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Volume 1: The Border Town of the Empire Chapter 491: This move is called fucking

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    Chapter 491: This move is called fucking

    "Master why do horses have four legs and humans only have two?"

    The little Taoist boy asked seriously as he walked.

    Xiang Qingniu glanced at him and said contemptuously: "Because you had two legs that turned into hands. Many years ago, you might have walked on four legs like a horse."

    The little Taoist boy sighed and said, "It would be great if I could walk on four legs like a horse."

    Xiang Qingniu hated him for not arguing: "Man is the primate of all things and the master of the world. As a human being, you actually envy a horse Xiaojun, have you been eaten by dogs in the past few years of your practice? You said  Say, what is there about this horse that makes you envious?"

    Taoist boy Xiaojun moved the burden and begged: "Master, didn't you ask for a few horses from those soldiers just to ride on them? They can carry things even if you don't ride them Why do you want horses?  I'm here to carry the courage The man is carrying the burden and the horse is idle. Master, tell me why you want the horse. You must be deliberately torturing Xiaomei and me"

    Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "My little beauty didn't say anything, why are you gibbering so much?"

    The little Taoist boy who was carrying Xiang Qingniu was on the verge of crying: "Headmaster, it's not that I don't want to say anything, it's that I'm just too tired to talk"

    "Can you please be more upbeat? I'm doing this for your own good."

    Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "We have already left seclusion. Across the Qingxia Gorge is the territory of the Meng Yuan Barbarians. The cultivation of the two of you is terrible. Any Buddhist disciple can kill you. Now you  Endure hardship for the sake of your future enemies!"

    Xiao Jun said: "I understand, Master, you want our bodies to become stronger, so that we have a better chance of winning against the enemy."

    "No, no, no"

    Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "With your two cultivation levels, don't think about fighting the enemy. What I mean is that you two are so weak. Once you are caught, you will be treated like cattle and horses. You already have  The experience along the way will make life less frustrating and painful"

    The corner of Xiaojun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but said sincerely: "Thank you, Master, for your teaching!"

    Xiang Qingniu curled his lips and said, "If you have the ability, I can tell you what's on your mind."

    Xiaojun smiled and asked: "Master, are there bald donkeys everywhere after leaving Qingxia?"

    "Bah!"

    Xiang Qingniu scolded: "You look down on the people of the Buddhist sect too much. The people of the Buddhist sect are highly respected in the prairie anyway. Those Buddhist disciples generally live in temples and receive worship, and rarely go out unless necessary.  Even if you walk on the grassland for a month, you may not meet a person who is worthy of recognition in the Buddhist sect."

    Xiaojun nodded, and then asked: "Master, what are those two white-haired old men doing?"

    Xiang Qingniu looked at the brothers Chen Heng and Chen Ha in front of him, smiled proudly and said: "These two guys have been enlightened by me, but they still have the same temper. Just now I said that the male horse has thirty more tails than the female horse."  The two of them didn¡¯t believe it, so they followed the horse¡¯s butt and counted the hair.¡±

    Xiaomei asked in surprise: "Master, is it true that a male horse has thirty hairs more on its tail than a female horse?"

    Xiang Qingniu was slightly angry: "Stop following me and become a disciple of those two people named Chen!"

    Xiaomei suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are lying to them"

    Xiaojun looked at Xiaomei like an idiot: "I'm just saying you've been stupid all this time, you still don't admit it. The headmaster asked them to count how many hairs there are on the horse's tail. This kills two birds with one stone The first is  , so that the two people will no longer be nagging, and secondly, they can also know how many hairs the male horse and the female horse have. "

    Xiang Qingniu sighed helplessly: "Those horses are all stallions"

    Xiaomei couldn't help but praise: "The master has great eyesight!"

    Just as he was talking, the Chen brothers who were holding the horse's tail and counting its hair suddenly stopped. The stop was so sudden that the horse that was still walking forward was pulled by its tail. The horse couldn't help it.  He turned around angrily and neighed twice.  Xiaojun and Xiaomei smiled from ear to ear, but Xiang Qingniu's expression couldn't help but change slightly.

    "Xiaojun and Xiaomei, please go back to Qingle Mountain."

    Xiang Qingniu got off Xiaomei's back and pointed to the burden on Xiaojun's shoulders: "I have no use for the gold, silver and jewels. You can use them as transportation back. I spent a lot on the way, eating, drinking and playing.  I am enjoying myself, saying that I want to realize the enlightenment of heaven, but in fact I am just greedy and playful, but the rest is enough for you to hire someone to carry you all the way back to Yiqi Temple."

    "Why?"

    Xiaojun and Xiaomei asked in unison.

    Xiang QingniuAfter sorting out his clothes, he reached out and picked up the golden belt that symbolized the identity of the Taoist leader and tied it around his waist.  Because his belly was so big, he had never bothered to tie the belt up before.  I don¡¯t know why, but watching him put on the golden belt seemed a bit sincere.

    "Get out of here."

    Xiang Qingniu waved his hand: "When you go back, tell Mo Ningzhi that she is the new headmaster of the Dao Sect!"

    After saying this, he waved his sleeves outward, and the two Taoist boys were swept up by a gust of wind and sent away twenty meters away. The two shouted at the same time, but Xiang Qingniu didn't even look back.  He waved his hand: "Get out of here, we have already arrived at the entrance of Qingxia. If you go further, you won't even be able to leave a corpse behind. Don't you feel sorry if a woman dies before you even touch her? Tell Mo Ningzhi not to be complacent after becoming a master, and just take a look at it.  Leave a place for me, maybe one day I will go back and become the supreme master!"

    After saying this, Xiang Qingniu strode forward.

    ??????????????????????????????? For some reason, the two little Taoist boys looked at that fat figure and became taller and majestic.

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    "I just said that I won't see people from the Buddhist sect casually, but I met such a big group just after leaving Qingxia!"

    Xiang Qingniu cursed in a low voice and led a horse forward, with Chen Heng and Chen Ha following behind him.  Three people and three horses, without riding, walked towards the crowd on the opposite side that had become clearer.

    "When the fight starts, you two go first."

    Xiang Qingniu said as he walked.

    Chen Heng pouted: "Why"

    Xiang Qingniu puffed out his belly and pointed at his golden belt: "Did you see this? This is a golden belt given by His Majesty. It symbolizes the identity of the Taoist leader. I am such a big shot. I just meet a few people.  I am a small character and I have to do it myself? You two have to be aware Since Xiao Fangfang asked you two to follow me, you two have to be responsible, okay?"

    Chen Ha nodded: "Then when will you fight?"

    Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "When you two can't fight anymore."

    Chen Ha held the horse back and looked at Xiang Qingniu.

    "At the very least, I have to meet a god or something before I take action."

    Xiang Qingniu smiled coquettishly: "I have an identity, okay?"

    "Why fight?"

    Chen Heng suddenly asked.

    Xiang Qingniu was silent, and then said word by word: "This is something that cannot be explained. People in the Central Plains world just don't like the Buddha Sect. People in the Buddha Sect look at the Central Plains people and they are wrong.  , you ask me why, and if I say it¡¯s God¡¯s will, you must think it¡¯s nonsense, so there are so many reasons, do you need a reason to fight?¡±

    Chen Heng thought for a while and shook his head: "No need."

    Xiang Qingniu said: "Remove the word "bar", we are all here. If we don't give the people who meet the Buddha a good beating, how can they be worthy of us coming all the way here?"

    When he finished saying this, he suddenly felt a little sad.

    More than ten years ago, the second senior brother traveled westward and never returned to the Central Plains.  A year ago, Senior Brother went west, but no news came back.  Now, he walked out of Qingxia.  The four senior brothers, except Luo Weiran, actually ended up on the same road by accident.  The second senior brother who was praised by his master as having the strongest cultivation couldn't do anything, and the senior brother who was trapped in a cage and then understood the way of heaven couldn't do anything either Can I?

    Xiang Qingniu asked himself.

    He took a deep breath, then spat: "It doesn't matter if he can do it or not, let's beat him first."

    There were no less than a hundred Buddhist disciples who appeared on the opposite side. Even shepherds who had lived on the prairie for many years rarely saw so many Buddhist disciples traveling together.  What Xiang Qingniu told the two little Taoist boys before was right. Buddhist disciples rarely leave the temple to maintain their identity. What they enjoy is the food and money sent by the herdsmen.  For ordinary tribes, even Aijin would have difficulty inviting Buddhist disciples to travel.  Hundreds of Buddhist disciples suddenly appeared. If they had been seen by the herdsmen, they would have lined the road to pay homage.

    At the front are about thirty or forty Buddhist disciples wearing yellow clothes, followed by a dozen people wearing blue monk robes. These dozen people are carrying a chariot, on which sits a monk wearing red robes cross-legged.  young monk in robe.  Next to the chariot are four monks in white clothes, and behind them are dozens of monks in yellow clothes.

    Those who can be carried by other monks must have a high status in the Buddhist sect.

    "Would you like to say a few words first?"

    Chen Ha asked Xiang Qingniu.

    Xiang Qingniu nodded: "Of course you have to say, I am the leader of the Dao Sect, okay?"

    He was just about to take a few steps forward to talk when he sawI saw the young monk sitting on the chariot stretched his hand and pointed forward and said something in a low voice.  Immediately afterwards, the dozens of yellow-robed monks in front rushed towards Xiang Qingniu.  Some people showed their swords, and some people showed their copper cymbals, full of murderous intent.

    ¡°Oh my god, I can¡¯t stand this bad temper!¡±

    When Xiang Qingniu saw those Buddhist disciples rushing over, he couldn't help but said angrily: "You didn't even give me a chance to sign up and brag. Now you've offended me. Don't move either of you. This is the first fight."  I beat myself!"

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    Chen Heng and Chen Ha were squatting on one side, plucking withered fur grass and muttering: "This guy is really unreliable. He even said that he let us go first because he had some status. He had to hold some, and then he rushed up on his own before the fight started."  "Yeah" "Yeah, yeah, it's just, it's really unreliable"

    More than twenty Buddhist disciples came over aggressively speaking Mongolian and Yuan dialect. These people were all junior disciples of the Buddhist sect, but they were also god-like existences among the herdsmen. At this time, they saw a fat Han man wearing strange clothes.  The black robe was even tied with a golden belt, but they didn't dodge, and they immediately became angry.  In the prairie, herders knelt down when they saw them from a distance.

    A monk shouted loudly in Mongolian and Yuan dialect: "Where are you from? Why don't you get out of the way! Are you Han barbarians?"

    Xiang Qingniu rolled up his sleeves while walking towards him: "You bastard, I am your ancestor!"

    After he finished cursing, he felt something was wrong again, and immediately spat hard.  He scolded, and the Buddhist disciples also scolded, but no one knew what each other was talking about.  A Buddhist disciple was impatient and threw a copper cymbal from more than ten steps away and went straight to Xiang Qingniu.  Xiang Qingniu immediately smiled when he saw the move, curled his lips and said three words.

    "Little Denglin"

    Boom!

    A huge foot that was ten meters long suddenly appeared. It was made up of the thick and surging vitality of heaven and earth. After the huge foot appeared, it quickly fell down, and with a bang, it hit the twenty or so people who rushed over.  All the monks in yellow robes stepped down.

    More than twenty people were trampled and fell into the ground.

    ¡°Pretend to be your motherfucker.¡±

    Xiang Qingniu glanced at the red-robed monk sitting on the chariot and cursed, then raised his middle finger at the man: "Fang explained that this gesture is called dry, so I clearly understood the move - flip!"

    As soon as he raised his middle finger, the heads of the twenty-odd monks buried in the ground suddenly exploded, and the blood mist immediately filled the air, so cruel!  This fat man with a handsome face and an affable face left no room for anyone to take action.  But it wasn't over yet. A huge finger suddenly appeared behind the chariot and stabbed it fiercely.
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