At this time, the Manchu Qing Dynasty was no longer as powerful as it was when it first entered the country. All the civil servants in the court were weak. Fu Yi, the last emperor, knew nothing and was completely a puppet of the ministers. Cixi was brought into submission by Yiyun again. The person who posted this had no intention of causing trouble at all. Naturally, the ministers were very cooperative and quickly issued the customs defense documents, asking the Eight Banners Army surrounding the capital to withdraw their defense lines and let the Eight-Nation Allied Forces enter Beijing.
In fact, in Yiyun's eyes, the Eight Banners soldiers are simply a bunch of trash. His modern army can completely push these Eight Banners soldiers away, but he also knows that the modern army is extremely destructive in battle, and the ancient imperial capital may be destroyed. Being destroyed by artillery fire was a bit of a waste. In order to preserve the palace, the courtyard, and the treasures of Chinese civilization in the imperial capital, he made a fool of himself with the wild boar people of the Qing Dynasty. Otherwise, there was really no need to waste this energy.
On this morning, under the eager eyes of the Manchurian wild boars, the "reinforcements" of the "Eight-Nation Allied Forces" finally arrived in the imperial capital. At the forefront were a thousand European soldiers wearing French military uniforms.
The Manchu ministers looked at these French soldiers and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Look, are they holding submachine guns in their hands? I heard that this thing can fire hundreds of bullets in an instant, which is faster than the archers." Much faster. The target will be killed instantly!"
The faces of the wild boar people all showed admiration, looking at these French people as if they were watching gods descending to earth.
But Yiyun knew that these thousand French soldiers were all captives. In fact, they had no morale at all. They looked like they were walking with high spirits, but in fact, the guns in their hands had no bullets, and they were just for show.
Walking behind these thousand French soldiers were the Yiwu soldiers and the palace guards from Yiyun's direct lineage, but they were wearing British uniforms and looked strange.
The wild boars quickly discovered the appearance of these soldiers, who had black hair, black eyes, and yellow skin. A minister approached Joan of Arc and asked in a flattering tone: "Lord Joan of Arc, why are there soldiers of Eastern race in the Eight-Nation Allied Forces? Who are these people?"
Joan of Arc didn¡¯t know how to answer, so Yiyun beside her quickly whispered a few instructions in her ear.
Joan of Arc then said to the minister: "These are Indian soldiers! The mercenaries we captured from India." In fact, the Eight-Power Allied Forces colonized the world and cultivated puppet soldiers in various occupying forces. The Indian Asan in history is The British Empire's main source of military strength, but the combat effectiveness of the Asan soldiers is extremely poor, and they will be scattered thousands of miles away with a single blow, so it is not surprising that Joan of Arc said this.
Although there are some differences in appearance between the Indian Asan and the Dameng people, the Indian Asan is obviously much uglier, but if you put on the military uniform, you can¡¯t tell if you look closely. The Manchu ministers undoubtedly have it. , and even commented: "These Indians can actually get guns issued by the Eight-Nation Allied Forces? It's so cool"
A fat girl who was a little round and chubby came close to Joan of Arc. She was wearing the robe of a Manchu general. She seemed to be in a high position. She whispered to Joan of Arc: "Exit The officer's name is Yuan Shikai, and he is very interested in the weapons of your army. Can your army equip me with an army like you did with the Indian Asan soldiers? I promise to obey the arrangements of the adults. "
Before Joan could say anything, Yiyun was sweating profusely. Hearing the name Yuan Shikai and looking at the fat girl's body, sweat started pouring in his heart, and he thought to himself: This bad guy is a bit in need of a squirt. , I had to get her into my hands and give her some instructions in a low voice.
Joan of Arc then said to the chubby girl Yuan Shikai: "This matter should not be discussed in front of other Manchu and Qing ministers. At three o'clock tonight, you come to the small wooden house in the middle of the Old Summer Palace and we will discuss it slowly."
The little chubby girl was overjoyed and thought she was going to get some benefits, but she didn¡¯t know that what was waiting for her that night would be horrific torture. It is said thata few months later, when the little chubby girl was released from the cabin by Duduo, she lost a hundred pounds due to torture. From then on, she transformed from a fat girl into a beautiful woman with a hot figure. It created the myth of a transformation of an ugly girl and a great comeback. This is a story for another time and I won¡¯t mention it here.
After the "Eight-Nation Allied Forces" entered the imperial capital, they began to fortify the city wall. A large number of fixed forts, self-propelled artillery, and army artillery were pushed up the ancient city wall. These new-style cannons were unheard of by wild boar people. , which I had never seen before, they all had curious expressions on their faces, and came over to watch the fun.
A minister couldn't help but ask: "We heard that the Katyusha of the Great Meng Kingdom is very powerful. It can spray dozens of rockets in an instant, covering the ground for several kilometers, and all the people and horses inside will be blown to pieces. No. Do you know if the adults of the Eight-Power Allied Forces have any weapons that they can use against Katyusha?"
As soon as he finished asking, Yiyun pointed his hand and said with a smile: "We also have Katyusha, youLook, it¡¯s right there¡¡±
He pointed at a large truck driving in outside the city gate. There were more than a dozen rocket launchers standing side by side on the truck, which was terrifying.
The wild boar people immediately became interested and quickly said to Joan of Arc: "Lord Joan of Arc, can you test-fire the Katyusha for us to see?"
Joan of Arc looked at Yiyun with her eyes, and Yiyun gave her a look of affirmation, so she ordered: "Command the soldiers to test-fire the Katyusha once to show the adults of the Qing Dynasty."
After a while, the wild boar people brought hundreds of sheep and scattered them in an open space outside the city, allowing the sheep to graze on their own. A few miles away, a Katyusha took a casual look at it without taking it seriously. Taking aim, he pressed the launch button, and dozens of rockets roared into the sky, flying towards the sheep.
The wild boars were watching the rocket dragging its tail in the sky, and were confused about what it meant. Suddenly, they saw the rocket begin to accelerate and fall into the flock of sheep
There was only a loud "boom" sound, and a rocket fell into the flock of sheep. The sheep within a radius of dozens of meters instantly turned into meat. The shock wave from the big explosion blew the sheep next to them flying. Then the rockets fell one after another, and hundreds of sheep were not spared, and they were all killed to pieces.
The wild boar people were shocked. Although they had heard about the horror of Katyusha from Dodo, seeing it with their own eyes still made them tremble all over, and even they lost the strength to speak. The rows of Manchu and Qing ministers were all dumbfounded, not knowing what to say. Their lips kept trembling and touching each other. They couldn't help but think in their hearts: What if the Eight-Power Allied Forces or the Great Meng Kingdom bombed Katyusha? Once we enter the imperial capital, we are all doomed.
Several weak ministers simply knelt in front of Joan of Arc: "Sir, please send a few more Katyushas to surround our capital."
Joan of Arc naturally agreed wholeheartedly. At this time, several ministers came over and whispered: "Sir, could you please arrange a few Katyushas to protect our mansion? We have an eighty-year-old mother at home, and a A two-year-old child is in urgent need of protection from a heavy weapon like Katyusha.¡±
Several princes, Beile, came over and said: "No, Katyusha should be placed outside our prince's palace, and Katyusha should be used to guard the door. One on the left side of the door, one on the right side of the door, no matter what the young people are. Don¡¯t dare to harass us.¡±
"Oh my God, do you think Katyusha is a stone lion? There is one on the left and one on the right of the door? Are you crazy?" A eunuch came over and said loudly: "Lord Joan of Arc, Katyusha It should be installed outside the Forbidden City. Protecting the Forbidden City and the Emperor is the top priority. "
Fu Yi, who was standing behind the eunuch, didn't understand anything. He just heard that this kind of big car was used to protect himself, so he clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Okay, this big car is so fun. You can use it to blast sheep. Get one." Playing in the Forbidden City"
As soon as the emperor opened his mouth, the ministers had nothing to say. Although Fu Yi didn't understand anything, he was the emperor after all. No matter how awesome the minister was, he was just a minister. There was no reason to argue with the emperor.
Yiyun suddenly thought, okay, if you want the Katyusha to guard the Forbidden City, I will place a Katyusha next to the Forbidden City. When the time comes and the cannon is turned towards you, just don¡¯t be so scared that you wet your pants. . He quietly ordered Joan of Arc to drive the Katyusha over to shock the Forbidden City, and then he said to the Manchu ministers: "By the way, you were the ones who asked to test-fire the Katyusha just now. We have already launched it to You saw it, now please pay for the ammunition."
"Ammunition fee?" The wild boar people were shocked: "This you actually want to charge us for showing the power?"
Yiyun snorted: "Do you think that our Eight-Nation Alliance Army will help you fight the war at our own expense? Are you so rude?"
When he said this, the wild boar people thought it was reasonable. Generally speaking, in history, asking friendly countries to send reinforcements always cost some money. It is impossible for the reinforcements to help you fight the war out of their own pockets, right? There is no such truth.
So the Minister of Household Affairs, who was in charge of money and food, came out and asked, "Excuse me, how much did the test firing cost just now?"
Yiyun hummed: "You also saw it. At that moment, we fired sixteen rockets. The manufacturing cost of each rocket was ten thousand taels of silver. The sixteen rounds totaled one hundred and sixty thousand taels. , hand it over quickly.¡±
"Oh my God? One hundred and sixty thousand taels?" The Minister of the Ministry of Finance was frightened and fell to the ground. The wild boar ministers next to him were all sweating profusely. The Eight-Nation Alliance Army was like a lion.
Yiyun hummed and said: "Are you going to give it? If not, I will withdraw my troops immediately and let you fight against the Great Meng Country. I believe that the Great Meng Country will definitely be willing to throw rockets worth 10,000 taels of silver at you." On the head, it will look great when the time comes.¡±
The face of the Minister of the Ministry of Finance turned dark, and he said in a dumbfounding manner: "Oh, sir., can¡¯t we give it to you? I'm going to ask someone to bring the money You must not withdraw. "