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Volume 1: Young and Ignorant Chapter 36: Extremely Unlucky

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    After a long journey in Nanzhao, the elite soldiers finally arrived at their destination, a gathering place for rebellious officials and traitors outside the Tang Dynasty. Before the elite soldiers entered Nanzhao territory, a pioneer spy discovered their whereabouts and sneaked back to report. Li Dezhai  The spies who had already discovered the treacherous ministers and traitors just pretended that they didn't know what to do.  At nightfall, the crusade team stationed at the Nanzhao border did not move forward. Li Dejiao chose to station in the wilderness. Cheng Yaojiao was the first to refuse. No, he hurried to Li Dejiao's camp as soon as night fell, even with the guard's message.  Not giving him a chance, he opened the camp door grumpily and rushed in angrily.  "Okay, you two little kids, are there any of you who can lead an army like you? Wow! The army is taking a bath and something happens. What do you think we should do?" When Cheng Yaojing broke into the camp, she saw Li Dejiao and Li Debei.  The two brothers were enjoying themselves in the bath, and suddenly they felt angry. They opened their eyes wide and looked like they were about to eat someone, and they shouted loudly at the two brothers.  No wonder Cheng Yaoji was so angry. When did marching have such good benefits?  You can actually take a shower without being bored?  Thinking back to when they were conquering the world, they were simply full and hungry, not to mention the luxury of taking a bath. Now it's better. The two brothers are not here to lead troops to fight, but to have fun, right?  "Ah?" Two brothers, Li Dejiang and Li Debei, were startled. They covered their chests with both hands in time. Cheng Yaojing's expression was like a buffalo roaring, which frightened the two brothers so much. It was too sudden. Cheng Yaojing came in too quickly.  It was sudden, so sudden that the two brothers couldn't adapt to it. It was just a bath, right?  Faced with Cheng Yaojiang's irritated expression, Li Dejiang suddenly felt overwhelmed. This guy is typically tired of looking for things all day long. Li Dejiang said in a deliberation tone with a headache: "Wellthat Uncle Cheng,  Can you spare some time? Look, we two brothers haven't put on our clothes yet. " "That's right. Uncle Cheng, can you give me some space?" Li Debei said with a look on his face.  With an expression of approval, Cheng Yaojing was too rude, at least that was the impression she gave Li Debei. No wonder Qin Shou specially prepared an emergency kit before leaving.  Used to deal with Fairy Cheng at critical moments.  Cheng Yaojing rolled her eyes and glared angrily, crossed her arms and said with a sneer: "You two little kids, please don't look down on me in front of the old gangster. Let me ask you, old gangster, are there any soldiers like you? If it really doesn't work.  , hand over the military power. I will personally teach you how to lead troops in war, old gangster!" As soon as Cheng Yaojing finished speaking, Li Dejiao and Li Debei shook their heads in displeasure. Are you kidding me?  If the military power falls into the hands of Cheng Yaojiing, it will undoubtedly push the elite soldiers into a sea of ??fire. Who is Cheng Yaojing trying to fool with this little calculation?  What's more, they arranged it this way out of helplessness.  The three revolving cannons are a weapon for military strategists, and they are also their main ace in this crusade.  Nowadays, the garrison can only choose open terrain, and there are also deadly artillery shells, which is really not conducive to finding obstacles to garrison. If there is any emergency, the sight of the three artillery is blocked, which is undoubtedly a waste of time.  The most important thing is that Cheng Yaojie is accustomed to commanding with cold weapons. She has never learned how to fight with hot weapons. Now that hot and cold weapons are used together, the most important thing is cooperation and matching.  The two brothers had already learned this at the Ryukyu Military Academy, but Cheng Yaojing didn't understand it at all. Giving him military power would undoubtedly push these elite soldiers to death.  "What? Not happy? Or do you dislike your Uncle Cheng for being uneducated? Huh? Let me tell you, back then, when I, the old gangster, could freely come and go among thousands of armies, you were still playing in the mud" Cheng Yaojing pressed Li Dejiang for two steps.  Brothers, noticed the hesitant expressions of the two brothers.  Increase the pressure and status to bully the two of them, relying on the old and showing off in an old-fashioned way.  Cheng Yaojie, who feels good about herself, doesn¡¯t know how to use both hot and cold weapons in battle. She always feels that it is a waste and waste to lead thousands of elite soldiers to two little kids!  The most unforgivable thing is.  He actually set up camp in an open area. Isn't this obviously a sign of becoming a fat man and provoking rebellious officials and thieves to take advantage of him?  Nanzhao is now in chaos. The king of Nanzhao suddenly burped and left some time ago, causing Nanzhao to become a place of chaos. It has also become a good place for rebellious officials and traitors to recruit troops. As the saying goes, money is easy to do. Nanzhao has been barbarian soldiers since ancient times.  There are so many that it is not an exaggeration to say that all the people are soldiers. If they accidentally rob the enemy's camp, they will not know it.  Li Ji's logistical crusade army had not yet arrived. According to the agreed time, they arrived two or three days early. They originally planned to attack Yaowang Valley in Yangyuan Mountain and it would take two or three days. Unexpectedly, things changed and they came early to wait for Li Ji.  When the crusade army arrived, two or three days passed quickly.  Under the pressure of Cheng Yaojing's anger, Li Dejiao explained kindly and said: "Uncle Cheng, it's not that we are unwilling, but that you are not familiar with our strategic play style. Changing the commander rashly will cause unrest in the army, not to mention the elite soldiers."  They all travel in simple clothes, without any armor, which is not the usual" Cheng ???Jing waved his hand impatiently to interrupt Li Dejiang's nonsense, and said with a domineering ruffian's anger: "Stop talking nonsense, old gangster, let me ask again, give it or not? Give it military power, you can say anything.  No, hehe~~Old gangster, my ax is not a vegetarian, I will beat you until you give it to me!" After Cheng Yaojing finished speaking, he took out a slightly rusty ax from his waist and shook it.  Dejiao and Li Debei were immediately speechless because they discovered that the rusty ax was used by the cooks in the team to chop firewood. The ax was also engraved with the word "Cooking", which proved that the ax was stolen by Cheng Yaojing.  , it should have been snatched.  When Li Debei was about to say something, Li Debei intervened in time to stop Li Debei. Thinking of what Qin Shou had told him, he immediately turned his face and said, "Humph~ Uncle Cheng, you want to seize military power? Yes, as long as you can answer one question.  , we two brothers will hand over our elite soldiers to you immediately, and we will never ask anything about it from now on." Qin Shou had long expected that Cheng Yaojing would take the opportunity to cause trouble, and wanted to seize the military power of Li De's two brothers. What kind of character is Cheng Yaojing?  What temper?  Qin Shou knew very well that it was a last resort to arrange for Cheng Yaojing to accompany the army in the crusade. Qin Shou, who was well prepared, had already told Li De and the two brothers to get rid of the demons and cause trouble.  "HahahahahaOkay, let me tell you the next thing, if I, the old hooligan, Xiaoxing, get the answer right, you two little babies don't have to cry! Hahaha" Cheng Yaoji originally thought that seizing power would take a lot of talking, but really  It is impossible to solve the problem by force. Taking out the ax is just to scare them. If he really takes action, the old handsome bastard Li Jing will be the first to be unhappy.  "We'll meet you outside the tent!" Li Dejiang said with a straight face.  As soon as she stretched out her hand to signal Cheng Yaojiang to wait outside the tent for a moment, Cheng Yaojiang shrugged nonchalantly, laughed proudly and turned to leave. Li Debei, who was gritting his teeth, couldn't help but curse inwardly. He is a shameless person with such a thick skin that makes people feel chilled!  "Debei, go get the tips bag prepared by the boss. This time, let the old gangster give up!" "Okay. Brother!" After Li Debei received the instructions from Li Dejiang, he immediately got up and got dressed to find the tips bag given by Qin Shou.  , while Li Dejiao hurriedly put on his clothes, and after finishing dressing, he ran out without stopping to gather elite soldiers to tease Cheng Yaoji in person. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A rhythmic military drum sound resounded through the temporary camp. After hearing the sound of the military drum gathering, the elite soldiers who were preparing to rest rushed out of their respective camps like a swarm of swarms.  Go to the designated place to gather. There must be something big going on at midnight. The elite soldiers were confused and gathered towards the military tent.  The elite soldiers gathered quickly and orderly, which made Cheng Yaojing, who had been watching on the side, nod his head. The calm and calm momentum was very rare. Visually observing the speed at which these elite soldiers were quickly formed, Cheng Yaojiang became even more happy.  He was thinking that no matter what problems Li De awarded them this time, they would have to take over the leadership of these elite soldiers. Who called him Qin Shou's father-in-law?  Li Debei belatedly came out with an exquisite gift bag, walked up behind Li Dejiao calmly, and handed the gift bag to Li Dejiao, who stood with one hand behind his back. Li Dejiao immediately coughed dryly and said  : "Hmm~ Brothers, we have something to announce when we gather in the middle of the night. Some people are dissatisfied with our two brothers commanding you. What do you think?" "" The well-disciplined elite soldiers chose to remain silent and did not speak in unison and looked at Li Dejiao,  They don¡¯t know what Li Dejia means?  Who disobeys the leadership of these two brothers?  Why does this sound a bit awkward?  The bewildered elite soldiers waited for Li Dejiao's next words.  Cheng Yaojing was not in the mood to waste time listening to Li Dejiao's nonsense. She shouted impatiently: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense here. I don't accept it. You are an old hooligan. What's wrong? Use whatever tricks you have.  Come out, old gangster, I'll leave the words behind, it's imperative that they return to the old gangster!" As soon as Cheng Yaojiao spoke, he immediately aroused everyone's anger.  The elite soldiers looked at Cheng Yaoji with angry eyes, and Cheng Yaoji's show off along the way was a premeditated act to deceive them from two familiar generals. How could the elite soldiers be happy?  Their stay in Chang'an is also temporary. They still have to return to their hometown to maintain safety.  Under Cheng Yaojing's triumphant smile, Li Dejiang sneered and despised Cheng Yaojing's greedy and insufficient character. He announced angrily: "Well, all the officers and soldiers will obey the order. The island owner has something to say first. As long as General Cheng  If you can answer a quick quiz question, I will hand you over to General Cheng for free!" As soon as Li Dejiao said this, the elite soldiers present immediately made noises. No matter how well-disciplined they were, giving them away as gifts would inevitably breed chaos!  Dissatisfaction, what does that mean?  The elite soldiers' chatter reached Cheng Yaojing's ears, and Cheng Yaojiang smiled brightly, raising her arrogant head and dismissing Li Dejia's nonsense.  After Li Debei became dissatisfied among the elite soldiers, he immediately said as if to save the situation: "Be quiet, be quiet, I haven't finished speaking. Of course, if General Cheng can't answer, he will be punished."If you don't agree, brothers, do you know what to do?  "    "What?  ?  Wash, wash clothes?  "Cheng Yaojiang was immediately shocked when he heard this. Is this punishment too deceiving? As soon as Cheng Yaoji finished speaking, the elite soldiers immediately shouted mighty slogans. They believed in the two brothers Li Dejiao, and even more believed in Qin Shou's decision-making and strong faith.  Even Cheng Yaoji can¡¯t see through it. ¡°Haha~~Of course, how about it?  General Cheng, do you have the courage to take a gamble?  You only have one chance, and this store will no longer exist after that. If you dare to make any plans in the future, don¡¯t blame the brothers for being rude!  "Li Dejiao was very relieved when he saw Cheng Yaojing's surprised expression, and his tone angered Cheng Yaojing. "Come on, come on, who is afraid of whom?  Ask a question!  "Yelang's arrogant Cheng Yaoji couldn't afford to lose face like this. Under the collective gaze of the elite soldiers, he stubbornly pulled up his clothes and acted generously. Cheng Yaojiing didn't expect Qin Shou to make such a shady bet. He didn't have any good intentions in the beginning of the relationship.  He deliberately encouraged himself to come with Dajun to play with him. "Hahaha Okay, happy, General Cheng is indeed a happy person, huh~ Listen up, it's a very simple question, General Cheng, please.  What is one plus one?  "Under Cheng Yaojing's righteous expression, Li Dejiao opened the bag and took out the note inside and read it out loud. In the end, even Li Dejiao himself was shocked. This answer is a bit cheating! "Huh?  ""Um?  ""yeah?  "The elite soldiers and Li Debei looked like they had seen a ghost at the same time. They looked at Li Dejiao as if they were dumbfounded. They were thinking about a dumbfounding question. Isn't this question too idiotic? One plus one equals two. Those who have just learned to read.  People also know it! Li Debei woke up from the surprise and disbelief, and looked at Li Dejiao with a blank expression. Did he read it wrong? Or what happened?  The question Qin Shou asked was so simple. If the answer hadn¡¯t been there, Li Deji would have thought that Qin Shou had made a mistake?  But one plus one means that he still knows, hahaha" Cheng Yaojiang burst out laughing proudly. The more she felt that this question was too idiotic, she ignored one thing. The quick quiz question Li Dejiao said,  Cheng Yaojiing, who had never seen any quick quizzes before, immediately said, "Wrong!  ""wrong?  "Cheng Yaojiang's hearty laughter suddenly stopped. He opened his mouth wide enough to stuff two eggs. Li Dejiao's typo almost made Cheng Yaojiang's brain short-circuit. Not only Cheng Yaojie, but also the thousands of elite soldiers.  With the same stunned expression, doesn¡¯t one plus one equal two? ¡°Wrong?  How can it be?  One plus one equals Hey, what do you think one plus one equals?  "Cheng Yaojiao was a little out of his mind. Li Dezhong calmly said the wrong thing, which immediately made Cheng Yaojiang confused. He immediately looked for help at the elite soldiers below, but it was a pity that those elite soldiers didn't like Cheng Yaoji at all. "Yes.  Er?  How could it be wrong?  One, two, three, four, five, six, go to eight and nine" The soldiers ignored Cheng Yaojiing. Cheng Yaojiang immediately panicked and counted the numbers with straight fingers, not even realizing that he had made a typo. When the two brothers Li Dejiang and Li Debei heard this, their faces immediately turned red.  It was rumored that the illiterate Duke Cheng Yaojing was forced to learn by his wife recently. The reason was that it was shameful to be illiterate. At first, the two Li Dezhai brothers did not believe it.  When I saw Cheng Yaojing scratching his head and ears, he immediately believed it. I am afraid that even the presence of his quick-witted wife could not save Cheng Yaojing from the fate of washing clothes. She said it was a quick question!  It¡¯s two!  Bastard, are you fooling me, an old gangster?  Isn't it equal to two?  "Cheng Yaojiang calculated it over and over again with her fingers. She was vaguely certain that it was two. When Cheng Yaoji saw the toad faces made by the two brothers Li Dejia, it meant that the two of them were deliberately playing tricks on themselves. Cheng  The goblin had a ferocious expression on his face and was about to settle the score with Li Dejiang. ¡°Oh~~ It¡¯s terrible to be uneducated. Well, Uncle Cheng, please be patient. Uh-huh~ The correct answer is: one plus one equals three!  "When Cheng Yaojiang went crazy and wanted to use force to settle the score, Li Dejiang suppressed a smile, shook his head and sighed, revealing the final answer, the deceptive answer of one plus one equals three. "What?  Equal to three?  impossible!  This is impossible" This time, not only Cheng Yaojie didn't believe it, but even the elite soldiers below were dumbfounded. Only Li Dejiang in front of him could tell such an idiot. The trick wouldn't be so obvious, right? But  Li Dejiao¡¯s expression of determination is really unconvincing. ¡°What¡¯s the explanation?  "Cheng Yaojiang gritted his teeth and glared at Li Dejiao, as if you didn't answer correctly. It's no wonder that his fists have no eyes. The completely angry Cheng Yaoji is scary, at least the sound of his clenched fists is so scary, but Li Dejiao has no fear and no guilt.  The attitude is exactly what makes Cheng Yaojie dissatisfied. He does not close his eyes to deceive people, and is looking for death! Li Dejiang coughed dryly, ignored Cheng Yaojie's cannibalistic gaze, and said unhurriedly: "Hmm~"It's simple. If you and your wife add up to two people, wouldn't there be three children born?  Don¡¯t you know it¡¯s so simple?  General Cheng, I am willing to admit defeat. From now on, I will leave all my clothes to you. If you have any objections, go back and raise them. If you don¡¯t have any objections, just do it!  " "What if I don't accept the old gangster?  "Cheng Yaojing is also angry. What kind of nonsense is this answer? The overbearing and unreasonable Cheng Yaojing opens her mouth, revealing two sinister rows of sharp front teeth. She has the intention of hurting others. Li De's award is purely to tease people.  , it should be that guy Qin Shou! "Hehe~~ I'm sorry, if you don't accept it, I'll beat you until you accept it, brothers, copy the guy!  "Li Dejiang wisely jumped out of the danger circle, stood in front of thousands of elite soldiers, and waved his hand confidently. When thousands of people were gearing up to take out their knife sheaths to show off their power, the next moment Cheng Yaojing was scared. "No more playing.  I'm not going to play anymore, old gangster. I'm sleepy. Let's go rest first!  "Cheng Yaojie was the most cowardly in her history. At this moment, Cheng Yaojie realized something. All these feelings were Qin Shou's trap. He used his own weakness to exploit himself and tortured himself in disguise. There were still thousands of people washing clothes. He beat Cheng to death.  The goblin didn't do it either! Li Dejiang, who had succeeded in his evil plan, laughed sinisterly. How could Cheng Goblin be free when he entered the tiger's den?  run?  Brothers, come on, set some rules for General Cheng. The island master will take care of everything!  "    "yes!  "No~~" Li Dejiang waved his hand, and thousands of elite soldiers swarmed to catch up with Cheng Yaoji. Amidst Cheng Yaojie's jumping and yelling, the sword sheaths crackled and chased Cheng Yaoji, facing a group of leaders.  The guy's elite soldiers chased him, but Cheng Yaojing wisely raised his hands in the air as a gesture of surrender, and yelled out the cruel words for me to remember in an aggrieved voice.
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