"The Head of State is a pure, masculine and orthodox heterosexualan orthodox heterosexualheterosexual" "The Head of State is looking for a big butt" "The Head of State is looking for a big butt A strong female dragona strong female dragon with a big butta female dragon" The echo echoed throughout the square and lasted for a while before it subsided. The square that had been so noisy just now was completely silent. There were no voices, no footsteps, no engines, and even the wind had stopped. Everyone looked up at Hongbai in a daze, their eyes widened and their mouths twisted, as if they were mentally retarded children who were born with facial paralysis. It's a crazy world, but it's not without limits. No matter how you say it, a petite and pink little girl shouldn¡¯t scream ¡®not a lily¡¯, ¡®pure, masculine and orthodox heterosexual¡¯, ¡®capable of giving birth, and absolutely healthy in body and mind¡¯. No matter how you look at it, she is just a brat and is still far from being sexually mature. ¡°If a completely undeveloped kid yells ¡®Lily¡¯, ¡®Straight¡¯, ¡®Have babies¡¯, then they can still accept it. There is a name for 'precocious', which refers to those brats who mature psychologically too quickly. In this chaotic and dirty world, anything evil can happen. An undeveloped kid may also experience various evil events, enlighten his sexual consciousness in advance, and have some wonderful ideas. All in all, this kid was just yelling and yelling, which they could barely accept, and would definitely not be in a collective daze. The problem is that just now, this kid was shouting "not Lily" and "orthodox heterosexual", and then he suddenly started shouting "Fuck Lily", "I'm not looking for a small butt", "I want a strong female dragon with a big butt". It¡¯s as if a government is shouting, ¡®Our country is a harmonious society. We have always adhered to the sustainable development strategy¡¯. He immediately went on to shout, ¡®If pollution occurs in our country. It must be high-end, western-style and high-end. There will be no sun and smog will spread all over the country.' Generally speaking, when politicians open their eyes and tell lies, and their last words are not correct, they will definitely be a little stiff and hesitant. But this kid is not vague at all, and the front and back are completely seamless. This change is so fast, it has reached the legendary level of "turning over faster than turning over a book". If Hongbai was just a brat who was as embarrassed as flipping through a book and had no shame, they would have gritted their teeth and endured it. Just like the vast number of Chinese netizens facing Sister Rong and Sister Feng. Brother Chun and Brother Zeng were disgusted at first, but over time they got used to it. The real core problem is that this imp is not a character who only exists on the Internet and TV, but a hero who just saved Iron Shield Castle. Therefore, the Gray Ironmen mercenaries thought with regret: "We were actually defeated by her. It's so embarrassing. We might as well just die." Therefore, the people of Iron Shield Castle thought with shame: "We were actually defeated by her. It's too shameful to save the country." Just like that, the whole square fell into silence. Nearly ten thousand people stood as motionless as puppets. Hongbai noticed the subtle atmosphere, and his face gradually turned red with embarrassment. Fortunately, the characteristic of being unruly is that the more embarrassing she becomes, the more unreasonable she becomes. She jumped on the roof of the car, put her hands on her hips and shouted, "What are you looking at? I've never seen a heterosexual woman, I've never seen a lesbian, I've never seen a heterosexual man, Have you never seen gay men? You are just useless trash. Do you still have to stop and watch when you see a bitch and a male dog? You are indeed a waste, pervert, idiot, and born with brains. Withered, a bad person who thinks with his spine. "If Kohaku used his eloquence at 100%, he could definitely make the audience go crazy or commit suicide. Fortunately, Kohaku is not in a good condition now, so he doesn't really curse. Despite this, the audience also lowered their heads in shame and worked silently with regret. Seeing that the entire audience had surrendered, Hongbai felt that he had regained his dignity. He crossed his arms across his chest, raised his face triumphantly and let out a sweet moan. Gu Tie originally planned to go on stage to talk to Hong Bai, but when he saw Hong Bai acting like this, he was embarrassed to go on stage. When Hongbai saw Gu Tie turn around to leave, he jumped on Gu Tie's back like a monkey, his arms strangling Gu Tie's neck, and his legs sandwiching Gu Tie's waist. If Gutie is compared to a pure Australian eucalyptus tree, then Hongbai is a ferocious koala with genetic mutation. She yelled fiercely: "Brother Gu Tie, don't you want to know how Hong Bai defeated the Gray Iron Man's mobile troops and then collected the armored troops?" Gu Tie stopped and said helplessly: "Okay, Mr. Head of State, please tell me. , I would like to hear the details. " Hongbai licked his lips and said excitedly: "In the vast field, the head of state drove a super handsome chariot, accelerating, drifting, accelerating, and drifting again. The F¨¹hrer felt the sacred military might of the Third Reich and admired it deeply for his magnificent driving skills. They voluntarily abandoned their original wrong stance and joined the imperialist camp of infinite justice. It didn't take long for all the tanks and helicopters to follow. The F¨¹hrer formed the glorious 1st Armored Division of the SS. Under the leadership of the F¨¹hrer, the 1st Armored Division attacked the Iron Shield Castle and preached the universal truth of infinite justice to the armored troops.sp;Gu Tie listened and translated in his mind. In the vast fields, Hongbai drove her car rampantly, and with the assistance of Black and White, she violently attacked the Gray Iron Man's convoy and the helicopter group. While showing off her driving skills, she must have shouted on the radio, using all means to intimidate and induce. When the Gray Iron Man mercenaries saw that they could not fight or escape, and that Hong and Bai's threats were indeed vicious, they all turned against them. Finally, Kohaku led the rebels to attack the armored forces in the city and forced the armored forces to surrender. After Hongbai finished speaking, he shouted excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, is the head of state majestic?" Gu Tie grabbed Hong Bai and put it on the ground, patted his head and said with a smile: "Well done, the head of state is majestic. He is indeed worthy of being a leader." A once-in-a-million-year-old general. You inherited the eternal great cause of the Dragon Clan, pushed it to its peak, and united the soldiers and civilians of Iron Shield Fort to hold high the banner of Songun and march towards the path of victory against freedom." He gently stroked Black and White's little head again, softly. He said in a loud voice: "Thank you for your hard work." The black and white face was flushed, showing a sweet and cute smile. Hongbai was very happy at first, but the more he listened, the more uncomfortable he became. He said angrily: "Brother Gu Tie, you are fooling Hongbai just like the Beibang minions fooled Jin Sanpang. Is it possible that Hongbai has Jin Sanpang? The same despotic power scares Brother Gu Tie No, the head of the Third Reich is like a fat man in high heels. Brother Gu Tie, you have to sincerely praise Hongbai. There would be no new empire. The Great Head of State" Gu Tie couldn't help but laugh, pinched his pink chin, and shouted with a smile: "Heil-hitler." Hongbai stared at Gu Tie unhappily, and suddenly his face turned red for no reason. , snorted and turned away his face. Black and white tilted their little heads and looked at Gu Tie, and said doubtfully: "Brother Gu Tie, is it over over there?" "It's over long ago. You all feel the nuclear explosion, right?" Gu Tie said with a smile. Black and white nodded obediently and was about to explain the situation. Hong Bai gave a thumbs up and shouted excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, you are indeed a professional magician. You actually smashed the iron tribe's ancient ruins into a large chrysanthemum 1722 meters deep. Iron Shield Castle was obviously shaken. , those drivers who were not experienced enough lost their balance and crashed into a ball. If not" She stopped talking and hummed arrogantly: "Well, brother Gu Tie is just a small assist. It was the first time." Hei Bai happily revealed: "Stop pretending, if it wasn't for that shock, your car would have been pushed out 1722 meters deep." "Nonsense, the total length of the injury is only 6 meters. How could it be 1722 meters. Mi Shen's chrysanthemum?" Hongbai shouted. "Hey, you actually have common sense?" Gu Tie and Black and White shouted exaggeratedly together. Hongbai snorted and said to himself: "No matter how you say it, Hongbai is the first one." Black and White sighed and stared at Gu Tie without blinking, obviously wondering about something. Gu Tie knew what this cute little guy was wondering about. The big explosion happened an hour ago. He has just returned to Iron Shield Castle now. What did he do in the middle hour? He didn't mind telling Black and White and Kohaku the truth, but he couldn't do it now. Now, they are in the Iron Shield Castle, and there are guide elves watching them, so it is not convenient to say a lot of things. ¡ª¡ªBy the way, Kohaku always had a problem with the guide spirit (Terra), and used various methods to maliciously harass her, making the guide spirit extremely annoyed. Therefore, wherever Hong Bai goes, the guiding elves usually hide automatically, whether Gu Tie's guiding elves or black and white's guiding elves. Gu Tie rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Sorry, after the explosion, I should have returned to Iron Shield Castle immediately. But, I have a lot of trophies, a heavy chain sword, a heavy bolt gun, The heavy ammunition box and the heavy magic book weighed an estimated 0.125 tons. I thought they were too heavy and would be troublesome, so I sent them to the ship first. " Black and White understood Gu Tie's hint. No further questions were asked. Hongbai didn't understand the situation at all, and asked enthusiastically: "Brother Gutie, who is your opponent? Is it a Holy Ness? What is his trophy, is it the same as last time? Did you keep his? Corpse? Where did Brother Gu Tie go after delivering the trophies? Did he rape the female captive? " Gu Tie was so depressed that he had to change the subject and said, "There is no female captive, because there is no female captive. I disappeared. It took me so long because I had a lot of things to deal with, so I dealt with it first. For example, after I returned to Iron Shield Castle, I went to the bank to change my name. In order to deceive the enemy, I made up a cool and dazzling name. No. 0." "Quack" Hongbai gave a cute weird smile and stared at Gu Tie with a weird look. "Oh, no." Gu Tie suddenly felt a chill all over his body and said quickly: "Can you be serious just once?" "Quack quack Brother Gu Tie." Hongbai jumped high again, like a koala. The same thing was hanging on Gu Tie's body, and he said excitedly: "'No. 0' puller"?The number is ¡®0¡¯, the ¡®0¡¯ corresponding to ¡®1¡¯. In gay culture, 0 represents the socket, 1 represents the plug, and 1 is inserted into 0 so hard that sparks explode. Brother Gu Tie, did you subconsciously choose ¡®Zero¡¯? Have you awakened in some way? By the way, Brother Gu Tie, the Chinese army¡¯s name for ¡®0¡¯ is ¡®Dong¡¯, Dong Yao Dong Yao! " "It's not subconscious, it's just made up casually. "Gu Tie said helplessly. "Unintentional actions are more indicative of subconsciousness, while intentional actions are just pretense. "Hongbai said. "If you are nagging again, I will slap you wildly and turn your little asterisk into a capital 0." Gu Tie said. Red and white eyes rolled, and he shouted sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, violence cannot solve the problem." " Gu Tie became really angry and decided to find a corner to smoke red and white. At this moment, the guiding elves who had been hiding flashed together, with flashes of colorful light that complemented each other, and colorful spots of light falling from the sky. It was so gorgeous that it was a mess. . Hongbai giggled excitedly, twisting her butt and shouting: "Look, look." Even Terra celebrated Brother Gutie¡¯s awakening in a gorgeous way. " " Player head, this is to celebrate the completion of the player Gu Tie's mission. "The red and white guiding elf said. "Well, Terra, stop pretending, you must feel a little bit comfortable. As an old maid and old rotten woman who has been around for countless years, when you see a handsome, handsome, and wealthy man like Brother Gu Tie enter a field where roses are in full bloom, you will definitely feel pleasure rippling through your body. You must be looking forward to a strong and handsome No. 1" Hongbai was talking nonsense with her small eyes narrowed, and suddenly she screamed. She jumped and hugged her guide spirit, like an upside-down monkey fishing for the moon. She was excited Shout: "The player has completed the task, and then there is a debriefing. After debriefing, the head of state can get a lot of remuneration. Tell me quickly, how much is it? " "Player Hongbai, in fact, the mission has nothing to do with you. "The guide elf said helplessly. "What? "Hongbai immediately stretched his little face, grinning and revealing his white canine teeth. "Player Gu Tie accepts the mission of Iron Shield Castle, and player Gu Tie also accepts the reward. As a close subordinate of player Gu Tie, you have indeed made outstanding contributions. I believe. Player Gu Tie will distribute part of the reward based on your performance. "The guide elf paused and emphasized again: "I truly believe that player Gu Tie will definitely remember your various performances. "Hongbai immediately fell to the ground, smoothed his temples and bangs, and hung his hands in front of his lower abdomen, standing very obediently and gracefully." Gu Tie rolled his eyes and asked with a wry smile: "Where are you going to report on your work?" " Gu Tie's guiding spirit said: "Under normal circumstances, the host should stand on the main battlefield, inspect the traces of the battle, listen to the players' stories, and then give rich and fair rewards under the witness of the guiding spirit. But in the previous battle, a fragment penetrated his left atrium. He had just undergone a rough field operation and was in a coma. Before the surgery, he hired me to perform his duties and obligations, listen to the players' stories and witness the players' exploits. " "Oh, I understand. "Gu Tie took out a simple helmet from under his cloak, put an envelope in the helmet, and said with a smile: "This is the Helm of Addiction, an ancient artifact of the Iron Tribe, the culprit that caused the whole city of Iron Shield Castle to sleepwalk. Her original owner has died and she has become ownerless. Ironshield Castle needs to choose a suitable woman to become her new master, and then the antidote can be prepared. The antidote is in the envelope. I have tested it and it is absolutely effective" He patted away the red and white hands that were reaching for the helmet and repeated: "The envelope contains the formula for the antidote. Not long ago, I tried it with a few ironmen, and it was absolutely effective. " "Please explain the entire process of the task in chronological order. "The guide elf said. "Is it necessary to go to such trouble? "Gu Tie asked nonchalantly. "Yes, the richer the report, the more selling points, and the more remuneration. "The guide elf said. "You have seen many things with your own eyes. "Gu Tie said. "Only by listening to your subjective explanation can we truly understand your efforts. "The guide elf said. Hongbai also tried his best to persuade: "Brother Gu Tie, just brag. The Celestial Dynasty has always boasted about its military exploits since ancient times, and the rule is ¡®multiply three and divide three¡¯. For example, in a certain war, a certain general lost 9,000 to himself and killed 10,000 to the enemy. It is generally said that he lost 3,000 to himself and killed 30,000 to the enemy. From ancient times to the present, the real names of deaths in the Celestial Dynasty have not been disclosed, whether in war or car accidents. You must uphold the glorious tradition of the Celestial Dynasty. Anyway, the explosion was so violent that there was no residue left on all the corpses, and there was no way to investigate them. " Gu Tie rolled his eyes at Hongbai, took out a chip and said, "The process is like this. I asked the head of state and the president to attack the enemy's mobile troops, then sneaked into the Iron Shield Fort from the flank, and quickly accepted the commission. Then, I investigated the truth about the sleepwalking incident, asked a substitute to hit the trap, and left the Iron Shield Castle myself to go to the ancient ruins to search for the enemy's secrets.Secret stronghold. The enemy general left in a hurry and opened the back door without closing it. I walked into the open back door and entered the enemy's headquarters directly without any hindrance. " Hongbai listened beside him, his eyes filled with sadness, and he couldn't say a word. The guide elf was also dumbfounded, and said sarcastically: "Player Gu Tie, why don't you think about it this time? ? "No, this is the video and photo of me executing the enemy general as physical evidence." And this" Gu Tie put the chip inside the helmet and took out a bag of charred and dirty feathers: "These are the feathers of the enemy general. I packed a bag with them when I was packing up the trophies. There should be enemy feathers on them. General's DNA. photo. video. DNA" He put the feather bag into the addiction helmet. He smiled and said: "I personally feel that it is enough. I wonder if you need more? " The guide elf shot out a beam of light to suck away the addicted helmet and evidence, and then said: "Is there any witness? " "No, the female spy is dead, and all the enemy players are also dead. "Gu Tie said. "Have you collected any of their items? "The guide elf asked. "You should have a lot of clues about the female spy Keira. But the enemy players" Gu Tie shrugged and said with a smile: "Unfortunately, it was quite chaotic at the time. I killed all the male players, raped and killed one female player, and then had a stand-in pretend to be her and fuck her hard. Later, the enemy general came back, and I was busy fighting, taking photos, and packing up the loot. Also, the air there is too bad, with low oxygen content and high sulfur content. I was so dizzy that I neglected many details. " "Can you provide your kill record? "The guide elf said. "Oops. Kill record, why is there no such thing? "Gu Tie took out his mobile phone and looked at it. He patted his forehead and said exaggeratedly: "Could it be that the game was too fancy at the time and the system couldn't distinguish it. By the way, I didn't confront them head-on, I just led them into their defense mechanism. From the perspective of the system, it is their agency that kills them, it is them who commit suicide, and they do not give me their heads. " The guide elf did not hesitate to pursue it and continued to ask: "Where is the female player? You said 'rape and kill a female player'. " "This" Gu Tie thought for a while and said with a smile: "It was like this at that time. I fucked her hard in various ways and played with her thoroughly. I fucked her until her eyes turned white and she was sweating all over. Her head was wet. White gas kept coming out. Suddenly, her pupils dilated and she died. At that time, I didn't pay attention and continued to have sex while it was hot. I didn't notice it until it was cold. Now that I think about it, maybe she had some kind of heart disease and died from too much fun. The system counted her death as an illness and an accidental death, so I didn't kill her. " "Player Gu Tie, if there is no evidence, then the kill cannot be counted in the record. "The guide elf said. "Sorry, this is my first time doing a task and I have no experience. I will pay attention next time. "Gu Tie said. "Then, please describe the battle after entering the headquarters. " said the guide elf. "What? Gu Tie asked reluctantly: "You want to say more?" " "Yes, a complete battle report must be recorded in the order of the timeline. "The guide elf said. "This" Gu Tie smiled and said nothing, staring at the guide elf without blinking, sending a subtle hint. ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ In the captain¡¯s cabin of the Devil Shark, Gu Tie and four naked women were crowded together on the small single bed. It was very intense. They kept squirming. They surrounded Gu Tie up, down, left and right, doing their best to serve Gu Tie with their plumpness and softness, and enjoying the hotness coming from Gu Tie's pillow. , trying to immerse themselves in the whirlpool of love, but for some reason, there is always a kind of emptiness hovering in their hearts, which prevents their minds from completely relaxing, and the same goes for their bodies. After an unknown amount of time, they finally stopped, breathing contentedly. , the air was filled with their female fragrance. Gu Tie talked silently for a while, then reached out to the e-book on the bedside table, but a wet palm pressed it down and pushed it to the ground. He said helplessly: "Please, we don't have enough time, and the enemy won't wait for us. "Venus didn't answer, silently kneading Gu Tie's stiff shoulders, and suddenly said: "Let Heshler come in? " Gu Tie couldn't help but laugh, and asked helplessly: "Am I a sentimental person? Okay, I'm sentimental, but I have limits. " "I know you are a good man. "Venus gently rubbed Gu Tie's hair with her cheek, and said softly: "You are gentle, sensitive, considerate, and always try your best to care for us. We can sense your thoughts, so we are willing to give everything to you, life, soul, freedom and future. But I have studied men on earth. Men are men. At some point, they need some fresh stimulation. ??Don¡¯t put up with your a**, you are a god and you can get more in this world. " Gu Tie shook his head, looked sideways at her moist eyes, and said with a smile: "I have got enough. I have you. Inside the star colored stone and green glass, there is also a large group of charm demons that are about to mature. You are all my treasures. While I own you, I also have the responsibility to maintain you. I admit, I get some urges from time to time when I see some plump women. But that doesn¡¯t mean I want to take on more responsibilities. I am a grown man and I know what 'restraint' means. "Venus's eyes became even more moist, and she sighed faintly: "But you are obviously not feeling happy? " "no**. Gu Tie gently stroked the three bodies on his body, brushed his fingertips over the moist concave and convex curves, and said calmly: "You make me very satisfied, I like you very much." However, there is something unknown that keeps me worried, and I don¡¯t know what it is. It¡¯s not a thing, it¡¯s not an object, it¡¯s not a force. I seem to¡± He shook his head and said with a smile: ¡°I¡¯m really not suitable for thinking, forget it. Dear concubines with thin waists, long legs, and big and tight butts, please relax, you are biting too hard. "The concubines twisted their seductive breasts and made reluctant grunts, obviously wanting to continue having sex. Gu Tie also wanted to continue having sex, but he looked at the clock on the wall and shook his head resolutely. After a while, he walked out of the cabin dressed neatly, holding an e-book while reading. The next destination was Blue Bay Port, a large city with a resident population of more than 800,000. To maintain it, eight powerful families formed a municipal council to manage the Blue Bay Port. The urban area of ??Blue Bay Port is very scattered. The main city is located in the delta, and there are satellite-like fortresses around it. The main city is for the navy and core heavy industry. The base and satellite fortress are the production areas of light industry and agriculture, and are stationed with the air force and the army. From the perspective of military defense, the Blue Bay Port is perfect, with strategic depth, complete military configuration, and fortresses can interact smoothly with each other. Assistance. So Lanwan Port was not attacked on a large scale, but was harassed on a large scale, and the damage was very serious. When Gu Tie was about to take a closer look at the damage at Lanwan Port, he saw the captain coming hurriedly, holding a chip in his hand. . She said seriously: "Your Excellency Gu Tie, we are not going to Blue Bay Port, we are going directly to the next destination, Blood Shark Sea. This is the intelligence that has just been received. The mysterious forces that blocked Blue Bay Port have withdrawn, and the sea, land and air transportation and communications in Blue Bay Port have been fully restored. " "What? "Gu Tie's heart skipped a beat, and he had a very bad premonition. ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª PS: The editor said that I Yesterday¡¯s manuscript was made up of words, okay, there are fewer words today (to be continued)