Meng Wudi is not really invincible. At least there are two beings in the love office that make him fearful every time he sees them. Meng Wudi is truly invincible, because he has never lost a fight since he started practicing martial arts. Of course, this is not because he has the ability and fighting spirit to stand up to the strong, but because he never challenges someone he cannot defeat.
Meng Wudi is the deputy town governor of Qingya.
The reason why he dared to walk up to Xi Huamei, the leader of Hongxiu Zhao, in Fenglindu was because he didn't find anyone who could threaten him in the crowd of Hongxiu Zhao. Whether it was the women or the guards in the red sleeves, there was no living person that he could fear. On the contrary, it was the sign in Xi Huamei's hand that made him fearful.
That¡¯s why he spoke politely, even though his tone still contained the unique arrogance of someone who worked in the imperial guard¡¯s office.
But he was wrong.
The old lame man who looked like he might be knocked down by a gust of wind at any time actually made him feel the breath of death again except from the Governor. The reason why he was able to reach the position of deputy governor of Qingya is not because his name is Meng Wudi and he is invincible, but because his greatest strength is his self-knowledge.
In officialdom, this is crucial.
When he was in the Qing Yamen, he would never show even a trace of disrespect to Hou Wenji, the governor of the Qing Yamen. Even as the third person in the Qing Yamen, he always showed no dignity at all in front of Hou Wenji. Everyone in the Qingya was even sure that even if Master Zhenfu asked Meng Wudi to eat his shit, Meng Wudi would definitely eat it and would definitely say that Master Zhenfu's shit was sweet and delicious.
The indifference and calmness he deliberately showed when fishing by the river all came from his imitation of the governor Hou Wenji.
Someone once said that a small part of Hou Wenji can be seen in Meng Wudi, although this imitation is clumsy, rough and disgusting.
The person who dared to comment on Meng Wudi like this in the Qing Yamen could only be the second person in the Qing Yamen. Although this person had no position in the Qing Yamen, he was even a commoner. But Meng Wubi would never show the slightest disrespect to this person. In Qingya, everyone agreed on one thing It would rather offend the governor than offend the governor's adviser Zhuo Buyi. Because the governor may tolerate his subordinates being a little disrespectful to him, but he will never allow the people of Qingya to be disrespectful to Zhuo Buyi.
The second most powerful person in Tangtang Qingyamen is a commoner, so he is called commoner.
Seven years ago, when Hou Wenji took Zhuo Buyi into the gate of Qing Yamen, he only said one sentence. From then on, Meng Wudi, the number two person in Qing Yamen, became the third. Moreover, over the years, Meng Wudi has never tried to challenge the commoner who took his position.
"From today on, what Buyi says is what I say, and Buyi's orders are my orders. When I am away, Qing Yamen will obey Buyi's orders."
Meng Wudi had never seen Zhuo Buyi take action, and he even suspected that Zhuo Buyi didn't know how to practice at all. But this did not affect his fear of Zhuo Buyi, because standing behind Zhuo Buyi was Hou Wenji.
Meng Wuwei has always been very conceited about his own vision and judgment, so he really thrived in the officialdom of the Sui Dynasty like a fish in water.
But today, he had the urge to slap himself.
In fact, the old cripple's words were no different from a few slaps on his face.
"It's hard for me to understand how an idiot like you could sit in the position of deputy mayor. Don't you have any brains? Is a singing and dancing house protected by a ninth-grade master really just a singing and dancing house? A singing and dancing house that can command the ninth grade Could a woman with a good taste be an ordinary woman? Even if she doesn¡¯t use that brand, can you afford her?¡±
These few words made him have to reflect on his actions this time.
And just when he was embarrassed and annoyed, Gao Tianbao from Qingya Qianhu asked inappropriately: "Sir, should we take down everyone?"
Bang!
After a muffled sound, Gao Tianbao's body flew backwards like a kite with its string broken. It flew six or seven meters away and fell to the ground with a splash, stirring up a cloud of dust. Meng Wudi kicked Gao Tianbao on the chest without warning. Although this kick seemed extremely powerful, he still restrained his force, otherwise it would have directly killed Gao Tianbao.
Even so, Gao Tianbao felt that he had at least two broken ribs.
"I asked you to keep an eye on the key criminal. Now you tell me that he is gone Gao Tianbao, you lost track of the main criminal in the case of Jiangdu Qiu's rebellion three years ago. I will cut off one of your eyeballs with my own hands. Isn't it three years? Your eyes no longer hurt after that? I'll give you two days. If you can't find the person who was supposed to be in the carriage, I willGot your other eyeball. "
Gao Tianbao, who was in so much pain that he could hardly breathe, struggled to get up, knelt down on one knee and bowed his head and said: "I promise to find those three people within two days. If I can't find them I will kill myself."
"snort!"
Meng Wudi tossed up his sleeves and walked away. He still had the indifferent and expert demeanor he had when he was fishing by the river. At this time, his face was livid and ugly, and the shame and anger in his heart was so strong that he wanted to curse loudly.
Gao Tianbao spat out bloody spit, looking at Meng Wudi's back with a hint of coldness in his eyes.
"My lord, please stay."
At this time, Xi Huamei, the head of Hong Xiu Zhao, called out to Meng Wudi softly, walked over slowly, and said with a smile: "When will the official ship arrive when the official ship that you promised to help me cross the river with Hong Xiu Zhao will arrive?"
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Xiang Qingniu glared at the flying fish robe in front of him, staring into that person's eyes without blinking. After staring at each other like this for a full two minutes, the flying fish robe finally turned his head and looked away. Xiang Qingniu refused to give in, walked around to the man's side and continued to stare hard into his eyes. The Feiyupao turned his head to the other side, and Xiang Qingniu followed him, still looking straight at him.
After repeating this three times, the flying fish robe finally collapsed, he muttered a few times and turned away. Xiang Qingniu laughed proudly, turned around and said to Cui Lueshang: "Did you see that in front of my Dharma Eyes, such a yellow-mouthed kid doesn't even dare to look at each other? Do you know what this is?"
Cui Lueshang, who was extremely frightened but pretended to be calm, subconsciously asked: "What is it?"
Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "This is the legendary pressure, the pressure that only the top masters can have. Under my eyes full of pressure, everyone can only retreat."
"oh"
Cui Lueshang said absentmindedly, looked at the flying fish robes surrounding him and whispered, "Taoist priest, please use all your coercion to scare these people away."
Xiang Qingniu snorted coldly and said: "Do you think coercion is a carrot sold by the aunt in the wet market? One tael of silver can fill half a car and it's so cheap? Coercion coercion coercion requires energy. Do you understand? You don¡¯t understand it at first glance. Although I will give you some advice for a beginner in spiritual practice, it is really difficult to explain it.¡±
Cui Lueshang glanced at Xiang Qingniu disappointedly, and then turned to Hongxiuzhao for help.
At this time, he found the middle-aged man walking away. The flying fish robe Qianhu who had been kicked away earlier waved his hand, and the flying fish robes surrounding them immediately turned around and left. It came quickly and left effortlessly. He was immediately overjoyed, turned to look at Xiang Qingniu and cheered in a low voice: "The leader of the Red Sleeve Recruitment is still capable, the leading official is gone!"
Before he could say the next words, he saw Xiang Qingniu doing a horse stance and slowly lowering his hands with his hands, then exhaled: "Did you see it This is coercion. As soon as I use it, those people will naturally pee." Only an ignorant person like you would say something about that woman¡¯s ability.¡±
His face was slightly flushed and he said in a slightly angry tone: "Don't you see that I am using my energy to release pressure?"
Cui Lueshang was about to answer when he suddenly heard a soft and long muffled fart.
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Xiang Qingniu blushed, smiled sarcastically, and turned away.
Cui Lueshang took a breath and then his expression suddenly became very exciting. He ran back and cursed in a low voice: "This damn fart under pressure really smells extraordinary!"
At the same time, ten miles away from Fenglindu, the water level of Xiangshui River is the gentlest.
There are fishing boats passing by slowly, and from time to time you can see big fish jumping out of the water. Although the water in this section is gentle, there are reed swamps on both sides, which is not suitable for docking boats. That's why when the ferry was first built, Fenglin Ferry, ten miles downstream, was chosen.
A fisherman suddenly saw several dark shadows flashing through the water very quickly, and his face immediately changed with fright. The black shadow under the water was surprisingly large, and it was actually the same size as a normal person. The fisherman almost collapsed with fear when he thought of the legendary ferocious river god steelhead fish on both sides of the river.
"Quick, mother-in-law, throw the prepared pig heads, pheasants, lambs, etc. into the river! The river god has passed under our boat, don't delay!"
The woman who had never seen the world was so frightened that she quickly threw the pig heads and pheasants that must be prepared for every boat trip into the river. Only a lively lamb was thrown into the water. Suddenly, there was a splash of water and the lamb disappeared. The fisherman and his wife finally couldn't hold on any longer. They collapsed on the boat almost at the same time and didn't dare to look any further. I don¡¯t know how long it took before the two people woke up and quickly knelt down on the boat.?Put your hands together and pray for mercy.
I saw one of the black figures underwater seemed to be devouring the lamb. After writhing for a while, it actually swam around the fishing boat. The fisherman who had just peeked over suddenly froze up and fainted with fright.
Fortunately, the black shadow that swallowed the lamb did not linger any longer. It circled around the fishing boat and then slowly swam to the other side of the river. After a while, it disappeared.
The woman who was supporting her husband had already weakened her legs and could not stand up. The people who were crying and pinching her husband saved him. When the fisherman woke up, he found that his wife was still there and the fishing boat was still there. First he breathed a long sigh of relief, and then the two hugged each other and cried.
While crying, the wife looked away again, only to find that there seemed to be a few standing reed stalks on the river, drifting farther and farther with the black shadow.
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On the official ship, Cui Lueshang looked at the carriage abandoned on the shore with lingering fear. He suddenly thought of something and lowered his voice and asked: "Did you bring all the wine and meat in the car? What if the woman in red and the ferocious coachman knew that there was no wine and meat?" Come on, we will be in trouble"
Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Why am I afraid of those two people? Needless to say about the coachman, I can knock down twenty of his kind with one finger. As for the womanit is the principle that good men do not fight with women. Of course you know! Of course for the sake of the stability and unity of the five of us, I will bring you all the food and wine."
Cui Luoshangxin, why are you talking so much nonsense? He boasts so loudly that every time he sees the woman in red, he is so scared that he doesn¡¯t even dare to fart loudly. Maybe he even shrinks back ¡
He sat down on the side of the official ship, looking at the waves in front of him and couldn't help but sigh.
"What's wrong?"
Xiang Qingniu asked.
Cui Lueshang pondered for a while and said: "Although I don't know Fang Jie, and I don't know what the relationship between the two people around him is. But I think it's good to give these four to three of them to share life and death, to advance and retreat together, to share honor and disgrace, like this Feelings make me envious. If I had such a friend I would die without regrets."
Xiang Qingniu rolled his eyes at him and said: "Only someone like you who is new to the world would say such idiotic things. The relationship between people is simple. It can be boiled down to the word interest. But if you want to say it is complicated, then it's not It¡¯s just a matter of emotional bondage.¡±
"Bond?"
Cui Lueshang was stunned, thinking that the words used by a vulgar person like Xiang Qingniu were too uncommon. After a moment, something suddenly occurred to him. He looked at Xiang Qingniu and asked in a serious and uncertain tone: "Taoist Master did you just talk about bonds or chicken and egg?"