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Volume 7 Chapter 139 Training Xu Xian (2)

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    The capital of Jiangnan - Hangzhou.  Following the bustling flow of people, Fa Hai, who was dressed as a Confucian scholar, took Xu Xian for a stroll through the streets and alleys. As he walked, Fa Hai taught Xu Xian his words and deeds.  "Hanwen, do you know why you can't see through the word color?" "I don't know, kid." "Because you have seen too little. In this world, there is one yin and one yang. Where there is yin, there is yang. There is actually no difference between women and men.  It is far not as beautiful as what you see in the book" "Master, there is a saying in the book: From ancient times, beauty comes from clear water, hibiscus, and natural carvings. I think that women are God's gift to the world, and they are the most important thing in this world.  The most beautiful thing. " "Hibiscus comes out of clear water, and the carvings are natural? Haha! The first lesson I teach you is to let you understand how dirty women are!" "How can women be dirty?  : The skin is like ice and snow, the grace is like that of a virgin, the words are not uttered, the aura is like orchid, and its concentration makes things flawless and ripe" As they spoke, the two of them had arrived at the largest brothel in Hangzhou, Menghonglou.  As they entered, a strong smell of makeup and powder hit their nostrils, and several madams with countless pounds of powder on their faces embraced the two of them into the building with cheap and charming smiles.  "Hey, father and son are here together. We just happen to launch a sister-in-law model in our building. I wonder if you are interested? Haha." The biggest brothel may not be the best brothel. The bigness of Menghonglou is the bigness of the public.  There are three religions and nine streams, and as long as they spend a little money, the barbarians, both meat and vegetable, can get what they need.  "My nephew will go to Beijing to take the exam after the New Year, but lately he likes to think wildly every day, so" Fahai looked extremely calm, calmly pushed away an old bustard who squeezed into his arms, and chuckled lightly,  "I'll give you ten thousand taels to keep you in Dream of the Red Mansion for a month. I hope you can make him understand how dirty women are." Seeing the banknote in Fahai's hand, the eyes of several old madams couldn't help but shine, and their attitudes became even more enthusiastic.  "Look what you said, uncle, how can we women be dirty?" Fahai, however, took the cash register and said calmly, "Don't talk nonsense, there is only one month. If you use one less day, I will add a thousand taels. If you use one more day, I will  I will take back one thousand taels, how about it? Can you Menghonglou do it? If we can¡¯t do it, we will go to the other side.¡±  Come on, please take a look. The twelve golden bustards in the Red Mansion will definitely make this young man never think about women again! Sisters, clear the place and start work!  Come on, ah, don't catch me, MasterHelp!" "Hanwen, if you want to know what color and space are, you need to go to the Brothel and Red Pavilion to find them. Just remember one thing, they are your lenses!" "Look at a dozen of them!  The richly made-up madam carried the overwhelmed Xu Xian up to the second floor like a chicken. Fahai smiled slightly, swung his folding fan gently, found a table in the flower hall on the first floor, and sat down comfortably. After a while, Xu Xian killed the pig.  A scream came from upstairs.  "Hey, I asked you how much sorrow you can have, just like Xu Xian went to a brothel"  A month later, in Heitu Town, Shanyang County, China.  "Hanwen, I'll ask you again, is it true that women are like hibiscus coming out of clear water and naturally carved?" "Master, I want to kill the bastard who wrote this book! Women are so dirty!" "Very good, you have realized it.  The first lesson" "The first lesson? Is there a second lesson?" "This second lesson, I want to tell you how ugly women are!" As he spoke, Fahai had already arrived with Xu Xian.  Daxia Inn, for a hundred years, Daxia Inn has remained unchanged, always so dilapidated and shabby.  However, this time when he revisited his old place, Fahai saw that the entrance to the Hero Inn was deserted. There were only three old men who looked withered and skinny, as if their bones had been knocked and their marrow sucked out for hundreds of years, lying lazily outside the door and basking in the sun.  "This is it" Fahai took Xu Xian to the door of the Daxia Inn and bowed to the three old men very politely, "Three old men are well. I wonder if the proprietress Zhongli of this shop is still there?"  A normal inquiry, unexpectedly, aroused strong reactions from the three old people.  "Old man? Who are you, you sour Ding, saying you are the old man?" The three old men struggled to get up one after another, seemingly very angry, and tremblingly threw themselves at Fahai, "You sour Ding, open your dog eyes to see clearly.  , The three of us brothers are monks, monks who stay young forever! " Unfortunately, the old man was exhausted after taking only a few steps, and he stood up violently with one hand on his waist.  "Brother, be careful about your waist" The other old man saw this and hunched over quickly.?Hold him.  "What are you being careful about? Think about how glorious the Three Mountains of the Xiao family of the Gusu Sword Sect were in those days, but now even a poor scholar dares to laugh at us, cough cough." The last old man who got up turned his attention to Fahai, feeling dizzy.  His old eyes suddenly burst into surprise, "Hey, why does this scholar look so familiar? It's you! Cang" At this moment, a powerful lion's roar came from the inn, "Cang, what Cang?"  ? Three old men, why don¡¯t you come in here! Since you still have the energy to scream, go ahead and warm me up!¡±  , twitched in fear, his legs softened, and he fell to the ground one after another, turning into the weak and half-dead look he had just now.  "Oh, it turns out that the boss lady is still here Brother Xiao, thank you for meeting me! Seeing that you are still alive makes me satisfied. I will catch up with you some other time when I have time." Fahai, however, looked happy and looked at Xiao who was languishing on the ground.  The three of them slightly cupped their hands and led the dumbfounded Xu Xian into the Daxia Inn.  "Old Master, who are these three old men?" "They are just three losers who have not graduated from the second class, ha" When Xu Xian heard this, he staggered and almost fell to the ground, but at this time Fa Hai was already standing  Into the inn.  The Daxia Inn is still so cramped, dilapidated and damp. The proprietress Zhong Lihua is still sitting behind the counter with her big face focused on picking up her nose. Judging from her figure, she is actually much stronger than a hundred years ago.  "Lady boss, I haven't seen you for a hundred years, but you still have the same grace!" "You're so close, everyone in the world knows my grace. What's that expression on your face? I'm so cold and cold, the more you flatter me, the more annoying I am!"  Zhong Lihua didn't appreciate it at all. After snorting coldly, she took out a huge ball of boogers, flicked it lightly, and with a whoosh sound, poured it directly into the pillar beside Xu Xian. It penetrated three-thirds of the way, and Xu Xian was shocked all over.  of cold sweat.  "You, the young monk, can be considered an old friend. For the sake of that deal back then, after all, what do you want from me when you come to the Hero Inn this time?" He casually pulled out a stained rag from the counter and wiped it.  With fingers like iron rods, Zhongli Huafang shook his scattered "hair" and looked at Fahai again impatiently.  "Haha, let me get straight to the point. My nephew has been blocked in his enlightenment recently, and I would like to ask the landlady to help him train him so that he can get rid of his knot" "Oh? There are so many talented people in the world, why do you have to come here?  "Ask me?" "Because he doesn't understand why women are sowell, attractive, so after much thought, only the boss's wife can solve this problem for him." Fa Hai said naturally.  It was more tactful, but Zhong Lihua didn't take this approach at all. She looked at Xu Xian carefully with a pair of giant copper bell eyes, "Well, the skin is tender and the meat is a bit chewy." Xu Xian almost collapsed in shock.  When she was on the ground, Zhong Lihua withdrew her gaze with disdain, and opened her mouth to Fa Hai, "Three Heavenly Spirit Pills, no more! If you agree, you can take the person after three months. I can guarantee it."  Don¡¯t kill him!¡± ¡°Okay, deal!¡±
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