Chapter 693: Killing for pleasure. The mighty fleet went down the river. In order to bypass the area controlled by Luo Tu, the team coming out of Chang'an City first crossed Luoshui and then crossed Mangdang Mountain. , from the Huangniu River to the east and then down the Luoshui River. This is nearly a thousand miles longer than taking the Yangtze River ferry directly, but it is inevitable to walk a little longer in order to reach Yongzhou safely. Although Luo Tu was defeated, he still had more than 400,000 troops. No matter how elite the armored army that came out of Chang'an City was, they only numbered a mere thousand. Originally, according to Pu Hu¡¯s intention, he just rushed over to him, but as an imperial envoy, Tan Qingge strongly opposed it. After all, there are nearly a hundred people in this team, most of whom are women. I don¡¯t know if he was more in tune with Tan Qingge or because he had sympathy for her, but in the end he agreed to Tan Qingge¡¯s request and took a detour. You must know that for Puhu, taking a detour is something he has never been willing to do in the past. Leaning on the side of the ship, Tan Qingge looked back at the sullen armored soldiers on the big ship. Although they were still too cold to be approached, they still carried a killing intent that was so strong that it made people uncomfortable. Tan Qingge Qing Ge could tell that these armored soldiers didn't seem to be used to taking boats. "These burly and strong soldiers held tightly what they could hold on to, as if they were afraid that if they let go, they would fall into the river. Tan Qingge couldn¡¯t help but smile, thinking that there really was no absolutely powerful person in this world. These armored soldiers are invincible on the battlefield, and no one is their opponent. At the beginning, they were only 20,000 strong, but they managed to kill Luo Yao's army of one million to pieces. This was enough to show that on land, they were worthy of being invincible. But when they arrived on the rickety ship, they were all very nervous. "How long until we can get off the boat?" Puhu also looked ugly. He seemed to be extremely uncomfortable with this kind of life floating on the water. He was originally a cold and arrogant person, but now his face actually looked a bit pitiful. "It's almost here." Tan Qingge pointed to a looming big city by the river and said, "That's Xinyang City. It has already entered the ground of Huangyang Road. Let's go down the river quickly. If nothing happens, it will take another ten days. You can enter Pingshang Road on the left and right. After landing, you can walk for a day and a half, and you can reach Yongzhou in two days at the latest." Puhu's expression changed obviously, he held the side of the ship and sighed: "It will still take ten days ¡The thing I hate the most in my life is taking a boat. If you hadn¡¯t said it would be faster by water, I would never have boarded the boat.¡± "Why are you afraid of water?" Tan Qingge joked. "What's the point of being afraid of water? Who doesn't have something to fear? I'm also afraid of mice!" Puhu complained, sat down along the side of the ship and took a deep breath. On the big ship, it seemed that the only option was to sit down and lean on it. What would make him feel more at ease. "What about you, are you afraid of anything?" he asked. Tan Qingge thought about it seriously, and then answered seriously: "Afraid of death." "Alas" Puhu sighed for some reason and was silent for a while before slowly saying: "I used to think that I The thing you fear the most is death, but later you find out that death is not as scary as you thought. After you experience it more, you will find that you don¡¯t need to care about many of the things you fear. " "It sounds like you have died. ." Tan Qingge said with a smile. "You just died!" Puhu rolled his eyes at him: "It feels good to chat with you I haven't had many friends since I was a child. Only the general loves me and protects me. I am also used to being by his side. Listen to I'll do whatever he asks me to do, but this is the first time I've been away from him for so long, so I can't help but rush back after finishing my work. That's why I agreed to take the boat south. I still feel that I am at ease only when my feet are on the ground." "Why don't you have any friends?" Tan Qingge asked. "Because" This time it was Puhu's turn to think seriously, and then smiled to himself: "Am I ugly?" Tan Qinggezi looked at him carefully, and then nodded: "Yes." Puhu couldn't help but burst out laughing: "It's really strange. If someone else had said I was ugly, I would have pulled him over and tore him apart. But if you said I was ugly, why didn't I want to kill you? "Because I'm honest." Tan Qingge said: "You said you are ugly. I have looked carefully. You are not beautiful because you want to kill them."?They are laughing at you. And when I say you are ugly, I don¡¯t mean to laugh at you. "Obviously it was what others loved to hear, but he kept talking endlessly. But Puhu seemed to be really lifeless: "You don't know how to chat! " "I? " Tan Qingge was silent for a while and then said: "I don't have many friends" Puhu was startled for a moment and asked curiously: "Why do you have no friends? "Because" Tan Qingge smiled: "Am I handsome?" " Puhu spat, but with a smile on his lips. Tan Qingge sighed slightly and said: "When I was in the Yanwu Academy, I spent most of my time helping the cook cook, and then I went to the library to deliver gifts to the old gentleman. peanut. The rest of the time was either sleeping or dazing in the back mountains. It can't be said that I meet few people. Those students from the Martial Arts Academy come to eat every day, but I just don't like them. I say those people have a disgusting smell about them. Later, I asked the cook why. He said that because you are poor, they are rich, and because you are low, they are high. " He turned his head and glanced at Puhu: "I thought about it carefully, it seems like this. " "Is this jealousy? " Puhu asked. Tan Qingge smiled and said: "You can use a more beautiful word, such as saying I am noble. " Puhu laughed, and then asked seriously: "Can you be friends with me? " Tan Qingge was stunned, then shook his head: "Who knows maybe in the future, you and I will really become friends. " This was actually considered a rejection, but Puhu seemed very happy: "What is a friend? " Tan Qingge didn't know. He also asked the cook. The cook told him that a friend is someone who will accompany you to be happy when you are happy. When you cry, he may not cry with you, but he will make you cry. A guy who beats you up. When you are proud, he may stay away from you. He will live his life and you live your life. When you are frustrated, he will come over and pat you on the shoulder. He smiled and said, "Would you like to see who can pee farther?" Tan Qingge didn't know why the cook's definition of friends was so vulgar, but he vaguely felt that friends should be like this, so he told the cook's words exactly. Puhu thought about it for a while, and it seemed that these words were a bit difficult for him to understand, but he decided to give it a try. He stood up and unbuttoned his pants and pointed at the outside of the ship: "Would you like to see who can pee farther? " Tan Qingge was stunned, then nodded: "Okay but you are not allowed to use your inner strength! "Pu Hu pouted: "I don't want to kill anyone! " "Have you ever killed someone by peeing? " "There really isn't but I can try it in the future" The big ship has already passed Pingshang Road on the third day heading south. Beihui Road is the shortest north-south road among the four southwest roads, and it takes less than two days to cross. You can cross the road and enter the Nanhui Road in just one day. However, the scenery along the North Hui Road is the most beautiful. The scenery along the coast is breathtaking, with the majestic mountains and the gentleness of the Jiangnan water town. He was so drunk that he stood on the bow of the boat and watched the scenery on both sides of the river every day. Puhu seemed to have no interest in this, but he spent most of the time standing on the bow of the boat with Tan Qingge. They didn't match each other. One was slender and handsome, and the other was short, strong and ugly. At first, the people on the big boat thought that the contrast between the two people standing together was too strong. Later, for some reason, they suddenly felt that these two people were standing there. , just like the scenery on both sides of Luoshui, there are high mountains and beautiful nursery flowers. When Pu Hu saw Tan Qingge, he opened and closed his mouth several times, and couldn't help but asked curiously: "What do you want to do?" Well? " Tan Qingge blushed and smiled coquettishly: "Looking across the road, both sides of the river are so beautiful that people want to say something with emotion. No wonder those poets like to travel far away. The beautiful scenery can really make people feel comfortable. I also wanted to say something, but after thinking for a long time I had no words. " "You really ruined this scholar's robe. " Puhu glanced at him with disdain and said, "Do you believe that I can casually recite a hundred of Yongjing's poems? " "If you don't believe it" "Then I won't tell you either. "Puhu smiled, as if he had thought of something: "When I was studying in the past, I would always run out impatiently to play, either catching birds or digging ant nests. Later, the general gave me a good beating for this matter, so I was willing to bite the bullet and memorize those ancient words and phrases. But what's the use of carrying these things? ¡± He stretched his body and said: "Of course men have to fight on the battlefield. In my opinion, composing a poem is definitely not as satisfying as killing someone. It doesn't matter if you can't write poems, it's enough if you can kill I Forget it, you can¡¯t kill anyone. But then, for a long time, I had nothing to do but read, so I always brought a book with me to entertain myself. He lowered his head and looked at the long sword hanging at his waist, which was like a stream of autumn water, and sighed: "Wen can't write a poem in seven steps, and martial arts can't kill people in ten steps What else can I do?" "I'm alive" Puhu He said naturally: "To live is to achieve great achievements This is what the general said." "To live is to achieve great achievements?" Tan Qingge repeated it, as if he had some understanding. He was about to speak when he suddenly saw Puhu's expression suddenly change. The smile he had shown during the relaxed conversation suddenly disappeared, and the killing intent that had not appeared in his eyes for many days emerged uncontrollably. "The general once said that there will be some clowns popping up on the road and it's true!" Just after saying this, a big fish suddenly jumped out of the water and went straight to Tan Qingge! Tan Qingge looked dumbfounded at Puhu, as if he didn't feel the danger behind him at all. When he saw Puhu take off a sledgehammer from his waist, he couldn't help but let out an exclamation. But Puhu didn't mean to do anything to him. He pulled him away and threw the sledgehammer! Where is the big fish jumping up in the water? But a person. ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ It¡¯s not just this person, there are countless black shadows in the water. It really looks like there are many big fish swimming in the water. It's just that these big fish are not friendly. Some jump out of the water and go straight to the big ship, while others get close to the big ship with their hands, trying to pierce the big ship under the water! The tiger threw out a hammer, and the man's hands fell with his knife in the air, and the knife cut out a magnificent sword, and he was cut on the sledgehammer. But this sharp sword energy had no meaning at all. The sledgehammer flew straight over and hit the assassin's chest with a bang, smashing half of the assassin's body into pieces, and then actually circled in the air as if he was conscious. He flew back. The mutilated corpse fell down, staining the river red. The shadows are getting denser and denser, and there are more and more people. Puhu smiled coldly and squeezed out a few words through his teeth. "Talk about Qingge, if you don't know how to compose poetry, just learn how to kill people happilyI'll teach you!"