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Volume 4: Surviving the Ruins and Devouring the World 027 Everyone can become a god, so there is a God of Headbutts and a God of Mushrooms

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    "Well, I don't have any moral integrity. Give us two butts." Qing Liuli clasped her hands together and poked them a few times, then bent over and raised her butt, and straddled her slender legs back and forth, like a track and field athlete about to sprint.  Hongbai caught a glimpse of Qing Liuli from the corner of his eye, and his little eyes suddenly shone brightly. He shouted excitedly: "No moral integrity, you are finally released from prison. Well, I'll give you the two canned chrysanthemums on the left. They're very hard."  "Oh, you must use your strength." "The chrysanthemums are broken, and the ground is full of wounds." Qing Liuli shouted and shot out at high speed.  Her hands were clasped in front of her, with her index and middle fingers touching the front fingers, like drills breaking through the sky.  She aimed without any hint at the ass of a copycat Ness. She had a strong will, strong strength, and the right angle. She seemed determined to penetrate the ass and stab it all the way to the throat.  This copycat Ness untied a thick book hanging from his waist, opened the cover and flipped through the pages, then tore off a page and shouted loudly.  The pages of the book flashed with golden light and turned into a shining golden sword.  At this time, Qing Liuli was very close and could see the cracked butt.  Shanzhai Nesi's backhand sword was as fast as lightning, cutting Qing Liuli into two pieces.  Golden flames surged from the blade and spread to the two pieces of Wujie, making a crackling sound.  Two pieces of green glass melted into mercury in an instant.  Hongbai was dumbfounded and shouted angrily: "You have no moral integrity, are you being malicious and cute?" Because of Qing Liuli's interference, Hongbai was distracted and his mobility was significantly weakened.  The four cottage Ness took the opportunity to flap their wings and retreat in four directions together.  ¡ª¡ªKoubai was originally running around between their long legs, but now they all moved away, forming a big circle around him.  There is also mercury after melting green colored glaze.  Originally at the back of a copycat Ness.  Now it is in front of others.  Also in the encirclement.  When Hongbai saw that something was wrong, he quickly rushed to a copycat Ness.  This fake Ness inserted the chain sword into the ground, stared and shouted: "My sword is my shield." The chain sword immediately bloomed with brilliant golden light, forming a crystal clear golden barrier.  Kohaku hit the wall, bounced back quickly, and fell into the ground.  She pulled out her little head and spit out the mud, then chose a nearby copycat Ness and pounced on it.  The three Citadel Ness thrust their chain swords into the ground together, staring and roaring loudly.  The three chainswords flashed together with golden light.  Forming three crystal clear golden barriers.  The four barriers merge with each other to form a pyramid-shaped completely enclosed space.  With a roll of her little red and white eyes, she dug hard into the soil like a puppy, quickly digging a hole and getting in. However, she only dug half of her body before she found an indestructible golden barrier.  She suddenly became angry, slammed her little head against the wall on the ground, and then hit the surrounding walls fiercely.  The golden barrier is exactly the same as Morning Star's absolute defense, no matter how Hongbai hits it, it will be fine.  After a while, Hongbai stopped panting.  He looked at Gu Tie through the barrier, his little eyes filled with tears.  Like a wronged puppy.  Three cottage Ness turned around to be on guard. One cottage Ness faced Gu Tie and said in a deep voice: "Now, we can talk." Gu Tie patted his head and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, my brain is not working right now.  , let me think about it. If you don't rush into the palace to attack the little Naga and stay here to make trouble with the head of state, it's not that you have awakened some strange hobbies and are obsessed with the pleasure of having your butt hit hard. This is just a delaying tactic.  Sacrifice the holy ass to delay the head of state and let her stay here." "That's right." Ness simply agreed: "As long as she is here, you will definitely show up." Gu Tie looked at Hongbai and said with a smile.  "Okay, what do you want?" "Cancel the contract with Nuanfeng Port, leave Nuanfeng Port immediately, and not interfere with anything in Nuanfeng Port in the future." He said in a deep voice.  The conditions of the stronghold Nes caused a commotion. The royal guards watching the battle from a distance whispered to each other, and some even cursed directly.  The Naga sisters in the seal were extremely calm and didn't say a word.  Gu Tie couldn't help but clapped vigorously and said with a smile: "What a great plan. If you abandon the head of state and attack the little Naga. Maybe you can succeed, but you will all die. If you stay here to play with the head of state, then not only will you not have to  Even if you die, you will definitely get Nuanfeng Port. I have to say, your tactics are really good." "Copycat Ness" snorted and asked in a deep voice: "I have a question, you can obviously win it easily.  My head of state, why are you delaying taking action until now?" Gu Tie said with a smile: "Personally, there are two possibilities for the answer: a. You are still obsessed with the feeling of having your butt hit, so you are not willing to take action in advance; maybe b.  This confinement space has a time limit. You don't know when I will come, so you don't dare to move in advance. " "This space isolation does have a time limit, but it is now in effect." Shanzhai Nesz flicked his fingers, and the height of the pyramid space gradually decreased.  .  The lower the height, the narrower the corners. Kohaku had to step back a little, and then back a little.Back off a little.  Shanzhai Nes said coldly: "You have also seen that in the end, it will be compressed into a plane. Any matter in the plane will be crushed and turned into particles that are finer than protons and neutrons. Your devil  Pet, not even the ashes will be left." Gu Tie was silent for a moment, and then said calmly: "Can I say a few words to her?" Shanzhai Nes said coldly: "No, there is no sound wave.  Penetrating space isolation. " Ashes pushed Gu Tie's arm, stretched out his left hand with his palm facing upward, and shot out a beam of white light, forming a wide projection screen in mid-air.  Gu Tie's bust appeared on the screen, and a line of text appeared below it, which was very similar to the subtitles of the movie.  Gu Tie admired Hui Jin's wit and gave a thumbs up in approval.  Gu Tie on the screen also gave a thumbs up, it turned out to be a live broadcast.  Kotetsu glanced at the screen again, then stared at Hongbai, and said in a deep voice: "Koubai, do you remember our last brave game?" Kotetsu on the screen also stared at Hongbai and spoke, there was no sound, only one line was clear and clear.  subtitles.  ??He nodded his little head red and white, and waved his little paws a few times, indicating that he would play again next time, and there will be a next time.  Gu Tie smiled and continued: "You know better than me what 'god' is, and you know better than most people here. God does not necessarily have extraordinary power, and God does not necessarily have shining wisdom. In essence,  God is just a human being, just like you and me. God is a person who works hard and reaches the highest level, and the "clergy" is the last thing that happened on earth.  A terrible kid, he has been in trouble since he was born, but he has always been patient and optimistic in life. In the end, he broke through the limit and "patience" became his priesthood. You see, he can become a god by enduring disasters.  The conditions are loose enough. In theory, anyone who can do any job to the extreme can become a priest." Gu Tie paused for a while and continued: "A strong warrior who exerts his courage to the extreme is likely to become a god of war.  The counselor who exercises his resourcefulness to the extreme may become a god of wisdom. The cute girl who drinks tea to the extreme may become a "tea god". The uncle who exercises his muscles to the extreme may become a god of wisdom.  Become the God of Muscles. The swearing soldiers may become the gods of bad words. No matter they are important characters or ordinary little people, they can even become crazy little guys.  If you do weird things to the extreme, you may become a god." Gu Tie grinned, stared at Hongbai and said: "Many careerists pursue divine power by any means, forcibly brainwashing their own people, and do not hesitate to distort the people's spirit and destroy them.  The destiny of a nation is to let others worship itself. But such careerists can only be successful for a short period of time, and in the end they are hated and cursed by the people, and they succeed in gaining a lot of negative beliefs. On the contrary, those who focus on their work all their lives.  He often becomes a god unknowingly. After becoming a god, he doesn't even feel it." Gu Tie pointed at the crystal clear golden barrier and said with a smile: "This kind of thing is made of divine power and can be completely ignored.  It can only ignore the blows of mortals. It is vulnerable to real divine power. I have proven it many times, Hongbai, use your headbutt." He suppressed his smile.  He said forcefully: "Hongbai, in the past tens of thousands of years, you have thrown your headbutt countless times, and you have already exceeded the limit. I believe in you, your forehead is shining with divine fire, your headbutt contains divine power, you can push through  Any obstacle can break the bullshit space isolation. I believe in you, Hongbai, can you feel it?" Gu Tie is not talking about it, but the most sincere belief, or 'faith'.  From the very beginning, Kohaku demonstrated various headbutt miracles, breaking bulletproof glass, breaking tank armor, and breaking things that were obviously impossible to break.  Even if a large box of explosives explodes at zero range, she can still withstand it with her forehead.  He never understood why Hongbai's forehead was so strong and so hard that it was completely unscientific.  It was only now that he was inspired by his own experience and knew the secret of Kohaku's headbutt.  This unruly headbutt banger has been used for tens of thousands of years, and it has already become a perfect headbutt. It has become a god of headbutts and has become a god of headbutts.  So he devoutly believes in Hongbai¡¯s headbutt, and also believes that Hongbai can feelhis belief.  Not only Gutie, Venom and Ashes have witnessed the miracle of Hongbai's headbutt countless times, and they also believe in Hongbai's forehead.  The royal guards on the battlefield all witnessed Hongbai crazily hitting the butts of the four fortress Ness with their heads, and they also believed in Hongbai's head.  Now that Gu Tie mentioned it, they all believed it.  They didn't speak, they just stared at Hongbai's forehead together, believing that it was an indestructible artifact.  Hongbai seemed to have noticed something. He squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, his small body trembling as he tried to accumulate strength.  The copycat Nes noticed the crisis and shouted loudly: "Player Gu Tie, make a choice immediately." Gu Tie raised his right hand and popped out his middle finger, smiling.? Said: "I choose C, fuck you guys." Hong Bai shot out like a cannonball and hit the golden barrier.  As if the inviolable golden barrier was like the inviolable hymen, it broke without any sound, and the entire pyramid collapsed.  The surrounding spectators cheered loudly together, as if the war was over and victory had come.  The four copycat Ness were all dumbfounded. They couldn't believe that Hongbai could really break through the space isolation, and that there really was a "god of headbutts" in the world.  They were so shocked that they forgot to attack or escape immediately.  After Hongbai landed on the ground, he rolled around and rushed towards a mountain village with a low bark.  Awakening her divine power did not make her mature and steady, but only made her more ferocious and confident, transforming from a little mad dog into a god-like little mad dog.  The four fortress Ness hurriedly pulled out their chain swords and took out thick magic books.  Gu Tie smiled and gave a few false pokes with his raised middle finger.  The pool of mercury melted by the green glass immediately expanded violently, shooting a large number of tough and slender threads around, entangling the wings and limbs of the four Ness.  The four Ness struggled hard.  But the more you struggle.  The more powerful these threads become, the tighter they become.  Just such a delay.  Hongbai rushed to a copycat Ness, kicked off his limbs at high speed, and slammed into the abdominal armor.  The sacred headbutt after absorbing faith was indeed extraordinary, directly shattering the indestructible golden armor, and the entire little head sank into the abdominal cavity.  When Hongbai twisted his neck and pulled out his little head, his head was covered with glowing blood, and there were a few vague pieces of biochemical organs hanging from the two little horns.  ??In other words, the god of headbutts, Hongbai, is crazy and crazy.  He is not blind at all, and will not hit other people's butts until his headbutts are fully upgraded.  If she had foolishly pushed someone's butt, the mucus covering her little head would probably be more than just blood; the organs hanging on her horns would probably include half of her rectum.  All in all, the current Kohaku is brave, resourceful and performs perfectly.  The other three cottage Ness could not get rid of the tighter and tighter threads for the time being, so they took a deep breath together and tried to use roars to summon friendly forces to rescue them.  Gu Tie had been waiting for this moment.  He immediately yelled out the dragon language "Forbidden Sky", and the three syllables exploded like thunder.  Forcibly distorting the laws of physics and locking the air flow in this area.  The three Ness could not inhale or exhale, and became helplessly mute.  Kohaku took the opportunity to smash and smash their knees, stomachs, arms, and of course their heads.  Gu Tie said to Venom and Ashes: "Look, I said, you can just watch, you don't need to do anything." Venom pursed his lips and smiled, and asked softly: "Have you calculated all this?" "No, I  Not good at planning." Gu Tie smiled and walked to Nes who fell first.  This Ness had his abdominal cavity shattered, but he was the most complete one, still retaining consciousness.  He had given up struggling and looked at Gu Tie calmly, his eyes very peaceful.  Gu Tie looked at him for a while and then said: "I would like to ask, are you usually in pain?" Nez was silent for a while and then said: "We never think about ourselves." "You only care about yours.  Target?" Gu Tie asked.  Ness did not answer, but asked calmly: "Do you think you have won?" "No, I am just like you, waiting for the final result." Gu Tie said with a smile.  Ness slowly turned his head and looked around, wondering: "But are all your people here?" "I have two magic pets, one here and one over there." Gu Tie pointed at red and white, and then pointed at  Pointing to the ground: "What I just said was not only to her, but also to the other one. In the past tens of thousands of years, she has been focusing on growing and eating mushrooms. She has been doing this for tens of thousands of years. I believe that she has also made a breakthrough.  The limit of mortals. I believe that she can hear my voice and receive my faith. "What's the point of growing mushrooms and eating them?" Ness said hoarsely.  "Before today, you would have said, what's the use of a headbutt?" Gu Tie asked with a smile.  At this moment, the ground not far away collapsed, revealing a bottomless pit that was as big as half a basketball court.  After a while, a handsome and slender black dragon climbed out of the pit, holding the seventh cottage Ness in its mouth.  This Ness is still breathing, but its ears and eyes have grown clumps of fungi that look like Ganoderma lucidum. All its hair and feathers have fallen off, and another type of fungus that looks like a enoki mushroom grows.  The black dragon placed the seventh Ness in front of Gu Tie, lowered his head and said: "Master, I am honored to live up to your expectations." "Where did you find him?" Gu Tie asked with interest: "Tell me about it.  "At a geothermal collection station five thousand meters deep, he is trying to repeat the Iron Shield incident, using geothermal energy to simulate the core of the sun, and then detonating nuclear fusion materials," Black Dragon said unhurriedly, with a long and overlapping magnetic female voice.  , as if a group of female singers were singing together: "Thanks to the master's trust, I can create stronger mushroom spores, invade his respiratory tract, and erode his body and nerves from the inside. Thank youMaster, if the master hadn¡¯t reminded me, I would have thought that mushroom cultivation was just a hobby.  " Red and white ran up to the black dragon and squatted down in front of the black dragon. He said with great dignity: "Well, kill four of the heads of state.  " Heilong blinked and asked doubtfully: "What's on your head?  A piece of liver?  " Ness, whose abdomen was damaged, sighed softly and said to Gu Tie: "You seem to have won.  " "Why does it seem like?  Gu Tie asked back. Ness didn¡¯t say much. His pupils suddenly dilated, his eyes lost their luster, and the wound that had been bleeding stopped. Only dead people don¡¯t bleed, because their hearts stop. Gu Tie looked at Ness.  With a calm face, he clearly knew that he had won, but he couldn't be happy. Did he get anything from this victory? On the surface, he could get a large sum of money from Nuanfeng Port, but this kind of money was earned from his own family.  Only idiots and selfish people would be happy about this. The Alliance's secret expedition failed and they suffered heavy losses. Gu Tie sighed and said lightly: "Tai.  La, is there anything else?  " "Some miscellaneous soldiers are still running around. If you are willing to make some money, you can go for a run.  "said the guide elf. Before Gu Tie said anything, Hongbai ran out in a hurry, shouting excitedly: "Make money, make money.  ¡± ______________________________ ps: There are relatively few scenes in black and white and may be ignored, but the foreshadowing of unscientific headbutts in red and white is everywhere, so no one should be surprised. Today is the second update, and the second one is as usual. pss: Again  Emphasize that starting from January 1, 2014, everyone please pay attention to the public chapter (To be continued)
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