The tiger jokingly asked his wife to take off her pants, but the wild boar continued to tease her: "Take it off, if you don't take it off, I'm definitely not your wife." This wild boar is really good. When he met the tiger wife for the first time, he spoke without any scruples. The tiger scolded the wild boar: Damn it, let him take off your wife! After speaking, Tiger patted her wife's butt hard. Tiger's wife also had a good temper and said with a smile: "I don't need to take off my clothes. I'm not his wife, okay?" The wild boar pointed at the tiger and laughed, saying that the tiger was finished. Tiger also laughed and complained that his wife didn't give him face. ??While talking and laughing, everyone finished the meal, the atmosphere was good, and they didn¡¯t drink too much. We didn¡¯t go anywhere that day and just had a good rest at Tiger¡¯s house. Tiger said he would take me and the wild boar for a nice walk the next day. At night, I slept in the same room as the wild boar. Unfortunately, there was no computer in the room, so it was a bit boring. But I heard it before I fell asleep. There were waves of bed calls coming from the next room. Tiger and his wife are doing something. This wife screams so loudly, and she is so tender. Don't think about it, she just called me deliberately for me and the wild boar. She is really a married woman who has given birth to a child. She is really not subtle at all. After listening for a while, the wild boar asked me: How is his wife? I said: Yes, just this scream is enough for me to listen to for two months. The wild boar sighed: Yes, this tiger is quite capable. He has found such a good wife and is much better than you. I scolded the wild boar: Get out! Wild Boar said: Look, rural wives are so good, no worse than those in Dalian. Let Tiger introduce one to you tomorrow. I smiled and said: If there is someone like his wife, I can really consider it. The wild boar and I laughed secretly. I thought the tiger would be done in about ten minutes, but it turned out that half an hour later, his wife was still screaming for bed. The wild boar finally couldn't hold it any longer, ran to the door, and shouted in the direction of the tiger's house: Okay, I know it's your wife, can I believe it? Don't take medicine next time, it will hurt your body, doesn't it say in the book, 8 minutes to 12 minutes is the most reasonable. After the wild boar said this, I didn't laugh to death. It was so mean, downright mean. Less than 5 minutes later, Tiger came to our house wearing big pants. After the wild boar saw the tiger, he said: Is it cool? are not you tired? 40 minutes a day, can your wife walk the next day? Have you ever heard of the saying: A long stream of water flows! The tiger was also laughed at by the wild boar, and then he took a cigarette and lit it, saying: Afterwards, a cigarette will make you as happy as a god. This sentence reminds me of what we often said in college: A cigarette after a meal makes you as happy as a god. While the tiger was smoking, he asked me and the wild boar: How is my wife? The wild boar said humbly: "We don't know, we have never done it." The tiger punched the wild boar and said with a smile: When your wife is fucked by me, I will fuck my wife by you. They really hung out together in college, and there is no limit to how cheap they are when joking! The wild boar changed the topic and asked the tiger: If you two work so hard, are you going to have a second child? Tiger said: If you have it, just let it happen. My wife is young anyway, why would she not have children? And you? When are you going to have a baby? The wild boar sighed and said, "Let's talk about it. There is no job now. How can we raise children?" Tiger smiled and asked me: How are you? I smiled helplessly, and the wild boar quickly said: He is just a toy, so I registered him immediately. My wife ran away, so forget about him. Tiger patted me and said: Very good, very good, there is nothing good about getting married. I'm quite embarrassed that Tiger did this to me, and I'm really speechless. The three of us, Tiger and Wild Boar, chatted on the bed until midnight, but we were still awake. The more we chatted, the more excited we became, and I didn't feel sleepy at all. Besides, I'm prone to insomnia when I go to a new place. The wild boar said he was hungry, so the tiger called his wife and gave the three of us something to eat. Tiger¡¯s wife was also obedient and went to get us food. After a while, a pot of instant noodles was cooked, and then several more dishes were served. I saw Tiger¡¯s wife wearing a pajamas, which were vacuum-filled and you could see a little bit of the bumps. Very sexy, and not at all like a rural wife, the pajamas she wears are a bit fashionable. After finishing the meal, Tiger¡¯s wife did not go back to sleep. Instead, she leaned on Tiger¡¯s shoulder and closed her eyes for a while. The wild boar asked her to go back to sleep. She said: It's okay. After you finish eating, I still have to wash the dishes. I'm just going to sit here for a while. You can go to bed after eating and stop talking. Tiger saw that his wife was so virtuous, and his proud expression was reflected on his face. I could see his wife's big white legs from the side, and I could also see a little bit of her underwear. That skin is so nice. If this wasn't my friend's wife, I would definitely have to deal with it. She's just my cup of tea! The wild boar, like me, also stared at the tiger's wife's thighs. After reading it, he pretended to tell the tiger: Don't let your wife catch a cold, cover her with something. Tiger looked at his wife's thigh and said: It's okay, it's just autumn and it's not cold. After eating the supper, it¡¯s time to really sleep. I slept until noon the next day. After I got up, I saw Tiger's wife at first sight when I left the house. I was in a really good mood at that time. I felt that the whole day would be beautiful. It was the right time to come and relax. After washing our faces and eating lunch, the three of us went out. Tiger said he would take us two to do some business first, and then go for entertainment. Riding a motorcycle??The wild boar and I came to a small shop. After entering the small shop, I saw two fruit machines. The tiger greeted the shop owner and then asked me and the wild boar what we wanted to drink. We drank water, but the wild boar and I were confused. Why did we come to the small shop? Several people were sitting in front of two fruit machines playing. This kind of old-fashioned fruit machine is basically extinct in Dalian. I remember that when I was in junior high school, there were still video game arcades. Later, the arcades were replaced by gambling machines such as hat machines and animal carousels. These fruit machines all accept 1-yuan coins. If you don¡¯t have change, just exchange it with the shop owner. The wild boar asked the tiger: Don't tell me that playing this is a serious matter. Tiger smiled and said: Have you ever played? The wild boar leaned back, patted his chest and said: I want you to see what professionalism is! I grew up playing this. After a while, a fruit machine became available, and the wild boar sat on it, changed 10 steel coins, and started playing. I also pressed a few hands. To be honest, this thing is quite fun. The wild boar and I won more than 60 yuan for 10 yuan, but we lost everything later. The person playing on the one next to him also left. At this time, the tiger told the wild boar to stop playing. Then Tiger took out a bunch of keys and opened the fruit machine. Only then did Ye Boar and I realize that these two fruit machines belonged to Tiger! Tiger clicked on the steel coin inside, then exchanged a small amount of money with the shop owner and took me and the wild boar away. After leaving the small shop, the wild boar asked the tiger: What do you do now? Tiger said: Yes, just do this and make money! The wild boar said: Nonsense, who doesn't know how to make money, but there are risks in this thing. You have a wife, children and a family, you do this every day, are you not afraid of something happening? The tiger scolded the wild boar: Damn it, you want to make money, but you are still afraid of things. Do you think the money is a pie? Will it fall from the sky and hit you on the head? The wild boar said very seriously at that time: I don't object to making money through evil ways, but the risk for you is too great. Anyway, I am your brother, and I will tell the truth. Tiger said: Stop pretending. When you were fucking bad, you were much worse than me. Why are you a good person now? The wild boar chuckled, immediately changed his face, and asked the tiger: How many can he do in a month? Tiger said: Tens of thousands. I watched them talking from the side, and I knew that both of them were saying things that were against their will. The first wild boar doesn¡¯t care about how much money he makes, but knows that he can¡¯t persuade the tiger, so he asks this question. He is a very smart and experienced smoothie and pretender. Second, the tiger earns more than tens of thousands from doing this, and of course he won¡¯t tell the truth to me and the wild boar. It can be seen that Tiger is very experienced. He waits for everyone to leave before opening the fruit machine. Next, the tiger took me and the wild boar to more than ten small shops. Every time I go to a place, my heart trembles. If something happens, it is no longer a matter of fines, but it is a matter of going in and squatting. " Tiger certainly couldn't do it on such a large scale alone. The wild boar didn't ask too much, and pretended to ask Tiger if there was any way. He could consider returning to Dalian to do it. Tiger said: Don't even think about it. Dalian has been divided long ago and you acted too late. I also invested a lot of money in it to get such a place. The water here is very deep, so you can't just enter it if you want. The wild boar nodded and said nothing, and I remained silent next to him. To be honest, what does it mean to be ruthless? Tiger can definitely be called a ruthless person. I thought that those who messed around in school would be good in society, but my thinking was naive. When it was busy dinner time, Tiger took the wild boar and I to a good local hotel. The wild boar and I are not polite either. Anyway, the consumption is the tiger¡¯s treat. The three of us ordered a bunch of expensive dishes, and Tiger said: These dishes can't cost thousands in the city? You don¡¯t have to do it here. Let me tell you, living in Dalian is really not as good as me. The wild boar and I both nodded and said yes, no matter what, the price was really cheap. I asked Tiger if he needed to ask his wife to come with him. Tiger said: No, I said hello to her, and I won¡¯t go back to eat or stay tonight. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Being honest, I really wanted to have dinner with his wife, and since we ordered so much, we couldn¡¯t eat at all. Sure enough, the three of us were so full that we couldn't move at the end, and we ended up with more than half of it left. However, Tiger directly booked a room at the hotel and asked the waiter to pack the dishes to the room. Now I also know where to stay for the night, and all that's left is the entertainment program. The tiger told me and the wild boar that there were too many fun places, and he promised that both of us would have enough fun, but it would only take a few days. The first stop was a karaoke bar. Tiger saw that he was a regular customer. After entering, he immediately called the waiter and called the boss. The wild boar and I were waiting at the side of the hall. The wild boar whispered to me: To be honest, I have had enough of this kind of place, but it would also be nice to experience the rural ladies. I smiled and said: This is a green and healthy place, what are you thinking! The wild boar scolded me: "Don't hesitate to brag. This place is healthy and I have the same surname as you."