, this mistake is much more serious than not listening to Master's words just now!" "Tsk, tsk, why don't you tear it apart more thoroughly?" Among the onlookers, there were mostly good people. Under Ye Chang's guidance, It gradually dawned on me: The monk really wanted to be raped in broad daylight. If it was true, wouldn¡¯t Sister Cao on the ground be as clean as a naked white sheep! Although this young man was trying to excuse the monk, his words were clever and interesting, not inferior to Dongfang Shuo and others, so everyone agreed. Of course, it¡¯s also sincere. If the monk had torn it apart more thoroughly, what everyone would see would not be the half-covered Sister Cao. "There are two more faults, two more faults!" "Monk, your third fault is that you have very bad taste. Look, this lady is just three cents whiter than the snow, this lady is only an inch less fragrant than the plum blossoms, this lady The lady has a beautiful smile, and this lady is as fragrant as orchids" Ye Chang saw that there were many ladies from nearby actresses or wine concubines watching the fun, so he immediately pointed them out one by one. He was sharp-eyed and quick-tongued, and he talked about the good qualities of these women. The women he pointed out were all shy and happy, and the onlookers all nodded in agreement as he pointed out. He is youngHandsome, although the clothes are unremarkable and even a little shabby, but this woman looks like she has a romantic attitude. The women who were watching all secretly hoped that he would point his finger at them and give a compliment. When he pointed to the fifth one, Ye Chang suddenly realized that this one was pushing all the women next to him away, as if he was afraid that he would praise someone else. When he saw him pointing his finger at him, his eyes suddenly turned shy - one big and one small, The pink cheeks are slightly red - the pockmarks have changed color, the willow waist is swinging - bucket shape, and the jade arms are light and relaxed - almost like the arms of a monk. Ye Chang almost choked on his own saliva, and there was laughter all around. Fortunately, Ye Chang had a quick wit: "This lady has an extraordinary temperament" When there is nothing to praise about a woman's appearance, praise her connotation. , Ye Chang's praise made the onlookers laugh together again. They all thought this young man was interesting. The lady with extraordinary temperament even let out a sweet cry, turned around and ran away, not forgetting to throw it at Ye Chang when she left. A wink. "Look, we have a lot of beauties and monks in Chang'an City. You didn't choose this one or that one, but you chose this old lady. Look at her. Her skin is loose and her eyes are cloudy. If she doesn't The smell of face powder is so strong that no one dares to come near it. Even if the powder is applied on the face, it is just like frosted donkey dung eggs" After pointing out the advantages of those women, Ye Ye said Chang then started to pick on Sister Cao's shortcomings, and everyone couldn't help but nod their heads with every word he said. They felt that this young gentleman really hit the point, and every word was deeply rooted in their bones. But Sister Cao's face over there became paler and paler, and her eyes became more and more hateful. Ye Chang was ill-natured. This Sister Cao was clearly instigated by someone to embarrass him, and she also wanted to cause him and the monk to be beaten on the street. Ye Chang showed no mercy and said to the monk: "Monk, you If you pick such a woman and molest her in the street, won¡¯t the world laugh at the fact that we don¡¯t have any beauties in Chang¡¯an City?¡± Everyone laughed: ¡°This offense is even better than the previous two, monk, you are absolutely wrong!¡± ¡°Monk! But it was difficult to explain, so he didn't say anything. He looked at his eyes, his nose, his mouth, his mouth, and his heart. He was chanting the Buddha's name in harmony, as if he was confessing his guilt and obeying the law. Everyone felt that this play was even good, and they all shouted: "Fourth pass, fourth pass!" "Monk, the heat is unbearable and the street wind is blazing. Everyone is out on the street at this time. Most of them are in trouble. Monk, you are causing trouble. , asking everyone to stop and watch, delaying one¡¯s own business, isn¡¯t it the fourth fault?¡± After saying this fourth fault, the onlookers laughed again, but this time it was a knowing smile, although the meaning was still unfinished, but there was an understanding. He said rationally: "That's right, it's time to leave. We all have our own business, how can we delay for a long time?" Ye Chang smiled and held his hands in front of everyone, bowing to everyone, and those people dispersed one by one to make way for them. Several clerks and servants crowded back and said: "Ye Langjun, good means, good means." Ye Chang didn't dare to say a word, and pulled the monk to leave. A bold woman winked at him: "Little Langjun "I haven't commented on Nunu yet!" "It's okay, it's okay. See you soon, ladies and gentlemen." Ye Chang smiled and waved. "Who are you, who are you!" someone behind him asked loudly. Ye Chang didn't want to leave his name behind. He must have known that although he had solved the problem with his sharp tongue today, it might not be a good reputation if it spread out. When others said that he was charming and witty, they would also inevitably say that he was frivolous and mean. He didn't want to be named, and the scribes and servants there didn't say anything, but monk Mang Shanzhi was by his side. The monk couldn't think of much, and said almost without hesitation: "Xiuwu Ye Chang, Ye Shiyilang!" "Ye Chang?" "The sunset is infinitely beautiful, Ye Chang, Ye Shiyilang?" There were also some people around him. Anyone who had heard of Ye Chang's name immediately asked someone in a low voice. Those women who had been criticized by Ye Chang were from good families. The brothel's eyes suddenly brightened and they looked towards Ye Chang with sparkling eyes. "Hurry up!" Ye Chang originally wanted to find Sister Cao to find out who was behind it, but when he saw the eyes around him, his color suddenly changed and he pulled the monk away. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? est, but the most important thing he wanted to do now was to help Han Chaozong settle things and then go home. Although Chang'an is good, it is not my hometown. It was Sister Cao who asked "Who are you?" She suffered a big loss and was humiliated by Ye Chang in public. She would be hard-pressed to stay in the West Market from now on, so she asked angrily, wanting to know the name of her enemy. Now that I heard Ye Chang's name, I gritted my teeth and rolled it around in my mouth twice before going back to my shop. She felt shameless. When she went back to see the person who instigated her, she twitched and replied: "Master, this servant's bad temper is just repayment. That guy even tore off our family's signature flag!" If Ye Chang is here, look at it. If you see this "master", you will definitely know him. This "master" stroked his beard and smiled: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Let's change the sign to "Come here and give Sister Cao five guan of money." He smiled brightly.But there was a sinister light in his eyes. He unexpectedly met Ye Chang in the West Market today. The guy dressed like this must not want others to know his identity. As a scholar who has entered the capital, his appearance in Huajieliuxiang of the West Market will inevitably attract attention. If he is not handled well, it will even ruin his reputation and affect his future career. Now that Monk Mang has called out his identity, it is just right, just right, and he will say it to the right person at the right time. Then, he can only roll out of Chang'an City in despair, just like Meng Haoran, famous for his poetry, Han Chaozong, etc. Everyone wanted to be praised for it, but in the end, they were not released. "Master, let them go like this?" Sister Cao, who was standing next to her, was still not angry. Although she was not sure of the identity of the master, she knew what the building in this note belonged to: the son of the former prime minister Zhang Shuo, today Ning is married Princess Consort Zhang Bian! The ¡°master¡± in front of you might even be the consort himself! According to the laws of the imperial court, officials are not allowed to enter the market at will, especially opening such a leather butcher shop is a taboo. However, there are always policies from above and countermeasures from below. Zhang Bian cannot step forward, so he can just ask a clan member to step in. Moreover, the imperial court has not prohibited clan officials from buying property, so most of the shops in this alley belong to Zhang Bian. Most of the Bian brothers rented out to other businessmen and collected some rent. Only the Yihong Building was run by a distant relative of Zhang Bian's family. It can be regarded as saving some private money for Zhang Bian - it is not easy to do anything with a princess in the family. This "master" was Zhang Bian. He didn't dare to let Ye Chang see him, so he huddled upstairs and refused to show his face. Now that Ye Chang had left, he got up and was about to go downstairs when he suddenly saw a few more people upstairs. , said "Huh" and retracted his position. "Twenty-nine Motherswhy are they here?" What he saw was the insect lady dressed as a little Taoist nun. The West Market is a lowly place. Although Twenty-nine Niangs are not titled as princesses, they are still nobles after all. It is absolutely unacceptable to appear here! Naturally, none of the princesses of the Tang Dynasty followed the rules. Xiang Chong Niang was dressed as a Taoist nun, and the eunuchs who followed her were also dressed in ordinary clothes. Plus four palace maids dressed as Taoist nuns, they were so deceptive, except for Zhang Bian of the Tian family. No one can recognize the closest relatives. Zhang Bian couldn't help but murmur in his heart. Thinking of Ye Chang's appearance just now, his rich associative ability began to activate: Could it be that Twenty-nine Niang had an affair with Ye Chang, so the two had a secret meeting in the West City? This is not surprising. Although Twenty-nine Niang is young, only nine years old, the princess of the Li Tang family has never been able to guess by ordinary people. When Princess Taiping was less than eight years old, she was raped by He Lanmin. If Ye Chang was pregnant with No matter how disgusting it is, it is not impossible to seduce the little insect girl. Thinking of this, Zhang Bian suddenly became furious. "Come here, keep an eye on Ye Chang Well, keep an eye on this little Taoist nun. Be careful, don't let her know. Leave two more people. When you know where she has gone, come and report to me!" he ordered. Naturally, some of his men came to keep an eye on her. When Zhang Bian saw Sister Cao still upstairs, evil fire arose in his heart: "What are you still doing here? Just do whatever you are supposed to do. I have raised a waste like you for nothing!" The elder sister felt that it was a bit strange that she was being scolded, but how could she dare to talk back to this "master" and went downstairs in dejection. She was originally a madam who solicited customers, and she went out to solicit business. However, people around her started to circle around her when they saw her. Even those who wanted to enter the Red Building were immediately stopped. After some muttering, The man covered his mouth and walked away. It was really because Ye Chang was too mean and his description of Sister Cao was too vivid. Pi Song's eyes were cloudy and he was like "a frosted donkey dung egg." After describing him like this, everyone could not enter the building after seeing him. The joy of leaning on the red and green. As a result, Yihonglou¡¯s business has become lighter and quieter.