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Volume 4: Surviving the Ruins and Devouring the World 014 Never quarrel with monopoly giants

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    "Oh, I knew you were teasing me on purpose." As soon as she saw this Durex, Tyra's face was bright and sunny, and her bright smile was hard to look at.  Venom and Ashes looked at each other and felt something was wrong.  The little black and white face suddenly turned pale and almost transparent. He carefully got behind Venom and secretly wrote on the back of Venom's thigh: "According to my experience, there are only two things that make Tyra so brilliant. First, she made a lot of money for nothing. Very  A big deal; secondly, she was going to kill someone so fiercely that it would make people cry in their dreams. "Hongbai was not afraid at all. Instead, he got closer to the vending machine, with his little face and Durex all pressed against the cupboard.  On the door.  While wagging her little tail diligently, she shouted energetically: "Terra, Terra, brother Gu Tie secretly hid this thing in his wallet and took it with him wherever he went. When Hongbai discovered it, he showed a kind of expression.  A very, very strange expression. It seems that he secretly went to the women's restroom to defecate, but was severely constipated and couldn't leave. He was stuck on the toilet, and then was watched by a group of women, taking pictures and posting on Weibo. " "Hey, did the player Gu Tie commit suicide? "  Terra said with a smile.  "Why do you say Brother Gu Tie committed suicide?" Hongbai pouted: "Don't say unlucky words." "If the player Gu Tie sneaks into the women's restroom to defecate, but is severely constipated and unable to leave, and gets stuck on the toilet, then  Being surrounded by a group of women, taking pictures and posting on Weibo." Tyra repeated Hongbai's metaphor and said with a smile: "Hey, with the self-esteem of the player Gu Tie, he will definitely commit suicide on the spot. In fact, you just said, "Brother Gu Tie is very ashamed."  "I'm so ashamed." "It's not helpful at all." The red and white eyes widened, and he pressed his forehead harder against the cupboard door.  "Oh. Player leader." Terra exclaimed exaggeratedly: "With your shamelessness, shamelessness, and skinlessness. Coupled with your ferocity, cruelty, greed for money, and gluttony. And your whims and random thoughts, there is only Player Gu in the entire multiverse.  Iron can tolerate you, protect you, and nourish you. I suggest you try to restrain your impulses, don't just do whatever you want, and don't focus on being 'awesome'." She stopped her smile and persuaded her seriously: "You are like a normal person.  The taste is different. If the extreme taste of normal people is spicy hot pot, then your daily taste is anti-wolf spray. If you feel comfortable, normal people have been so spicy that they can¡¯t take care of themselves. " Hongbai blinked and muttered.  With a small mouth, she said, "Tyra, why did you call Hongbai a bad girl?" "Are you a good girl?" Tyra showed a bright smile that she couldn't look straight at.  "Of course, Hongbai is the most authentic pure and pure." Hongbai said.  "The most authentic Bingqing Yujie will lie on the cupboard door like a gecko?" Tyra asked.  It turned out that before she knew it, Hongbai had climbed onto the cupboard door, with her face pressed against the cupboard door and her small body pressed against the cupboard door, like an extra-large gecko with a wagging tail, clutching a Durex.  Hongbai turned his head and looked at his position.  He said nonchalantly: "Well, pure and pure is the essence. Not the appearance. Hongbai did not have puppy love, no compulsory dating, did not attend the principal's ideological and political classes, and did not have a room with the teacher. Hongbai was always wary of the attack of the unscrupulous succubus, so Hongbai  "Bai is the most innocent and pure person." "Okay, okay, like a gecko that sticks to the cupboard door." Tyra didn't care and agreed with a smile.  Hongbai wagged his tail and asked sweetly: "Terra, how is Qing Glaze?" "We are still working on gigantic robots." Terra said.  "Don't you think she still admits that once a bipedal machine exceeds ten meters, it becomes taller and stupider?" Hongbai said.  "Yeah, her obsession with giant robots is just like your passion for making money." Tyra said.  "Where's Watermelon? Have you been drinking and causing trouble recently?" Hongbai asked again.  ¡°She and her sister made moonshine together, and then they beat each other wildly when they were drunk, and they are both in confinement now,¡± Tyra said.  "What about Xiao Ai and Xiao Pa?" Hong Bai asked with a smile, "Do you still like Black and White wholeheartedly?" Everyone stared at Black and White with ambiguous eyes.  The little black and white face suddenly turned red. He lowered his head to cover his little face with the brim of his hat, and his little shoulders were trembling with anger.  Tyra blinked at Black and White and said with a smile: "Yes, I still like Black and White wholeheartedly. Many times, they quarreled and fought because of Black and White. The two skinny little girls rolled around in a ball, with their eyes closed.  His eyes screamed, and he slapped the opponent with his light fist, making a puff sound like a feather duster hitting the pillow. "Well, it is indeed the shame of the dragon clan," Hongbai said loudly.  Black and white was a little angry and shouted: "They are not fighting dragons, how can they use their physical combat as an issue." Hong and white turned his head and said with a smile: "Hey, the husband is protecting his wife." "Yes,  Hei Bai is really a man!" Tyra also said with a smile.  &nbsp"I've had enough." Black and White shouted, turned and ran away holding his head.  Hongbai watched Black and White run away, then pressed his face against the cupboard door, and shouted sweetly: "Terra." Terra seemed to tremble, took a step back and away from the camera, and asked with a smile: "What's the matter, player leader?" "  What is this?" Hongbai waved the condom in his hand and patted it on the cupboard door.  Tyra¡¯s brows trembled a few times, and she said with a smile: ¡°Didn¡¯t we say that the taste should be moderate?¡± ¡°Hongbai is not losing moral integrity, he is just asking for information.¡± Hongbai said.  "Well" Tyra's smile became brighter: "There is a fee for consultation." Hongbai also showed a sweet smile: "Well, our relationship is so good, talking about money hurts feelings." "Yeah, that's right.  What should I do? Don¡¯t look at the personal terminal and just let me transfer money.  "This is too sentimental. There is no cost for consulting information." Hongbai changed his face as soon as he said it. His face was full of spring a moment ago, but turned into cold ice and snow in the blink of an eye.  She put on a small face and said angrily: "Besides, if Tyra is so rich, doesn't he need such a small amount of consulting fees? Brother Gu Tie has created so much income for you, so you can't give it to Brother Gu Tie's sister  A little discount? Tyra, you are too sentimental. You can't do this. Just now, you were bullying Black and White. " Tyra said with a smile: "Yes.  Record. Of course, you can give away a few free consultations. It's okay to use his coupons, provided that you can consult the Tactical Nuclear Bomb, you can consult Clapton Player's Arms.  For information, you can consult the climate and animal migration in the surrounding areas. However, the leader of the players, why do you want me to accept everything in a group of aggressive ways? " In fact, this family has no intention of harming Terra, and they are serious about consulting Durex.  use.  Just a few words of explanation can resolve the misunderstanding, but Hongbai has no intention of explaining at all, and shouts angrily: "Hey, you unscrupulous money-greedy evil dragon, why are you pretending to be innocent? What is your background, don't I know?"  Let me put it here, if you don¡¯t give me free consultation, I will expose all your dirty things and let the entire Killing Ruin know about your dark sales strategies and your bloody huge profits.¡±  Said: "I can't believe that you have been with a Chinese man for so long, and you still dare to raise your voice against the monopoly giant?" "If Hongbai was in China, he would have eaten three barrels of oil and Telecom Mobile." Hongbai said disdainfully.  "Hehe, okay, since you are so brave, then I will give you a free consultation." Tyra said.  "Humph, that makes sense." Hongbai instantly showed a sweet smile, and his little tail waggled enthusiastically.  "But you have to buy some private goods that cannot be sold." Tyra said.  Hongbai didn¡¯t even ask what the private goods were, and said with a smile: ¡°I¡¯ll give you a 10% discount, and Hongbai will help you clear the stock.¡± ¡°50% off, you can¡¯t be so undignified if you clear the stock.¡± Tyra said.  "15% off, clearance does not require dignity, only the pleasure of excretion." Hongbai said.  "40% off, excretion also needs to be paid from the cost, cleaning the toilet, toilet paper, all have to be bought with money." Tyra said.  "For 20% off, you can go to the toilet at KFC and McDonald's." Hongbai said.  "30% off, McDonald's and KFC are not next door, so walking will take time," Tyra said.  "25% off, this discount is enough for Taobao sellers to do promotions and free shipping." Hongbai said.  "Deal, a top-quality item with a thousand star diamonds, only 250." Tyra said.  Hongbai took out his personal terminal and pressed it on the cupboard door, and said simply: "Deal." Terra's video disappeared, and Hongbai's personal account interface popped up, completing a transaction of 250 star diamonds.  Then the cupboard door opened, and the robot delivered a plastic arms box.  Hongbai immediately forgot to consult Durex and jumped to the ammunition box, sniffing with his little nose.  The four witches who were watching had an ominous premonition and quickly backed away.  As we all know, Terra has a bad temper. If she is angered by a player, she will deliberately sell some inferior weapons, such as a pistol that explodes when the trigger is pulled.  Hongbai was once a mobile vending machine manager and knew Terra¡¯s methods very well.  So she went around the ammunition box and checked it over and over again to make sure there was nothing wrong with it, then slowly unfastened the buckle and opened the lid.  The box was full of neatly packaged cans of explosives, with the packaging printed with 'g7', a tactical explosive with mild properties and difficult to detect.  In the first round of the arena, Black and White used a large number of G7 explosives to blow up the Alliance's base.  These G7 explosives are plugged into detonators and connected to a timer with a flashing light.  Hongbai suddenly became angry and screamed angrily: "Tera, you actually?I.  " Terra appeared again and said with a smile: "By the way, player leader, this is the time bomb you purchased and activated.  Hongbai was so angry that his little eyebrows stood up, and he bared his teeth and screamed: "Do you think this little explosive can hurt Hongbai?"  " "No, if you blow up the vending machine, the fine will be on you.  "Tyra blinked her right eye charmingly. "Hongbai was dumbfounded immediately, the timer's signal light flashed rapidly, and then there was a bang, a big explosion! ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­  ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ ¡°A murder caused by a condom!  " In the bedroom of the Demon King's villa, Gu Tie was leaning against the bedside, holding the most beautiful and plump Ashes in his arms, but his eyes were staring at the TV in a daze. If the director hadn't been naked and hugged by him, he would never have believed in this movie.  It's true. A group of the smartest women in the multiverse almost destroyed a city for a condom. How did they hold meetings to discuss the use of condoms, come up with all kinds of unbelievable reasoning, and went to the Heating Embassy for advice?  How did they get entangled with Terra, how did Terra harm Hongbai, how did Hongbai go crazy and wreak havoc in Baicheng? How did they stop Hongbai The video ended. Gu Tie didn't come back to his senses for a long time, and kept thinking about it.  Those sloppy and funny plots ¡°Hey, how are you?  " Ashes patted Gu Tie's face, and his charming smile seemed to dispel the darkness in the bedroom. Gu Tie returned to his senses and sighed in disbelief: "From the moment I arrived at Green Forest, I thought I had seen the most ridiculous thing in the world.  matter.  After getting to know you, I realized that the absurdity of Lusen is not worth mentioning.  There were many times when I thought I had weathered the storm.  You can be calm and at ease whatever you see.  But after watching this video, I found that I am still too young, and you are too" "Pervert.  "Ashes giggled, and her plump breasts rippled violently, like sea waves under the silvery moonlight. Gu Tie was dazzled by the sight. He picked up Ashes and let her back against him. He put his hands under her armpits and grabbed a ball each.  The soft and smooth breasts were gently kneaded. Hui Qing's breathing became more rapid, and her laughter gradually stopped, but the strange expression remained on her eyebrows. She said breathlessly: "Tell the truth.  This incident was a complete accident. We really didn¡¯t know that people on earth use that thing for contraception.  " "Why don't you know?  Something very easy to understand.  Many primary school students use it.  "Gu Tie said, "Come on, if you haven't eaten spicy food, then no matter how you look at it, you don't know what spicy food tastes like.  "Hui Jin said with a smile, moved his buttocks to change his position, and leaned more comfortably in Gu Tie's arms: "First of all, Xing Caishi and Qing Liuli are succubi, the legendary semen-sucking succubus.  For them, eating is all about eating.  Letting them understand wearing a condom is equivalent to letting you understand wearing a mask when eating.  Do you know how to eat and drink while wearing a mask?  I believe you can't, so they don't know about condoms at all.  " "That's true, but what about the venom?  "Gu Tie frowned and asked. "For the Longsi people, biochemical technology can solve everything. If it is a birth control pill, she can understand it immediately.  But a condom" Ashes giggled again, but every laughter was a strong friction. The sensitive Elda Prophet was quickly exhausted and could only lie down softly. She gasped for a while,  Cai said: ¡°She can¡¯t understand it at all, and she can¡¯t understand it.  For contraception, just use biochemical drugs, which are convenient and effective for a long time. Why use such troublesome props that waste resources?  " "That's okay. Higher civilizations can't understand lower civilizations. What about you?  "Gu Tie asked. "Sister was thinking" Hui Jin reached under the blanket, grabbed Gu Tie's hard object and placed it on her crotch. She moved her buttocks and swallowed it skillfully. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, while slowly  Twisting his waist and hips, he panted and said: "Love is the fusion of souls. This wand transmits the energy of the soul, how can it be blocked by a condom.  Well, your soul is so hot that it almost melts my sister¡¯s bones. You¡¯re also jumping and lightly knocking on your sister¡¯s soul, making her feel dizzy.  " Gu Tie smiled and shook his head, no longer thinking about the video just now, focusing on enjoying his 'soul lover'. A few hours later, the intimate love finally stopped, Gu Tie lay on the bed contentedly, stroking Ash's brilliant blond hair.  Ashes was lying on his chest, holding her cheeks with her hands and looking at him, her eyes filled with a hazy mist that couldn't be shaken off. Gu Tie entangled her soft temples with his fingers and whispered: "I saw some things a few days ago.  Information about the Eldar people.  It is said that the Eldar are all idealists, and every Eldar is an artist, with their minds full of bizarre pursuits.  " "Yes, the Eldar civilization is very developed, and everyone has almost unlimited material resources.  "Hui Jin pursed his lips and smiled, and said slyly and gently: "Basic needs such as food, education, and medical care are not enough.As mentioned, the government also provides vocational training to everyone.  If you want to work in the transportation industry, they will tailor a training program for you, and then provide you with reliable equipment, such as a transport ship that can travel in subspace, including a fleet of escort drones.  With civilization developed to this extent, what will the Eldar do?  Hehe, they are all kinds of extreme sports, the limits of music, the limits of art, the limits of martial arts, the limits of sailing, the limits of spiritual power  The pursuit of extremes is of course idealism. Anything that reaches the extreme will become art.  " "What is your art?  Gu Tie asked softly. Hui Jin was silent for a while, shook his head gently, and said softly: "Why did you suddenly mention art?"  " "I want to know the Punisher's trust in the way of the sword, but I don't know how to understand it.  "Gu Tie said. "The Punisher's swordsmanship?  !  "Hui Jin pursed his lips and smiled, and said politely: "This is really a big problem.  If you practice swordsmanship behind closed doors for a while, you will never understand the Punisher's swordsmanship.  Even if you work on it for ten thousand years and develop your own swordsmanship, you still won't be able to understand the Punisher.  You have to go out to understand the life and beliefs of the Punisher and the soul of the Punishment Sword.  "    "go out?  "Gu Tie frowned and asked. "It's necessary. The Punisher is not an otaku, he is a warrior, a sage, and a great legend.  "Hui Jing seemed to have thought of something, lowered his eyes and sighed quietly: "It's not just him, there are many heroes like this.  They walk in a crisis-ridden world, endure thousands of dangers, and endure untold hardships to practice their lifelong beliefs.  You have to go out and repeat the journey of the Punisher before you can understand the swordsmanship of the Punishment Sword, alas  "She sighed softly again and shook her head gently. "What's wrong?  Gu Tie asked softly. "You don't have to do this. It's too tiring to live for others. You just need to be happy."  " Ashes said. "I know, but the Punisher is a truly great and respectable warrior.  " Gu Tie said. PS: I took a long car ride today. I sat for too long. I feel dizzy. I'm not in a good position to write. I'm sorry. (To be continued)
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