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Volume 4 Surviving the Ruins and Devouring the World 021 Cuteness equals a human plus a chimpanzee divided by two, plus three huskies

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    Gu Tie continued to practice thunder and lightning purification with wild beasts.  The second experimental subject was a bison, who was also electrocuted to the point of incontinence.  The third experimental subject was a wild sheep, who was electrocuted to the point of straining to urinate and defecate.  The fourth experimental subject was a wild dog, which was electrocuted to the point of becoming incontinent and vomiting constantly  Unknowingly, Gu Tie came to the cell door of the seventh experimental subject.  This is a young troll, about the same height as an adult man. All the hard hair on his body has been shaved off, exposing his rock-hard muscles.  It has a lot of magic patterns, not only on its back, but also on its shoulders, thighs, and buttocks.  Each piece is precise and complex, probably no weaker than the original magic pattern.  Jaina said: "This young troll is an excellent specimen. Its physical strength is similar to that of an experienced warrior, and its weight is exactly the combined weight of the two princesses. So we made it with special care so that its magic pattern strength is also that of the two princesses."  The total. Your Majesty can purify the two princesses at once. It is obviously faster to purify them both at once." "That's a good idea," Gu Tie raised his left hand and pointed at the prison.  Door, electric sparks lit up on the tip of the index finger.  Sensing the crisis, the little troll howled and rushed towards the cell door, causing the door to rattle and several bars to bend significantly.  Gu Tie was not disturbed by this accident. The lightning on his fingertips became brighter and brighter, making a steady buzzing sound.  After a while, the electric light turned into a beam of golden light and hit the little troll, turning into a lightning whirlwind that enveloped the whole body.  The little troll struggled violently, letting out harsh howls of pain. It looked very uncomfortable, but the magic marks on its body were steadily fading away, just like the earlier experimental subjects. ?? Gu Tie steadily releases divine power, washing away the little trolls with sacred thunder and lightning.  ¡ª¡ªWhen the holy lightning penetrated the little troll, his consciousness also deepened.  Understand its body composition.  Understand the energy contained in your body.  Which energies are the life force of the little troll itself.  Which energy is the bad magic from outside?  He searched organ by organ, cell by cell, dispelling every trace of bad magic, leaving behind the vitality of the little troll itself.  At first, he felt that it went smoothly, just like the previous six successful purifications.  I don¡¯t know how far it has been completed, maybe 60%, maybe 70%.  He was suddenly powerless.  Consciousness cannot be perfectly integrated into divine power, and the connection between the two is somewhat slow.  This directly led to a serious problem. When the holy lightning washed over the little troll, he was unable to identify the ingredients immediately, which ones were the little troll's life energy and which ones were the invading bad magic powers.  He quickly slowed down the speed of purification, but something happened. The little troll glowed from the inside out, its body expanded rapidly, and then there was an explosion.  A large amount of plasma splattered on the walls and ceiling.  Several limbs fell to the ground, bloody and bloody.  Even the hands and feet are indistinguishable.  Venus and white spiders have long been commonplace, but they let out a long breath and showed a pleased expression.  Women are all about saving face. They would rather die magnificently than lie in their own urine, feces and vomit.  Gu Tie frowned and pondered for a while, then said: "There is no problem with mental strength, but the divine power is not pure enough. The faith I have gained now is just eating and eating. I have more than enough to protect myself, but not enough to make progress. According to what the two beloved concubines said, believers and beliefs  It has to develop slowly and gradually improve its quality, right? " "Yes." Venus quickly said: "There is no natural high-end style, nor is there any natural elegance." "That's right, it's developing.  A country needs to develop slowly before it can become a developed country," Bai Spider said.  "Pack up the bones and make them a red and white dinner today." Gu Tie said.  "Yes, Your Majesty. Do you want to continue training?" Jaina asked.  "No need, I want to reflect on it." Gu Tie sighed softly and brushed off a broken tooth stuck to his front.  ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ In the martial arts arena, Venus and White Spider were having a fierce sword fight, sweating and sweating  She can't stop breathing, and her toned thighs and arms are very eye-catching.  Gu Tie stood aside and watched, smiling and appreciating his women, their swordsmanship, their strength and agility, and their toned breasts.  Many people appreciate music, paintings, statues and other works of art, but he prefers good women, whether they are versatile female mages, strong and muscular female warriors, or mysterious and low-key female killers.  Every good woman is a peerless work of art, worthy of taste and respect.  Gu Tie admired it silently for a while, then thought of the scene in the dungeon.  The little troll glowed from the inside out, first expanded rapidly, and then exploded into an indiscernible meat paste.  This made him a little annoyed and a little anxious.  It's impossible not to be upset. The little troll now is probably the Venus or White Spider in the future.  Can he accept them being blown to pieces?  Of course it's impossible, absolutely not.  He can only keep up his efforts to make his skills more proficient and his divine power more abundant.  But the problem is that faith is not pure.  His beliefs can be summed up like this, ¡®optimistic endurance, focused work, and fierce counterattack¡¯.  Understand the three main pointsA believer can provide the most comprehensive and rich faith, allowing his feedback power to grow to the fullest.  But the current understanding of belief by believers only remains at ¡®optimistic hunting, optimistic protein supplementation, and optimistic camping¡¯.  They did learn about ¡®optimistic endurance¡¯, which also involved ¡®focused work¡¯.  As for the 'fierce counterattack', they almost didn't think about it.  The lack of faith is like malnutrition, which makes his divine power lack rigidity and sharpness.  If the divine power is sharper and harder, he can quickly cut off the bad magic power of the little troll like a scalpel.  "What should we do?" Gu Tie was a little confused and subconsciously touched the magic nail on his right forehead.  The magic nail sealed some important memories, which always made him feel like he was missing something.  He sighed secretly, and suddenly felt a strong and pure belief, which should come from a certain apostle.  She also leads many sub-faiths, each small and weak, but together they form one large, fiery torrent.  He absorbed these beliefs happily, like drinking a large glass of fragrant wine, but he still didn't feel hot enough.  He concentrated his spiritual power to pursue the source of faith, and his consciousness crossed the barriers of time and space and came to the distant western mountains, where he attached himself to a statue of a god located in an underground cave.  He saw a slender and beautiful apostle and a group of ragged refugees.  They were holding hands around a huge bonfire and praying before the meal.  In the fire was a nine-headed lizard as huge as a mammoth.  They were praising the will and talent of the Ancient Iron Demon King.  Without the teachings of the Demon King.  They couldn't eat the smelly nine-headed lizard.  After a while, they finished praying, took out their shields and swords, cut off the roast meat and put it on the shields, and ate it vigorously.  The apostle took a piece of hot roasted liver and ate it fiercely. While eating, he muttered: "Your Majesty the Demon King, the meat of the nine-headed lizard is really smelly. Even if it is cooked, it is as smelly as moldy stinky tofu. But it is rich in fat and vitamins.  , it can also improve immunity and eyesight, and can provide abundant calories, making me stronger and my eyes sharper. "Your Majesty, do you think so?" "Yes, my child," Gu Tie responded in a dumbfounded voice.  "Huh" The apostle looked back and asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, are you paying attention to me?" "Of course, you are so healthy. So strong and so beautiful." Gu Tie said.  The apostle was very happy.  He ate the liver slices more and more like a wolf and a tiger.  "How about the dragon disaster in the west?" Gu Tie asked.  "Are you okay? With the support of the Crescent Empire, the resistance has never been short of weapons, and has defeated the Dragon Cult several times. But as long as they occupy the city, the evil dragon will definitely come, and it usually doesn't take three days. Every time the evil dragon  After the attack, there will be some more believers, but not much." The apostle answered telepathically while chewing, with a somewhat discouraged tone: "Your Majesty, the climate in the west is very good, there are wild deer, wild sheep, hares, and pheasants everywhere, sisters.  I don¡¯t have to worry about having nothing to eat, so I am not positive about His Majesty¡¯s faith.¡± Gu Tie had known about this situation for a long time and was a little unhappy before.  The disaster was not severe enough, the refugees were not depressing enough, and there was no incentive to embrace his beliefs.  But after experiencing the earlier purification incident, he suddenly had some inspiration, something different and more positive.  He called the apostles telepathically and said in a relaxed tone: "This is good. Animal meat can provide food, animal skins can be used to make leather clothing and armor, and animal teeth and bones can also be used to make weapons. Since the supplies are guaranteed, you can  Try to take the initiative. " "Your Majesty, the resistance army has no weapons to deal with the evil dragon." The apostle said in surprise: "The evil dragon is cunning and ferocious. The resistance army has used bows and crossbows to attack, but she always shrinks and attacks. She is small and fast.  No weapons can hit her. Should she use spells to bombard her? Dragon Scales has natural spell resistance and cannot be hit by ordinary spells. If the rebels gather a large number of mages, she will be unable to come down.  The dragon language spells were bombarded from a high position, and the range of the human spells was not enough to fight back. We tried to tame the beasts and summon the elemental spirits, but they were all bitten and eaten by her, just like a meat bun beating a dog. " "This is a metaphor.  Very vivid." Gu Tie said with a smile.  "So we can only harass the Dragon Worship Cult, but we have absolutely no way to deal with the dragon." The apostle said helplessly.  ¡°Stay optimistic, there is always a way.¡± Gu Tie comforted.  "We are indeed optimistic and hope that the devil will save the world." The apostle became happy again.  "This" Gu Tie was speechless and said with a smile, "Okay, let's do this for the time being." Gu Tie stopped telepathic communication and understood a problem.  The believers are obsessed with seeking food in the wilderness, not because they don't want to fight back, but because they have no way to fight back.  Kohaku was too vicious and couldn't be dealt with by ordinary weapons. When they saw Kohaku, they lost all fighting spirit. How could they even think of fighting back?  If he can provide some technical or weapon support that makes it possible for them to defeat Kohaku, they will try to defeat Kohaku.  Once they try to fight back, they can truly understand the concept of "strong reaction".?¡¯, and then produce comprehensive and pure faith.  Gu Tie suddenly figured it out, clapped his hands and said, "Hey, something happened?" "What for?" Venus and White Spider stopped together and asked breathlessly.  ¡°Let¡¯s study some issues carefully.¡± Gu Tie said with a smile.  Half a day passed before he knew it. On the balcony dyed red by the setting sun, Gu Tie was reading a mechanical book and drawing pictures on white paper with a pencil. There were a lot of tools scattered on the table.  The red dragon flew from the sky and landed on the balcony with a crash. It rumbled to Gu Tie and put its big head next to the desk.  Gu Tie turned his head to look at her body and found no wounds, so he continued to draw pictures.  The red dragon was very displeased. He pinned Gu Tie to the ground with one paw, stuck out his tongue and licked it wildly, making Gu Tie's whole body wet.  "Stop making trouble." Gu Tie was very angry and punched the tip of Red Dragon's nose hard.  The red dragon snorted and quickly shrank into a young girl as big as a puppy, squatting on Gu Tie's belly like a puppy.  She glared at Gu Tie angrily and shouted unhappily: "Brother Gu Tie. As the lustful brother in the group of 'money-greedy and lustful bad brothers and sisters', you should seriously fuck women. Abuse them physically and mentally, not sit on the balcony."  Reading and painting. Hong Bai and Brother Gu Tie have agreed to work 60 hours a week, Brother Gu Tie will work with women for 60 hours, and Hong Bai will steal the treasure for 60 hours. " "I have a serious job, you can go to the hall and see for yourself.  Look." Gu Tie said.  Hongbai tilted his little head and thought for a while, then ran out of the balcony and went to the hall to inspect Gu Tie's work.  Gu Tie sighed.  Get up and wipe off your saliva, and pack away the books and stationery that were messed up by red and white.  After a while, Hongbai ran back with a bang, his little tail wagging, and said happily: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai misunderstood you. Brother Gu Tie is indeed a super lustful big devil, with many exquisite tricks  Mechanically do nasty things. Brother Gu Tie, your evil abilities have grown exponentially." Gu Tie thought for a while and said with a smile, "Thank you." Hong Bai jumped up on the desk and squatted, wagging his tail and shouting.  Brother Gu Tie. What are you reading? " "I am designing a more complex evil machine."  Hongbai opened a drawing and saw a machine with a complex structure.  It looks like a power armor, put a woman in it, and do all sorts of bad things.  Hongbai opened another machine and saw an automatic machine similar to a crossbow, which could be placed under a woman to do various ultra-high-frequency bad things  Hongbai watched with interest for a while, and said happily: "Yeah, Brother Gutie is really creative. With these machines, more women can be ecstatic, and the Dragon Worship Cult can be more powerful." "Serve Hongbai  "It's my honor," Gu Tie said with a smile.  Hongbai rolled up the drawings carefully and shouted happily: "Brother Gu Tie, have you seriously considered rebelling?" "Yes, you have practiced it seriously." Gu Tie said.  "How to practice?" Hongbai asked excitedly, seemingly not sad at all, just out of pure curiosity and happiness.  Gu Tie handed over a pamphlet and said with a smile: "This is Brother Gu Tie's experimental discipline." Hongbai took the pamphlet, licked it with his little paw, then turned the pages and read them.  Read: "Hmm, Brother Gu Tie wants to dispel the red and white dragon blood curseBrother Gu Tie conducts experiments with cattle and sheepHmmBrother Gu Tie lets a large amount of sacred lightning wash away the troll's cells, allowing the troll to  Collapse at the cellular level, exploding like popcorn" She closed the booklet, stared at Gu Tie with her hands on her hips, and said angrily: "Brother Gu Tie, you are so stupid, secretly preparing for so long, even the sacred  Even purification can't be done. Brother Gu Tie, when will you be able to defeat Hong Bai and save the world? " Gu Tie picked up Hong Bai and said with a smile, "Why do you want to save the world? Hong Bai is so cute and considerate?  Brother Gu Tie. Brother Gu Tie has no worries about food and bed, and can play with a lot of women every day. Brother Gu Tie has never been so happy since he was born. Brother Gu Tie gradually doesn't want to defeat Hongbai.  I want to play with Hongbai every day and have fun together." Hongbai's little eyes lit up and he asked excitedly: "Brother Gutie, does Hongbai want to completely capture brother Gutie's body and mind?" "It's not even close, but brother Gutie?  I'm already hesitating," Gu Tie said.  "Well, Hongbai will keep up the good work." Hongbai shouted confidently.  "Well, let's work hard together." Gu Tie stroked the red and white head and smiled happily.  Suddenly, he had an unkind, immoral, shameless, despicable, insidious, and shameful idea, but it was worth a try.  He stroked Hongbai's little head vigorously, and used Hongbai's favorite left hand to touch Hongbai's most delicate little face, touching and pinching it, and scratched Hongbai's chin with his fingertips.  Hongbai felt very comfortable, lying softly on the table while humming in a daze,The tail is slowly wagging on both sides.  Gu Tie asked while touching: "Hongbai, what's your weakness?" Hong Bai struggled to open his little eyes and asked warily: "UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuBrother Gutieare you going to rebel?" Gutie didn't.  He answered, pulled out the chair and sat down, picked up Hongbai and put it on his lap, stroking her more passionately.  He not only stroked Hongbai's little head, but also touched Hongbai's neck, chest, and armpits.  Hongbai felt very comfortable being touched, and she snuggled into Gu Tie's arms in a daze. Her little nose made a vague hum, and her little face had a lovely blush like sunset, and she didn't ask anything about what happened just now.  The small red and white body is covered with fine and tight scales, which makes a rustling sound when touched. The sound is very pleasant.  There is another interesting situation when scratching the red and white belly and ribs.  As long as he is lightly scratched a few times, one of Hongbai's hind legs will twitch slightly.  The claws open and close.  It seems that he is tickling himself.  Gu Tie scratched the red and white right ribs a few times.  Then lift the red and white right foot and place it on the waist, and continue to gently scratch the right rib.  The red and white right footor 'right hind paw' also rustled.  Gu Tie found it interesting, so he stroked Hongbai's little head and asked with a smile: "Hongbai, what's going on?" "Well um" Hongbai didn't even bother to open his eyes and let out a vague hum.  Voice.  "Why do you scratch yourself when Brother Gu Tie scratches you?" Gu Tie scratched Hong Bai's right hind paw.  Hongbai said confusedly: "Well dragons have two brains." "Humans also have them. Left brain, right brain, cerebellum. If you think about it, people on earth have three." Gu Tie said with a smile.  "No" Hongbai said vaguely: "Only one is counted" "If we follow the calculation of 'the big one is ten yuan, the small one is a hundred', there are still two men on earth." Gu Tie said.  "Well, if Gu Tie is a boy from the dragon clan, there will be three of them." Hongbai said grumpily.  "Those three?" Gu Tie asked curiously, stroking and patting them harder.  Give Kohaku a full body massage.  Hongbai felt dizzy with pleasure, and said with some crooked eyes: "Well the dragon is very big If all the neural information is handed over to the brain for processing the reflex arc will be very long the reaction will be  Very slow. So so part of the spine evolved into a secondary brain to process some simple signals from the lower body so the dragon has two brains" "Oh" Gu Tie suddenly had an idea.  The brain is an easily injured organ, so the skull is the strongest organ in the body.  In nature, the degree of evolution of an organism can be determined from the degree of skull closure and brain capacity.  The main brain of the dragon is located in the skull, which must have perfect protection, so the red and white headbutt is so hard that it can even penetrate the front armor of a tank.  What about that level of brain protection?  Does the red dragon have another super hard part?  Gu Tie stroked Hongbai even more, and asked in the most kind and kind voice: "Kongbai, where is the secondary brain?" Hongbai hummed vaguely for a while, and then said: "Fart fart"  "Butt?" Gu Tie slapped the red and white butt and asked in disbelief.  "Hmm, buttinside." Hongbai hummed.  "Hey, Pipili?" Gu Tie asked in surprise.  "Wellhuh?" Hongbai asked confusedly.  "Don't you know that the learned Hongbai? The English word 'assassin' is 'assas private'. If you split the assas private word, it becomes ass-ass-in, which is 'ass-ass-in'." Gu  Tie stroked Hongbai's firm little butt and said in surprise: "I can't believe that there is a brain in Hongbai's butt. Hongbai, the tickling just now was the thinking in Hongbai's butt?" "Hmm" Hongbai  Bai hummed in confusion, not knowing what it meant.  Gu Tie thought for a while and asked: "Hongbai, is the dragon's weakness in the butt?" Hongbai nodded, humming and said: "Well a long time ago, sisters always fought  We are all little female dragons who will never grow up We are very depressed, so we bite each other and take it out on others Kohaku often bites Terra's tail Terra has two tails Kohaku and  Qing Glaze each bites one Well, Qing Glaze is Hong Bai's god-sister." "I think I said it sometime" Gu Tie said.  "Well, last time we were in Green Forest, she was the silly girl wearing a blue and white plaid shirt She is a blue dragon. When she grows up her scales will turn into dark blue, the color of the clear sky" Hongbai was confused.  Yes, I went off topic: "The azure dragon is the strongest dragon in aerial combatthe master of hurricanesthe king of the skybiting in the air, the azure dragon is the only opponent of the red dragon. Wellbut  When the blue dragon was young, its scales were green and looked like green onions" "Yes, yes, I do remember a little guy with green hair, sheAlways crawling on my head.  "Gu Tie said. "Hmm, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, hongbai and cyanglai bite the chessboard so hard that they can't match each other So they became biological sisters and bitten Terra's tail together, one each.  Tyra was so anxious that she stabbed us in the butt.  When she poked hard, our whole bodies were numb and we had no energy to bite.  "Hongbai grinned stupidly and drooled a little: "Later, Hongbai found out dragons have a secondary brain, which is inside the pelvis, close to the tail vertebrae The tail vertebrae of the young dragon is not completely closed.  Show a little nerve.  As long as the butt is poked, the exposed nerves will be numb easilyit will be numb, and the lower body will have no strength, and the whole body will have no strength" Gu Tie finally understood why Hongbai is so proficient in banging anus, and yet so afraid of being banged.  Chrysanthemum? The weak point of the baby dragon is actually in the buttocks. With just one hard poke, a baby dragon can be brought down smoothly. These baby dragons will never grow up. They are so twisted that they are afraid of exploding with each other all day long.  Ju Wan, you blast me, I fuck you, the sisters have all become masters of the Thousand-Year Kill, "Should I call on the believers to practice the Thousand-Year Kill diligently, and deal with the giant dragon type Thousand-Year Kill?"  " Gu Tie thought doubtfully. While enjoying Gu Tie's touch, Hong Bai grinned and muttered: "Well Brother Gu Tie Qing Glaze and Hong Bai are good sisters You adopt Hong Bai,  He adopted Black and White, and then adopted Celadon The azure dragon is the fastest dragon The adult azure dragon can cruise at twelve times the speed of sound, and its combat power is super strong Qingglai is only a young dragon, but it can run super fast.  Happy, and no shadow can be seen in a flash Well, Qing Glaze is still stupid, and his intelligence is only a little higher than Bailong Xiaojiu" "Isn't Bailong smart?  "Gu Tie asked absently while thinking about killing the giant dragon for a thousand years. "The intelligence of the white dragon is the shame of the dragon clan.  "Hongbai suddenly became inexplicably excited, rolling around on Gu Tie's lap, rubbing his face while rolling, drooling with his little mouth tilted, and humming vaguely: "Well, if Brother Gu Tie's intelligence is  100, the intelligence of a chimpanzee is 20, and the intelligence of a husky is 10 Then the intelligence of the white dragon is probably between that of a chimpanzee and brother Gu Tie, fluctuating up and down a husky Hehe hum gurgle woo woo  " Hongbai giggled with joy, slapped Gutie's belly with his small paws, and kicked his hind legs wildly. Seeing Hongbai's cute and innocent look, Gutie rejected the idea of ??killing the giant dragon for a thousand years. Hongbai  Bai didn't know that he had escaped, so he hummed and said with a silly smile: "Bai Long is super stupid, almost like a gorilla.  The blue dragon is a little smarter than the white dragon, not much better. Woohoo, at most two huskies.  Well, Brother Gutie plus chimpanzees divided by two plus three huskies equals one celadon.  " "Oh, I suddenly feel superior.  "Gu Tie said. "Woo hoo, brother Gu Tie would you like to adopt Qing Glaze?  Hongbai hummed. Gutie rolled his eyes and asked with a smile: "I'm not afraid of smart girls. Smart people know how to cooperate, such as Hongbai."  Brother Gu Tie and Hong Bai work together flawlessly, they are simply good brothers and sisters that are unparalleled in the world.  But Qing Glaze is powerful but lacks IQ, just like a Tibetan mastiff. Brother Gu Tie is worried that he cannot control her.  Hong Bai, can you tell Brother Gu Tie what are the weaknesses of Qing Glaze?  " "Thousands of years of killing, the chrysanthemums are broken, and the buttocks are full of wounds.  "Hongbai hummed. "She ran so fast and flew so high. Brother Gu Tie was worried that he couldn't catch her.  " Gu Tie said. Hongbai hummed a few times in a daze: "Woooo, forbidden air.  " "What is the forbidden space?  "Gu Tie asked. "Dragon said 'forbidden sky'.  Hongbai hummed and said: "Forbidden Sky is a dragon language spell, but it is very simple. It only has three syllables. Brother Gu Tie can use it."  The dragon relies on its wings to control the whirlwind to soar in the sky.  Forbidden Air can forcibly lock the air so that the dragon cannot control the whirlwind.  The dragon can only fall to the ground, well, the blue dragon cannot fly, it is just a little creature.  " Gu Tie suddenly became enlightened and sighed in his heart: 'If it can't fly, the red dragon will only suffer.' ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª ps: Update  It's late, I'm sorry, Kohaku is really a cute beast (to be continued)
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